Chapter 3802 I Believe You... Dish!

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"etc!"

The mobile tent had just crossed the dividing line between the light and shadow between the entrance of the pyramid and the outside world of the desert. Princess Loli raised her little hand slightly, her face solemn. In my eyes, she looked like she was about to cause trouble again.

"I feel that this ancient tomb in front of me is not simple."

"I think so too, do you have any clues?" I echoed boredly, yawning and looking around, trying to have some fun.

"The ancestors will definitely leave many difficult tests for us inside. Only the best tribesmen can reach the deepest place and obtain the treasures."

"Oh oh oh."

I think if your ancestor really existed, the first thing he would do is to beat your unfilial descendant to death.

By the way, although I have complained about it before, are you really not going to use the setting of the Demon King anymore?

"We, the Horadric clan, are by no means brutal, violent and rude people, so the test left by our ancestors cannot be passed simply by using brute force."

It’s coming, I exclaimed, I’m an expert, I’m afraid this Loli princess wasn’t a game planner in her previous life, and she was very good at playing with the scene restrictions. The so-called generation of versions of gods was created by these idiots who like the new and hate the old.

"Then...what should we do?"

"It seems that we can only sneak." Princess Loli crossed her arms and nodded firmly.

"..."

No, you are a Horadric, you don’t use wisdom or magic to solve problems, but you want to engage in stealth? Or are the Horadric tribe 30,000 years ago somewhat different from the Horadric tribe I know now?

Pronounced Horadric, written Assassin?

If this is the case, then all I can say is, my lord, times have changed, and the Horadrics can become barbaric and rude. You see, the Vikings can be Assassins!

Looking at the ghostly expression on my face, Princess Loli looked like a primary school student who brought home a duck egg. She lowered her head in embarrassment and muttered in a low voice.

"Because...because, if it were a serious test of magic ability, wouldn't it be just like an exam? This is a journey full of memories."

Okay, I can understand your mood, and it’s hard to accept this reason, but you still have to ask questions clearly, otherwise you will be tricked again every minute.

"What if the enemy discovers it?"

"Then it will..."

"That will happen?" I swallowed hard, but don't kill me in the plot, brother, the monkey's life is also a life!

"Then it will be teleported back to the entrance."

"..."

It seems that on the key issues, this little loli is still very stable, cautious and conscientious, which is very good, so I feel relieved.

"But isn't our tent a little too conspicuous? Not to mention it is not conducive to sneaking. If we encounter a narrow passage in the ancient tomb, we may not be able to pass through it."

I reminded you that what comes next is not a vast desert. You can drive any size car and drift as much as you want. It’s time for you, the otaku princess, to step out of your comfort zone and accept the severe test of the outside world and the influence of your ancestors. The raised club broke the leg.

"That makes sense." Princess Loli suddenly realized it. Just when I thought she was going to stand up and walk out, she just lightly snapped her fingers.

Then, there was no change in the space inside, but the shape of the tent completely changed, becoming smaller and more convenient.

"That's good. It shouldn't be discovered so easily. As expected of an experienced adventurer, thank you for the reminder."

What else can I say, I can only continue to repeat that sentence, the artifact can really do whatever you want.

"It's just... why did it become a coffin?"

"Because it's inside an ancient tomb, wouldn't it be easier to find it if it became a coffin?" Princess Loli tilted her head and looked at me.

What she said made sense, and I was speechless.

As a result, the team ended up with a dwarf in the front stepping on a small coffin to explore the way, and a large coffin sneaking behind.

"???"

This situation gave me an indescribable sense of cognitive confusion. My head first tilted 30 degrees, then 60 degrees, then 90 degrees, and finally 180 degrees... Sorry about this It really can't be done.

All in all, I was very confused, and I always felt like a lot of the common sense in my mind was shattered at this moment.

But don’t tell me, turning into a coffin shape really works. Just now, I watched a group of people pass by a group of mummies, safe and sound.

There was even a mummy that saluted us!

This world is so weird.

No matter how weird it is, it’s good to be able to touch it. After sensing the comfortable atmosphere, I came back to my senses and thought about whether to chat with Dia for a few words, or to play with the little doll and listen to her bad mouth. .

Finally, his eyes fell on Princess Loli and found her lying on the desk, still gesticulating with her notes.

Could it be that the previous settings are going to be restored again?

I leaned forward out of curiosity and pretended to mention it casually: "Why, where is your biography?"

"I can't write anymore. After thinking about it, I just ended it."

Rumble——Breaking news! ! !

"Then... what are you writing now?" He shook his head and raised his forehead. It's really yours, Athena. I haven't learned the good things. The author has learned all the bad habits without a teacher.

"Actually, I have thought about it carefully. I have no experience at all and am of no use. As the protagonist, I am really too reluctant."

"You can't say that..." I comforted subconsciously.

"You are still somewhat useful in creating conflicts and adding difficulty."

Right, right? If a novel has no contradictions or opposites, then it is just a chronicle. In this regard, Athena is quite capable.

But, is this really a comfort?

Fortunately, Princess Loli seemed to be immersed in her own world and didn't hear what I was saying.

"So I thought about it again and again. Even if I want to leave something in this world, there is no need to forcefully write a biography about myself. If I think about it differently, as a teammate of the protagonist - such an existence can also achieve the same goal. Purpose?"

"Oh, I see, that's it. I seem to understand a little bit, but I only understand seven points. Can you tell me more simply and directly?"

"To put it simply, I plan to re-write a biography with you as the protagonist, and I will appear as a teammate from the beginning of the journey and accompany you until the end."

"The title of the book is - Mr. Monkey's Wonderful Tree Climbing Adventure." The little puppet jumped out to show its presence.

Okay, it’s decided, let’s divide the travel belongings and let’s break up!

"No, you can't write anything else. You see, I'm just ordinary, so there's nothing to write about."

"Indeed, a mediocre move killed the Four Heavenly Kings."

"It's not that exaggerated." I gave up embarrassedly. Didn't I do it in batches? I had to use at least two moves.

"The Demon King's two great guards were not a big deal either. They didn't even have time to scream."

Wait, when did the two guards appear? !

"Except for the last demon king, nothing can stop his evil footsteps."

What? Is the Demon King that strong? !

No, this is not what I should complain about. Why the evil footsteps? What kind of shameful deeds have I done secretly while I've been with you all this time? !

Athena, you won't listen to this little doll's nonsense, right?

I feel that Princess Loli is still a normal person with a certain amount of common sense. I look forward to it, and I can see at a glance that she is writing hard and writing with a flood of inspiration.

I was so naive, this is a family.

"In the end, even the Demon King was no match for Mr. Monkey." The little puppet continued her performance.

"What should I do?" I was shocked, as if I was not talking about myself.

"The devil has been defeated."

"You lost too cleanly. As the biggest villain, how about giving him more fighting scenes?"

"Looking at the corpse of the Demon King, Mr. Monkey trembled for a while and suddenly felt dull."

Shocked, what on earth did I do to the devil's body? !

"A feeling of loneliness came over me."

Masters are lonely.

"So I decided to become the devil myself."

Although it was a huge reversal that shocked my mother, I don’t know why I suddenly understood this decision.

"From then on, I lived a happy and ordinary life with the devil's corpse."

I'll kill your horse!

While I was chasing the little doll, Princess Loli's pen kept writing. Page after page of manuscript paper filled with text fell like snowflakes. If I had time to complain, I would definitely make a comment.

High yield like a sow.

With a creak, the little doll suddenly came to a sudden stop, and the person chasing me was caught off guard, and my face suddenly collided with it.

Because it’s a doll, it doesn’t hurt at all.

"Look, there seems to be writing on the wall in front?"

"Where is it?" I instantly forgot the unhappiness I had just felt, and my mind was astonishingly large.

"It's on the left wall at the corner of the road ahead."

"Let me see, there is a line of words that says [Be careful, there is a falling rock ahead]."

"Then you should go to the right." The little doll nodded honestly.

"etc."

In the far western desert, the rainy season has passed, and it’s the season for adventurers to come out to mate. Yes, as an experienced lone ranger, the unyielding waves in the cesspool have eaten the salt of the Mibi little fox. There are many old-timers who pull their hips, but at this moment, I have to stand up again and teach these newbies how to become a successful adventurer.

"Based on my years of experience, this statement is the real trap."

"What?" The little puppet, who didn't understand the sinister nature of human nature, was stunned on the spot, as if he had seen the ugly side of human nature for the first time.

"So, we should do the opposite and go this way."

"As expected of Mr. Monkey, I have changed my mind about you."

As soon as he finished speaking, a stone ball with a diameter of several meters fell from the sky and hit the coffin board directly.

There was a flash of white light and we were back at the entrance.

"As expected of Mr. Monkey, I have changed my mind about you."

In the same sentence, the words are exactly the same, so why do they sound different?

Could it be that this is the legendary way of making a positive out of a negative?

Returning to that fork in the road again, I didn't give up. I felt that this might be a setting where I had to die once to pass. At this time, it would be really stupid to just walk to the other side, so I got closer and planned to observe carefully, and I had to read the words. A sinister conspiracy.

As a result, I really made a new discovery. After this sentence, there is a line of words smaller than a mosquito.

Be careful, there is a falling rock ahead - the devil.

I:"……"

Little doll: "..."

Athena: "..."

I, who call myself the little prince of complaints, can't say a single word at this moment.

It feels like all you have to do is smile at times like this.

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