The 451st Chapter Hilarious Sketch (2)

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya were very panicked when they heard a knock on the door.

In the panic, Xiao Yunhai was accidentally thrown over by the sofa and his shoes fell off.

"Hurry up and hide in the curtains!" Zhang Ya picked up one of them, threw it over, and said, "give you shoes!"

As a result, Xiao Yunhai didn't catch it, and the shoe fell out of the window.

Xiao Yunhai sighed: "It's over, the only thing left is to not be afraid of shadows!"

Zhang Ya reprimanded sharply, "give me in!"

After Zhang Ya finished speaking, she packed her clothes and opened the door.

Huang Bo wore a suit, combed his head, and walked in with his hands behind his back.

Seeing him, the audience also applauded for face.

After Huang Bo came in, he touched the east and the west with an affectionate expression, and asked, "Are they all replaced?"

Zhang Ya said, "yes, why don't I use it? Didn't you all move out when you got divorced?"

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

The audience laughed.

Huang Bo asked suspiciously, "Really?"

Zhang Ya said: "Old Gao, forget it. When you leave, the load-bearing wall and I are left at home!"

"Ha ha,

I'll go, it's too harsh. "

"I can't take it anymore, they are so hilarious."

Some of the audience laughed until their stomachs hurt.

Huang Bo walked to the window and sighed: "That year, it was too impulsive! Hahahaha!"

After he finished speaking, he closed the curtains on both sides, just to reveal Xiao Yunhai who was terrified.

Zhang Ya hurried over and pulled the curtain back to block Xiao Yunhai: "Why are you pulling the curtain? It's the middle of the night!"

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"This piece is so interesting.

Huang Bo pointed at Zhang Ya and said, "you were so shy back then, and so was I!"

He turned around, took Xiao Yunhai's hand from behind the curtain, pulled him out, and said, "I'm holding your hand, just like now, my little heart is thumping."

Zhang Ya's eyes showed a look of horror, and she covered her mouth and was speechless.

The audience burst into laughter at the scene, and the audience immediately went crazy with laughter.

Yao Na could no longer maintain her demeanor after that day, and couldn't help slapping the gauntlet on her seat.

Ouyang Zhaoming, the director of Mango Channel, laughed heartily, and even burst into tears.

Chen Xiuzhu and Xiao Yunling covered their stomachs and laughed out of breath.

Even Xiao Qifeng, who has always been serious, could not help but shake his head and laugh.

This part is definitely the climax of the whole sketch.

As Huang Bo walked, he said, "We were just holding hands like this, walking on the asphalt road, and bumped into your mother head-on! It scared you."

He happened to see Zhang Ya's expression, so he let go of Xiao Yunhai's hand, pointed at her and said, "yes! That's what you looked like at the time! When you see your mother, you take your hand away and get into the woods. went."

Xiao Yunhai took the opportunity to escape and got into the curtain again.

The more Huang Bo said, the more excited he said, "As soon as I see you gone, I will chase you! Oh, I will chase you! You will run! I will chase! You will run! I can't catch up with you when I see it. Now, I'll wait for you! As a result, you bumped into my arms!"

Huang Bo said while chasing Xiao Yunhai in the curtain, and then he stopped suddenly, and Xiao Yunhai was hugged by him.

Zhang Ya was frightened, kicked into the curtain, and shouted, "I'm going!"

Taking advantage of Huang Bo being kicked, Xiao Yunhai quickly came out of the curtain on the right and hid behind the curtain on the left.

This performance once again caused everyone to burst into laughter.

Huang Bo clutched his stomach and walked out, saying, "Oh, I'll go! Your heartless foot kicked me from memory to reality!"

Xiao Yunhai sticks his head out from behind the curtain, points to his mobile phone, and keeps chirping at Zhang Ya.

Zhang Ya frowned and said, "Hao Jian!"

When Huang Bo, who was about to sit on the sofa, heard it, he thought he was talking about him, and said with an ugly face: "Okay, I'm cheap! I'm so cheap!"

Zhang Ya explained: "I didn't mean you..."

Huang Bo waved his hand, sat on the sofa, and said, "Don't talk about it! I'm here today, just to tell you good news, I'm getting married again! I found a little girlfriend, young, beautiful and rich, you say it's irritating ?Hahaha. I want you to take care of me today. If people who are so shrewd as you say she is okay, then we will get the certificate! Of course, as long as you disagree, it won't work! Hehe Haha, doesn't that feel a little uncomfortable in your heart?"

Seeing Huang Bo's smug look and hearing his funny lines, the audience laughed.

Zhang Ya sighed and said, "if you say that, then in my heart... it's so painful! Hahahaha!"

"Since everything has been said, then you can check it out for me first! Come on, let's show up, baby!"

Zhang Ya suddenly opened the curtains, revealing Xiao Yunhai, who was sitting on the window reaching for his shoes.

The audience under the stage was already laughing hard, but now seeing Xiao Yunhai's appearance, it was even more hilarious.

Xiao Yunhai laughed slyly and said, "The shoe is hanging on the tree branch!"

Zhang Ya smiled and said, "don't hide, it's all said and done! Come on, let me introduce, Hao Jian, my little boyfriend. Lao Gao, my ex-husband."

Xiao Yunhai stretched out his hand and smiled awkwardly: "Brother ex-husband. Why don't you talk first, it just so happens that I still have a meeting."

Zhang Ya pulled Xiao Yunhai over and said, "Why?"

Xiao Yunhai spread out his phone and said, "Misunderstanding!"

Zhang Ya said in a low voice, "cooperate."

Xiao Yunhai looked at his phone and said, "It's not that I'm not cooperating. It looks like there are three people on the surface, but it's actually four people!"

Zhang Ya asked puzzled, "four people?"

Xiao Yunhai raised his phone and said, "En."

Zhang Ya misunderstood, she quickly touched her stomach and said, "Uh hahaha, why do you say everything!"

Xiao Yunhai was about to cry, covered his face, and said, "Oh my God!"

The audience at the scene was already laughing, and their mouths couldn't stop booing.

Even the stars who had already performed the show were all laughing and laughing.

Next, the conversation between the three of them was still burdensome and laughing.

Finally, Lin Lu's voice finally came over from Xiao Yunhai's mobile phone.

"Hao Jian, I hate you!"

Zhang Ya was taken aback and said, "Uh huh? Xiaojian, your phone's ringtone is too noisy. I turned it off for you!"

Xiao Yunhai hurriedly rushed over and said, "No! This is from my daughter-in-law!"

Zhang Ya interrupted: "that...the mobile phone has radiation, which is not good for the baby."

Xiao Yunhai grimaced and said, "You only think about the little baby, then you don't care about the life and death of the big baby?"

Laughter broke out again.

Zhang Ya whispered, "Hao Jian, I'll help you with your wife, now you help me! Please!"

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said: "Well, okay! I have something to hurry, I'm afraid I don't have much time left! Boss, why do you think you two are divorced? My ex-husband looks like a scumbag. Bar!"

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"A scumbag, this word is too funny."

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