Chapter 3799 The Correct Way to Create a Masterpiece

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I hugged my body tightly, shivered inexplicably, and made a "hissing" sound.

"Why, Mr. Monkey finally feels cold? Could it be that Athena's curse has finally taken effect?"

"It's just a chill. I always feel like you said something outrageous. Why are you cursing me for no reason?"

"It's all because of Mr. Monkey that our journey became weird and weird, and we met all kinds of weird people."

"First, you wouldn't be able to get out without me. Third, you are the one who brought all these weird people!"

"Then why does Mr. Monkey feel cold?"

Are you changing the subject? Asshole, this is my special skill, because it can be fooled so easily?

Anyway, after we have been together for such a long time, I am almost used to the little doll's behavior of looking for trouble. After all, it was quite deserted along the way. It would be nice if you could say something nice, for example, praise me...

Uh... everyone, please help me think about it, what are my advantages?

"I just suddenly noticed that someone seemed to be staring at me."

"Are you staring at [you], not [us]?"

"Any questions?"

The little doll silently took out a mirror and placed it in front of me, as if asking, what is it about you that deserves to be stared at?

"Don't be like this, I actually have some characteristics that make me easily attract attention."

"For example?"

"..."

Damn it, a full ten seconds have passed and no one can figure it out? !

"It seems I haven't encountered any more monsters." I wisely changed the subject.

Looking forward, the coffin and the dwarf seemed to have merged into one, evolving into an evil, unspeakable creature, leading us to a path of no return.

"Anyway, if you encounter a monster, Mr. Monkey will deal with it instantly."

"Don't be like this, cheer up, you can't stop showing up just because I solved it in an instant."

"The movement was too fast and I couldn't see clearly how it was eliminated, so I couldn't turn it into a lot of invalid text to fill the biography."

"..."

Disrespect, disrespect, it turns out that we are in the same camp, and Xie's ability to complain about himself is not bad at all.

"And how much dried meat are you going to dry? Athena has nightmares every night when she sees these dried meats!"

"No, I don't want to either, but those enemies are here, and they look so...sexy." I glanced sideways at Tia, and the culprit was here.

"Then you're going to eat it if you're exposed to the sun!"

"It's not like I posted it because I wanted to eat it."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"Didn't I just say it? It's because the enemy looks very attractive."

It was so noisy all the way, but I was not lonely at all, but in the end no one could understand why the dried meat was dried, why no one ate the dried meat, and why the monsters that frequently appeared before disappeared, attracting so much attention (?) Why haven't the last two new teammates arrived yet?

After wandering around in the depths of the desert for two days, we finally found our destination near a grand canyon, which was...

"Hey, isn't this a pyramid?"

"Isn't this quite impressive? Is there any problem?"

"The problem is so big that I don't even know where to complain. Anyway, if your ancestors were alive, they would jump out of the coffin and beat you to death."

"Let's not talk about it for now." Athena seemed very excited, as if she had finally found some fun after being bored for several days.

"According to the general routine, there will definitely be a guard at the entrance."

"That seems to be the case." I was too lazy to stop her. Anyway, with this Loli princess's experience, I can't imagine any powerful enemy. Come out quickly, and then I will punch her to death.

"The pyramid that represents wisdom and courage cannot be crossed by brute force." This Loli princess warned me with a serious face. Perhaps it was because we were completely familiar with her, and she no longer stuttered when speaking recently.

"No, why does the pyramid represent wisdom and courage?"

"It doesn't matter."

No, why isn't this important? Believe it or not, it will take me a thousand blocks to hit you to death?

"Here we come!" Athena suddenly raised her head, and a strong wind suddenly blew up in the clear sky. A pair of huge wings flapped slowly, and in front of our eyes, she slowly squatted down at the entrance of the pyramid.

"Sphinx!"

"The lost virginity statue?"

"Lion! Lion!"

I have to admit, the way Princess Loli blushed and waved her little hands at me in protest was quite cute. If it were a little doll...

"Mr. Lost Monkey, please shut up and do not disturb this serious and sacred moment for Athena."

You see, that's what she would say, it's not cute at all.

"Okay, the enemy has appeared, it's my turn to take action." I swung my arm, whether it was the Sphinx or the Lost Body, I could just punch it away.

By the way, do my recent personas look more and more familiar?

"Wait, it's not the enemy."

"Nani?!"

"As I said before, this is a test of wisdom and courage, and the other party is the examiner."

"Exactly!" The whispers in the tent were somehow completely heard by the Sphinx outside, which made a deafening rumbling sound as hard and cold as stone.

"If you want to enter the pyramid, you must answer my three questions. Any wrong answer will become a delicacy between my teeth."

"A problem that cannot be solved with fists?"

I scratched my head in embarrassment. Isn't it very popular recently to solve the problem if you can't solve it? Can't we just jump on the bandwagon?

Forget it, it’s better to play it safe, not to mention...

"I don't have a very good IQ. I can't handle this kind of level. It's your turn." He gestured to the Loli princess and the little doll. As the protagonists, it's time to show your value and role.

"Come here!" The little puppet opened its teeth and claws, and it was true. It was done beautifully. I like you at this moment.

"First question!"

Bench, popcorn, happy water, I instantly entered spectator mode.

“What should I do if I’m stuck in a period of lack of inspiration when writing?”

The princess doll, who was confident and majestic one second, fell to her knees in an instant, her back was only black and white, and she looked at me asking for help.

The popcorn that had just been stuffed into his mouth fell one by one as his mouth gradually opened.

At that moment, I realized.

This is the dream of a Loli princess.

The Sphinx is a fantasy created by her.

Therefore, the problem with the Sphinx was actually a problem that she subconsciously wanted to figure out.

So, can you now understand why our well-read, wisdom-incarnated Princess Athena was instantly struck by the first question?

——This is her own problem!

Of course, this is not important. What is important is that I was brought into the pit by this guy again!

Otherwise, do you expect dwarves and orphans who are also puppets to answer this question?

But I am good at this problem!

So I decided to forgive Princess Loli. At this time, it is time to let her know the value of being an elder, a past person, and a front-runner.

"Actually, this problem is very simple. Just add a new character. New power can always bring new vitality and new inspiration."

"What if there is no way to add new characters?" Princess Loli blurted out and asked, "Hey, you should cover up for me a little bit!"

"There is still a way." I pushed the bridge of my nose and continued to choose forgiveness.

"If there is no way to add a new character, then sacrifice an old character that has no value. The tragic self-sacrifice can resonate with the readers, mobilize the readers' emotions, stimulate the readers' thinking, and make the readers' impression of the characters more Profound, thereby enhancing the ideological depth of the work.”

The more I talked, the more energetic I became. I didn’t know when I started gesticulating and foaming at the mouth.

"Do you know how to create a masterpiece in the simplest way?"

"What...what can I do? Please give me some advice!" Princess Loli's watery eyes were as bright as high-beam lights.

"If anything happens, my wife will die, if nothing happens, my brother will die. With chapter names such as [Fragrance disappears and jade dies], [I will never lose my love], it is guaranteed to be an instant hit."

"Thank you, Master, I know what to do now!" She gave me a solemn salute. Princess Loli seemed to have forgotten that she was still undergoing a test. She picked up the pen with excitement on her face and was about to put it down...

"etc!"

I jumped up, hugged her hand tightly, and cried bitterly.

I'm wrong, I'm retarded, I'm brain-dead, I'm boring, I'm a bitch!

I really knew my mistake!

So don't sacrifice me, I don't want to die!

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