Chapter 692 Brother, I Let You Kiss Me and You Let Me Stab You, Okay?

The cold wind whistled.

Amidst the luxuriant grass.

A girl in purple clothes squatted on the ground with her hands and knees, her slender shoulders were slightly twitching, and she was crying softly.

This cry, whimpering, whimpering, is very noticeable in this wilderness.

Because he lowered his head, he couldn't see her face.

"Don't run away."

"Ouch~."

As soon as the girl came into Li Congxin's sight, Li Congxin, who was chasing her fiercely, suddenly stumbled and fell to the ground. He had even forgotten that he was the Supreme God and lay on the ground as if he were throwing himself on the street, grinning in pain.

"Look, host, you have to do your mission."

"Otherwise you'd be useless."

The big white goose, who also forgot that Li Congxin was the creator of everything in the world, ran back and lay down next to him: [Ding! Hint, as soon as you ran hard, your broken ribs poked into your lung tube. 】

Li Congxin raised his hand as if dying...

boom!

The stone in his hand hit the goose hard on the head.

"Haha, it turns out to be here."

At this time, an excited voice sounded.

Not far away, a young man came looking for her with a sword. When he saw the girl squatting on the ground and crying, he suddenly looked overjoyed.

"Oh, the little witch from Tianxiang Peak is actually crying here."

"Hahaha, I'm so helpless."

"Tao Yaoyao, do you really not want to go to my Hehuanmen? Since you are desperate, you'd better just surrender."

The man's face was full of frivolity. After teasing a few words, he walked towards the girl determined to win.

The girl Tao Yaoyao is only at the third level of Qi training, while Liu Boer is at the fifth level.

【Ding! 】

[Hint, save...]

"Ding your mother!"

boom!

Li Congxin, who was lying on the ground, raised his hand and threw a stone on the head of the big white goose, smashing its beak into the ground.

"Hahaha."

Liu Bo stepped forward and smiled lewdly: "How pitiful Chu Chu is, tsk tsk~ Such a pretty little girl, she is white, tender, and juicy. She must be very moist."

"Why!"

But he also had a look of regret on his face: "It's a pity that what the elder wants must be a baby, and it must be a perfect thing without any cracks. Otherwise, I, Liu Bo'er, really want to have a taste first."

When he was still three meters away from the girl, suddenly, the girl raised her head.

I saw that there was no trace of tears on that bright moon-like cheek, but instead there was a charming smile, and a pair of smart eyes shone with cunning.

Liu Bo stopped and immediately became on guard.

But it was too late.

Tao Yaoyao blinked her eyes playfully: "Liu Bo'er, you've been fooled~" When the time came, she pressed her hands on the ground.

Wow——

A bright red mist suddenly rose in a nearby space.

"not good!"

Liu Bo, who had been confident just now, was shocked and wanted to exit the fog, but it was too late.

It turns out that she arranged a formation here to lure herself into the bait.

next moment.

In the mist, I could see Tao Yaoyao standing delicately and speaking in a cooing alien dialect: "Brother, I'll let you kiss me, and you let me stab you, okay?"

"Brother, brother~"

"You think..."

Liu Bo quickly calmed down.

"Beautiful, ah~, so beautiful."

But he only lasted two seconds before he showed a pig-like face, with his crooked mouth dripping with laughter: "I want it, I want it~." He lost his mind in the illusion array and walked towards Tao Yaoyao with a silly smile. .

"You stinky pig, you still want to catch me."

Tao Yaoyao showed disdain: "I can't kiss you..."

When Liu Bo walked up to her in a daze, a short sword appeared in her hand. With a cold expression, he thrust the sword into Liu Zhi's stomach without hesitation. With a cold look in his eyes, he pulled hard sideways. There was a ruckus——

Li Congxin and Big White Goose, who were lying on the ground not far away, looked at each other.

"Hi~!"

Then, like shaking urine, one person and one goose trembled violently.

"You fucking call this a damsel in distress?"

Li Congxin turned his eyes and looked at the big white goose questioningly. Is this stupid thing a completely bad ball? I've been beaten for ten thousand years. I'm so fucking insane. Are you, the system leader, also insane?

Isn't that the heartless kid who was cut by a knife and his stomach and intestines leaked all over the floor are in disaster?

"There's another one lurking!"

At this time, Tao Yaoyao's beautiful eyebrows raised and she suddenly looked towards Li Congxin.

But he looked relaxed again.

Fortunately, that person happened to be within the maze he had carefully laid out.

"I, Tianxiang Peak's blood feud, will avenge whatever I can."

Jade teeth bit lightly, the evil look on her face disappeared, she adjusted her mentality, and stood in an S-shape, speaking in an alien dialect to Li Congxin: "Brother, I want you to kiss me. Let me stab you, okay?"

"Come here Ma."

"Brother, brother~"

Li Congxin stood up in a flash.

Be in high spirits.

He held on to his old waist and walked over limpingly: "Don't yell, dad is here."

【Ding! 】

[Reminder, although this system is not in a good state of mind, it has detected that the host is now in even worse state of mind and is completely in a state of disintegration, which is often said to be a lunatic. 】

The big white goose followed behind and reminded: [Host, this is the mission goal, please don't beat her to death. 】

"Get out!"

He was kicked away by Li Congxin's heel without turning back.

Then.

Li Congxin squinted his eyes and grinned.

"Yo yo~."

"The body of a young lady is as soft as butter, and her waist is as sharp as a sword to cut ordinary people. Although I have never seen her head fall, I have made you gradually lose your spirit!"

"Yo yo~."

"The beautiful woman has lips as red as red, and her tongue is soft and entangled with foolish men. The soul flies away without blood, and the hero regrets when his bones are already thin!"

He walked forward with a limp while swaying.

Tao Yaoyao was stunned. The other party's sudden coquettishness made her a little confused.

When Li Congxin walked in front of her, he quickly calmed down and a cold light flashed in his eyes.

"Oh your mother's head, die and kill your old man."

The short sword in his hand stabbed towards Li Congxin's lower side.

But immediately, she looked up at Li Congxin in front of her, with a pair of bright eyes full of surprise.

Face to face, grinning at her.

Tao Yaoyao's eyes spun as he breathed in the old breath that hadn't been washed for ten thousand years.

Li Congxin was now in a lower realm. Although he was unconscious and had even forgotten his own cultivation level, and didn't know how terrifying he was, Tao Yaoyao was only in the Qi Refining stage, how could she hurt him?

"Hehe~"

The sword was pinched by Li Congxin's two fingers and he tried to pull it back a few times but couldn't. Tao Yaoyao could only show a forced smile on her face to express her embarrassment and apology.

"Brother~"

I just hope that her illusion array still has some effect.

However, the mere array charm technique has no effect on a being like Li Congxin.

The next moment.

"Mother, you stabbed my waist."

Li Congxin suddenly went berserk, stretched out his other hand, and directly grabbed the girl's small nose in front of him.

"Your name is Tao Yaoyao, right?"

Li Congxin pinched her nose: "You chose such a name, and you still want to stab me?"

After being raped in the magical space for 10,000 years, Li Congxin felt that he should be very old, so he spoke in an old-fashioned way. After that, he pinched Tao Yaoyao's nose and pulled it to the left.

"Mmm~"

Tao Yaoyao screamed in pain, like a newborn calf really met a tiger, and could only stubbornly follow Li Congxin's hand and run.

Li Congxin pulled to the right again.

Tao Yaoyao bent her little body and ran to the right again, crying: "Wrong, wrong, I was wrong."

"Mmm~"

She hugged Li Congxin's hand with both hands in pain, and tears kept flowing out of her eyes. It was the first time in her life that she saw a cultivator use this trick in battle.

Li Congxin chuckled: "What's wrong?"

Tao Yaoyao shouted: "I shouldn't have plotted against you."

"Plotting is nothing, what's wrong with that?"

Li Congxin, who had been beaten for ten thousand years, didn't care about this and taught him a lesson: "I'm so old, how can you call me brother?"

Tao Yaoyao immediately understood: "Senior, I was wrong. I should call you grandpa, an old senior like you."

"No."

Li Congxin grabbed her nose and pulled it to the left again: "Call me dad."

Shouted: "If you don't, I'll kill your dad."

Unreasonable: "And your dad's dad."

"Mmm."

Tao Yaoyao, who was being led by the nose, was in a state of collapse. She was really unlucky. She met a psychopath today.

"^Well, such a cute girl, a punch on the eye, I wonder if she will turn into a panda~."

Li Congxin laughed like a fool again.

"Fuck!"

Suddenly, his hand slipped, and two fingers pinched in the air and fell off the small nose.

Tao Yaoyao was as if she had been granted amnesty, and she covered her nose with both hands and retreated wildly.

"It's so slippery~."

Li Congxin looked very happy, but immediately shook his hands in disgust, and rubbed his fingers on the tattered clothes a few times. Damn, no wonder it was so slippery, it turned out that he had pulled his nose.

"Ouch."

Then, he sat on the ground with a grin and groaned. Herding cattle was really a tiring job. The broken ribs poked into the lung tube, and it was painful and breathless when he moved.

Tao Yaoyao was still in tears, and at this moment, he carefully observed the old man in front of him.

This person turned out to be injured!

This person was in rags and had gray hair on his temples. In fact, he had the demeanor of a master, but a dog with such behavior must be an old evil dog in the Hehuan Sect!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help showing resentment on his face, and panic in his heart.

Even if this person was injured, he was no match for him at all. I'm afraid it will be difficult to escape the clutches of the Hehuan Sect today.

"Second brother!"

"Bo'er, Bo'er."

At this time, another voice of shouting was heard in the distance.