Chapter 580 I Understand, My Husband Likes to Be Passive! [Seeking Monthly Votes]
Upon hearing the name Zhang Song, Mu Guiying asked:
"Did he be despised by Cao Cao because he was ugly, and then he went to Xuande, that little dwarf from Xishu?"
Liu Xie replied:
"That's him. When he arrived in Hanzhong, he was already in rags and could hardly speak. Governor Huang quickly mixed a bowl of sugar water for him to drink, and then he regained some strength."
Li Shimin was so excited that he forgot to eat:
"Can sugar water still have this effect?"
Li Yu nodded:
"Sugar is an important source of supplementing physical energy, but in this case, just feeding sugar water is not enough. You should add some salt to supplement electrolytes and make it into salt-sugar water, which is better for the body."
Liu Xie quickly wrote it down so that he could promote it to the entire army later.
Lu Bu happily drank a glass of white wine:
"Before Li Su left, I gave him a list of talents in Yizhou, and Zhang Song was among them. Unexpectedly, the two of them actually hooked up... How old is Zhang Song now? Has he become an official?"
Liu Xie said:
"Zhang Song is twenty-three years old this year. Since he was sixteen years old, he has been running around trying to become an official. However, because of his ugly appearance, he has never been able to get the chance. He only asked for a job as a minor official. However, in less than half a month, he He was fired because he frightened the governor's family, and was ordered not to be employed in the county. "
Damn, no wonder this guy is promoting Yizhou everywhere. His experiences when he was young are enough to explain everything... I will give Zhang Song a set of "The Three-Body Problem" later. He will definitely support Ye Wenjie very much.
As a native of Shu County, he has never been able to integrate into the local circle. Instead, he was bullied and ridiculed. This may be the reason why Zhang Song and Fazheng became friends.
A local is ridiculed everywhere, and a foreigner is constantly suppressed. Under such circumstances, it is natural to want to lure a wolf into the house... It doesn't matter whether I am doing well or not. What is important is that none of those who bully me can feel comfortable!
When Li Su arrived in Chengdu, although he used a false name, because Wang Yun was somewhat famous among Liu Yan, and because Li Su was handsome, good at martial arts, and could lead troops, he quickly became Liu Yan's subordinate. A minor celebrity, he took up the position of Lieutenant General in the Prefectural Mufu.
Many people in Chengdu deliberately wanted to make friends with him, but Li Su kept them at a distance. Instead, he took the initiative to visit Zhang Song's home with wine and food, which moved Zhang Song very much.
Just think about it, if a person who is a joke in the eyes of everyone is suddenly condescended to have sex with a tall, handsome, powerful man, he will definitely be moved.
Li Su had a good relationship with Zhang Song, and occasionally visited Zhang Ren, who had also not yet retired from official service, and gradually formed his own small circle.
Liu Yan was a little worried about him at first, but when he saw that this guy didn't make friends with aristocratic families, but instead made friends with some unpopular little characters, he valued Li Su more and more.
When Fu Wan and Li Yan entered Chengdu, Liu Yan sent Li Su and his troops to surround the post house, which actually gave the two sides an opportunity to connect.
Li Su got the secret letter and quickly found Zhang Song and asked him to deliver it to Hanzhong in person.
Before leaving Chengdu, Zhang Song specifically scolded the Chengdu family and said that he was going to seek official status in other places. No one doubted him. Some even laughed at him and asked him to watch his steps and not to be trampled to death by outsiders.
When Li Su set out for Shu, the prefect of Hanzhong was still Zhang Ji, so he asked Zhang Song to find Zhang Ji or Zhang Xiu's uncle and nephew before going to Chang'an.
As a result, when Zhang Song rushed to Hanzhong, he found that the prefect had been replaced by Huang Wan, the former Sili captain.
Li Yu asked:
"Is Zhang Song still in Hanzhong?"
Liu Xie nodded:
"President Huang asked him to rest in Hanzhong for a few days to recover, and then sent someone to escort him to Chang'an... I have to meet such a meritorious official and give him a few words of encouragement."
Li Shimin said in a wicked way:
"Let Yang Xiu and Fazheng accompany me. One of them is a good friend of Zhang Song, and the other admires Zhang Song very much. I wonder if we can renew our relationship this time."
In the original work, Zhang Song defected to Cao Wei with a map. No one took him seriously, but Yang Xiuhui had an eye for people and highly recommended him. Ah Man thought this little dwarf was extremely ugly, so he received him while washing his feet, and his words were full of praise. It's contempt.
Yang Xiu felt that something was wrong at that time and tried his best to soften it. However, Cao Cao was sitting in the north at that time. He had just captured Jingzhou and was preparing to seize Jiangdong and conquer the world. He couldn't listen at all. He even took out his own military book to show off in front of Zhang Song.
Zhang Song was not polite. After reading it, he showed off his super memory skills and recited the entire book. He lied that this book was written by an unknown person during the Warring States Period and that even children in Shu could recite it. After finishing speaking, he walked away and followed with frustration. The two met the big-eared thieves and opened a new chapter in the Three Kingdoms.
If Ah Man were not so arrogant and had a more polite attitude, a man like Zhang Song, who had been ridiculed for half his life, would definitely surrender.
Unfortunately, when he was satisfied with his ambition, Ah Ma would not listen to anyone's advice.
Therefore, when he attacked Xuzhou, Lu Bu stole his house; when he attacked Zhangxiu, he killed the Three Sages; when he defeated the horse, he cut off his beard and discarded his robe; when he defeated the coalition forces of Sun and Liu, he insisted on going his own way, and was finally defeated in Chibi.
When Zhang Song went to join him, Cao Cao was wandering in Xiangyang. He felt that all the princes in the world were useless, so he missed Zhang Song and regretted it for half his life.
He wants to treat each other with courtesy, and the entire Yizhou will be at his fingertips. When the time comes, Xuande's retreat will be cut off, Jiangdong and Jingnan areas will be decided, and the world will be unified again.
However, because of his contempt for Zhang Song, Yizhou fell into Xuande's hands.
The military book written by Cao Cao with great pains was also burned by Zhang Song's ridicule, without even leaving a copy.
Lu Bu ate two fried dumplings in one bite and asked curiously:
"The book says that Zhang Song is less than five feet tall and walks with a slight stumble. How did his two short legs travel from Chengdu to Hanzhong?"
Liu Xie drank a sip of cool hawthorn juice and said:
"After Li Su became good friends with him, he specially trained a short packhorse for him to ride. Zhang Song rode the horse all the way north. When he passed by Jiange, he had no money, so he sold the packhorse to a local shop in exchange for a bag of wheat cakes, and ate it all the way to Hanzhong."
Hearing this, Lu Bu suddenly felt that his ridicule was very rude:
"It's not easy to travel all the way through mountains and rivers and avoid layers of inspections... When I get to Hanzhong, I will give him a scooter, or directly a Jimny."
The Shu Road at the end of the Han Dynasty was almost in a state of disrepair. Zhang Song went on the road alone, endured all kinds of hardships, and finally even traded horses for food, and finally arrived in Hanzhong, which lived up to his friend's trust.
For this hard work, when he returned to take Yizhou, he had to give Zhang Song a credit.
Yuwen Chengdu said:
"He has no friends. Li Su showed him a little kindness, and he regarded this friendship as more important than his life. Such a grateful person is indeed worthy of reuse... When I go to the Three Kingdoms world, I hope he can come to serve under me."
You are a two-meter-tall general. It is somewhat inconsistent to partner with Zhang Song.
But thinking that Lu Bu is taller, the contrast with Zhang Song is even greater...Li Yu said:
"When Zhang Song arrives in Chang'an, let him talk more with Mr. Wenhe first, and arrange Pang Tong to accompany him...Although he is also ugly, Pang Tong has never felt inferior and never cared about other people's opinions."
Zhao Yun is very clear about the influence of celebrities:
"Pang Tong has Pang Degong to take care of him, so naturally no one will underestimate him. If Zhang Song has an elder who is a celebrity, the people of Shu County will not dare to despise him so much."
The right to speak is very important. Whoever has the right to speak can avoid many detours.
The Three Kingdoms world, Hanzhong County.
Huang Wan placed the freshly cooked chicken noodle soup in front of a thin man:
"This is the noodles given by Wen Hou. Yongnian, you should eat a few bites first. The meat will be ready soon. After eating, take a hot bath and rest for three or two days. I will send you to Chang'an to meet His Majesty."
The thin man was Zhang Song. He had a pointed face and ugly appearance. At this time, he was in tattered clothes and had a scruffy beard. However, he still bowed to Huang Wan according to the etiquette of a scholar:
"Thank you for the meal, Governor. I am entrusted by my friend. I wish I could grow wings and rush to Chang'an to move troops. If the Governor trusts me, can you lend me a horse? I will go to Chang'an to meet the emperor and visit my friend's family by the way."
Now he just wanted to meet His Majesty and confirm the date of the troops, but he was not in the mood to stay and recuperate.
Huang Wan stroked his beard and said:
"You risked your life to come here to deliver the message, which is a great contribution to the court. If I really let you go alone, the court officials will probably scold me to death... Let's do this. Tomorrow I will send a team of people to escort you along the way, and let Mei County prepare a carriage to send you to Chang'an."
When treating meritorious officials, you must express enough respect.
Zhang Song hurriedly saluted and thanked, and repeatedly expressed that he had caused trouble for Huang Wan.
Since he entered Hanzhong, he found that the people around him suddenly became friendly. No one looked down on him because of his appearance, and no one spoke rudely. The way they looked at him was like looking at ordinary people.
But Zhang Song never felt this kind of ordinary look. There was only ridicule, contempt, strangeness, sympathy, and condescension... These looks were like knives, and they pierced his heart accurately every time.
Now, suddenly feeling the harmonious gaze, someone treating him as a normal person, Zhang Song felt more and more that his choice was right.
Going to Chang'an is the most correct choice in this life!
As he ate the noodles, Huang Wan picked up the walkie-talkie and began to transmit the latest news to Chang'an:
"I, Zhang Song, a great hero of the Han Dynasty, refused to stay to rest because I was worried about my friend's entrustment. I will leave for Chang'an tomorrow. Please arrange a vehicle to wait at the mountain pass of Mei County and be ready for pick-up. Over!"
As he became more and more proficient in the use of walkie-talkies, Huang Wan, an old minister, also learned some professional terms of walkie-talkies.
For example, Over, OK, OK, etc., all of which can be used skillfully.
Soon, the signalman's feedback came from the intercom:
"Reporting to the governor, the notification to Chang'an has been completed."
Zhang Song took two mouthfuls of noodles and heard the movement in the intercom, and his attention was immediately attracted:
"May I ask the governor, how is this achieved?"
"This is electromagnetic wave technology. I don't know much about the details. When you arrive in Chang'an, you can ask Jia Wenhe for advice. Chang'an University also has similar courses."
As he was talking, a soldier brought a plate of hand-pulled mutton, as well as matching onion and chive sauce.
"This mutton comes from the northern foreign tribe. It only needs simple cooking to taste extremely delicious. Yongnian, you should eat more, then drink two glasses of wine and have a good sleep."
When you are extremely tired, you should sleep more, so that it will help to recover your body.
Huang Wan finished speaking and demonstrated to Zhang Song himself:
"The chive sauce is a bit salty, don't dip too much."
Zhang Song imitated him and ate a piece of mutton, praising:
"This is indeed delicious enough. I thought I was well-read in the classics in Yizhou, but I was fortunate to come to Hanzhong and realized that I was just sitting in a well and looking at the sky. Please don't laugh at me, Governor."
Huang Wan said:
"Don't be ashamed of yourself, Yongnian. You have come all the way across the Shu Road to deliver a letter, which has made me admire you very much. When you go to Chang'an, His Majesty will reward you, and all officials will take you as an example."
Zhang Song was already a little drunk when he heard these words. Before going out, how could he dare to think about this kind of treatment... As expected, the tree died and the people lived!
He gnawed on a few pieces of mutton ribs, drank two glasses of Fenjiu, and cleaned the noodles in the bowl. As soon as he arrived at the arranged bedroom, he fell asleep without even taking off his boots.
The officer from the county magistrate's office asked Huang Wan for instructions in a low voice:
"His clothes and boots are all worn out. How about I prepare a new set?"
Huang Wan smiled and shook his head:
"Back then, Su Wu came from Beihai. He was wearing clothes from nineteen years ago. The talismans in his hands turned into bare sticks. His body was covered with patches. His hair was messy and his beard was unkempt... Guess why he didn't change his clothes along the way? A suit of clothes?”
Engage was stunned for a moment and then reacted:
"Is the governor trying to show his merit to Zhang Song?"
Huang Wan nodded:
"Zhang Yongnian came from Yizhou and had no foundation in the court. Everyone knew that he suffered a lot, but they didn't see it with their own eyes and didn't know how serious the suffering was, so Zhang Song was asked to wear this suit and go to the pilgrimage. , It can not only help him gain a foothold among the officials, but also become a banner for the Han Dynasty. "
Now, although the imperial court is in full swing, the world has not yet been calmed down, so it is time to use Zhang Song as a propaganda tool.
As for Zhang Song, he has long been trying to slap those people in Shu County in the face, so he definitely doesn't mind the court's publicity and will even actively cooperate.
Because the greater Zhang Song's fame, the more painful the faces of those aristocratic families in Shu County.
Let's go back and let Pang Degong, Sima Hui, Cai Yong, Lu Zhi, Ma Rixi and other great scholars and celebrities praise them. Are these people not more important than your Yizhou family?
Huang Wan ordered:
"Tomorrow you take someone to escort Zhang Song to Beijing. Don't let him suffer any more along the way, but don't change his clothes and clean up his face."
"Here!"
Early the next morning, Zhang Song woke up, had something to eat, said goodbye to Huang Wan, got on a specially allocated crawler transport vehicle, and headed north along the Baoxie Road, heading straight to Chang'an.
In the real world, Li Yu is lying on the wrought iron bed in Room 202, recovering his strength.
The Queen curled up in his arms like a docile kitten:
"Did Sister Yunxiao add spices to your wine? It feels like it's become a lot fiercer recently."
Li Yu asked with a smile:
"What? Can't stand it anymore?"
"Tch, I feel sorry for you... When Sister Zhou finishes reviewing the troops in Muke Village, we will set off to the grassland. We can't come here often, so don't blame me."
"No, you are the Queen after all, and you must put the country, the country, and the country first."
The young couple chatted for a while, and Li Yu launched another charge. The Queen responded hastily, and was ultimately defeated.
When he woke up in the morning, Li Yu saw that Mu Guiying was sleeping soundly, so he did not disturb her. Instead, he secretly dressed and got out of bed, put on his sneakers, and prepared to go for a run along the mountain road.
As soon as I left the B&B, I saw Zhao Dahu who was also running in a vest.
He ran over and asked Zhao Dahu:
"Have you finished the sword?"
"It's done, let's name it Ruyi...Li Yu, do you think this name will flatter Boss Gu too much?"
"No, as a rich person, what you pursue is what goes your way. If you promote it abroad, you might even be invited to participate in a knife forging competition."
"I'm not interested in participating in that thing. I want to carry forward the traditional forging art, not just to make a sharp knife."
Although this guy has shot a lot of swords, he never gives the swords names. Instead, each sword has a unique name, and it is self-evident which one is more important.
The two ran together all the way down the mountain. Li Yu originally wanted to run directly up the mountain, but when he saw Xiao Ju's father-in-law driving a group of geese to graze outside the village, he ordered two of them, planning to make a drunken goose.
Zhao Dahu clicked his tongue and said:
"Damn, you're a big boss who studies food every day. You don't look like someone who does big things at all."
"Eating and drinking are the two most important things in life. Only when you are full can you have the strength to do big things. Make the Flame Drunken Goose at noon. Don't come too late. Don't blame me if you can't catch up with the food."
"Don't worry, I promise to arrive before eleven o'clock."
Back on the mountain, Zhao Dahu washed his face and went to the cafeteria to eat, while Li Yu went to the gym and practiced five more sets of strength.
After he went upstairs in sweat, Mu Guiying yawned and walked out of the room:
"Husband, you're working so hard, are you worried that you won't be able to satisfy Sister Yunxiao? Don't worry, Sister Yunxiao is very introverted and shy, and she is even younger than my daughter-in-law."
Li Yu: "..."
Can't you talk about something else so early in the morning?
"Blue crabs are on the market. I'm going to the city to buy some later, and then I'll go to the village to catch two big geese. Do you want to eat them?"
"think……"
"Don't talk nonsense if you think about it. If Yunxiao knew about it, he would think I was a pervert."
"I understand, my husband likes to be passive."
Li Yu changed his clothes, had breakfast with Mu Guiying, drove to the city to buy vegetables, and went to the village to catch geese. Gu Ying was leaving Yinzhou today, so this meal could be regarded as a practice meal.
"I've made so many delicious dishes that I want to leave tomorrow... Tongtong, when will Xiaochan have her holiday? I haven't seen her since I came to Yinzhou."
"The military training has just ended, and we have another day of classes before the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday. How about you go after the Mid-Autumn Festival?"
"I don't have time. My man has contacted me in Argentina on a ship to Antarctica. It will be very troublesome to make another appointment. I will come to Yinzhou to stay for a few more days when I return to China next time."
Who doesn’t like a place with beautiful scenery and delicious food!
Gu Ying picked up a piece of goose leg and ate it:
“I’ll turn on the way to the airport later. I’ll see my little sister before leaving. I’ll fly to Beijing first, and then transfer to Argentina. It’ll take 20 to 30 hours of flight. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.”
After dinner, Li Yu and his wife took Gu Ying to the Moral Education Bilingual School to visit Diao Chan. As soon as the rich woman entered the school, she habitually asked:
“This school is good, is it for sale?”
She took a selfie with Diao Chan in her arms, and then transferred 100,000 yuan of pocket money to the little girl, and then rushed to the airport, took the scheduled charter flight, and went to Beijing.
While the rich sister was enjoying the fruit plate and drink on the charter plane, in the Sui and Tang Dynasty world, the three heroes of Fengchen finally arrived at Fengming Village and met the owner of the village, Xiao Shimin, who had been waiting for a long time...