Chapter 3790 Dark Mr. Wu
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"Ah, the sand monster disappeared."
The mahjong tent was surrounded by an impenetrable sand monster that was as densely packed as endless sand a second ago. It seemed as if countless bubbles had been burst, and disappeared without a trace without a sound.
"Maybe... it's because of the sand monster?" I touched my chin and pondered for a few seconds before coming to a conclusion.
"What's the meaning?"
"Because it is a monster made of sand, it is too fragile, so it was blown away by the wind and sand, just like a sand sculpture being submerged by the back waves."
"According to what Mr. Monkey said, I think it would be more appropriate to use the metaphor [the fish was drowned because the sea was too big]."
"Yes...really?"
No, this little loli looks innocent, but in fact she is not easy to fool. Is it because she has read too many strange extracurricular books?
"Mr. Monkey, he is actually a very powerful master."
"Hasn't this been discussed before?"
"I don't have a real sense of how powerful it is. Can you give me a concrete metaphor? For example, world ranking."
"Hey, do you think that world-class strong men are just cabbages? Can you just meet the world's strongest men on the road?"
"It's just an analogy, just an analogy."
"Okay, now that you said it... it's probably similar to the Horadric clan, which ranks number one in the world..."
"oh oh?"
"navy."
"Does our clan have a navy? Rather, do we have a sea here?"
"Probably not."
"Mr. Monkey, do you want to say that he does not exist here?"
"Things that don't exist can't be defeated, right? I'm trying to describe how powerful I am, okay?"
Is it an illusion? This guy's intuition is also a hundred times sharper than Ben Zina's. Is he not the same person at all? Or has his intuition also deteriorated after he degenerated into a doll?
"Narcissistic Mr. Monkey."
"Whatever you say, the enemy has been defeated and the sandstorm should be over."
"makes sense."
As the little puppet sighed, the sandstorm that had covered the sky just now disappeared without a trace. The big sun hanging high above the head, the blue sky thousands of miles away, and the sudden changes gave people a feeling of being in a dream. Feel.
I confirmed again that the biggest enemy on this journey is the Loli princess in front of me.
After walking out of the sandstorm, there is still a vast golden desert in front of us. The second problem we face is how to identify the direction in the desert and find the ancient tomb maze that leads to the depths of Schrödinger's state.
This is what I'm good at.
"Let's go this way." It didn't take a second for me to find inspiration. Some people may ask, do you need inspiration to know the way?
Yes, it is needed.
Knowing the way without inspiration is pale and empty. Even if you accidentally go on the right path, you will feel dull and completely lose the fun of the journey.
As a result, when my mood was rising, the little doll poured cold water on me: "Is Mr. Monkey going to go back and surrender?"
No, what does surrender mean? What did I do wrong that warrants me sitting in jail all day?
"So which direction do you think we should go?"
"This way." The puppet pointed in a direction that was 90 degrees away.
"No way, let's decide by guessing."
"No, no, no, this is not something that can be decided by guessing, right is right or wrong is wrong." The little doll is particularly true.
"There's really nothing we can do about you, then you go to your side, and Athena and I go this way."
"Please don't say weird things in a tone that's meant to condone wayward children."
"Since you said that for this reason, this is all you can do. It's fair to go to my side first and then yours."
"You don't need guessing or fairness to know the way. I won't stop Mr. Monkey if he insists on going back and surrendering. Please don't drag us along."
"What if I insist on going in this direction?" I sat up slowly with a sullen face, and invisible pressure enveloped the small tent.
Phew.
There was a strange sound in my ears.
Then I was dumped on the scorching sand, and the tent flew away.
Damn it, wait for me!
I'm shocked, this doll... no, this Loli princess is too straightforward in what she says and does. She throws me out of the car at the slightest disagreement? Is there any humanity left?
Damn it, the tent is even invisible! Look at this posture, you really want to get rid of me, you are not kidding!
Relying on the agility developed by monkeys climbing trees...ah, relying on my keen sense of smell, I finally caught up with this weird mobile tent, jumped hard, and lay on it.
Sizzle! ! !
Electric, electric, electric! ! !
Bone bone bone! ! !
I have to say that this thing is very functional and lives up to its reputation as an artifact.
"You guys are really going too far!" In the tent, my whole body was charred due to the electric shock, I slapped the table and shouted loudly.
"It's not because Mr. Monkey is so perverted that he still pursues us after reaching this point."
"How can I chase you if you don't run?"
"The more you chase, the more perverted you become. Of course we have to run away."
"So we can come to the conclusion that as long as you don't run away, I won't be a pervert, right." I clapped my palms, and the weather cleared up with a smile on my face.
"No, Mr. Monkey only has two types: perverted and more perverted..." The little puppet was saying some inhumane words, but was interrupted by the Loli princess behind him who pulled the corners of her clothes and whispered in her ears. The little puppet hummed from time to time. Yes nod.
"Athena just said that."
"What did you say?" I didn't think it was a good word.
"I said that Mr. Monkey has barely qualified as one of the supporting characters, and we can travel together."
"Have you agreed to travel together now? So what happened to what you said before? Are you just sending me away to cope with the situation so that you can find a chance to get rid of me?" I once again deeply understood what it means to be in debt.
But these are all trivial matters that have nothing to do with the main plot: "Why did I suddenly adapt? Did I finally discover it... humph."
After scratching my head and posing for a while, I raised my head confidently: "I am that handsome elf brother who is elegant, funny and a little bit carefree."
My surname is Wu, whose name is elegant. Of course I am elegant. I am also very funny and I am very funny. I have a lot of wives and attendants and I am very carefree. I am handsome... It depends on people's aesthetics. Veras praised me. Very attractive.
"A pitiful single middle-aged barbarian uncle with dark skin, straight temper, simple and silly smile, taciturn and failed to find a wife after fifty blind dates, but inexplicably took risks to make money to support his seven daughters." Princess Loli pierced the heart with an arrow.
Damn it, why!
And there seems to be more strange settings.
"Everything else is good, especially the IQ is in line with the setting, but it talks a bit too much and is not taciturn at all." The little doll protested dissatisfied.
"Ana, don't be like this, we can't ask for too much."
"Do you think I can be a barbarian at my height?" I couldn't help but snap.
"makes sense."
"So...an old dwarf with a red neck, a vulgar language, a greedy nature, and a kind nature, who spends all his time thinking that marriage is the grave of life, and love is the enemy of a warrior, but every time he sees Mr. Elf easily chatting up a young and beautiful woman, he has a hollow look in his eyes? "
Stop talking, please stop talking, the old dwarf is so miserable!
"That mysterious Far Eastern tribesman who has no sense of existence is also a man. How about changing the setting to a man?" I settled on the next best thing and said one thing. Except for the gender accident, in other aspects, I feel that the setting is quite suitable for me. This character I want it.
"It's not impossible to..." Princess Loli lowered her head silently, her brain seemed to be running at high speed, revising the plot in her mind.
"The characters have been revised and the plot has been significantly revised."
"Oh, that's great. From now on, I will be that mysterious man from a distant tribe who has no sense of existence." I was a little touched. After knowing Princess Loli, she finally did something good.
"You do not deserve."
"???"
"The only one left who fits Mr. Monkey is an orphan boy. There's really nothing I can do about it, even though in terms of age and personality..."
"I'd better be a dark-skinned savage."
"Oh...Okay." Shocked by the tragic aura I suddenly exuded, the little puppet was stunned for a moment, and finally made his decision.
"Here we come." Princess Loli suddenly said mysteriously.
"Even more terrifying than the sand monsters are the lizard warriors who like to hide under the dunes and ambush passing caravans!"
Whoosh whoosh! ! !
As she finished speaking, hundreds of sand pillars suddenly rose up from the calm sand dunes, and hundreds of slender and strong figures appeared under the sun...
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