Chapter 3836: Hamburger Hot Fish, Already Amazing

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The old father-in-law took the breaded fish (?) expressionlessly, stuffed it into his mouth expressionlessly, and chewed it expressionlessly, like a gourmet judge who has no emotions.

"No, Uncle Hardy, this is not for you to eat..." I didn't expect it to come out like this, and I had no time to stop it.

"Test the poison, test the taste." The expressionless old father-in-law said expressionlessly.

You...you are actually a loyal minister of the Dragon King?

I was shocked at this moment. I had always thought that the biggest enemy of the dragon clan was hiding in the dining hall. Every day I thought about what made the dragon king feel desperate and angry about this world without delicious food and committed suicide. Unexpectedly, Uncle Hardy, who seemed to have thick eyebrows, The spy who is so eye-catching is actually a loyal person pretending to be a traitor? !

I was in awe. Sure enough, a person cannot be judged by his appearance, and a fat man cannot be judged by his strength. If you think about it carefully, which novel has the protagonist without a fat best friend who has been loyal to him since childhood? Perhaps this is what the old father-in-law set up, that stinky brother next to the Dragon King!

Maybe his status in the dragon clan is not high, but his status in the heart of the Dragon King is irreplaceable.

"What do you think of the taste?" I felt that the image of my old father-in-law suddenly became taller, and my tone became more flattering.

"It's okay." The old father-in-law wiped his mouth expressionlessly, ordinary stuff.jpg.

It's okay? !

No, ahem, I mean, it’s just okay? This is a new delicacy made by combining the grilled fish technique that I have practiced for many years, plus the two slices of Sanwu mysterious bread that I bought at an unknown time and place with how many copper coins and how long they have been stored. It can be said that , it appeared for the first time on this continent.

"Bring it here." He stretched out his hand to me expressionlessly.

"???" I, a black man, have three question marks.

"Don't you want me to bribe the boss? Make me a new one exactly the same as before."

"Oh... oh, ok, ok." I realized then that my father-in-law meant that the taste was up to standard and that Dragon King could have a try.

He actually passed the test? !

No, no, no, I mean, it’s just qualified, not excellent?

And what you want is exactly the same? I have lived for more than a thousand years and have never heard such a strange request.

The problem came, I found that I had no bread. The two slices were accidentally forgotten in the corner and I found them after searching. I remember that after taking the Holy See as the foundation, I seemed to have never bought similar dry food again. So I can guarantee that it is definitely the 1982 Lafite in the bakery world. One bite is worth a month's salary. It is extremely luxurious.

Now, the 1982 Lafite is gone, what else can I come up with to recreate the deliciousness just now?

"Cousin meow, cousin meow, Finnie, here are some slices of bread, meow." Seeing my predicament, my hospitable distant cousin immediately raised her hand.

"What year?" I made a mysterious gesture. I don't want the freshly baked one. It's too cheap and not worthy of my grilled fish.

Feini instantly understood what I meant and leaned forward to whisper in my ear.

"Don't worry, cousin, it's the dry food I prepared when I went to rob the tomb."

"So cruel?" I was shocked. I originally thought that the 1982 Lafite was luxurious enough, but Fini gave me a bottle of Five Star Maotai directly!

I touched a piece and it was as hard as a brick. It was not the baguette from 1982 that I wanted. It was very beautiful.

Another grilled fish (just in time), perfect!

Seeing my old father-in-law put away my creative gift and quickly showing a sweet smile, I felt that it was done.

"By the way, Uncle Hardy, what are you doing here?"

After a short interlude, I realized that I went to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. This was the first time that my old father-in-law came to our residence. It couldn't be that he just came to visit us now. He was about to leave.

"Looking for you."

"Looking for me? Is something wrong?"

"You should have had enough fun conveying the Dragon King's will. If you don't have anything else important to do, go back quickly. Don't waste time here."

It's okay to play, but have you ever seen a game where you get beaten every day? Have you ever seen someone being hung upside down in front of a house? Is this your dragon clan’s unique way of hospitality?

I seriously suspect that my old father-in-law has added fuel to the Dragon King's words. He must have spoken kindly, saying that the alliance is in crisis and it is not advisable to stay for a long time. He will visit again in the future and will be waiting for you. He will offer three sacrifices and five fruits and wish the Holy See a successful victory. So much.

As a result, when it came to my father-in-law, he just stopped playing and got out of here.

But after thinking about it for a moment, I felt that I had misunderstood my father-in-law. He might have meant something else.

It's time to send you to the guillotine, and the axe-wielder is Walter.

It’s not that you really want me to do it, but you want me to die quickly. What a simple and irritable daughter-in-law, I’m not alone in my ways.

But he never thought that his family was so unfortunate that his daughter would actually instigate him, a loyal cook, to murder the Dragon King for a stinky man. He was so angry that he couldn't survive this day.

As soon as my thoughts changed, I clarified all my thoughts and felt that my life could be saved from the manic Walter.

"It's easy to talk, Uncle Hardy, when you brought good news from Lord Dragon King, I immediately packed up my travels and returned home without saying a word."

"Then it's settled, you can start cleaning up now." The old father-in-law's confident look is very much like the fat and stinky brother next to the protagonist.

Wait, maybe the Dragon King is also a fat man? Are the two fat and attracted to each other?

No, no, no, this is impossible. With the cooking skills of my old father-in-law, it would be strange to be able to feed the Dragon King into a fat man. It was Long Qiang who made the macho man cry without suffering from anorexia.

Watching my old father-in-law leave, I began to wonder who should help me untie the rope, that... Bisi? What reason should I use to ask her? If I have it, I can play the emotional card. How about we have a drink and you will call me daddy from now on?

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On the other side, Hardy was busy returning to life after leaving.

"Supreme Dragon God, I have followed your will and told the other party to leave Dragon Paradise as soon as possible."

"Well, you did a good job." Three pairs of bright eyes lit up in the chaotic darkness.

"But, I don't understand. Since you, the Supreme Dragon God, intend to cultivate that human being, why are you so anxious to let him leave?" Hardy felt that Shangfeng was playing a game of chess, but he couldn't understand it. At first glance, it seemed that he was moving step by step. As steady as an old dog, the flying dragon rides on his face, but thinking about the great disasters that the dragon clan has encountered every time, he is a bit clever.

Although it's a bit disrespectful to think so, but... couldn't he be playing Ludo with his eyes closed?

"The goal has been achieved, why force you to stay? You don't need to ask any more, everything is under my control." The three pairs of eyes flickered, exuding boundless majesty from the darkness.

"Respect the will." Hardy was overjoyed. Did he hear it? Did he hear it? Everything is under the control of the boss. How confident and proud he is. This time he is safe.

"Right." He thought of something and took out the... uh. Big universe or something.

"The other party said that he was very grateful for our great help this time. He would like to offer a unique and innovative delicacy in return. I thought about it and realized that all of this is the will of the Supreme Dragon God, so this gift of thanks is also You should accept it."

"I understand, put down the gift and step back."

Watching Hardy leave, the three pairs of sharp eyes all became lazy, and fell to the ground flickering. In the darkness, a storm that could destroy the six-winged strong man was strong, and the owners of the three pairs of eyes seemed to be yawning. .

How else can I explain it? Do you want me to tell the truth, am I doing this to get Lord Holy Sword and the inexplicable dream to leave as soon as possible? Don’t you have to worry about yourself all day long and have trouble eating or sleeping?

However, if the appearance of Lord Holy Sword gave me a 90% certainty, the appearance of the dream this time gave me a 100% certainty.

That human being is that adult.

He appears again.

This time, I have discovered it early and should be able to deal with it calmly no matter what happens.

He even made plans one step ahead of that insidious guy Angel, sending the princess off, teaching martial arts, and tying the adult to the dragon clan's cart without leaving any trace.

Angel, now I am more skilled. I am looking down at you from a higher place, hey hey hey.

After laughing enough, my eyes fell on the [unique] innovative food.

In the darkness, it seemed as if a dragon claw suddenly poked out from the void. What kind of dragon claw was it? Even the tip of the claw was as huge and towering as a dragon's nest thousands of meters away. There were intricate textures on the nails. They are densely covered like capillaries, and each one contains a destructive law. Even just a glance is enough to completely annihilate an ordinary strong man from body to soul.

This huge, indescribable claw that surpasses [Seli], its most tip part is as big as a human fingernail, gently, gently, on the piece of [Hamburger Hot Fish], He tapped slowly and rhythmically several times.

There was no way that the hamburger hot fish could withstand such an existence, but it just made a crisp sound as if it had been knocked to death by an ordinary person.

Yes, the crisp sound seems to say, my body is stiff.

As a result, the owner of the paw fell into deep contemplation for several minutes. Then, he gently picked up the [Hamburger Hot Fish] with the tip of his paw. The huge mountain-like paw was like a big man, carefully pinching a piece of fish with his fingertips. Just...amoeba?

Immediately, with a flick of his paw, the Hamburger Hot Fish disappeared into the chaotic void.

At the same time, on the other side, by a river with beautiful mountains and clear waters in Dragon Paradise, a piece of hamburger fell from the sky and hit the red and white princess sitting on a big rock by the river, drinking tea.

It hit her bow so much that it became crooked.

"Dream." The majestic voice of the Supreme Dragon God rang out all around.

"My third sister, you come to my place. I have never been able to fulfill my duty as a landlord. After thinking about it, I think it is probably the only one that is worthy of entertaining you and making you happy."

After saying this, leaving an unfinished tone of voice that everyone understood, the Dragon God slipped away.

The red and white princess covered her head, straightened her bow, and calmly took a few sips of hot tea to calm down her shock. Then her eyes fell on the hamburger hot dog that fell on top of the teapot and smashed the teapot into pieces.

I thought about it all afternoon.

night……

"Do you have something good that you want to share with me?" I couldn't suppress the shock in my heart, my voice was high. This is the red and white princess, the poor moral witch who betrayed her moral integrity in order to raise money to rebuild the shrine... Oh, I was wrong. Selling my integrity was not because of poverty, but because of my only interest.

What good stuff can she come up with? Could it be half a steamed bun picked up on the ground, or a meat bone snatched from the mouth of a Pekingese dog (laughs).

Seeing the red and white princess slowly taking out the 1982 hamburger hot fish, my smile gradually became dull.

This... this, this...

All I want to know now is, what kind of wonderful journey has this Han... oh, this Big Universe Galaxy Texas Hamburger Hot Fish gone through in just half a day?

Maybe it will be more magical than everything I have experienced since I traveled here?

. . .