Chapter 1595 The Film Is Released

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Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, the day of "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance" will be released on the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month.

The New Huaxia Cinema Line has lined up 7,800 screens for this movie, which is the least. There is no way. There are too many movies that need to be released during this time period. In addition, the investment in this movie is too small. It's still unknown, so this only gave him the amount of film.

For this movie that was destined to be scolded by those professionals, Xiao Yunhai didn't even hold the premiere, and took Zhao Wanqing directly into a screening room to see how it worked.

At Xiao Yunhai's level, no matter whether the movie is good or bad, the premiere venue will definitely be full. In addition, the ticket price of the movie is really cheap, only 18 yuan, so there is hardly a vacant seat in the screening halls all over the country.

A while ago, another filmmaker said in the show that even if Xiao Yunhai's "Tang Bohu Dianqiuxiang" can't get any worse, fans will definitely pay for it. Because everyone has a curiosity, and they all want to see for themselves what a movie that can end a myth would look like. Therefore, there is no need to worry about the box office of "Tang Bohu Dianqiuxiang". Even if the ticket price is 18 yuan, there should be no problem with breaking through 3 billion.

The movie starts quickly.

The first is the door of a mansion, surrounded by more than 20 people, all of them anxiously waiting for something.

Suddenly the door opened, and a few servants threw a garbage basket out.

Everyone rushed up to fight. After one person grabbed it, he shouted that I finally got Tang Bohu's calligraphy treasure, and then ran away, and the people behind hurriedly chased after him.

There is nothing surprising at the beginning of this half-minute, it just shows how powerful Tang Bohu's paintings are, but the next scene made everyone laugh.

I saw Tang Bohu, played by Xiao Yunhai, holding a brush in his hand, dipped in black ink, with a serious look on his face, fans thought he was going to paint.

Unexpectedly, there was a huge reversal in the next shot. Xiao Yunhai was actually brushing chicken wings, and the ink was actually soy sauce.

A young man who had just taken a sip of water couldn't help but snorted the water out of his mouth.

Fortunately, he lowered his head in time and sprayed it on the ground, otherwise he would have to fight with the person in front of him.

"Damn, what are you doing?"

"I kept complimenting Tang Bohu's greatness in front of him, and as a result, a roast chicken wing came. I am also convinced by this divine turning point."

"It's awesome. In terms of funny, who can compare with Emperor Yun."

Fans laughed when they saw this scene.

Next, Zhu Zhishan, played by Huang Bo, came to Xiao Yunhai's house.

After some touts, Xiao Yunhai laughed and said, "It's just that, Brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and when you lose everything, run to call for help. It's not the way to keep doing this—isn't it?"

Huang Bo nodded, gave a thumbs up, and said, "You have insight, my brother is in view of this, this time I broke the axe and lost everything I could lose in my life, a full 300,000 taels. I hope Brother Tang will replace it. I painted thirty paintings, let me pay my debts and save my life!"

"Push"

"Hahaha."

"This dialogue is simply divine.

It's so funny to lose everything you can lose in your life. "

"Seeing this, I dare to say that this is definitely a film that can make people laugh."

The fans in the movie hall laughed again, leaning back and forth.

Next, Xiao Yunhai used Huang Bo's body to paint, rolling around, creating a picture of a majestic eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world.

This idea immediately attracted applause and applause from fans.

Huang Bo smiled apologetically and said, "What I admire most about Brother Tang is that he can make flowers on my chest, palms into trees, buttocks into rocks, clouds on the front legs, and mountains on the back. Hey, that majestic eagle is Which part of my body was used to draw it?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "It is your life-root."

Huang Bo showed a proud look and said, "It's not what I expected, it's majestic and enthusiastic, it's so expressive!"

Xiao Yunhai looked disdainful: "I'm talking about the little worm caught on the eagle's beak. How can it be so majestic and enthusiastic? Cut it!"

"Hahaha."

The movie only started ten minutes, and the fans in Xiao Yunhai's theater laughed seven or eight times. Even Zhao Wanqing, who had read the script, couldn't stop laughing after watching Xiao Yunhai and Huang Bo's extremely exaggerated performances. She didn't care about her ladylikeness at all.

"Husband, you two are a pair of living treasures."

Xiao Yunhai hissed at her: "Wife, be quiet. What do you think?"

Zhao Wanqing said softly: "Everyone is laughing like this, needless to say? However, you have to be prepared to be scolded by those film critics. The temperament of this film is simply too spoofed. I can't stand it, let alone They are."

Xiao Yunhai shrugged and said indifferently, "Whatever. As long as the fans like it, then everything will be OK."

When the two were discussing the film, the critics had already put their pens down.

"What movie is this? It's too sensational."

"Xiao Yunhai is going downhill."

"I'm really pissed off. He is now the world's leading director, and he is the leader of our Chinese film and television. To make such a film is a disgrace to his identity."

"The original 'Charlotte Troubled' was already a spoof. I didn't expect this 'Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance' to be even more spoofed. I only have one feeling, I can't argue with anger."

Countless film critics have seen the beginning and already know that this "Tang Bohu Dianqiuxiang" is the kind of comedy film without artistry.

The dialogues and expressions of the characters are all exaggerated.

In their eyes, the performances of Xiao Yunhai and Huang Bo were not even as good as the newcomers in the film industry who had just graduated from school.

Ten minutes later, Xiao Yunhai saw several shadows leave the theater.

Zhao Wanqing said: "Husband, have you seen it? The five-star film critic Lai Changping went out just now. He left after only ten minutes. It is estimated that your score is likely to be a big duck egg."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "It's the same sentence. I film for the fans, not the critics."

At this time, the movie happened to have Ning Wang sent the imperial doctor to check Tang Bohu's illness, but Tang Bohu was hiding in the room to eat chicken, which once again caused the fans to laugh.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Have you heard? This is the biggest encouragement to me. The rest are bullshit."

The film comes to the plot of the deadly scholar sword fighting the Tang family overlord gun. The actions in it are extremely beautiful, but they are all covered up by jokes.

In addition to making everyone feel wonderful, seeing Tang Bohu's mother pitting her husband again and again, the entire cinema suddenly turned into a sea of ​​joy.

Many people laughed and burst into tears. A girl next to Zhao Wanqing covered her stomach and kept her head down while laughing, not daring to look again.

The funniest part came quickly.

Accompanied by the exhilarating drumbeat, the four talents took the modeling step. The nondescript combination of music and action made the moviegoers laugh.

After one sentence of a life-threatening poem, Ru Hua, who was famous in his previous life, finally appeared.

Tang Bohu was urged by the crowd to walk behind the woman and said, "Miss."

Ruhua turned around suddenly, only to see her thick eyebrows and big eyes, stubble beard, fingers still picking boogers, but she wanted to imitate the woman's charming style, and said, "What's the matter, son?"

This scene almost didn't make people vomit.