Chapter 3821 One Hundred Thousand Continuous Draws
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No, you showed up here unexpectedly and dampened everyone's interest. Why are you still at a loss, acting?
It doesn't look like much. Could it be that there was a problem with Gensokyo's teleportation and she was randomly brought here? Although this possibility is not impossible, it is too much of a coincidence, right?
Also, how could such a big ice giant be wiped out by her? I seriously doubt that your cat is not in Gensokyo, but that it just escaped from the Northern Undead Yard.
Before I could figure out the many doubts, the Red and White Princess was already surrounded by a group of idiots and naughty children with ferocious faces.
"Where's the big ice cube? Master Crystal, how big is that big ice cube?" Crystal's scrutinizing eyes swept from the head of the red and white princess to her feet, and then scanned back and forth several times, as if she wanted to take a look at her petite body. Here, find the hidden ice giant hundreds of meters high.
Obviously, this was impossible, so Crystal's tear glands collapsed at that time, rolling on the ground and crying loudly.
"Master, master, the crystal has been bullied by the bad guys, and the crystal has been robbed by monsters."
I should say that this silly and cute foodie is careless, but I should praise her for her great desire to survive. At least she seems to understand that the Red and White Princess is not to be trifled with, so she complains to me, hoping that I can use my fist to punish her.
In contrast, the five-color team, which had the same IQ but less strong desire to survive, began to have burning eyes and smoke from its nostrils, intending to teach the sudden disruptor a lesson.
As for Cirno, as a member of Gensokyo, she is not afraid of the Red and White Princess. She has been responsible for breaking up the house several times!
So this fool ⑨ directly lifted up the red dress of the red and white princess, which was lying on the ground like a lotus due to the kneeling posture, put his head in, and muttered something.
"Is Cirno-sama's pet hidden here by the idiot Reimu?"
I almost spit out my saliva.
What's even more amazing is that Cirno searched around in the skirt, groped around, and finally got out suddenly, pulled out a string of talismans, raised it above her head, and announced loudly.
"Cirno-sama's pet was not found, but something suspicious was found. Maybe it was sealed here by the hateful Reimu, Cirno-sama's pet!"
"It's a pity, those are my underwear." The red and white princess seemed to give up, and seemed to think of something sad again, her eyelids drooped, and she added listlessly.
"Unsellable underpants (fuck)."
I don’t even know how to complain about this scene.
"Cirno doesn't care. Anyway, idiot Reimu has to pay for Cirno's pet." Idiot ⑨ put his hands on his hips and spread out the three pairs of ice wings behind his back, with a menacing expression on his face.
"Otherwise, Sir Cirno will bring his men and demolish your home!"
Well, he is also a habitual offender.
"That's right."
"Demolish the house and demolish the house!"
The other idiots were busy making noises, looking like they had fun demolishing the house even though they didn't know what it was about.
"Wait, who is the idiot Ice Cube's man?" Crystal noticed the blind spot.
"That's right, Idiot Ice Cube is obviously the lowest ranked member of our Seven Colors Team."
"Who is the Seven Colors Team? Who wants to get mixed up with you five idiots? I am me, Sir Cirno!" Idiot ⑨ was not happy.
"All five of you, listen to me. Lord Crystal is your boss." Crystal was not to be outdone.
While these guys were noisy, I finally had a chance to ask the red and white princess what was going on.
"Why did you suddenly appear here? Where have you been these past few days? Are you back to Gensokyo?"
"No." The red and white princess tilted her head, glanced at the tea cup in her hand, and was suddenly shocked - her expression had not changed even when Cirno lifted up her skirt and pulled off the talisman paper inside.
It was only when I mentioned the unsold underwear that I became frustrated.
"What's wrong?" His expression made me nervous. Could it be that something more serious than unsellable moral integrity had happened? My hometown was demolished again?
"The tea is cold." As if her most beloved thing had been taken away, the red and white princess became dejected.
Fuck you!
But when it comes to tea, I noticed one detail, that is, the tea in the hands of the Red and White Princess was even colder than cold, and it was actually in a frozen state.
Combined with the unknown whereabouts of the ice giant, I pushed up the bridge of my nose and showed a sharp gaze. It was time for the famous detective Wu Fan to appear.
"Could it be that you...are actually an ice giant?!"
"Wu is talking weird things again. What is an ice giant?" The red and white princess turned to look at me curiously.
The famous detective of three seconds fell!
Frustrated, I did not continue to talk about the feats of the six fools, and then with a bang, the ice giant disappeared and was replaced by the red and white princess. This made it difficult not to talk about her and the ice giant. Think of it.
"I really don't know about ice giants, and I haven't returned to Gensokyo, but..."
After thinking about it for a moment, she said uncertainly: "The last memory I have is sitting by the lake, drinking tea quietly, and suddenly the idiot Cirno stirred up the lake water, and then..."
"Then what?" I seem to remember this! Who told me this!
"Then, I just wanted to sleep, so I took the opportunity to take a nap. It should be time to wake up at noon, and suddenly I found that I was surrounded by a group of inexplicable idiots. The most important thing is!" The red and white princess showed a sad and angry look.
"The tea is cold!"
No, no, no, this is no longer cold, and since you dozed off, don't blame the tea for being cold, and why did you want to sleep when Cirno poured lake water on you!
It seems that if you want to find out the truth of the matter, you have to ask that idiot⑨.
"Why do I have to tell you, my mother's men are my enemies!" Idiot 9 decisively refused.
Transform!
"Mom, Mom, Cirno remembers everything. At that time, the clever Cirno was hiding in the lake, and happened to see Reimu sitting by the lake in a daze, so he sneaked up and poured the lake water on the idiot Reimu. And he took the opportunity to freeze her."
Look at what good things you have done, naughty kid. I can only say that you did a great job.
"Then what?"
"Then?" After all, it was a memory slightly better than that of a fish. He had probably evolved into a fish when he was playing in the lake. After thinking for a long time, Cirno recalled it.
"Ah, I remember. In the past, the idiot Reimu would escape immediately and try to teach the clever Cirno a lesson. But Cirno is so smart, how could he be caught by the idiot Reimu, even though he was always caught in the end? Caught..."
"Tell the important point."
"Yes, Mom, I saw that idiot Reimu couldn't get away for a while. I suddenly remembered that I got a talisman from her last time, so I stuck it on it."
"This one?" I unfolded the things I tore off the ice giant and took a look.
"That's right, that's it."
The red and white princess poked her head over and let out an exclamation of surprise.
"I seem to understand what's going on. This talisman can make dead objects move and make puppets and other tricks."
No, you...
I don't know where to complain. I'm always at a loss for words lately. Is it because I'm getting older, or is this group of people playing new tricks?
"What a coincidence. This is a one in 100,000 chance that I got hit by you."
"The probability is one in 100,000."
"One out of a hundred thousand is successful, that's what it means."
My mind just turned around. A mere piece of talisman paper for making puppets can actually create such a powerful ice giant. Then can I ask the Red and White Princess for more puppet talisman papers and use them densely? The ice giants, stone giants, and fire giants drowned the Seven Giants in a sea of golems.
As a result, the Red and White Princess seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and said this directly, completely blocking the thought that had just emerged.
"In addition, the material also affects the strength. If the puppet is an ordinary stone, its strength is probably equivalent to that of a new adventurer." She added.
The material is not a problem. The ice energy of Saint Moon Xian Wolf will not be any worse than Cirno's. It's a pity... the probability is one in a hundred thousand.
"Okay, your use value is gone, just get out of here." I canceled the transformation.
"Mom's man is really a bad guy. He actually deceived Cirno's feelings. Just wait and see, Cirno won't let you go!"
Cirno's expression changed faster than mine, and she left angrily and harsh words. For fear of being settled by the Red and White Princess Qiuhou, she flapped her three pairs of ice wings and slipped away.
Seeing that the show was over, the rest of the fools also left the scene uninterested.
Only the red and white princess and I were left. She was holding the tea cup and looking at the frozen tea inside, in a daze, as if she still refused to accept this reality.
You've given me enough, just make another pot of tea!
Now was a good time to ask, but I slipped up at the critical moment. I didn't know how to ask, so I hesitated a few times, thinking about the one in 100,000 chance, maybe, so I blurted out.
"Big girl, how do you sell your underwear?"
After a ten-second silence, the red and white princess raised her head energetically and continued.
"Want to buy it?"
"You want to sell?"
"I couldn't have asked for it. The shrine has not been rebuilt yet, and the price of paper has increased recently. It has doubled. Alas."
What does paper have to do with shrines? Are shrines made of paper? Here I will give some popular science to the children. It does not require money to rebuild the shrine, only coolies, but the coolies must be captured by force. The combat power of the Red and White Princess comes from the talismans, and if you want the krypton gold talismans to spread all over the sky, you must Have enough paper to make.
Coincidentally, the paper in the Dark Continent is still a bit expensive. By the way, although the reward has been offered for more than ten or twenty years, I still have to bring it up again. Can anyone help me remove the statue in front of the paper factory? I will pay three gold.
"Okay, I'll buy more so that you can kill everyone when you go back and grab all the Gensokyo coolies to build a shrine for you."
"Wuke is such a good person." The red and white princess was a little touched.
"Everyone praises me so much, come on, come on, you can have as many puppet talismans as you want."
"Simple and can be made on site."
Oh oh oh, the freshly baked 100,000 consecutive draws!
"By the way, how much did it cost?" I recalled it. It seemed that the goods of the Red and White Princess were cheaper than her moral integrity?
"Chenghui, one hundred thousand gold coins."
"I will definitely do it in the future."
I knew it wasn't that simple, so excuse me and say goodbye.
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