Chapter 3477: Moufan: I Am Good at Going Off Topic.
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The so-called training ground of the Holy See Mountain is the surrounding area. Any flat land nearby can be regarded as a training ground. Of course, there are also special terrains, such as mountains, mountains, or mountainous areas.
There are no lush forests. There are only dead woodlands that are suspicious of ghosts like the Dead Forest Ruler area. There are no blue lakes and seas. The red lava lakes and seas are not difficult to find. There are ice and snow, but hell. There are none in the mountain area.
That's it, so the living environment of the Demon King's Army is quite difficult. I mean the surrounding environment, ahem.
But now, Hell Mountain has another type of terrain that can be used as a training ground, a giant basin with a diameter of ten miles wide, and a huge pit that is thousands of meters deep. Standing on the edge and going down, it is like looking into the abyss.
Needless to say, this was caused by the battle between me and the Four-Dimensional Demon God. It seems that although the hell world is strong, the confrontation from the four-wing level can still cause huge damage, just like the powerful world power in the third world. Like a fight.
Everyone also fell silent, quietly staring at the mutilated and tragic scars of Hell Mountain. Although they had witnessed the giant battle yesterday, even if they were recalling it again now, their eyes would scan those horrific battle traces, recalling the earth-shattering events again and again. The collision of forces is still so shocking.
It is impossible to imagine a battle at the four-wing level without seeing it with your own eyes. It is a completely different level of confrontation, just like ordinary adventurers cannot imagine what the domain of a domain expert is.
Perhaps, this is why the law has to block the four-wing level. Once it is promoted to the four-wing level, the destructive power caused will be greatly increased.
Even I was a little shocked. Although I have spent thousands of years in the world of testing, I have seen countless battle scenes, large and small, such as battles that caused huge damage to the entire area, such as the battle with the ruler of the Dead Forest. , but compared with the current Hell Mountain, it still doesn’t look good enough.
"This...isn't good." After a while, I woke up first and faced the reality.
"Most of Hell Mountain has been completely destroyed. Where will the Demon King's army go to practice in the future?"
Yes, this is no different from the first and second worlds. The projected clones and the like will be automatically refreshed. The monsters in Hell Mountain are not like the devil. They can run away and die. With the destruction, can other monsters be able to build nests here with peace of mind in the future?
"You don't need to worry too much. After years of training, the Demon King's army is strong enough to go to the fringes of nearby areas to move around in a team." Sa Qili took Xiao Heitan as her student and gained experience. Time has shrunk a lot, but what replaced it is the understanding of the Holy See Mountain and the inside of the Demon King's Army.
"Having said that, the environment at our doorstep has become so bad and it's so disgraceful."
"It's not much better than before."
"I wonder if yesterday's battle had any impact on nearby areas. What if all the monsters in other areas have escaped?"
"Would you believe it if I said I didn't?"
"Just go and see if the giant skeleton dragon has returned to its nest. If not, at least our people can go there to clean the bones and debris."
"Are you sure it wasn't killed by the Four-Dimensional Demon God?"
"I think it's quite sneaky and can probably run away."
"It's not like the devil, but he's also very slippery."
Listening to everyone's conversation, I couldn't help but fall deeply into thought. Although the dilapidated scene in front of me was not my fault, it was also caused by myself. Moreover, as the master of the Holy See Mountain, the elder of the alliance, and the three good devils of hell, I gave At the doorstep of one's own home, for the alliance's territory, to offer this beautiful world...a little green water and green mountains, uh, is also great.
So after thinking for a moment, I came up with an idea. I turned around to face everyone and pressed my palms down slightly.
"Everyone, listen to me, look at the situation in front of you, it seems like you can't find a suitable place for combat practice, right?"
"For ordinary practice battles, it doesn't matter what terrain. After all, you can't choose a suitable terrain for a real battle. But this time, because I want to feel the power of the four-wing realm, if possible, try to choose a gentler terrain. Okay. Focus more on it." Nodding, the senior brother made a rigorous judgment.
"What Carlos said makes sense."
The second senior brother, who is smart but likes to be lazy, uses a more serious expression, a ferocious face, a dazzling bald head, and tries harder to pretend to be a junior brother Sha.
"Since you think so, it's easy to handle." I clapped my hands. Maybe the first and second senior brothers didn't understand why I had to ask more questions, but their answers were perfectly coordinated.
"So, in order to ensure the training ground, or even the dignity of our Holy See Mountain, this dilapidated doorway should be repaired, right?"
"Second opinion, it looks like it's riddled with holes, like it's been raining heavily for three days and three nights in front of your house, and it's been trampled by a billion strong horses that just trampled the Duke of Beasts to death. It's really ugly, and it needs to be sorted out. "
First of all, why did the horse that trampled the Duke of Beast to death? Why did Duke of Beast trample to death what did Duke of Beast do wrong? Secondly, do you know what the concept of a billion horses is? This can create a Mariana Trench. And then, why do you have to emphasize that it is? Where are the strong male horses and mares? Have you ever thought about the feelings of a billion single male horses? Have you ever considered that this is the rhythm of annihilating the race in one reckless move? In the end, no one has the qualifications to say this, except you, an arrogant maid who does not do her job properly. She also has to pretend to be a capable maid who likes to be tidy!
There seems to be a lot of flaws, and I don’t know if I can finish it. Could it be that my skills have declined?
Sensing my glare, the pornographic maid tilted her head and was a little confused. Then the light bulb came on, and she clapped her hands as if she was in a daze.
"I missed it because the Duke of Beasts had just taken expired contraceptive pills and passed out, so he was trampled to death by a billion strong horses. The Duke of Beasts is actually very powerful. Normally, a billion strong horses are no match for him. .”
No! Even if you say that, I won't be happy! Not happy at all! Rather, it makes me even more angry! I'm going crazy! This time I'm really going to go crazy!
Look at the pornographic maid movie in my hand, summon, come out, attack the good-for-nothing sister, Kaluge the Punisher!
Card name: Carolie
Race: Elf
Properties: water
Star rating: 7
Attack power: 2000
Defense: 2500
Special ability: Useless Sister Punisher.
Ability effect: When there is a [Jeluka] card on the field, the attack power is increased by 1000 points. When the [Jeluka] on the field launches an attack, the special ability of the card will be triggered immediately, and counterattacks will be launched without any restrictions on the rules. counter, causing the card opponent to directly suffer a fixed 1000 points of damage. After the counter is activated, the card disappears together with [Colgate].
Before I could get out of the card and hold it up high, my sister was dragged behind the scenes by her angry and red-faced sister... Oh, it was behind the obstacle that everyone couldn't see or hear, and they entered into the silence of men and women's tears. long sermon mode.
See, this is me, [Wu! Thousand-year building blocks! game Master! The terrible thing about everything.
But who is the opponent this time?
After thinking about it, it seems that the card Jeluka is also mine, which means...
System prompt: Player [Wu! Children's building blocks! King of boxes! Fan], suffered 1000 points of damage and died.
Ahem, I was accidentally disturbed by the pornographic maid just now. Now the prisoner has been punished. Facts have proved that those who defy this devil will have such a tragic end. There may be an even more tragic end tonight. Did you see it? Let's get back to the business. .
Aikalay is indeed a considerate young lady. Knowing what I meant, I pretended to cough lightly, and she understood. She gently clasped her hands together and said in her intoxicating, dignified and gentle voice.
"It just so happens that I don't like the mess in front of my house, so why not tidy up the surrounding area first? If it's just around the Holy See Mountain, there are so many of us, so it shouldn't take much time."
"That's right, that's what I mean." I'm afraid that the second maid will make a pornographic joke again, don't doubt it, there is definitely one, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm talking about... the two-na combination here, that's you!
Without waiting for others to agree, I spoke quickly: "The door of my house is not clean, there is garbage everywhere, how can I be in the mood to do other things, right?"
Most of the people present were women, and except for one, no one liked to be clean. Of course, that didn't mean that men were sloppy, at least Senior Brother Carlos, a model good man, wouldn't.
"I can't help it. It seems that I have to wait a little longer to see my younger brother's performance. There is strength in numbers, so let's finish the work quickly." Sa Qili, as the senior and eldest sister, took the lead in playing a leading role.
"Oh, no, Aunt Qili, you misunderstood me." When I heard something was wrong, I quickly reached out to stop her.
"What? Are there any special precautions? For example, make a beautiful castle for your princesses to live in?" With a sly look in her eyes, Sa Qili came up with a joking look on her face. He gave me a few gentle elbow bumps, as if to say, good little brother, with you, I am worthy of being the best girl control in the world.
Ahem, what's going on? Who told Sa Qili what I thought when my daughter was suffering from seizures? This is all from the old calendar so many years ago. How could I... possibly give up now, you bastard! ! !
"Don't worry, Xilusi, Aikelu, Xiao Heitan, daddy will build you a beautiful big castle now."
His eyes were shining with excitement, and even his ordinary face seemed to become more square, with the word "国" highlighted, leaving no doubt that this man with this face and this look was Damn daughter control, at this moment, the breath coming out of her nostrils is more real than pearls.
"Dad...Dad...I'm so embarrassed...Xi Lusi (Ecolu) is no longer a child. It's enough to have this intention, but she is very happy...I like dad the most!"
The twin princesses blushed and were extremely moved. They tried hard to remind themselves that public places were not suitable for children. Finally, they restrained the hot emotions in their hearts. They stretched out their arms and jumped lightly. One to the left and one to the right, the squab threw itself into the forest. , the whole set of movements has long been extremely proficient.
The sisters, who rested their chins lightly on their shoulders and laughed happily, did not forget to turn around and move sideways towards the shy sister to make room for their chests in the middle.
"Xiao Heitan, I'll give this place to you."
Xiao Heitan, who was surrounded by many eyes, lowered her head shyly. Her mother was not there, she was taken away by the (police), and she had no home. So she walked up decisively, but she did not follow the wishes of her sisters and use enthusiastic actions. To occupy that middle position, instead...he habitually hid behind me.
Seeing this scene, inexplicable laughter broke out. Only Sa Qili seemed to be hurt. She felt that she actually had a one percent chance that Lilith would choose to hide behind her, but it didn't happen. It was obviously 50 to 50. He opened the situation, but lost, and he was not willing to accept it. Could it be that the way he got close was wrong?
"Ka..." I hugged one in one hand and carried another behind my back. I turned around and smiled at my senior brother. I was about to use my daughter's sympathy to discuss how to build the castle together. In the future, Kajie will also live in it. She is also my half daughter, everyone is happy, right?
"Get out!" Carlos put his right hand on the hilt of the sword at his waist. The gentle and elegant handsome man in the mainland turned into a ruthless swordsman.
"I……"
"Get out!" An inch of sword light burst out.
"you……"
"Get out!" The light of a one-foot sword reflected the moon.
"error……"
"Get out!" The one-foot-long sword energy was like snow.
I:"……"
What's going on? Could it be that the language in the Dark Continent suddenly changed? Why do I always hear my senior brother using strange notes that I don’t understand in response to any of my questions.
Just as he was about to say something, his mouth was suddenly tightly covered by Linya's delicate hands.
"Brother Wu, please put down your weapons before you speak!"
No, no, no, Linya, look, you are obviously talking about Carlos!
"Brothers, why should we hurt each other and kill each other? I can't stand it any longer. You all stop." Kasha stood in the middle and put his hands on his side, as if he had just swallowed the sorrow and vicissitudes of life, and raised his head He saw those cold and stern eyes.
Carlos and I have given up all our efforts now, for no other reason than that we don’t want this old drunkard to be complacent anymore, and let her stand there quietly by herself, continuing to show off like the wind in a place where no one’s eyes can reach her.
"So, what do we want to do here?" Seatik entered amnesia mode and touched his bald head, looking confused.
"Build a castle." I looked at him with contempt. Wasn't it something I had just decided? How could I have forgotten it? Second Senior Brother, you are bald and have become stronger, but your memory is not as good as before.
"No, no, no, didn't you agree that you would tidy up the door of your house?"
The girls who love cleanliness quickly shook their heads. The twin princesses also came over to persuade me that we would talk about the castle later. Although I was very happy, the shame was too great after all. It was comparable to the Demon King's Palace in the Holy See Hill. That demon on the throne...ah, I've never sat on it anyway, I swear on Feini's integrity!
"It seems... it's not big, right." Artoria's golden hair turned slightly. For some reason, her usually majestic and confident voice lowered by eight points, leaving two points. She seemed a little lacking in confidence, or... …outnumbered.
The rest, those who are clear-headed but don’t take it too seriously, who either enjoy the excitement or are afraid of chaos, are chattering on the sidelines, joining the camp and arguing with each other, or watching and playing 666...