Chapter 582 Everyone, Please Remember that I, Mu Guiying, Have Four Things I Won’t Fight! [Monthly Votes Requested]

"Wow, the roast chicken sent by my brother-in-law is really extraordinary!"

In Sanxiao's small courtyard, Qiongxiao was eating the roast chicken that Zishou had just sent, and kept asking her eldest sister to imitate it. After all, according to mortal custom, gifts must be reciprocated.

Humph, after going back and forth like this, the relationship between the eldest sister and the brother-in-law will become closer.

While eating, Zhao Gongming flew over.

Qiong Xiao generously gave the God of Wealth a chicken foot and a piece of chicken butt:

"Brother, try the roast chicken cooked by my brother-in-law. It's super delicious!"

Zhao Gongming waved his hand:

"It wasn't your brother-in-law who did it, it was Ruan Xiaoqi who said Yue Shijie in Water Margin did it."

Bixiao, who was nibbling chicken wings, asked:

"How did you know?"

"Xiao Diao Diao and I went over there to play. When the roast chicken was being cooked, the two of us were invisible above the kitchen and watched. Lian Wu Song was clearly seeing the electric tricycle transporting the roast chicken."

Yunxiao, who was holding a tablet and learning how to cook chicken, was a little confused:

"Brother, what are you doing over there?"

"Little Diao Diao wanted to see what he would look like in his future reincarnation, and I also wanted to see what Black Tiger would look like after his reincarnation, so we went over there together... Xiao Diao Diao even flew around to the west, There are so many evil spirits over there. If we weren't afraid of affecting the stability of the world, we would have gone on a killing spree to earn merit. "

Evil?

Yunxiao was stunned for a moment before reacting:

"Brother, are you talking about Western gods? There seems to be a Nordic system, a Greek system, etc. It's quite complicated."

Zhao Gongming gnawed on the chicken feet and said slowly:

"Anyone who is a god or a god and has not been canonized by us is an evil spirit. Since it is an evil spirit, it must be eradicated."

Yunxiao warned:

"The Great Tribulation of the Gods is about to begin. We must use all our strength to deal with the enemies here, the gods of the West. Let's wait until the great tribulation is over... Sir, I have sent you ten roast chickens. What gift do you think is more appropriate for me to give in return?"

Of course they are brothers-in-law... Qiong Xiao was just about to raise her hand to answer, but she was worried that she would be deprived of the right to eat roast chicken, so she simply shut her mouth and enjoyed the delicious food wholeheartedly.

After Zhao Gongming finished chewing a chicken foot, he shamelessly tore off a chicken leg and made an immature suggestion:

"How about making the little Diao Diao into roast chicken and sending it to the real world?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a strong wind came from the sky and blew away the chicken legs in his hand.

The Winged Immortal appeared from the sky, grabbing the chicken leg and laughing:

"Old Zhao is so enthusiastic, so I would be disrespectful."

He took the chicken leg to his mouth and took a bite. The originally fragrant and delicious roast chicken instantly turned into a piece of rotten stone.

The smile moved from the face of Yuyi Xian to the God of Wealth:

"Xiao Diao Diao, are the chicken legs delicious?"

The Winged Immortal ignored him and was about to fly away angrily. Yunxiao said:

"There are plenty of roast chickens, come down and try them together."

After saying that, Yunxiao waved, and a plate flew into the kitchen. A roast chicken ran up to it automatically and was divided into evenly sized pieces of meat. Then there were a few more dishes and two bottles of wine.

Yuyixian came down quickly and saluted with his hands raised:

"Thank you, Senior Sister Yunxiao, for the reward. It's much better than a certain big brother."

Zhao Gongming gnawed on the chicken leg without blushing and his heart stopped beating:

"I will tell Kong Xuan later that you secretly scolded him for not being worthy of being a big brother."

Wing Fairy:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

If I couldn't defeat you, I would put you in a pit and suppress you for a hundred years!

While the roast chicken was bustling here, on the mountain behind Muke Village, Mu Yu, the retired former village owner, was eating roast chicken, served by his two concubines, and occasionally served a glass of tiger bone wine in front of him. Small cup:

"It's better that I have good taste and found a good son-in-law who can match my needs."

Mu Guiying's mouth twitched:

"People have never seen you, so don't put gold on your face...drink less tiger bone wine. Don't blame me if you can't catch your grandson when you get back."

Mu Yu waved his hand and said:

"Don't worry, my dear, I won't leave until I live to be a hundred years old."

Since the underworld belongs to us, I should enjoy it for a few more years, right?

If their lifespan is not long enough, just borrow it from the emperors of the Song Dynasty. Anyway, it doesn't matter if they live a few less years, and maybe it will be beneficial to the people.

After taking another two sips of wine, Mu Yu suddenly said:

"Your uncle Fugui caught a twenty-pound small miscellaneous fish from the reservoir two days ago. It walked around my door more than a dozen times and kept asking where the door of his house was. He couldn't find it, which made me very angry. "Daughter, can you ask my son-in-law to help me buy a better fishing rod? Since I caught a big herring weighing more than three pounds last time, they have been targeting me."

Mu Guiying: "..."

Others catch more than 20 kilograms of small miscellaneous fish, but you catch a three kilogram herring, which is a big herring. You fishermen have figured out the difference between big and small.

However, thinking that in the original work, her father Mu Yu and those elderly uncles and uncles were all killed by Meng Liang, the Queen felt that it was quite good to watch a group of them bickering now.

She sat astride the motorcycle and said:

"Okay, I'll buy you some more fishing rods tomorrow, and replace the bait with the latest models."

Just as the girl was about to leave, Mu Yu's two concubines came over:

"Guiying, the shower gel you brought us last time...does it have any other scents?"

Mu Guiying nodded:

"There are several more kinds. I'll go to the market tomorrow to buy a few boxes and some other skin care products. As long as you two take good care of my father, I can make you a god."

When the two concubines heard this, they quickly said:

"Don't worry Guiying, the three of us will be fine, and we won't let the master suffer any injustice."

A couple?

This phrase made Mu Guiying speechless for a while, but thinking that she and her husband were already a couple, she said nothing more and told Mu Yu to drink less, then rode his motorcycle back and picked up the remaining roast chicken. It was distributed to Li Fengyang, Fan Zhongyan and others.

In the Wa Palace, the empress looked at the delicacies presented by her precious son and said to Zhang Daoling:

"Give two to Wuzhuang Temple and two to Bajing Palace. Since Lingshan is fasting, I won't give them a taste. You and Li Changgeng will have one each. Then call Jin Ling and the others over and give the remaining four We just ate and celebrated the Mid-Autumn Festival.”

Zhang Daoling didn't expect that he could get one, so he quickly said:

"Thank you for the reward, my queen!"

Fortunately, we don't have to talk about so many twists and turns. If it were a Taoist priest from the Quanzhen Sect, wouldn't he just stare at me?

Therefore, abstaining from eating meat or fish is simply causing trouble for yourself.

It was simpler over there in the underworld. Queen Houtu took a photo of the roasted chicken with her mobile phone. The godson had to take photos as gifts for visiting relatives.

After taking the photos, she asked the Tenth Palace Yama to take the roasted chickens back one by one.

The underworld is a large system. The empress does not do anything in name. The daily affairs of the underworld are taken care of by Ksitigarbha. Ksitigarbha is in charge of the ten halls of Yama. Each hall has a number of judges and Yinshi, as well as heavenly masters such as Zhong Kui. Almost It's just a small court.

Ten roasted chickens are naturally not enough, but roasted chickens are not important. What is important is that His Highness the Holy Son treats the underworld as a relative, which makes the Ten Palaces of Yama happier than eating flat peaches.

While everyone was enjoying the roast chicken, in the real world, Li Yu was busy ordering various ingredients.

"Two white-striped sheep, four gray-brown geese, four lion-head geese, a whole fan of beef ribs, four fans of pork ribs, four fans of mutton chops, a thirty-pound silver carp, twenty-pound top-quality blue crabs, Ten kilograms of Pipi shrimps and twenty kilograms of top-quality black tiger shrimps..."

Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and it is also the day when Zhao Yun and Yuwen Chengdu perform in the scenic area. Not only the administrators of the book world will gather together, but also the Lin Xu family from the capital, staff from Happy Media, etc. will come.

There are many people, so you have to prepare as many ingredients as possible to avoid running out of food.

And after finishing this meal, Zhao Yun, Zhao Xue and Yuwen Chengdu will leave the real world and enter the world of books to struggle. After seeing them off, Li Yu will also drive to the capital to visit relatives.

As soon as I ordered the ingredients, a Maisarui G63 parked at the door of the B&B.

Lin Xu walked out of the car with Dundun in his arms and greeted everyone with a smile:

"Happy Mid-Autumn Festival... As soon as we arrived in Yinzhou, Dundun came clamoring to find Brother Dao."

Dundun broke away from his arms, first walked around and rubbed everyone on his body to say hello, and then came to Brother Dao, with the heads of a cat and a dog touching their heads, muttering something unknown, and soon one after another. Then I went to the study room.

Mu Guiying sighed:

"Scientists in the real world are so stupid. They haven't developed a cat language translator yet. I really want to know if they are discussing whether the hot spicy soup tastes good or not."

Lin Xu said:

"Gu Ying visited my house two days ago, and Dundun behaved a little differently. Maybe he discovered some secret. Unfortunately, he didn't tell me, which made me confused."

Diao Chan asked:

"Where's Sister Yueyue? Didn't you come together?"

"At the racecourse, my father-in-law and his family are also here. A group of people are playing there with their children. I saw Dundun was anxious, so I came over first. I will cook tomorrow's meal. I wish my idol a safe journey. !”

When Zhao Yun heard this, he quickly handed over his hands and thanked:

"Thank you Mr. Lin!"

"Don't be so polite. I can also make some food. Unlike you, you can go into battle and kill the enemy."

After chatting for a while, dinner was ready. Li Yu specially tore up two roast chickens and brought them to the table, asking Lin Xu to comment on them.

"With Ruan Xiaoqi's skills, if you go to Lin Kee, you can at least become the head chef of the braised food department."

Lin Xu had appraisal skills rewarded by the system and could tell the quality of roasted chicken at a glance. Then, he tasted a piece of chicken breast and gave his opinion:

"Ask him to reduce the amount of cloves by a quarter, add a little more salt, and then reduce the soaking time by half an hour. By the way, I tell him that if he likes to eat it cold, he can add some pig skin when marinating to increase the texture. ”

In everyone's opinion, this roasted chicken is already perfect, with an oily but not greasy texture. Unexpectedly, in the eyes of professionals, there are still some shortcomings.

Lin Xu said:

"It's not Xiao Qi's fault, it's because the spices they have are of high quality, which made the recipe I gave you before have too strong flavor, especially the cloves. The bitterness suppressed the aftertaste of the roasted chicken and took over."

The spices in the world of the book are all natural, without the use of chemical fertilizers, and have a stronger taste. However, in the real world, which pursues high yields, the taste of spices will be slightly lighter, so the amounts used on both sides are slightly different.

Lin Xu was thinking about his children, so he didn't eat much here. After Dundun came down from upstairs, he drove back to Longqishan. He would bring his children to play again tomorrow morning and watch the show by the way.

When Lu Bu, who was here to enjoy the meal, heard this, he immediately prepared to join in the fun:

"How can such a thing be without me? Tomorrow there will be Lu Bu VS Zhao Yun VS Yuwen Chengdu. The piano player has four hands, so the three of us will have a melee between three heroes."

It's a pity that my eldest son Yide is not here, otherwise it would definitely be more exciting.

Add to this the second brother Lao Guan and Qin... Tsk, isn't this just a great brawl between ancient heroes?

After the meal, Mu Guiying wiped her tomato and egg armor to blind everyone.

In addition to the flying knife, she also planned to perform a female general fight with Zhao Xue to see whether the Luanxiu knife was more powerful or the bright silver spear was more powerful.

Li Shimin urged from the side:

"Your Majesty, Third Master's Wife, why don't you try to fight Brother Fei?"

Yue Fei was born with supernatural power, and he was constantly fed with moves by various masters. His spear skills were not to be underestimated. Mu Guiying shook her head wisely:

"I won't fight with Xiao Feifei."

"Why?"

Mu Guiying racked her brains and finally found a suitable reason:

"Because he is kind!"

After that, the girl got excited, bent her thumb and made a four, and said seriously:

"Although I am the most beloved disciple of the master, everyone remember, there are four things I won't fight."

Li Shimin didn't understand these jokes and was a little surprised:

"Which four?"

"First, I won't fight Xiao Feifei."

"You have already said this, because Brother Fei is kind, and second?"

"Second, I won't fight Cheng Yu."

"Why?"

"Because he is kind."

Li Shimin: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

No, say it again, Cheng Yu is kind? Cooking people is okay, right?

Mu Guiying continued:

"Third, I won't fight Wenhou Lu Xiaobu."

"Why?"

"Because he is filial!"

Liu Xie on the side began to hold back his laughter, but Lu Bu looked indifferent. He let his senior sister say a few words, anyway, he could use food to offset it later.

"Fourth, who won't you fight?"

"Fourth, I won't fight Sima Yi."

"Why?"

"Because he is loyal."

Li Shimin now understood the situation:

"Then won't you fight Sun Quan next? After all, he is very righteous... There is also a generation of loyal Meng Da, the pillar of the Han Dynasty Cao Cao, the iron-willed Yu Jin, the backbone of the Han Dynasty Wang Lang, the taciturn Ni Heng..."

"Forget about Ni Heng and Wang Lang, I can beat these two, Meng Da is also so-so... Pick the ones with big reputation and strong means, don't add heads, it seems that I won unfairly."

Li Shimin: "..."

Okay, Third Master's Wife, you really don't pretend anymore, right?

After the laughter, Mu Guiying looked at Li Shimin and asked:

"I can fight with you, little Taizong, do you want to compete with me? You use bows and arrows, I use flying knives, let's see who hits the other first?"

Li Shimin quickly begged for mercy:

"Third Master Madam, I was wrong. When you go to the grassland, ask me any questions at any time. I can let the God of War be your advisor... Oh, right, let Li Jing be the military advisor of Mu Kezhai, isn't this appropriate?"

Mu Guiying's eyes lit up:

"Okay, let's let the God of War be our advisor, but he is too lonely alone, why not add Guo Jia, Xun You, Zhuge Liang, Wenhe and others."

With so many counselors helping to give advice, plus Dun Dun following throughout the journey, let alone sweeping the grassland, even if they turn around and go directly to Kaifeng, it is a sure thing.

Zhao Yun looked at Li Shimin and asked:

"I read in the original book of "The Story of the Rise of Tang Dynasty" that you shot and killed General Yu Juluo with a bow and arrow?"

Li Shimin glanced at Yuwen Chengdu and quickly explained:

"That was revenge for my brother. I won't do that this time. When Xuanba is older, I will let him worship General Yu as his teacher. He can teach a big guy with average talent, so my brother, who is a natural martial arts genius, will definitely have no problem."

As he spoke, he walked out. He thought Yuwen Chengdu would chase him and beat him up, but he found that the big guy was sitting still with a gentle smile on his face.

"What's wrong, big guy? Are you missing home?"

Yuwen Chengdu said:

"I really hope you can be so carefree all your life, without worrying about those troubles. My brother is a nobody and doesn't get along with me. But you are very compatible with my temper... If you don't understand anything, just ask me. If you are bored, you can write to me. As long as I am not dead, I will write back to you."

This made Li Shimin burst into tears.

In the past few months of getting along, the little guy has completely regarded Yuwen Chengdu as a brother who can act coquettishly and naughty at will. He was originally enduring the pain of separation, but Yuwen Chengdu's words directly blew up his inner defense line.

Lu Bu handed Li Shimin a pack of tissues:

"Sure enough, sincerity is the ultimate weapon. Isn't this better than beating you up?"

This guy diluted the sadness of parting with just one sentence, and even Li Shimin himself burst into laughter, and then began to nag Yuwen Chengdu to pay attention to safety, not to die, and live a long life.

Although there is no rival for Yuwen Chengdu in the Three Kingdoms world, he cannot be careless.

He does not want his omnipotent elder brother to have an accident.

Li Yu said:

"You can exchange merits for the opportunity to meet later. Anyway, you can just stop by the Wahuang Palace. It's not troublesome. As long as there are merits, the gods will definitely be willing to help."

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up.

Zhao Xue said to Zhao Yun:

"Brother, I can go to see you."

"Just stay here honestly. I will go to Mu Ke Village to see you. Don't be naughty and don't make Her Majesty the Holy Son angry."

Yuwen Chengdu said that he would take Jizhou as soon as possible and accumulate enough merits. As for going to see the little brat, there is no rush. When there are any problems over there, go over to help.

Lu Bu grabbed the pig's trotter and took a bite:

"So, can I go see San'er? I have to build a good relationship with Lao Zhang. When San'er is surrounded and has nowhere to go, I will appear on a colorful cloud, so that he will bow his head to me every time he sees me in this life."

Li Yu: "..."

In the original book, Zhang Fei had you completely taken advantage of. Now the situation has changed, and Zhang Fei has become the one being controlled. Who can I go to for justice?

While chatting, Zhou Ruotong walked in:

"It has been agreed that we will leave for Beijing the day after tomorrow morning. Grandpa and his family have postponed all activities and invitations and are waiting for us at home."

After returning from this visit to relatives, Zhou Ruotong will visit the world in the book.

Li Yu plans to bring the Huns' golden knife with him and let the Zhou family see it first. If it can be made public, he will find a reason to donate it to the National Museum. If it cannot be made public, he will let the elders have a feast for their eyes.

This is a magical tool to enhance national pride. Everyone should be able to see the helplessness and frustration of the Huns when they made this golden knife.

Nothing happened overnight. The next morning, all the administrators arrived, and Lü Bu, Zhao Yun and others also changed into shiny armor.

The battle performance was about to begin!