Chapter 382 Bo Fu, I Am Your Uncle Lu! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Brother Wentai, you're fine!"

Lu Bu had a warm smile on his face. At Hulao Pass, the two of them worked together to trick Niu Fu, and then sent Niu Fu off the assembly line early with a bottle of Erguotou.

But that time it was said that he was cheating Niu Fu, but Sun Jian's men also suffered a lot.

When he came to attack Wancheng this time, Sun Jian was not prepared enough. In addition, he was not confident in taking Wancheng all the way. Now that he saw Lu Bu, the memory of being beaten by his teammates revived again.

It was originally a joint act to deceive Niu Fu, but in the end, his side lost troops and was almost crippled... Sun Jian very much suspected that Lu Bu did this on purpose.

"Greetings to the General Hussars. I am wearing armor and am unable to perform a full salute. Please forgive me!"

Sun Jian knew that he could not fight this battle, otherwise the family fortune he had finally saved would be taken away by Marquis Lu Wen, and he would no longer be qualified to work for Yuan Shu.

Therefore, it is right to just go through the motions and withdraw with the troops. If you develop Jiangdong well, you may be able to accomplish something in the future.

In fact, Sun Jian also had the idea of ​​​​following the imperial court, but the aristocratic family that relied on him said that troubled times were coming, and generals must stand on their own feet instead of relying on others.

This is both a suggestion and a threat.

After all, aristocratic families can rely on you or betray you.

Everything depends on their thoughts, and the powerful princes are just puppets in the hands of the aristocratic family.

Lu Bu smiled and waved his hand:

"We brothers don't need to see anyone outside. Why are Wentai and his army here? They're not here to fight me, are they?"

Sun Jian: "..."

You have to be specific, right?

He racked his brains and made up a lie:

"I heard that Liu Jingzhou sent tens of thousands of troops to attack Wancheng. I was worried about Marquis Wen's safety, so I specially came here bypassing Jiangxia Xingye... Now that Marquis Wen is safe, I am ready to leave."

Damn it, are you leaving now?

Lu Bu regretted showing up. He would have known that Huang Zhong and Pang De would come over to fight. Not to mention killing Sun Jian and Sun Ce and his son, at least killing Cheng Pu, Huang Gai and others would not be stressful.

These few are die-hard fans of the Sun family and cannot be won over, so just get rid of them.

Lu Bu pointed at Wancheng behind him and said:

"We've prepared the food and wine, why don't we have a meal before we leave?"

Sun Jian trembled when he heard these words. If I go to the city to eat, is there any way for me to survive?

When the time comes, there will be an ambush of five hundred swordsmen outside the room... No, there is no need for an ambush at all. Marquis Lu Wen alone can kill our old grandson.

It’s better to eat less of this deprivation meal... Sun Jian cupped his hands and said:

"Please forgive me, Marquis Wen. The battle situation in Jiangxia is tense, and Huang Zu is in hot pursuit. I have to go back quickly. Next time when I am not busy, I can have a drink with Marquis Wen again."

Lu Bu knew that this guy would definitely not enter the city, so he was just giving in and being polite.

He saw a teenage general in the military formation and asked with a smile:

"But Nephew Bo Fu?"

Sun Ce quickly rode out and politely saluted Lu Bu:

"My nephew, Sun Ce, pays homage to Lu Qiaoqi!"

Haha, calling Sun Jian brother so many times is just to increase his seniority so that he can be the uncle of the little bully in the future... Lu Bu said in the tone of an elder:

"You're welcome, good nephew... Hou Cheng!"

Hou Cheng, who was behind him, quickly rode forward and came to Lu Bu's back and side. He took out a sword from his mount's saddlebags and handed it forward with both hands.

Lu Bu took the sword and said to Sun Ce:

"This is the first time we meet. As an uncle, I can't be empty-handed. This sword was given by an immortal. I will give it to my nephew today. I hope that in the future, I can expand the territory for my Han Dynasty and drive out the foreign tribes in Shanyue!"

Unexpectedly, Lu Bu also prepared a gift for himself. Sun Ce was overjoyed. Just as he was about to move forward to greet him, he quickly reined in the horse and looked at his father, Sun Jian.

Seeing Sun Jian nodding slightly, he came on horseback with an uncontrollable smile on his face:

"Thank you Uncle Lu for the reward. If there is a chance one day, I will drive the Shanyue people deep into the mountains!"

Look, just now he was called Lu Qiaoqi, but now he was given a sword and he immediately became Uncle Lu... It's a pity that the green-eyed kid didn't come, otherwise he could have secretly tried to create a rift.

By the way, he said before Meng De, "Having children should be like Sun Zhongmou", which directly encouraged classmate Sun Shiwan's desire for power.

Although it will not turn the brothers into enemies, as long as there is a gap between the two, there is room for exploitation.

Sun Ce took the scarlet sword with both hands, and as soon as he took it out, he was attracted by the bright sword blade:

"It's truly a peerless sword...Thank you uncle!"

Lu Bu said with a kind face:

"This sword is called Unyielding. I hope my nephew will be unyielding and move forward courageously like this sword!"

Sun Ce in the original work died because he was too tough. In order to prevent this guy from becoming smooth, a fire must be lit now to keep his original character.

After hearing this, Sun Ce immediately dismounted from his horse, knelt down on one knee and saluted Lu Bu, thanked him repeatedly, and then mounted his horse and returned to the main formation.

Sun Jian saw that it was getting late, and after saying a few polite words to Lu Bu, he turned around and left.

"As quickly as it came, it left quickly. Those who didn't know it might have thought that they came to Wancheng to catch the big market and eat Fangcheng Braised Noodles!"

Hou Cheng muttered, feeling that these people didn't even have the courage to take action. They were so cowardly. When they saw the hussar general of the day, shouldn't they come over and fight?

If you don't come, how can I make a contribution?

Lu Bu returned to the formation, and Old Man Huang immediately came over to greet him:

"While they haven't gone far, how about I lead the cavalry to charge them?"

The military merits he obtained were gone like this, and Lao Huang felt distressed for a while!

Pound is a man who lives his life, and he cannot bear to see his military exploits slip away in vain:

"I'll go too. It only takes five thousand cavalry to scatter their troops!"

Lao Huang rolled up unconsciously:

"My three thousand is enough!"

Xu Huang, who was still trying to pick up the slack, originally wanted to follow up and shout two thousand, but considering his level of rushing into the formation, he wisely did not say anything.

Forget it, let's let this super-class warrior perform.

As the governor of Nanyang, we must be reserved!

Looking at the two men who asked for battle, Lu Bu finally realized the joy he felt when Zhuge Liang led the three powerful generals Guan, Zhang and Zhao to sweep through Jingnan after the Battle of Chibi.

He waved his hand and said:

"There is no need to rush into battle. We are still waiting for the Sun family to stir up the situation in Jiangdong... Send people to spread the news, saying that Sun Jian is planning to join forces with me to attack Runan and chop off Yuan Shu's head to use as a urinal."

Xun Chen, who was responsible for this aspect of work, quickly agreed:

"Here!"

Due to Yuan Shu's suspicious character, there was no need to fan the flames. As long as the news about the sword gift spread, Yuan Shu would have random thoughts, and then call Sun Jian over and give him a scolding.

But to be on the safe side, rumors should be spread anyway, since it costs nothing anyway.

When returning to Wancheng, Xun Chen asked for advice:

"I dare to ask Wen Hou, there is a saying in later generations' poetry that [shoot the tiger personally and watch Sun Lang]. Is the Sun Lang here Sun Ce?"

Lu Bu shook his head:

"No, it's his younger brother Sun Quan."

When Pound heard the word "shooting tiger", he became interested:

"Sun Quan is also a fierce general?"

Well, a fierce general who was chased by Wen Yuan and beaten violently... Lu Bu said with a smile:

"Sun Quan liked hunting, but his skill was not high and he was afraid of death. To enjoy the fun, he had the tiger put into a cage and then shot the tiger to death through the cage... Su Dongpo wrote this, he was burying the blue-eyed child."

Pound lost interest as soon as he heard this:

"It's really enough to bury Tai."

Think of Dian Wei who guarded Chang'an, he was the one who drove tigers across the stream, and then compare it to Sun Lang... he hunted with such no limits, he deserved to be called the rat from Jiangdong.

Back in Wancheng, Lu Bu got off his horse and was about to take his apprentice Huang Xu to play badminton for a while when Zhang Zhongjing suddenly came over:

"Marquis Wen, does the Li Yan you ordered to find have any physical characteristics?"

Lu Bu was really confused. He dug out the original text of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and found the description of Li Yan's appearance. He felt that he was a middle-aged man over thirty years old.

Now, he should be in his teens. After all, it would be more than ten years before Liu Bei entered Sichuan.

He looked at Lao Zhang and asked:

"Do you have any idea?"

Zhang Zhongjing arched his hands:

"Many people in the city are helping to inquire, but none of the officials who serve are named Li Yan."

Isn't this guy hard to find?

Lu Bu said:

"Look for them if you can. If you can't find them, pull them down... Lao Zhang, you should train a group of first aid personnel as soon as possible. If they are not needed for this battle, the battle of Hedong will be hard to predict."

A group of people came to Wancheng to fight with great interest, but they first conquered Ji Ling and then Lao Huang, without any chance of taking action.

Pang De met him once, but the opponent ran away early, giving him no chance to perform.

Zhang Zhongjing took off his stethoscope and said:

"Many people have mastered simple disinfection, applying medicine, suturing, and bandaging, but if it is too difficult, even the lower officials are learning, and they do not have the ability to handle it yet."

"It's enough to be able to handle a simple trauma. Train as many as possible. When we find Hua Tuo later, we'll be waiting for you to train a group of barefoot doctors for rural areas."

Unlike field ambulance doctors who specialize in trauma, barefoot doctors are required to be very comprehensive, flexible, and good at using local materials.

You have to be proficient in all kinds of Western medicine, herbal medicine, and folk remedies.

And you also need to know how to deliver babies, bone setting, bone setting, rehabilitation, diet therapy, five internal organs, pulse diagnosis, burns, etc. Anyway, the more comprehensive the better.

After chatting with Lao Zhang, Lu Bu took Huang Xu and played badminton for a while.

It wasn't until the sun went down that the little guy was so tired that he stopped:

"Xu'er, what do you want to eat tonight?"

"I want to eat chicken feet that are thicker than beef legs..."

"This won't work. Empress Yunxiao is not our cook. Think of something else."

"Then it's roasted suckling pig, the kind you eat with sugar... Are you bothered, Master? If you're bothered, I'd like to eat the fried noodles you made. Even though I ate them for several days, I'm not tired of them at all."

Tsk, my little friend will say something sarcastic... Lu Bu said with a smile:

"It's very simple. Wait, I will go to the real world to buy it for you now."

Passing through a door, Lu Bu came to the real world.

Seeing that Li Yu, Yuwen Chengdu and others were not at the B&B, he made a phone call:

"Brother, where are you?"

"I came to the city for dinner. I just finished eating... Is there anything you want to eat? I'll bring it to you."

"Xu'er wants to eat roast suckling pig, can you buy two of them?"

"No problem, I'll ask the chef in the restaurant to start preparing it, and I'll bring you something else to eat."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Bu put on his tank top and shorts. Just as he was about to go to the study to play games for a while, he heard the sound of a car crane coming from the back door of the warehouse.

He walked over and saw Qin Qiong had just parked the car, and Li Shimin was sitting in the passenger seat, studying the various buttons and switches in the car.

"I've met Marquis Wen!"

Li Shimin jumped out of the car carrying a bulging backpack.

Lu Bu asked:

"What did you bring? Do you want a change of clothes?"

Qin Qiong opened the door and got out of the car and said:

"The clothes I brought for Erlang. The Hanfu Factory wants to launch new products. Shimin specially prepared a few clothes from the Sui Dynasty for them to use as a reference and earn some pocket money on the way."

The last time he went to the city for shopping, Xiao Shimin felt that he couldn't spend more than a thousand yuan on WeChat. Hearing that his second wife worked as a designer in the Hanfu Factory and received a share every month, the little guy got interested. I want to work and earn money.

Well, the future emperor of the Sui and Tang Dynasties had to work to earn money when he came to the real world. Life is so cruel!

Qin Qiong was thinking about the mountain ravine, so she didn't stay long, put back the key to the car crane, and hurriedly left the real world and returned to Fengming Village.

Li Shimin put on beach pants and sandals, took his mobile phone and sent a message to Wu Song.

Soon, Wu Erlang drove over, took away the backpack, and transferred 50,000 yuan to Li Shimin.

"Haha, the 10,000 yuan given by the master's wife last time has not been touched, and brother Erlang has given another 50,000 yuan. Soon I will reach the goal of 100,000 yuan in cash deposits!"

Li Shimin took a piece of chocolate and ate it happily, happily thinking about how to spend this huge sum of money.

Seeing him eating Qiaolezi, Lu Bu also wanted to give one to his apprentice, but considering that Huang Xu's body was still recovering, he wisely did not take it and instead gave him two pig's trotters first.

Ice cream and the like are not as enjoyable as eating pig's trotters.

With nothing to do, Lu Bu told Li Shimin the process of scaring Sun Jian away.

Xiao Shimin flipped through the original novel:

"According to the plot, not long after Sun Jian left Luoyang in 192, he had a conflict with Huang Zu and was shot dead. Sun Ce was desperate and turned to Yuan Shu again. He also offered the imperial seal in exchange for the opportunity to pacify Jiangdong... All the plots there now It’s all too late, Sun Jian might not live much longer.”

"real?"

Lu Bu flipped through the book and realized that he hadn't thought carefully about it.

He went to the kitchen, packed some braised meat, hurried back to Wancheng, and said to Xun Chen, who was about to spread rumors:

"Stop the rumors and send someone to give these braised horses to Sun Ce. Tell him that they are very beautiful and you must try them!"

Since Sun Wentai may die, we, as uncles, must express our infinite concern for the child, and at the same time pay close attention to Jiangdong's movements.

Once Sun Jian dies, Uncle Lu's warm embrace will be open to nephew Bo Fu at any time.

Well, instead of letting Jiangdong become bigger and stronger, it is better to take over the founder directly. This will not only reduce a lot of wars, but also take care of Sun Jian's wife and children.

"I will support your wife..."

Wen Wentai and I have an old friendship as brothers, so it’s normal to help support his young family, right?

That's how good brothers should be.

After Hua Xiong, Niu Fu, and Li Jue, Sun Wentai also became Lu Bu's good brother.

Xun Chen was a little confused:

"Has Mr. Wen made any new discoveries?"

"I feel that Sun Jian is about to die. I want to show my kindness in advance so that Sun Ce can remember me, Uncle Lu."

Taking advantage of the young man's undecided mind, he took action in advance. He just didn't know how old the Biyan child was now and whether Sun Shangxiang was born... The intelligence work was still not in place.

We need to vigorously improve the intelligence system, and let Zhang Lu's Tianshi Daoduo develop in the Central Plains and become the backbone of intelligence as soon as possible.

When Xun Chen heard this, he quickly took the braised food and arranged it.

In ancient times, Xiao He chased Han Xin under the moonlight, and now there is Marquis Wen who feeds Bo Fu overnight... If this happens, it will be another good talk!

Xun Chen found Hou Cheng and asked him to lead a hundred light cavalry, one person and three horses, to quickly pursue Sun Jian in the direction he left. He must give these braised meats to Sun Bofu.

By the time Lu Bu finished arranging these arrangements and returned to the real world, Li Yu and the others were already back.

Two roast suckling pigs, one roast goose, two large pieces of crispy pork, and some beef, mutton and other dishes, all given by Qi Dengke anyway.

Lu Bu happily carried it back to Wancheng and called the Huang family and his son, Pang De, Xu Huang and others over, and they all had a delicious meal together.

As a child, Huang Xu's favorite thing was suckling pig dipped in sugar, and he specially gave a few pieces to his patients so that everyone could try this supreme delicacy.

On the other side, Chang'an City Recruitment Hall.

A group of young generals gathered together and were eating roasted whole lamb under the leadership of Cheng Lian:

"You can adjust the dipping sauce according to your own taste. If you can't eat spicy food, don't force it... Gongjin, if you can't eat spicy food, why don't you compete with Hande? Why don't you compete with him on fish?"

Ma Chao was chewing on a piece of sheep spine. When he saw Zhuge Liang and Ma Dai driving an electric four-wheeler in from outside, he hurriedly greeted them:

"How about it? Did you get it?"

Zhuge Liang nodded and pointed to the electric four-wheel carriage. There were four or five boxes of Xinghuacun Fen wine inside, which were all supplies brought from the real world.

"Good brother, I knew you two could make it happen! Hurry up, I like these liquors so much."

Zhuge Liang whispered:

"Mr. Wenhe asked you to drink less and don't lead everyone to drink."

"Sure enough, I can't hide anything from him. The brothers are happy today and won't drink too much."

Soon, everyone took the cups and drank together.

Above their heads, the drone indicator light flashed rhythmically. Jia Xu was sitting in the intelligence center watching this scene, and said to Guo Jia with a smile:

"It's great to be young, let's get started."

Guo Jia nodded, brightened the lights in the room, and then hung a newly drawn map of Hedong on the wall:

"According to the latest intelligence, Zuo Xian Wang and Bai Bo Army have joined forces, and the noble families in Hedong are planning to unite and fight against the imperial army."

"Where is the governor Wang Yi?"

"He is also actively preparing for war, and has minted a lot of coins, increasing the production of pig iron and salt... They just want to be the local emperor of Hedong County and live a self-sufficient life."

When Jia Xu heard this, his face suddenly became much colder:

"In the face of the general trend, they actually want to stop the chariot with a mantis arm. After conquering Hedong, we will send a ruthless governor to govern. Does Fengxiao have a suitable candidate?"

I think you are quite suitable... Guo Jia muttered in his heart, and really thought of a candidate:

"The great man who succeeded Wang Yi and made Hedong into a money bag... Du Ji!"