Chapter 3828: Dark Destruction 2: Cirno

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A quick calculation revealed that Walter had filled seven anger tanks today, and my heart, which had been soothed by the White Dragon Sisters' assurance, couldn't help but become restless again.

What kind of game is this, some kind of super-kill, that requires more than seven rage gauges to perform? I'm afraid I won't be blasted into space garbage.

Can the White Dragon Sisters really save my dog’s life? I'm a little skeptical. After all, Walter is not just a simple daughter-in-law. He is also crazy, a rebellious middle-aged man, and a senior bench player at Arkham Asylum. There are too many uncontrollable factors.

For example, during today's practice battle, he was smiling at me, with such a charming face that he looked like a life-threatening ghost.

To be honest, I was considering the option of sneaking back to Holy See Hill a day early.

"How's it going over there with Nana? Have the screws been tightened?" In order to cover up my panic and calculation, I asked casually. Every time after training, the evil dragon Reina had to pay a visit and I was not allowed to go. It's really disgusting. , in fact, I don’t want to care about Ben Zina, I just want to see her body.

Who wouldn’t want to take a third or fourth look at a beautiful girl’s body?

"You are so evil." The evil dragon Leina pricked up her ears and subconsciously turned around to cast a wary look.

It's really rude. I think I need to explain it clearly to her: "Look what you said, I'm just caring about her body."

"Don't worry, Nana is fine and stable now. Why do I think your words sound a bit weird?"

"Which sentence? It's about tightening the screws?"

"Big...probably?"

"Do you think there are no screws in the doll's brain? Are you as naive as a child who thinks that every doll is a kind-hearted princess in distress?"

"Who would be so naive to think that a doll is a doll? But then again, isn't Nana a kind-hearted princess in distress?"

"Look, you are really naive and childish. You live in fantasy. You put the doll next to your pillow every night to say good night."

"Do you want to become a doll, you bastard!"

"Don't get excited, we are discussing whether there are screws in the doll's brain that need to be tightened or not."

"Of course not. When Nana wakes up, I will tell her all the bad things you said."

"Hmph, I'm not afraid to tell you that my forehead is super hard."

"Oh? Then do you want me to tell Walter and let him try to lift your Tianling Cap?"

"What does this have to do with Walter? This is the grudge between you and me!"

"Yeah, but what does this have to do with screws?"

"Okay, we can't keep fighting and causing trouble for everyone. Let's each take a step back. If you don't mention Walter, I won't mention screws."

"It's possible, but it always feels like something has been deceived by you."

"It's just your illusion. Now let's discuss where the winding hole of that guy is. I always thought it should be at the back of the neck. That's why I never saw the doll princess wearing a high ponytail to expose the back of her neck. She was afraid of exposing it. weakness!"

"I don't want to discuss such boring topics with you. If you insist on talking about it, just talk about your clockwork hole. I think it should be on the forehead, so next time I will suggest Nana to turn it a few times when poking it. Try it in circles, maybe it will unexpectedly make you think faster."

"You want my brain to flow out faster, you bastard!"

"You can use reverse thinking to think about it. Maybe it's because your brain is too thick and too sticky, causing your brain to turn slowly? It would be better to let some out."

"According to you, you are so violent because your brains have flowed to your fists?"

"I think I can let my fist touch a little of your brain and try it." The little female dragon's pretty face sank, and she was about to resort to violence.

"That's enough. I'm tired of these days of fighting whenever we disagree. I'm going to find a new self. Don't follow me. Let me go alone."

In everyone's dumbfounded eyes, I turned around and jumped in the direction of the sunset.

"I finally caught you, Crystal!"

"Wow, the owner is catching up with him with a scary expression on his face. Everyone, run away. Crystal didn't do anything bad!"

"When he talks about finding a new self, does he mean to go and play with Crystal and the others?" Leona pointed at a few black spots that were gradually disappearing, with a blank look on her face. She couldn't tell whether she was angry or funny, but she just thought - this is okay. ?

"The things that Your Excellency Wu Fan pursues...are always so different and unexpected." Aikarai, who is rich in knowledge, has studied ancient and modern times, and is a scholar of heaven and man, is at a loss for words at this moment.

"Maybe the elder wants to experience the fun of regaining innocence?" Bisi thought for a long time and finally found a good direction.

"I think he is returning to his ancestors. Forget it, don't worry about this guy. I'm going to take a look at Nana."

"Bis, can we train for a while longer?"

"Well, we must not disappoint the elder this time." The little maid clenched her fists and was full of energy.

That’s what I said, but I’m the one who’s helping you with your special training, and the new wine... I haven’t tasted it for a long time. I don’t have any resentment. We are all working for the same thing and in the same direction. This is good. I just feel like it. Among the trio of barmaids, Bisi looks the most like a normal person, but perhaps her thinking is the most abnormal.

On the other side, I easily caught a group of idiots trying to escape, and I found an opportunity. A few days ago, either the timing was wrong, or I couldn't meet them at all. These little guys were about to cause a scene in Dragon Paradise. No one cares, it seems that everyone is deliberately condoning their domineering behavior, so they become more and more unscrupulous.

"Whatever the owner wants to do, Crystal hasn't done anything bad!" Seeing that there was no hope of escape, Crystal subconsciously thought that I was going to beat her again, so she yelled in a childish voice, not forgetting to do a perfect squat with her head in her arms.

Unexpectedly, I ignored her and passed her, holding her head and squatting in defense.

"Cirno."

"Wow, mom's man is targeting the clever Cirno. Cirno is going to be bullied like a frog."

No, why use a frog as a metaphor? What do you usually do to frogs?

I calmed myself down, I'm just a little brat, that's not easy to coax, I think back then I also had the aura of a daddy.

Plan A: Don’t be surprised if you are polite to many people, and everyone will love your kind words.

I showed an amiable smile and stared at Cirno carefully for a few seconds. I suddenly showed a surprised expression: "Oh, I can't tell. Cirno, who hasn't seen us for a while, has grown up a lot. She is already a slim and graceful little girl. , became very beautiful.”

After a few seconds of confused silence, Cirno tilted her head.

"Is Mom's man blind? He is talking nonsense with his eyes open."

"ha?"

"How can Cirno grow up?"

"You mean you won't grow up?" I realized that I was careless and made random remarks without understanding the growth model of the anthropomorphic form of the source of magic.

"That's not to say that he won't grow up." Cirno showed a slightly confused expression.

"It's just that it won't grow up little by little like ordinary people. When the smart Cirno is strong enough, she will suddenly turn into an amazing ice queen like her mother."

As she said this, she opened up her three pairs of ice wings, showing her signature look of putting her hands on her hips and raising her chest in an arrogant manner.

Is it a direct evolution of the growth stage and maturity stage like Digital Beibei? It turns out that this is the case. I made a mistake. Speaking of which, what is going on with the weird number of onomatopoeias? What does it take to become an ice queen?

I realized it, but I didn’t give up. I felt that Plan A had not failed yet and should be effective.

"But I did compliment you on how beautiful you are, right?"

After another few seconds of silence, Cirno blinked as if she had reacted: "What is beauty? Is it fun?"

Lost, lost completely.

OTZ fell to his knees, and I realized another mistake I had made, Cirno was just a child!

"Ice, ice, be careful, the owner has bad intentions and wants to get close to you on purpose!" At this moment, Crystal, who was left behind me, was inexplicably filled with grief and anger, and rushed up to fight the fire.

"I'm not, I didn't, you're talking nonsense!"

"Hmph, what kind of virtue is the owner? The clever Crystal has already seen through it. Give up. Crystal has already seen through your plan."

"What?!"

Really? When did I try to build a good relationship with Cirno and then (help Dia) sign a magical girl contract with her? Could it be that you were talking in your sleep while sleeping?

"The owner must have been eyeing the biscuits that Bingcubi secretly hid in the morning. Bingcubi, Bingcubi, hurry up and give the biscuits to Crystal for safekeeping. Then the owner will be unable to do anything to you."

"Okay... okay." Disturbed by my sudden enthusiasm, Cirno took out the cookies from her pocket and handed them to Crystal without thinking too much.

When the biscuits were handed over, a hint of crystal flashed from the corner of Crystal's mouth subconsciously, and she suddenly woke up. In an instant, Crystal maintained a horrible greedy look and was frozen into a square ice cube.

"If you want to deceive the smart Cirno of her biscuits, bah bah bah, you still have ten thousand years left." Cirno made a face, stuffed the biscuit into her mouth, swallowed it in one gulp, and patted it. There is no bulging belly, indicating that this is the safest place to hide.

If you really can't do anything with two idiots, can't you wait until I finish my performance before acting stupid?

A hidden kick kicked away the crystal that turned into a refrigerator. Plan A failed, but it doesn't matter, I still have B.

Oh, it's plan B.

After brewing for a while, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. When I opened them again, my eyes had become affectionate and affectionate. I stared at Cirno with such eyes for a few seconds. I suddenly stepped forward and held up her little Face, carefully observe the taste.

"Look carefully...it's so similar, so similar, Cirno, why do you look so similar...like my long-lost daughter?"

Plan B: If you don't have enough affection, you'll have to use family ties to make up for it. If you don't like her well enough, you'll have to sell your integrity.

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