Chapter 1596 Laughter

"Damn it, Emperor Yun is going to die."

"It's disgusting. If you're not a beauty, you can't be so rude."

"Who is this actor? I swear I'll find him. Damn, no, I want the bathroom, I'm fucking sick."

The appearance of Ruhua made Huaxia's large and small movie theaters explode. It was funny, but also very disgusting.

What was even more speechless was that after Ruhua was knocked into the water by Xiao Yunhai, everyone immediately came over and asked him, "What's wrong?"

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Xiao Yunhai said: "He wants to steal money, this dead shemale."

The three of them showed a surprised expression: "Ah?! Shemale?"

It's not far from the back, it's cool

Zhu Zhishan, played by Huang Bo, handed the folding fan to Zhengming and shouted, "I like the monster."

After saying that, he jumped into the river.

The only ball to catch the lonely test Sun Chou

Xiao Yunhai was suddenly speechless.

But then, Zheng Ming sighed and said, "What a pity, let him take the lead."

Tang Bohu, played by Xiao Yunhai, was even more surprised that his eyes protruded.

This play of robbing a shemale naturally won the roar of laughter from the fans again.

In another theater, director Jiao Fangtao, who will be showing his new film the day after tomorrow, sits in a corner with the leading actors Li Xun, Wu Jun, and Zhang Xiaojing watching Xiao Yunhai's film.

Know yourself and the enemy, and you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles.

Although this "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance" was not well-received before, no matter how bad it is, it is still Xiao Yunhai's work, and no one dares to look down on it.

In fact, not only their "Sword Immortal" crew, but other publicity crews are also watching in theaters in various regions.

Jiao Fangtao glanced at the film critic who had left and asked, "What do you think of this movie?"

Zhang Xiaojing is a young man,

At this time, the already smiling face was flushed, and he said, "It's quite funny, and it's completely two extremes from our movie."

Jiao Fangtao continued to ask, "Then how many points would you give it?"

Zhang Xiaojing thought for a while and said, "If the later plot is as funny as the previous one, then I will give it a 9, no, at least 9.5. Because this movie is much more funny than "Charlotte Annoyance" ."

Sun Chouke's enemy Qiu Moyue Jiyu Sun

No hatred for the future

Jiao Fangtao was silent for a while and asked Li Xun.

Li Xun restrained his smile, thought about it, and said: "Exaggerated performances, sharp editing, elegant fights and funny lines, this series formed a huge magnet, which firmly attracted the attention of movie fans. Director Jiao, everyone has underestimated my junior brother before. This movie will definitely be a giant beast, and the threat to us is much greater than those blockbuster movies."

Wu Jun nodded in agreement and said, "Like the original "Charlotte Troubles", the reputation of this film will definitely be divided. Critics will give bad reviews, while fans will give positive reviews. I didn't expect it. , In his capacity as the world's number one director, he would make such a film. Doesn't he know that this is the rhythm of being attacked by film critics?"

In the film and television industry, what kind of identity should make what kind of film.

Sun Yuanke is not the only enemy

If it was a newcomer, it would be fine to make such a vulgar film, but Xiao Yunhai, as the king of movies and a benchmark in Chinese movies, did not take his identity seriously when making such a film.

Jiao Fangtao said: "This is what makes Mr. Xiao admirable. Since it is a comedy film, it must be worthy of the word comedy. He has completely done it. Although it is exaggerated and vulgar, it really makes fans They laughed non-stop. As for things other than movies, he didn’t think about it at all. Look, at this juncture of the Spring Festival, whether it’s those arrogant Hollywood blockbusters or our great domestic productions, in In front of this movie that makes people laugh, they have to kneel. This is our real opponent."

After the love of Yudi Keke, the hatred and the lonely enemy finally

Wu Jun, Li Xun, and Zhang Xiaojing looked at each other and nodded, apparently they thought so too.

The comments of other big directors are almost the same as Jiao Fangtao's, and they all regard this film as a rival.

On the big screen, with the laughter of fans, the movie entered one of the most classic plots.

Xiao Yunhai saw Qiuxiang, and in order to chase her, he wanted to sneak into Washington, conspire with the boatman, and lie to Qiuxiang and Pomegranate by pretending to be dead.

"Neighbors, come quickly, the dutiful son who has just been released is afraid of selling it, so come and have a look if you don't buy it!"

As soon as Xiao Yunhai's slogan came out, the fans couldn't help laughing.

The enemy is far from the enemy

After some conversation, Sister Pomegranate showed kindness and said, "It's really miserable! We just need a servant, I think—"

Before he finished speaking, a miserable scholar pushed a wooden cart and walked over. The cart had six dead people, and he vomited blood as he walked.

"Pfft."

"Ha ha."

Seeing this scene, everyone laughed again and said to each other, "This time, Tang Bohu has met his opponent."

Sure enough, the scholar shouted: "I am so miserable, I sold my body to bury my whole family!"

Xiao Yunhai showed an unbelievable expression and said, "No way?"

The scholar said: "Two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died in one night. I was infected with tenth-grade tuberculosis, half-sale and half-free, you buy me."

Qiuxiang said: "Oh, pomegranate, you see he is much more pitiful, let's buy him back to Washington, okay?"

Pomegranate cried and said, "Then buy him."

Seeing that something was wrong, Xiao Yunhai said, "Sister, I'll come first."

Pomegranate asked: "How can this be about first come and last arrival. If you have anything worse for him, tell me quickly."

Xiao Yunhai showed a bewildered expression, and said, "I...I...this...this..., you see I haven't cut my nails these days, it's full of black mud, isn't that bad enough? "

The scholar cried bitterly: "Wangcai...wangcai...wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you are kind and righteous to me, and you are sincere, but now I haven't even given you a full meal. I've eaten, I'm sorry for you, Wang Cai!"

Seeing Xiao Yunhai standing there, stunned by the scholar's performance, the fans almost burst into laughter.

After learning from Moyang, the enemy is not cool and the most pointed

"Oh hey, what is stronger and stronger, a mountain is still a mountain high. I understand it today."

After learning from Moyang's troubles, the three of them all showed surprise expressions: "Ah?! Shemale?"

"This scholar's acting skills are amazing, Tang Bohu is obviously much worse."

On the screen, Xiao Yunhai suddenly saw a cockroach and shouted, "Be careful."

When the pomegranate retreated, the cockroach was trampled to death.

Xiao Yunhai showed a grief-stricken look and cried out, "Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I've been with you for so many years, and I've been teaching you like my own flesh and blood. Raising you, I never imagined that today, the white-haired person will send the black-haired person!"

Pomegranate said: "Sister Qiuxiang, both of them are so miserable, what should I do?"

Qiuxiang thought for a while and said, "Look at it and talk about it."

The man was surprised when he saw Xiao Yunhai crying non-stop there.

A Study on the Ghost Enemy of Ships in Kokodi and the Cold Enemy

He walked up to Xiao Yunhai and said, "Brother, don't make trouble. Look at how clean you are, go in and put on some makeup. Look at me, I have a bad life and my hands are full of sores, how can you be so miserable against me? what?"

As soon as this remark came out, the fans once again aroused laughter.

The ship is not far away

Xiao Yunhai said, "Don't be with me, I can't stand being with me!"

The scholar said, "What about you?"

"Aren't you forcing me?"

"Can you make me miserable?"

Xiao Yunhai picked up a wooden stick, ruthlessly broke his arm, and laughed loudly: "You said that your hand is full of sores, and now my entire hand is broken, who is so miserable!"

The scholar said angrily, "Are you playing too much?"

Xiao Yunhai snorted and said, "I'm with you today, my father!"

The book was angry, but said: "I will play with you to the end! Damn it, come on!"

The scholar picked up a stick and smashed his head. He was bleeding profusely and said proudly, "Want to play with me? I don't even want to die, see what you do with me! "

After speaking, the whole person fell to the ground and died.

Xiao Yunhai was stunned, and said: "Good boy, if you are miserable, we will have a period in the future!"

Pomegranate stopped him and said, "Since he is dead, I will buy you."

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A classic tragedy ended, and the laughter in the theater never stopped.

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