Chapter 3804 It’s Time for Me to Shame Myself

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"Fanfan..." For some reason, Tia burst into tears. She reached out desperately and pressed my face into her arms. From the mouth of a mere little girl, I heard a gentle and tolerant tone like that of a good wife.

"Yes, that's Nana, so...so, Fanfan, let's not fight the devil anymore, let's go home, okay?"

No, what is your reaction? I'm not sick!

After breaking away from Tia, who suddenly became weird, and looking at the little doll, she looked at me with tears in her eyes. If the doll didn't have tear ducts, I'm afraid the tears would have burst.

"Sorry, I bullied Mr. Monkey before... No, it was Mr. Weird... That's not right, it was Mr. Tarasha. It was my fault. It turns out that I don't understand Mr. Tarasha at all. I was too willful."

With that said, she also lowered her head and wiped the corners of her eyes, and her tone became firm: "I didn't expect... to cause such great harm to Mr. Tarasha. We won't take the risk anymore. Let's go home. It's time to go back and apologize to the clan members." ”

No, I said, what is going on with each of you? I just wanted to make a joke and liven up the atmosphere. Why did I suddenly become the target of pity?

Of course I know that the demon king on the mortal line in front of me wearing multiple outdated cloaks, with an ordinary face under the shadow, and a personality that is incompatible with kindness, justice and bravery, struggling in all aspects, is me!

Wait, why should I accept this absurd fact as a matter of course? Isn't this strange? Why am I the devil? I'm obviously here, but who is that guy opposite? !

"What are you doing? I thought Mr. Monkey was stimulated and his temperament changed drastically. It turned out that he was just joking. Really, as a mature adventurer, don't you know that some jokes are not allowed?"

After figuring out that there was nothing wrong with my mind, the little puppet breathed a sigh of relief and immediately returned to the era of Mr. Monkey. Is this too real?

"That's right, even I, who knew everything about Fanfan, believed it to be true. Fanfan who made such a joke was really too much." Tia also protested angrily from the side, and the little girl shut up.

"But as long as Fanfan is okay, I forgive Fanfan, hey." Within three seconds, she was full of energy again and her smile was bright.

Shocked, what on earth should I be forgiven for? ! Rejected by the dream world and unable to do anything, you are now playing the role of a naughty little girl!

Closer to home, there is one thing I cannot accept.

"Why is it me who is the devil!"

To be honest, the moment I called Benzina just now, I actually wanted to use my strong spiritual power to reverse everything, follow my words and turn that ominous figure into the Benzina I wanted.

It's a pity that we are fighting on the road. The person who started all this has a very strong will on the identity of the Demon King. Unless I make a destructive twist, there is nothing I can do.

Therefore, I have to ask the initiator, the Loli princess and the little doll next to me.

this! arrive! end! yes! for! Varied! What? !

I helped you run away from home all the way, and protected you at the risk of being killed in the plot. I didn’t want to be a brave hero, but you treat me as a devil? !

"Yes, it's really strange. How come there are two Mr. Monkeys, and one of them is the Demon King." The little doll's eyes were wandering, pretending to be blank and ignorant.

"But... but... what's even weirder is... there doesn't seem to be any sense of violation at all... I don't know why..." Princess Loli lowered her head in embarrassment, and poked and entangled each other with her index fingers. Compared with the little doll trying to act stupid , the expression and mouth are much more honest.

"That's what you think, right? You just think of me as the devil, right?"

Even now, I don’t care so much. I feel so sad. I treat you as my partner, but you want to step on me to become a brave man and publish a biography. Where is your conscience!

"Actually...actually, I don't think I can blame Nana too much...haha...ah hahaha..." Little girl Tia was acting like a kid again.

"Then tell me, what's the reason?"

"Fanfan, you have been too powerful along the way. The four kings and two bodyguards were all killed in one blow. If this continues, the battle plot will be boring. At least in the final battle with the devil, you have to find someone who is a little more difficult. I’ll give you the enemy you want, but after thinking about it, Nana knows in her heart that the most powerful enemy and the only enemy that can make you feel troublesome is you, so subconsciously, the devil becomes yours. Image.”

This is too nonsense, because it cannot control the plot and gives the protagonist too powerful abilities. In the end, it is really impossible to imagine any other enemy that can be the opponent of the protagonist, so the author tells the readers that in fact, the protagonist’s final The enemy is himself, trying to fool him with some Spring and Autumn writing techniques that explore the schizophrenia of human nature, the id, the ego and the superego.

A ninth-rate writer... no, a tenth-rate writer!

Book now!

But since you overestimate me so much, I will forgive you.

Sure enough, no matter how bad the writing in this world is, or how slow the updates are, as long as the protagonist of the story is invincible and opens a harem or something, it will be forgiven by readers. I seem to have found the wealth code in a certain field, but I can't teach it to Loli. Princess, even if she is just a top-notch author.

Ahem, let's get back to the subject. In the final analysis, I was also at fault. Because I was too perfunctory to deal with the enemy at any time, the Loli princess couldn't continue. If I had known this, I should have shown the strength of the movie king level. When I encounter the strong, I will be strong, and when I encounter the weak, I will be weak. , If you don’t fight the enemy for a thousand and eight hundred rounds, if you don’t turn around and you’re seriously injured and dying, you can only rely on your memories to kill, grieve, hate, burn, and resurrect the small universe with full blood, you won’t put the original finger-sucking chicken in your lunch box.

I understand all the principles, but there is still one problem, the most critical one, that I can't figure out.

First of all, the devil in front of me was created by the Loli princess, right?

Then, the Loli princess shouldn’t know about my unlucky attribute, right?

So, then, the question is, why is he still so unlucky?

"this……"

Facing my pleading look, Tia's face turned slightly to the other side: "Because, this is the Fanfan I love so much. No one can change his appearance. He is so handsome."

Oh ah? Uh...heh.

Please imagine my expression at this moment.

Well, there is no point in fussing over it. Today I will let you see how I beat myself up.

I took two steps forward and was about to attack when the fake guy with the same face as me suddenly smiled evilly.

"Haha, you are finally here. I have been waiting for you for a long time."

Wait, why are you so unqualified and adding lines randomly? Fake people should have the awareness of fake people.

"You are the one who left us clues, why!"

On the other side, the Loli princess also entered the scene without permission. She sang and harmonized, and I, the protagonist who was about to make her debut, was instantly marginalized.

"Hmph, don't be so sentimental. I'm not helping you. I just want to defeat you myself."

Who is this disgusting man with a arrogant and arrogant tone and a disdainful tone? Is this my image in the mind of the Loli princess?

I'm dying! ! !

"That's great, Fanfan. In Nana's mind, you are a kind-hearted devil with a bit of a tough tongue." Tia is still happy for me. How long will this shameful play last? Can you give me a good time? !

"Wait a moment." With that said, the Demon King solemnly put the two urns aside with a heavy look on his face.

"These are the left and right guards who were supposed to bury you halfway, but they accidentally died in the trap."

Hey, hey, this is too careless! This way of death is too casual! At least give them a little role to show their faces! A posthumous photo is fine too! At least give me a coffin? Just two urns? !

"But it doesn't matter, I am enough to deal with you."

"What's going on with this confident and arrogant attitude? Who is the reference? I don't remember having such an attitude." I pointed at the Demon King and confirmed with Tia.

"Ah...here, when Fanfan is doing the math..."

"..."

"Wait a minute, where is His Highness?!" Princess Loli suddenly started acting out of the blue.

"Hmph, Your Highness the Prince...can't you still see it?" The Demon King covered his face and burst into laughter.

"Could it be, could it be that you are..."

"Oh, the long-lost script seems to be back on track."

"I didn't expect Nana to have such a girlish heart."

Tia and I instantly entered the state of watching a show.

"Don't you understand after seeing this face? Yes, I am His Highness the Prince."

"No, no, no, it's just because I saw this face that I don't understand why such a guy is His Royal Highness." I don't understand why I want to complain about myself, but I feel I have to.

"Fanfan is my prince."

"It's useless to say nice things. I'll still punish you as an incompetent military advisor when you go back."

"Hey, hey, I'm so shy, isn't Nana's judgment quite accurate?"

"I'll beat you up now!"

"No, although I can't make any suggestions, I can warm Fanfan's bed."

"How many times have I told you not to hug me unexpectedly? Pay attention to the impact, pay attention to the impact!"

The dog food drama has begun here, and the dog food drama is not to be outdone over there.

"Why, aren't we good friends who grew up together?" Princess Loli asked sadly.

"Friend? Haha, you are too self-righteous. In this world, no one can enter my eyes, no one is qualified to be my friend, except her..."

Oh, is this a hidden script that even I don’t know about, the bloody love triangle is finally coming? !

Even while eating melon, watching a show, and playing soy sauce, Tia and I couldn't help but tremble, and subconsciously straightened our waists and stretched our necks.

"Yes, that's it, my favorite, banana." After saying this, the devil took out one, without peeling it off, and stuffed it into his mouth, eating it with gusto.

I:"……"

Tia: "..."

It seems that Princess Loli has a deep misunderstanding of me. No, when did I become Mr. Monkey, and when did I form an indissoluble bond with Banana?

"So the purpose of your coming here..." Princess Loli was trembling with anger.

"That's right, I heard that Horadric's ancestor hid countless bananas in his tomb. They are all mine. You can't take any of them away!"

"Stop your wishful thinking, I won't let you succeed!"

Don't, let him succeed, he is just a pitiful demon king who has gone through many traps just to lose his troops for bananas!

Oh, I feel so tired.

It felt like I was playing house with a loli princess. I had to play mom, dad, grandparents, uncles, aunts, and even a monkey raised at home at the same time!

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