The 452nd Chapter Hilarious Sketch (3)

Huang Bo pulled his clothes and snorted disdainfully.

Xiao Yunhai said: "What are you talking about?! How come you don't like to hear it anymore? Well, look at your facial features, which one can pass the test? It's hard to have a melon seed face, but it's still long!"

Xiao Yunhai pointed at Zhang Ya and said, "What a wonderful woman, you won't control it. Do you know how many men outside see her and can't control it if they want to?"

Zhang Ya patted her thigh and shouted happily, "beautiful! So you are a slow-heat type!"

Huang Bo said: "Dongmei, it stands to reason that we are divorced. I shouldn't care about your business, but only the feet know whether the shoes fit."

Xiao Yunhai raised his foot and said, "Yeah, then I know one and I don't!"

Huang Bo showed a speechless expression and said, "I was completely defeated by your innocence!"

Xiao Yunhai raised his foot again and said tit for tat: "It's not naivety that beat you, it's "no shoes"!"

Huang Bo gasped: "Oh, I'm leaving!"

Zhang Ya said: "Old Gao, see you on the golf course tomorrow. You also let me meet her. Xiaojian, accompany me to play golf tomorrow."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Is it worth tomorrow to beat him? Your name is Erfu?"

Saying that, grabbing Huang Bo's neck, he was about to beat him.

Zhang Ya quickly pulled him away.

The audience was already laughing.

Huang Bo said: "Dongmei,

You know the purpose of my visit today, just to remarry you. But when I saw that you didn't mean that, I made up a little girlfriend, I wanted to save some face, but I didn't expect..."

Zhang Ya asked, "what's the matter? Was the little girlfriend made up?"

Huang Bo nodded and said, "Ah."

Zhang Ya said happily: "I'll just say it! Which woman is so oblivious that she can fall in love with you? Hahaha, we both made it up. This is my lobby manager, come to give me a gift, catch up. "

Huang Bo said: "What? Is he your lobby manager?"

Xiao Yunhai said proudly, "What's the matter? It's a career!"

At this moment, Lin Lu rushed in from outside, pointed at Xiao Yunhai who was sitting on the sofa, "Hao Jian, you must give me an explanation today!"

Zhang Ya quickly grabbed him and said, "brother-in-law, you may have misunderstood. The young couple has to communicate, and the communication is good. Just like your brother-in-law and I, we left because of a little misunderstanding. "

Huang Bo smiled and said, "As a result, I will become my ex-husband!"

Xiao Yunhai pointed at the two of them and said, "The two of them are now reconciled!"

Huang Bo said: "That's why, between this husband and wife, trust comes first."

Zhang Ya replied, "Without trust, there will be no happiness! Come on, brother and sister, sit down and calm down! Hao Jian, hurry up and coax your daughter-in-law!"

Lin Lu said: "Okay, Hao Jian, tell me. I'll listen to what you have to say."

Xiao Yunhai took out a pear from the fruit basket and said, "What else can we talk about, do you want a pear?"

Lin Lu thought he was going to divorce her, so she cried, "Leave?! Um woo woo woo..."

Xiao Yunhai shook the pear in his hand and said, "I'm asking you if you want a pear?"

Lin Lu covered her face and said, "Let's leave!"

Seeing the misunderstanding between the two, the audience laughed again.

Xiao Yunhai said: "I'm talking about apples, persimmons, plums, chestnuts, and oranges!"

The audience laughed again.

Lin Lu also realized that he had misunderstood him at this time, and laughed through tears: "Is this an orange? I was really defeated by your innocence!"

Xiao Yunhai tossed his shoes and said, "It wasn't naive who beat you..."

Zhang Ya, Huang Bo, and Xiao Yunhai shouted together, "It's "no shoes"!"

The sketches are all over here, and there is thunderous cheers from the audience, applause and cheers will overturn the studio.

"Emperor Yun, he is so talented. I love him to death."

"When he was the host, I thought Yun Huang said that there would be no problem with sketches. But I didn't expect him to be so funny."

"Huaxia's comedians, learn from the Emperor Yun. This is a sketch."

Yao Na said with a wry smile, "Brother Huan, I'll go and touch up my makeup. This stinky boy ruined my makeup."

Chen Huan took off his glasses, wiped the tears from his eyes, and said, "I can't make him laugh too."

Ouyang Zhaoming narrowed his eyes and said to Chen Zhan: "Old Chen, we can use this sketch as the highlight of our party, which will definitely attract a lot of audiences."

Chen Zhandao: "I understand. At the end of the party, I will let people publicize it well on the Internet."

On the stage, the four Xiao Yunhai held hands and bowed deeply to the audience.

The audience did not hesitate to give their applause, sweeping the sky again.

The four were about to step down, but were stopped by He Feng and Sun Xiaoyue.

He Feng smiled and said, "Your sketches are really good, I think everyone can't laugh anymore. Isn't it?"

"Yes." The audience said in unison.

He Feng said: "This book is called "Today's Happiness", who wrote it?"

The three of Huang Bo pointed at Xiao Yunhai and said, "He."

Sun Xiaoyue said: "I knew it as soon as I guessed. My worship of Emperor Yun now is like a surging river, which is continuous, and it is like the flood of the Yellow River, and it is out of control."

"Hey..." The audience scoffed at Sun Xiaoyue's words.

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Sister Xiaoyue, I don't believe even a single punctuation mark you said."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"Don't even believe in punctuation, it's ridiculous."

The audience laughed again.

He Feng couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Xiao, this sketch is really good, and the performances of the four of you are also very wonderful. It's New Year's Eve, do you have any wishes for everyone?"

Huang Bo said: "We wish everyone big wealth, small wealth, unexpected wealth, and the wealth is rolling."

Lin Lu said: "Family, friendship, love, good feelings."

Zhang Ya said: "official luck, wealth luck, peach blossom luck, luck is prosperous."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Lovers, relatives, friends, everyone is safe!"

The four of them said in unison, "Congratulations to everyone for a happy Spring Festival, good health and all the best!"

He Feng shouted: "Okay."

There was also warm applause from the audience.

After performing the sketch, the four of them came to the stage and watched with gusto.

It was the first time that the Spring Festival Gala was held, and Mango Terrace obviously put a lot of effort into it. Magic, sketches, cross talk, songs, dances and other programs are very well done, and they are not as politically important as in the previous life.

In the middle, Lin Lu and Huang Bo were called out by Chen Zhan. When they came back, they both glanced at Xiao Yunhai, but said nothing.

The whole party went on for four and a half hours before it ended.

Xiao Yunhai briefly chatted with Chen Huan, Ye Yongren, Yao Na and others, and then left.

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