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Chapter 250 Shuhang, You’ve Been Bending Over...

After saying this, Lady Onion jumped up high and fell to her knees with a tiger-like move: "Shangxian, please spare the little demon. The little demon was just joking with you. The little demon surrenders!"

"..." Song Shuhang held up the palm thunder in his hand and looked at the onion spirit who was lying on the ground with a stiff expression: "Surrender?"

"A very sincere surrender!" Onion Spirit replied.

After Song Shuhang froze, his mind immediately recalled many scenes in the movie - for example, after the villain was defeated by the protagonist, he suddenly knelt down and begged loudly for mercy. However, secretly he is working on his ultimate move. The protagonist's heart softened, and just when he was about to accept the villain's surrender, the villain smiled sinisterly, and suddenly launched his ultimate move...

Song Shuhang thought about it carefully and decided to give the female goblin a palm thunder first and beat her to half death. After all, the other party is also a three-hundred-year-old demon, so we cannot underestimate her.

To despise the enemy is to commit suicide. He never dares to forget the warnings of his predecessors!

So, Song Shuhang continued to hit the female goblin with a thunderous palm strike.

Although Lady Onion surrendered on the ground, she kept secretly looking at Song Shuhang.

When she saw the young human monk with a determined look on his face and the thunder in his hand continuing to blast towards her, she felt extremely depressed.

He didn't even accept surrender. How cruel!

"Damn it!" Lady Onion gritted her teeth and transformed into her original appearance.

Then... she dived deep into the soil with a 'swish' and disappeared.

This is not a magic spell, but her only innate ability as an onion spirit. After all, she is a fairy that grows from the soil, so in critical moments she can change her original shape and quickly burrow into the ground. This ability is similar to the escape spell, but the escape distance is very short.

Moreover, after revealing his true form, in addition to his 'Escape Talent', he also has a strong ability to protect himself. In her onion-shaped state, she can still survive as long as the onion roots remain!

Even if all the onion seedlings above are destroyed, new onion seedlings can grow again as long as they absorb some nutrients from the soil.

boom!

Song Shuhang's palm struck the ground with thunder, creating a large crater on the ground.

After the smoke and dust passed, the onion spirit was nowhere to be seen—this spirit should not be underestimated!

Song Shuhang looked solemn as he searched everywhere for the location of Onion Spirit.

After a while, he found the onion essence - in the grass not far away, a green green onion stood tall and graceful, which was always conspicuous!

"Where to escape!" Song Shuhang shouted deeply and rushed towards the green onion.

She must not be allowed to escape, the other party knows that he is carrying the Enlightenment Stone! The man is not guilty, but he is guilty of possessing the jade. If the female goblin spreads the news that he has the Enlightenment Stone, it will be enough to make Song Shuhang unable to live in peace for a long time.

"You can find me like this?" The green onion plant screamed, emerged from the ground, and ran away quickly.

Nonsense, the aura on your body has not been eliminated. I can lock you firmly with my sense of smell. Song Shuhang thought to himself.

"Wait a minute, human. I really surrender. I'm not cheating. I surrender sincerely!" Onion Elf shouted as he ran away.

"Let's take it easy and come back with me. I can accept your surrender." Song Shuhang said solemnly - at least he must bring the Onion Spirit back so that Venerable White can erase his memory.

When Lady Onion heard the words 'go back with me', her expression suddenly changed - she immediately remembered her experience of being imprisoned in Tianlong Temple for nearly three hundred years.

This human monk also wanted to take her back and lock her away for hundreds of years?

No, absolutely not! She has been imprisoned for three hundred years. Even if the plant-type fairies have longer lifespans, she will not live for hundreds of years. If he is imprisoned for another few hundred years, he will really die of old age and turn into a dried onion.

There is only one trick.

Lady Onion secretly gritted her teeth - although the last time she used that move on Jiu Deng, the effect was completely different from what the teacher said!

And during the time she was imprisoned in the pagoda, she also learned a lot of common sense. She knew that the so-called "two hundred skills necessary for fairies to survive tenaciously" were all lies.

However, when there is really no other way, the last trick should still be somewhat effective!

It's a man's nature to care for women.

So Lady Onion gritted her teeth and performed the ultimate stunt - the charming and seductive stunt of a beautiful banshee!

Song Shuhang looked at her: "..."

Madam Onion was stunned. The young man in front of her was not moved by her charm? Damn it, look at this demon trying her best to seduce and seduce with the charm of the beautiful banshee’s stunts! ’

As a result, she twisted her body even harder.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Lady Onion was stunned. The young human monk in front of her was so determined?

At this time, Song Shuhang finally spoke: "What are you doing?"

"Why are you asking me? Don't you realize that my posture is very charming and seductive?" Lady Onion asked in confusion.

Song Shuhang: "..."

After a while, Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain: "You look like a green onion stuck in the ground, twisting in the wind, and you tell me that you are very charming and seductive? Are you kidding me?"

Lady Onion just showed up in her original form as a fairy, and has not yet transformed back into a human. She now looked like a green onion, twisting and twisting in front of Song Shuhang... That scene was particularly joyful.

Song Shuhang rubbed his temples vigorously. He finally understood one thing - the female demon in front of him was a fool!

"Oh? Sorry, I was so nervous just now that I forgot to turn into a human form." Lady Onion said, and with a bang, she turned into a human, with green twin tails and a fitted cheongsam. Then, she said: "Shall we come again?"

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "No need to waste time! I'll give you two choices. Go back with me obediently, or I'll beat you until you can't move and take you back."

Lady Onion was anxious: "No, give me another chance. My unique skill of charm and seduction is amazing! Give me another chance. If it doesn't work, I will follow you obediently!"

Song Shuhang sighed deeply.

Is there something wrong with Mother Earth's rotation this year, causing all the weird people he meets this year?

Whether it's the 'Uncle Xiannong Sect' he met or this silly green onion in front of him, they are all really outstanding!

Can't you arrange a normal monster for him and let him have a battle to gain experience points?

After sighing, Song Shuhang stretched out a finger and said to Onion Spirit: "Then I'll give you one chance, just one chance! If it doesn't work, just follow me. If you dare to cheat, don't blame me for being cruel!"

As he spoke, Song Shuhang secretly held a sword talisman. There was only one sword talisman left - as long as the onion spirit wanted to escape, he would use the sword talisman to get over!

"Hey, watch it. I guarantee you won't be able to help it after reading it!" Lady Onion shook her long hair.

System prompts——Lady Onion once again exerted all her strength on Song Shuhang with her ‘beautiful banshee’s unique skill of seduction! ’

Lady Onion’s charm is worth adding!

Lady Onion's charm has exploded, no one can stop her! This charm is irresistible to both men and women! Come on, boy, have a great time!

Onion Spirit's body twisted happily, but she still cast a charming look at Song Shuhang.

She is always confident in her charm. Even a woman will be seduced by her charm and have sex with her, let alone a young male monk in front of her?

Then... Lady Onion finished dancing.

"Bah bang bang!" Song Shuhang applauded vigorously: "You dance really well! It's beautiful!"

"That's it?" Lady Onion asked in disbelief.

"Have I cooperated in applauding you? Are you still not satisfied? You must know that my vision has been very high recently!" Song Shuhang said, standing up with a bent waist: "Stop talking more, just let us go! Or let me Beat you until you can’t move, and then take you back!”

"You...you, are you a man! You don't feel anything at all?" Lady Onion pointed at Song Shuhang and shouted.

"Hehehe." Song Shuhang continued to bend over, then he clenched his fists and sneered: "I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you just said! It seems that I will beat you until you are only one breath away from death. That’s all it takes.”

"I'm sorry...can I take back what I just said? I'll go back with you. Isn't it okay if I go back with you obediently?" Lady Onion really wanted to cry. Can't we just have a good chat and solve the problem without violence?

Song Shuhang nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, Zhao Yaya's sports car happened to be driving over from a distance!

Zhao Yaya's arrival time was perfect. If she had been earlier, she would have seen the explosion. If it were later, Song Shuhang would have already rushed home with Onion Jing.

"Change into onion shape, I will take you back." Song Shuhang took out his sword talisman and said solemnly to the onion spirit: "Don't even think about escaping. If you do, you will be dead."

Under Song Shuhang's threat, Lady Onion obediently turned into an onion.

At the same time, she finally requested: "Shangxian, how long are you going to seal me? Can you seal me for a little longer...I just came out after being imprisoned for three hundred years."

After being imprisoned for three hundred years, Song Shuhang's heart softened. It was really miserable.

When Song Shuhang didn't answer, Lady Onion became anxious: "Otherwise, I can give you this practice technique to offset some of the time."

She stole a scroll of skills from Jiu Deng three hundred years ago, but Jiu Deng never wanted it back.

"Don't worry, I won't lock you up for too long. Come back with me and meet a senior... If you go quickly, I will let you go in a few days." Song Shuhang replied.

"Really?" Onion Jing's eyes suddenly lit up.

Song Shuhang sighed: "Really, I don't need to lie to you."

"That's good, that's good." Lady Onion felt at ease.

Then, Song Shuhang grabbed her onion-shaped form, jumped lightly, and jumped to the edge of the mountain road, waiting for Zhao Yaya's car.

After Zhao Yaya's sports car stopped, it made a beautiful U-turn.

"Hurry up and get in the car. My aunt is going crazy at home right now. My uncle can't hold it anymore. He secretly sent a message asking me to take you back quickly." Zhao Yaya laughed out loud.

When she sent Father Song and the three of them back, Mother Song was still confused.

When she learned that Song's father and others had overturned their car, she immediately went crazy. Now Song's father, Lao Lu, and Lu Tianyou are sitting in a row, being roared by Song's mother.

Song's father now only hopes that Zhao Yaya can take Shuhang home quickly so that Song's mother can be relieved of her anger.

"Haha." Song Shuhang laughed, kept his bent posture, and climbed into the sports car.

"Why are you bending over all the time?" Zhao Yaya asked doubtfully.

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