Chapter 248: Afterwards, It Was a Great Time! (…

Why does the hair explode? What a misfortune!

Song Shuhang sighed and activated the 'A Talisman' in his hand as quickly as possible, feeling heartbroken.

This is the last armor talisman. After using it, he will lose a way to save his life for a long time in the future!

After the armor talisman was activated, the energy in the talisman turned into defense and covered Song Shuhang's body, forming an all-round protection without blind spots.

boom!

The core of the meteorite exploded, and high-temperature flames erupted from it, covering and swallowing Song Shuhang.

At the same time, the explosion brought up countless meteorite fragments, which hit Song Shuhang like bullets!

Ding, dong, dong… The defense layer of the armor talisman shook continuously, and ripples like ‘water whirlpools’ were even knocked out of it.

Song Shuhang's expression changed, he exerted all his strength, and quickly withdrew from the center of the explosion - the armor talisman's defense was enough to withstand a full blow from a cultivator of the third grade or below, but the defense was actually unstable due to the impact!

That is, each of these meteorite fragments stimulated by the power of the explosion has an attack close to the normal attack of a third-grade monk!

Song Shuhang swallowed secretly, glad that he had blasted this meteorite on a deserted terraced hillside... If he had blasted it at his own home, Song's father would have been able to cry and faint in the toilet, preparing to move to a new home!

Chi Chi Chi! The flaming meteorites continued to fly, and many meteorite fragments shot towards the tractor parked on the side.

At this time, the 'reinforced body' formation attached to the tractor by Venerable White finally exhausted its spiritual power due to repeated efforts.

The tractor body was suddenly shot into a sieve by meteorite fragments. At the same time, the high-temperature flames attached to the meteorite ignited the tractor.

With a "boom", this wind-pulling tractor that could run one hundred and fifty yards finally completed its short life with great vigor after experiencing a thrill that other tractors would never try in their lifetime.

And even if it dies, it still contributes all its energy and emits the last light and heat!

A series of explosions!

"Do you want such excitement?" Song Shuhang smiled bitterly, and at the same time, he used the "Gentleman's Journey" movement technique at his feet to the extreme. While the 'armor' on his body had not been broken, he escaped from the scene of the double explosion of the meteorite and the tractor as quickly as possible.

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After a long time...

The aftermath of the explosion finally dissipated.

Song Shuhang checked the armor talisman on his body, and found that only a thin layer of power was left...

"It's so scary. If I didn't have the armor talisman, I would have to lose half of my life." Song Shuhang thought to himself.

After confirming that the explosion was over, Shuhang lightly jumped back to the scene.

Only a deep crater was left where the meteorite originally stood.

The tractor had been blasted beyond recognition, leaving only a black pile of steel garbage. Several pieces of paper talisman paper that Venerable White pasted on the tractor had been burned in the flames because the spiritual energy on them was exhausted and transformed into ordinary paper.

"Tsk, tsk, now there is no need to bother Senior Brother Zhou Li."

After it exploded like this, the tractor was completely useless. All we had to do was pay someone to come over and deal with the wreckage.

Then, Song Shuhang came to the crater where the meteorite exploded.

Why do meteorites explode suddenly? Even if Venerable Bai's remaining sword energy and Taoist Yunwu's sword energy fight inside the meteorite, it's impossible for the meteorite to turn into a bomb, right?

Unless there was something else inside the meteorite that was activated and reacted with the sword energy, causing this explosion.

Song Shuhang looked at the pothole and saw something.

It was a gem the size of a fist, black but as crystal clear as a diamond. In the violent explosion of the meteorite just now, this fist-sized gem was not blown away, but remained in the center of the crater.

"Sure enough, there is something!" He lightly jumped into the pit, and then carefully stretched out his fingers to explore the gem.

A cold breath came from the fingertips, and the violent explosion just now was unable to increase the temperature of this gem.

"Before the disaster, the meteorite was still burning with blazing flames when it hit Taoist Yunwu. But when I tried to move the meteorite, the flames quickly extinguished, and the temperature of the entire meteorite became cold. It turned out to be this black meteorite. The reason for the stone." Song Shuhang secretly thought.

This thing must be a treasure.

It might even be the strange stone ‘Enlightenment Stone’ that ‘Venerable White’ mentioned a few days ago!

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At this time, more than a thousand meters away from the meteorite explosion site, a slender figure stopped and looked this way.

This figure has long green hair, tied into cute twin ponytails. She was wearing a cyan cheongsam, which highlighted her slender but hot figure.

Her name is 'Onion Lady', and she is an onion spirit with three hundred years of experience!

Three hundred years of Taoism, are you afraid?

But...when she talks about these three hundred years of experience, Lady Onion will burst into tears involuntarily.

Three hundred years ago, she was an ordinary little wild onion, lucky enough to take root in a natural spiritual spring. Day after day, year after year. Suddenly one day, she became an onion spirit.

To be honest, she had no idea why she became a sperm.

But, if you become a spirit, you will become a spirit. As a cute onion spirit, she will live happily!

As she said, she lived alone in the deep mountains and forests for more than ten years without any worries.

Until one day...a monster organization called "Monsters from all over the world unite to become a family" found Onion Fairy and named her "Onion Lady".

Then, this monster organization also taught Lady Onion a set of "two hundred skills necessary for monsters to survive tenaciously."

Those two hundred abilities are so diverse that it’s dazzling.

Among them are 'Holy Stealing Technique', 'How to Form a Team to Rob a Human Monk Smoothly', 'Five Hundred Ways to Surrender If You Can't Defeat a Human Monk', and 'The Charming Seduction of the Beautiful Banshee's Stunt Skill'.

There are also "Thirteen moves on how a banshee can successfully transform into the mistress of the male master and fight with his Taoist companion", and "Seventy-two tricks on how a male demon can win the favor of the mistress and kick out her Taoist companion to become the master!" ’ Various skills.

Recalling these 'two hundred skills', Lady Onion wanted to cry - but at that time, she was naive and really thought that these 'two hundred skills' were great skills, and she was serious about learning them.

Until one day, Lady Onion felt that she had become a master of her craft, so she went to find a human monk to practice these two hundred skills.

Three hundred years ago, the atmosphere in the Chinese cultivation world was a bit strange. Most of the human monks were hidden and it was difficult to see them in the mortal world. It seemed that some big change had occurred in the human cultivation world?

But Lady Onion didn’t give up and kept looking!

Hard work pays off!

Finally one day, Lady Onion found a human Buddhist monk.

He was a very handsome monk, with the Buddhist name Jiudeng. He has thick eyebrows, big eyes, a shiny forehead, and is tall and thin.

Lady Onion was very happy when she finally met a human monk.

So, she began to use what she had learned throughout her life on Monk Jiudeng!

Let us briefly describe the process:

First, Lady Onion used the 'Sacred Stealing Technique' on Monk Jiudeng - the skill was successfully cast and she obtained a volume of the 'Buddhist Lion's Roar Technique'.

After being attacked by the skills, Monk Jiudeng immediately launched a counterattack and used various Buddhist secrets. Those secrets were ones that Lady Onion had never heard of before. They were extremely powerful!

Lady Onion was shocked and started to use her skills - how to successfully form a team to rob human monks!

However, the skill cast failed because there are no teammates!

Lady Onion was so frightened that she immediately changed her skill to another skill - there were five hundred ways to defeat the human monks in surrendering!

Skill casting is half the battle!

Why is it said to be half the success? Because Monk Jiudeng agreed to her request to surrender, but he had to take her back to the Buddhist temple and suppress her for five hundred years.

Five hundred years, five hundred years after her onion spirit was suppressed, it must have turned into a dried onion, right? How can we play happily then? No, no!

So Lady Onion rose up to resist again and used her next skill - the charming and seductive skill of the beautiful banshee!

After using this skill, it was an unprecedented success!

To what extent is it successful? ——When Lady Onion looks back now, she doesn’t even know what words she should use to describe the effect of this skill.

To sum it up briefly, it can be summarized into this sentence - after that, Monk Jiu Deng had a great time!

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The day after the skill is cast.

Lady Onion looked confused and sat on the ground blankly. She always felt that there was something wrong with her skill yesterday.

Monk Jiudeng was also confused. He looked up at the sky and sighed continuously.

"Follow the poor monk back to the temple." Monk Jiudeng finally said this.

Then, the innocent Lady Onion was taken back to a Buddhist temple by the monk Jiudeng, and was imprisoned in a pagoda independently.

And Monk Jiudeng never appeared again.

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During these years of being locked up in the pagoda, other than being less free, the other Onion Lady didn't have much resistance.

On weekdays, only some novice monks would come over and bring food and drinks to Lady Onion. And often young monks would come over and recite Buddhist sutras to Lady Onion.

Moreover, an old monk came over to teach her the cultivation methods of Buddhist monks. Teach her some common sense in the world of cultivation and teach her various events in the world of cultivation.

Thanks to this common sense, Madam Onion realized how deceptive the "Two Hundred Skills Necessary for a Fairy to Survive Tenaciously" that she had practiced back then was.

Lady Onion began to diligently practice Buddhist Kung Fu. Her wish was that one day she would achieve great success, and then—then, she must find Monk Jiu Deng and fuck him to the fullest!

Unfortunately, Lady Onion may not be compatible with the Buddhist horoscopes by nature. When she started to practice the Buddhist techniques, the speed was not too satisfying. It's been almost three hundred years, and she hasn't even broken through to the first level of leaping to the mortal realm. She has just opened her heart, eye, and nose apertures. It takes an average of a hundred years to get the hang of it.

Lady Onion was almost going crazy after being imprisoned...

Just a year ago, Lady Onion was released from the pagoda by an old monk.

Then, she began to wander around China aimlessly, trying to find ways to improve her realm. She has a lofty goal - she wants to achieve great success!

"The place where the explosion seemed to have the smell of treasure?" Lady Onion murmured.