Chapter 2837: Lu Chi Dafa Is Good

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After the internal renovation of Holy See Hill was successful, I felt relieved. It was like a progress bar that finally jumped from zero to one, and there was some improvement, which gave me some confidence and hope.

Lucifer gave himself five precious years, and now it has used more than one-tenth, which is more than half a year. We used this time to finally take the crucial first step with the Holy See Mountain. The foundation has been laid in the hell world. Although the road ahead is still foggy, it has given us more and broader choices.

The only thing that puzzles me is that although the Seven Giants are restricted by Lucifer and cannot cause trouble, they actually behave peacefully and do not take any chances to use any conspiracy. This is completely inconsistent with their sinister and cunning characters. Hell monsters are stupid. , but it does not include existences such as the Seven Giants. They have been dealing with angels for thousands of years and are still alive and kicking and even occasionally kill them. If you want to say that they are stupid, there will be no smart people in this world.

Therefore, I still don’t understand the attitude of the Big Seven. They feel that there is no threat to the Holy See Mountain and that even if we are given five years to develop, we will not be able to grow a single flower. Therefore, we are watching with a kind of theater mentality. Every move we make? I can understand this kind of thinking, just like when I was a child and found an ant hole in front of my house, I didn't destroy it immediately, but waited for a period of time before the ant hole got bigger, and then I peed in it and soaked it.

Uh... To be honest, this metaphor is a bit disgusting. Forget it, I still want to do a job that tests my IQ. At worst, we can abandon the Holy See Mountain and run away in despair, return to the Dark Continent and continue to be my pseudo-savior. Keeping the green hills, you don’t have to worry about having no firewood.

After putting aside this layer of worries, I quietly started thinking about other things.

By the way. After the transformation was completed, Artoria was finally invited back by Arlandlan's people because she had missed work for too long.

The country cannot live without a queen for a day. Everyone can understand my king’s desire to experience and become stronger. But you have to go back and show up occasionally to make people feel at ease, right? Although I sympathize with Artoria, I am sincerely glad that I am just an inconspicuous elf prince and a false savior with no sense of existence. I don’t have to show this ordinary face to make everyone feel at ease.

By the way. The person who called my king back was the slutty maid. After two or three months of waiting, she was finally liberated from the clutches of Arlandlan, or in other words, she got it at the cost of bringing my king back to replace herself. liberation.

The arrival of the pornographic maid immediately caused the style of the Holy See Mountain to drop to the bottom line of teasing and eroticism, at least in my opinion. Once the shameless soul of pornographic jokes, which had been suppressed by Yalandlan for several months, was released, even the I, the prince whose integrity bottle exploded, trembled for her. Once there was no one around, her true nature was immediately revealed, making me worry about my integrity. I had to press her down on the bed and have sex.

What is this called, fighting poison with poison, and using vibrator to cure obscene jokes, it's really very effective, at least when the bullied eyes are filled with tears and a humiliating expression of love is on her face, she can't do any more mischief.

By the way, isn't this the original purpose of the pornographic maid? How erotic is this maid, and how much pressure has she accumulated?

However, she has no moral integrity in front of me. Once Xiao Heitan is around, she will instantly transform into a virtuous wife and loving mother, looking extremely virtuous, as if she cannot tolerate anything dirty.

The director has simply changed his style of painting!

Although the maid of Huang Duanzi is not strong. Not to mention compared to my king, she is still at the bottom among the inheritors of the Twelve Knights, but her arrival is more valuable to Linya than the departure of Arturia and Kaluge.

Don't forget that this guy is the intelligence leader of the elves. Yalandlan seems to have learned from somewhere that the Holy See Mountain is in a tight situation in terms of intelligence, except for the pornographic maid. They even sent several excellent intelligence personnel to arrive together with the pornographic maids, preparing to set up a preliminary intelligence system.

This decision has helped us a lot. It is simply overkill to always use world powerhouses like the Hodling Four as intelligence agents. Once the intelligence system is established, we can let them do more important things.

But the top priority is to arrange for them to return to the Dark Continent first. Yes, the four of Hodelin are timid in their hometown. They have always used the excuse that the Holy See Mountain has not been settled yet and have not returned yet. Now that the surrounding areas of Hell Mountain have been captured, the interior has also been renovated. Not only We hope that these seniors who have given so much will go back to their hometowns in glory and accept awards. It seems that they also want to follow this momentum and go back to meet everyone.

It is said that the older a person gets, the smaller his personality becomes. This is true. Because of the fear of being near hometown, I looked at the hometown I had longed for before and dared not go back. This was the first time I saw it.

In addition, the skeleton dragon is also a big problem. Due to the completion of the renovation of Holy See Mountain, I haven't talked to it for nearly ten days. It shouldn't feel lonely and come to me on its own. Naturally, I feel relieved to have my little junior sister here, but everyone knows that Beansha has the ability to be elusive, and she might disappear at any time. It is impossible to rely entirely on her to protect the Holy See Mountain, so I have to think of another way.

The safest way is to get rid of it, but in a short time, let alone solving it, or defeating it is an impossible task for me.

Call Biansha to teach it a lesson and drive it away? It's not that I haven't thought about this method, but for me at this stage, the Skeleton Dragon is the best opponent that everyone can envy. It can allow the cosplay bear to get super strong training similar to the three barbarian uncles ( Hanging) refining (fighting), nowadays, for the strong men who have reached our level, such an enemy is absolutely impossible to find even with a lantern, otherwise you think that the damn European emperors like the first brother and the second brother would be so Do you envy yourself easily?

Therefore, after listening to everyone's advice, I was a little reluctant to clean up the skeleton dragon so quickly, and for some reason, my sixth sense made me not want to rely on Beansa's force.

It doesn’t matter if you rush, or if you don’t rush, what should you do?

At this time, the red and white princess probably felt guilty and came to give me advice again.

"I heard that Wu is worried about the giant skeleton dragon."

"That's right, thanks to you, I worry about it day and night now. My life is very fulfilling." I replied angrily.

"If you believe me, we can use a spell to fool the skull dragon so that it can't find the direction of Hell Mountain for the time being."

"Is it really that magical?" I was half-convinced about the Red and White Princess's spell system. It feels like it is a completely different style of painting from the power system of the Dark Continent, and perhaps there is indeed something magical about it.

"If it were another similar strong person, we might not be able to do it, but that skull dragon has a very low IQ, so maybe we can give it a try. As long as you believe what we say."

I thought about it and felt that there was no reason not to trust the Red and White Princess. Although this unscrupulous princess has always been unreliable, she was always making money and making jokes. If she was serious, she might still be reliable. Well, maybe.

"Okay, then I'll leave it to you." I started with eager expectations.

"Is there anything you need to prepare?"

"Paper, a lot of paper." The red and white princess stretched out her little hand, her eyes shining.

I:"……"

have to say. This unscrupulous princess is unexpectedly cheap, cheap in every sense of the word.

It only took half a day to make a large bag of charms and embezzle some. The red and white princess was ready to set off. To be on the safe side, I followed her.

As expected, the giant skeletal dragon was sleeping soundly in its nest again. Doesn't it always have a time when it doesn't sleep? Is it true to the saying that the longer you sleep, the faster you grow? You are the skeleton dragon!

We didn't disturb it this time. The red and white princess calmly threw out a stack of talismans, and the talismans were dangling. It attached itself to the giant skeletal dragon invisibly, and sank in without arousing its alertness.

"That'll be fine?"

"Well, that's enough. In a short period of time, it will have a wrong sense of direction. If you have the purpose of going to Hell Mountain, you won't be able to go there anyway." The Red and White Princess clapped her hands, indicating that she was done.

Although she was a bit dubious, in fact the Red and White Princess's spell did penetrate into the body of the giant skeleton dragon without letting it notice it. No wonder she said that only a guy like the giant skeleton dragon would be affected by it. If it were replaced by someone else, Strong level. Not to mention using these charms, we were already noticed as soon as we approached.

It’s not that the Skeleton Dragon’s perception ability is weak, but that it is too calm. Because it has an almost unlimited regeneration ability, it is not afraid of anyone’s sneak attacks. And for those super strong people who can kill it, no matter what it does, Being vigilant will not help. If it were me, I would gradually become so neurotic.

On the way back, I was thoughtful.

"We don't have a charm that can cure the sense of direction of road idiots." The red and white princess shot an arrow through the heart, which made me cover my heart with a lot of hurt, and I almost vomited blood and denied it.

"Who is a fool? Who is it? If you keep talking nonsense, be careful, I will cut off your source of paper!"

"Wu, I'm so angry."

"No!"

"We have a method that might be effective in treating road idiots."

"I've already said it's not like this. How many times do you want me to repeat it? But you can tell me about that method. I have a lot of friends who are crazy. They will definitely need it. Hmm."

"Help us rebuild the shrine."

"Then what?"

"Then throw money into the money box."

"And then."

"Pray that my road-crazy will get better."

"No matter how you think about it, you are the only one who has benefited!!"

"No, no, it should be mutually beneficial."

"What kind of mutual benefit?"

"Those who prayed received spiritual comfort, and we received material comfort. It is really gratifying."

"Congratulations to your sister, you mean to say that running to pray has no effect, so I can only comfort myself?!"

"Wu, what are you talking about?" the red and white princess looked shy.

I:"……"

I have a new understanding of the shamelessness of this unscrupulous princess. Could she be the illegitimate daughter of an old drunkard?

Although the problem of the skeleton dragon has been solved, well, I just think that I completely believe in the Red and White Princess and think it has been solved, but there is still one thing that worries me very much.

That's what made the Skeleton Dragon go berserk, this strange cane in my hand.

There is no other way. In terms of magic, we still have to find experts like Old Man Farah.

"I'm very busy and don't have time."

I didn't say anything. He choked me as soon as I came to the door. Ever since I demolished his secret laboratory as a demolition officer a few days ago, this old guy has been in a state of beard-explosion and has never given me anything. I feel so good.

However, I naturally have a way to deal with him.

"Really not free?" I pretended to be disappointed, took out my cane and played with it carelessly, then turned around and left.

The next moment, the cane in his hand disappeared and appeared in Old Man Farah's hand.

Sure enough, how could this experimental maniac give up such an unknown good thing because he was angry.

"Such a strong undead power. Where did you get this thing from, you brat?" After studying it for a while, Farah reluctantly looked away from the cane as if he were a lover.

"I got it while playing with the giant skeleton dragon." I told a little lie. If I told the truth, it would be exposed that it was the Red and White Princess who lured the giant skeleton dragon here, and everyone might have opinions about her.

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ps: After changing to a new layout, I almost lost my ability to operate it. Dian Niang also likes to surprise people silently.