Chapter 2720 One (Teacher) Person (Brother) One (Medicine) and Half (Pill)

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I have never eaten colorful mushrooms, but brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous and should not be eaten. Probably a three-year-old child knows that these are colorful. How poisonous must they be? Is there any difference between eating this thing and kissing Sister An directly?

Then there are storm mushrooms, a specialty in the center of the desert. I was lucky enough to taste them when I was saving the Horadric clan. I can only describe it as very enjoyable. Yes, it was definitely a brainstorm. I mean that in a literal sense. There's a storm blowing up in the brain, it's like putting all the brains, brains, marrow, and stuff in the washing tub. After eating it, people can't help but happily sing "The windmill is spinning." . ±,

Although I have not personally tasted the dreamy mushrooms of Kurast Forest, please refer to the Passion of Fini.

This is the first time I have heard of the Lava Mushroom of the Fortress of Demons, but just from listening to it I know that it is not easy to swallow and will probably burn your mouth. As you can see, Harrogath's Snow Elf Mushroom is not poisonous, nor does it cause pain or hallucinations. It just feels a bit weird.

If you ask me to choose, of course I will choose the Snow Elf Mushroom.

After turning around in my mind, I felt that I had cleverly found the only option leading to the ending of GE instead of hatchet. So I nodded my head happily. Mushrooms will be mushrooms. I will also experience a little sister's sister. .

Just as he was about to take the mushroom bag from Beansa and pick out some snow elf mushrooms, Beansa had a very strong stomach. I've seen it before, but I don't have the stomach for this, so I'm sorry, little junior sister, please give me a way to survive!

As a result, when my hand was halfway out, Beansa closed the mushroom bag.

"What kind of food do you want to eat, senior brother?"

Snow elves, ah snow elves. Just as I was about to open my mouth, I saw Tao.

"Beansa, suddenly I thought of a fun game, a game I often play with my sister. Senior brother, do you want to play it?"

what game? I showed a wary look and thought in a blink of an eye, although Beansa is very cheating, she would never cheat her favorite sister. Therefore, the game played with my sister should not be too boring.

So, I softened my expression, nodded, and played as long as I could get the Snow Elf Mushrooms.

"Great, then the game begins!" Beansa cheered, then his face darkened. One hand reached into the mushroom bag, as if grasping the hilt of a sword and about to draw it. A sharp light like an assassin flashed out of the corner of my eye, which startled me.

"Brother, do you want this one?"

"What is this one?"

"Is this the one in Beansa's hand, or do you want something else?" As he spoke, Beansa put his little hand into the mushroom bag and seemed to grab it deeper.

oh. I probably understand what she means, it's just like a claw machine, right, except that the mechanical arm is completely controlled by Beansa, and I only have the power to choose which objects to grab.

Suddenly I clapped my hands, I was so damn clever. I was able to understand Beansa's Mystery Game in the blink of an eye. It's really worthy of me. At this age, my intelligence is still increasing at a terrifying speed. It's obvious that I couldn't have guessed it a minute ago.

Wait...wait! !

The next moment, I almost knelt down to Beansa.

Tell me, little junior sister, what is the difference between this and Russian roulette? !

Looking at Biansha's expectant gaze with hazy eyes, those dark eyes seemed to sparkle with infinite stars, full of innocence, romance, purity, as well as dependence and trust in me.

Senior brother will not break his promise, right? Senior brother will play games with Beansa, right?

I can't refuse, just like I can't refuse the Confused Knight's house, I can't refuse Beansa like this! !

I screamed sadly in my heart, my eyes were red, like a gambler who is desperate to lose.

Russian roulette, right? Okay, I'll play it and let you experience the terrible seventh sense of this Druid Demon Lord that has been dusted for a long time. Stupid humans, you forced me to die, meow!

I tapped my temple with my index finger, and with a deep gaze, I watched Beansa's every move, my lips trembled slightly, and I said one word concisely and powerfully.

"Next one."

"Oh." Beansa moved his hand in the mushroom bag and grabbed it.

My earlobes trembled slightly, and the next moment, my eyes widened. I heard it, I heard it! This sound... is solid and powerful, and accompanied by a slight burst of bubbles, it should be a storm mushroom!

Hum, you want to trick me, but you are still too young, little junior sister.

"Next one."

The sound was sizzling, like making fried meatloaf, it should be lava mushrooms, pass, next handful.

This sound is full of weirdness, like a ghost wailing, it should be a colorful mushroom, continue to pass.

Until the 9th round, my eyes lit up.

The sound was as crisp as cicada wings, and it seemed that it would fall apart with just a little more force. There was no doubt that this handful was the Snow Elf Mushroom!

"It's you, number 9!" I shouted, fearing that Beansa would regret it, so I grabbed her wrist tightly.

Hey, is it an illusion? It seems that the mysterious malice can be sensed in the numbers.

"Senior brother, are you really sure you want this one?"

"Um."

"No regrets?"

"No!"

My eyes were bright, as if I had found the true value and meaning of life.

"Okay, the answer is announced." Beansa didn't hesitate and took the hand that I grabbed by the wrist out of the bag, carrying a handful of... dreamy mushrooms.

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ah, ah, ah, my life is at an end————! ! !

"As expected of senior brother, the taste of dream mushrooms is the most delicious." After a pause, Beansha added: "That's what my sister said."

At this moment, I wanted to pat Beansha on the shoulder and say to her with the most serious expression in my life.

It's not too late to send your sister to a drug rehab center!

Biansha didn't notice my miserable expression, he skewered a handful of grilled mushrooms and put them on the campfire to roast. Not to mention, the posture is somewhat impressive. After leaning for a while, the aroma of mushrooms came out.

"Not bad, not bad, the fire is really good." Beansa kept nodding, feeling a little strangely satisfied.

Why not be satisfied with your own craftsmanship or the aroma of mushrooms. But...a bonfire?

why? !

"Because..." Beansa hesitated for a moment, then carefully considered the words and explained: "Sister, it's... cold, so it's difficult to bake it."

"Huh?" I was completely confused.

According to my junior sister’s theory, Northeastern people should eat cold dishes, and furry bears should eat frozen French fries, right?

Forget it, there seem to be various unspeakable reasons, so I won’t go into details. The most important thing is that I can’t be the only one suffering. You are right, oh hahahahaha! ! !

The broken jar let out an evil laugh. I took the mushroom bag and grabbed it in a similar manner. It's time, Beansa, it's your turn to play Russian roulette.

Zizzi~~zizi~~

There seemed to be a sound like roasting coming from my hands, and I was stunned for half a second. Then he screamed and pulled his hand out, looking at his fingers that were swollen and hot like five carrots. Rolling on the floor screaming in pain.

"The lava mushroom is a bit hot, so don't grab it with force." Beansa saw my look and kindly reminded me.

too late!

But...damn it, over and over again...Biansha, even if you are my cute little junior sister. Don’t think that senior brother can let you go easily this time. I won’t give up. Come on, Russian Roulette, keep going!

It was as if he was pouring his thoughts into the right hand of God. I raised my other intact big hand high, muttered a few words silently, and grabbed it into the bag. Come on, Beansa, make your choice!

"Senior brother, do you also want to play games with Beansha? Great, Beansha wants to play." This fool (Yu) has the strength.

"Next one." "Next one." "Next one."

After letting me grab several handfuls with great interest, Beansa seemed to have found the feeling, and with a flash from the corner of his eyes: "This is it, Beansa, I want this one!"

Very good, I swear in the name of the quasi-tragedy emperor and accept the judgment of tragic fate, little junior sister!

I raised the thing in my hand high. Because it was much larger than Beansa's hand, the number of mushrooms I caught was very important, and it doubled directly.

This is... this is actually... also a dream mushroom.

What, I'm a little disappointed, but whatever, it's a perfect tit-for-tat.

"Beansa's luck is not bad." Seeing a large handful of dream mushrooms, Beansa was very satisfied. Wait, could this guy...the dream mushrooms with a strong physique also be ineffective on her?

I had a vague premonition that I would not fly.

In order to avoid a more serious incident, I wisely put away the mushroom bag first, and waited until I could survive the dreamy mushrooms in front of me.

Seeing Beansa grilling two bunches of mushrooms skillfully, I had to admire that Beansa, who can make such dark dishes, can actually grill ordinary mushrooms. This must be the result of decades of hard training... ...No, even an ability that takes hundreds of thousands of years to hone!

"It's baked!" Beansa held up two bunches of mushrooms, and the two black ponytails stood up straight at the same time, parallel to the mushroom bunches. In one fell swoop, there were four teletubbies, all adorable.

"Okay, let me have a taste of your craftsmanship." I stretched out my hand to the smaller bunch, this is mine, this is mine, Beansa, you are the bigger bunch, but Don't get confused, just accept the arrangements of Steins;Gate and die with me, hahahaha! ! !

"That's wrong." Beansa shook his head, indicating that I had made a mistake about the correct way to eat mushrooms... No, to be precise, it was the correct way to eat mushrooms during a meal.

"Half for each person." She said to me word by word, biting her tongue like a gentle and sensible sister admonishing her naughty and careless younger brother. Then, Beansa put down one bunch of mushrooms first, and then cut the other bunch in half. Hand me half.

I:"……"

Wait, is there any point in playing Russian roulette like this? !

Wait a minute, doesn’t this mean that I have to undergo the baptism of dreamy mushrooms twice? ! Death once is not enough? !

Looking at Beansa who handed me mushroom skewers with a bright smile, I seemed to see the Big Seven approaching me with ferocious smiles on their faces.

This time, real pills.

. . . (To be continued...)

ps: I have kept up the second update. Everyone, the monthly ticket is not enough. It is the last few days, so please work harder. u