Chapter 3812 Drinking Buddy → Dancing Buddy →? ? ?

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Although only seeing fragments of words is not a complete sentence, ordinary people may comfort themselves in their minds, ah, the other party must not have meant this, and the unseen fragments must be full of good intentions.

But I won't, because the other person is the little Loli princess who has deceived my feelings over and over again. Those words that I can't see will only be filled with more elegant and childlike complaints and malice. !

Look what she said? They even said that I must have been single for too long and gone crazy because I was talking to myself in the air!

Am I wrong to talk to the air? Ah, is there something wrong? Let me ask, who doesn’t have a strange friend who can talk into the air? Assuming that everyone has such a strange friend, it means that 50% of the people in this world will talk to themselves in the air, 50%!

In other words, this sentence can be completely converted into - this person is actually a male (female), it is really strange.

So it’s not me who’s wrong, it’s the person who said such strange things, the Loli Princess!

Looking at the words that follow, it’s even less like what a human would say. You actually said that I’ve been single for too long and I’m insane?

I, the number one harem man in the league, will stab you to death with one shot!

Men all have vanity, and I am no exception. I have to admit that when others scold me like this, I have to pretend to be annoyed and aggrieved on the surface, as if my personality has been greatly insulted. look like.

I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense! Not even close!

But in my heart, it would be absolutely false to say that there is no trace of elation and pride.

Now, this little bit of pride was torn into pieces by Princess Loli with her ruthless little hands. She told lies with her eyes open and pointed at the dragon's nose to scold the beggar.

I'm so angry. Maybe I can really try to be angry for a whole day this time.

But it's useless to get angry. I have to prove to Princess Loli that what she said is completely wrong and completely blind. I, Wu Feifan, am not a Beibi that no one loves!

Even at this time, Princess Loli has begun to merge with Ben Zina.

First of all, I pulled Tia, who was not aware of it, in my arms, and pointed at Benzina: "Did you see it, my wife!"

Then, I pulled the red-faced evil dragon Leina, held her in my arms, and pointed at Benzina: "See, my child's mother."

Finally, I pulled over the bright-smiling Miss Bai Long, hugged...ahem, held hands, and pointed at Ben Zina.

"Did you see that, I..."

I struggled for a long time and finally managed to choke out a word.

"My drinking buddy!"

"Yes, because we can't drink, we are the most compatible drinking buddies." Aikalay took advantage of the situation and took my other hand, palm to palm, chest to chest, the position was ambiguous and the expression was playful.

"Not only that, but we have another, deeper level of intimacy."

"Wha...what? Intimacy?!" The evil dragon Rena, who was blushing just now, is now a black bun.

"We are not only drinking buddies, but also dancing buddies."

As Aikalay announced the answer, they held hands and danced playfully for a while. I was so frightened that I was afraid that Miss Bailong would let go and throw me to Harrogath. .

Only then did everyone look surprised. In this suddenness, there was also a trace of undetectable sympathy. They were as evil as a little female dragon. They couldn't help but patted me on the shoulder, and their red lips trembled silently.

Be strong, don't let anyone die, try to live.

"No, no, where did the topic go? I just want to tell this guy that I am not some suspicious monkey who has been single for too long and has gone insane!"

Indeed, this guy is too stupid to be insane.

I seemed to hear the evil dragon Lena Erdia complaining like this. Before I could refute, a flash of white light struck me, and I quickly stepped aside.

Turning around, Ben Zina stared at me fiercely.

"Why, are you still reasonable?"

As expected of you, you dared to take the lead in taking action after slandering others. You are the first to complain to the evildoer. You are the Benzi Na I know. You are right!

"The monkey who peeked at other people's diaries actually dared to speak plausibly. One of them must die first!" The white light of the rapier struck again like a rainstorm.

"You write bad things about me in your diary, but you don't allow me to read it?!"

"Even if I write bad things about you in my diary, you can't read it!"

"If you dare to write, don't be afraid of others reading it!"

"On the other hand, if you write bad things about me in your diary, can I read your diary?"

I was stunned.

It's not because of the truth in Benzina's words, but because Benzina actually started to reason with me? ! ! !

If you consider these words carefully, they seem to make sense.

If I wrote a diary, then I would definitely write bad things about Ben Zina. According to this, wouldn't she also have a reason to read my diary?

This is not okay. You must not show it to her. If she sees it, wouldn't all the places where I hide my private money be exposed? !

But...it seems that it was accidentally exposed at some point? No way, I'm such a cautious person, it's impossible, it doesn't exist, my private money is super stable.

Of course, the premise of all this is that I keep a diary.

So did I write it? No.

So I feel confident.

"Watch it if you want, no! Questions!"

"Then take out the diary." Ben Zina sneered.

"It's a pity that I don't have the habit of writing a diary at all." I sneered back. Unexpectedly, since I am such a monkey, as long as I don't take any action, your imitation will have no effect on me!

"I don't believe it, unless you dig out all the paper items in your inventory."

"If you say no, then you don't have it. I'll show it to you..."

"..."

"..."

I was lost in thought.

Such as the complete set of the Duke of Beasts series, the girls' letters home, etc. It's not that big yet, the problem is!

Aleus complete set!

If it were turned out for everyone to review at this time, it would be a major social death incident of the savior and devil king.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have peeked at your diary."

"Ah, I apologized honestly."

“It’s a rare decision that takes less than three seconds to think about!”

"What weird things are hidden in the inventory? I'm getting more and more curious."

The evil dragons Rena and Tia looked shocked, and then started whispering to each other even more unscrupulously.

I said, those two over there are going too far, please keep your voice down when you bite your ears!

Sensing my warning gaze, the little girl averted her eyes as if nothing had happened, and the little dragoness responded with a provocative look, but the two of them acted in unison, moving closer to Benzina, protecting her on the left and right.

"Fanfan, it's really not good to peek into other people's diaries, and it's even worse if it's a girl's diary."

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

"Yes, yes, how can a fool like you understand the heart of a girl? You deserve to be beaten by Nana."

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

The two of them, who put on such righteous faces, were helping their best friend to vent her anger, but their eyes were not on my side at all. Instead, they frequently glanced at the diary in Ben Zina's hand, as if they were skilled fencers, constantly making mistakes. The sword shrank back to guard, moved back and forth, then took a big step unexpectedly, and quickly reached out for the stabbing sword in his hand again.

If I had to use three words to describe what I saw, that would be - plastic bestie love.

Such a small move could not be hidden from Ben Zina. She quickly hid the diary, opened her bow from left to right, and received a blow from each of them.

"Hey hey hey."

The little girl who was seen through tried to be cute and get away with it. The little dragoness reacted more straightforwardly, blushed with embarrassment, scratched her head, and was a little unwilling to give up. Her lips trembled slightly, and she seemed to want to go straight to the point and directly request to share the diary, but after He stopped the car at the critical moment and held back.

Share, share, naturally after reading yours, it’s my turn. Obviously, this little female dragon has no intention of completely wearing a pair of pants with Ben Zina. She will share everything without reservation. There is a sweetness of plastic everywhere in the air. breath.

I have to let her see what true revolutionary friendship is. Although we quarrel, we backstab, and we tear each other apart, I know that we are good friends.

"Me, me, me!" I raised my hands, inexplicably excited: "She can't do it, but we can. Let's talk to each other and share secrets."

Isn't it just the full set of Arius of social death? Let's go, give me the diary, come on, hurt each other, and see who is more evil, you or me!

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