Chapter 3871 Dragon King:? !

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Dear father-in-law (crossed out) Uncle Hardy:

It has been a week since I said goodbye to you and left Dragon Paradise. There is a saying among humans that one day is like three autumns after not seeing each other. This means that we have not seen each other for almost twenty years.

It's been such a long time without you realizing it. How are you now? Are you still healthy? How about when you go to the toilet? If you are constipated, please be sure not to eat what you have made. I brought you a few boxes of instant noodles. You can make do with them. No matter what, they are better than pigs (cross out the heavy ones) because I heard It is said that being too busy at work can lead to constipation.

Lena and I are doing well, except that we occasionally think of you when we go to the toilet. Lena always says that you are too fat and you should lose weight. In my opinion, it is okay, but your belly is a bit big. Standing with Lena Together, I feel like you are more like a pregnant woman. If you really want to lose weight, I suggest you not eat the food you make. After all, it is really difficult to digest. I thought about it and decided to give you a few more boxes of instant noodles. Although It’s not a healthy food, but it’s better than (cross out), but it tastes good, makes you full, and is easy to digest.

In addition, is Uncle Walter okay? Could you please give me a greeting? Is his injury healed? Is his leg sharp? I used unfair means to win against him. I am very sorry. Tell him that he I will definitely make good use of the sword that was lost to me, and will not let him down. Aikalay said that she will go to Qiaxi today, planning to melt the sword first, refine and break down the materials, and then build it. I haven't decided what to do yet. If Uncle Walter has any good suggestions, he might as well reply to the letter.

I have no other intention in writing this letter. I just want to care about everyone's health. I would like to ask you to do a little favor, point out the direction, and give me some suggestions. I have already helped me enough for my trip to Dragon Paradise. Not long after I came back, I had to open my mouth again, which was really hard to say. Rena saw that I was in trouble, so she took the initiative to ask Ying to help me open this door. It was hard to refuse her kindness. In addition, she was already pregnant with my child, so our relationship was indistinguishable. I shamelessly let her do the writing for me. I wish you good health and progress in your cooking skills.

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Stupid stupid fat dragon (smudged horizontal line) Hardy, your daughter is in my hands now. If you have some sense, I can help you. Otherwise, I can't guarantee what will happen to your daughter, Jie Jie Jie.

"..."

After Hardy read the last word, he held the teacup in both hands and looked out into the distance through the door. His eyes were deep and melancholy, as if he had accumulated thousands of years of emotion. In a trance, a drop of crystal water slid down his cheek and dripped into In the teacup.

"Hardy, what's wrong with you? Could it be that Lord Dragon God has given instructions again?" Seeing him motionless like a stone sculpture, with an unspeakable desolation and confusion on his back, Fix couldn't help asking worriedly.

"See for yourself." Hardy handed the letter over, changed his position, held up his chin with his fingers intertwined, fell into deep thought, and then sighed deeply.

"I just had a ridiculous thought in my mind for a moment."

"Leona... maybe she is a good match for that human kid... Do you think I am old and confused?"

"This..." He quickly read the letter and understood the faint sadness that Hardy exuded from the inside out. Fix felt that this question was not easy to answer, so he had to drag someone into the water out of caution.

"Perhaps this is the deep meaning of Lord Dragon God." Fix stroked his white beard, and a bright light flashed from the corner of his eyes: "Look, that feeling almost jumped out of the letter paper."

"What does it feel like to be a stupid couple?"

"This...how to understand it depends on each person." Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Fix quickly made up for it.

"Hardy, Leona is still young, has a simple personality, and is inexperienced. She will get better gradually in the future. Besides, isn't there Ekarei on her side to help? Just like you and me."

"Are you saying that I was like Leona when I was a child, that I was stupid and innocent? You are so slanderous!"

"Really?" For this reason, Fix also risked his life. He sneered: "Except for you, I can't remember any other generation of dragon kings who were so stubborn that they insisted on fighting the mermaid king in the sea. The ultimate state of the underage dragon king fighting against the mermaid king is still a good story about our clan."

"What do you know, Fix, do you still have any dragon pride in your heart?" Hardy slapped the table and stood up, foaming at the mouth: "I just want to prove that even if I am underage, even if we are in the sea, we The dragon is not afraid of any opponent."

"Is this the reason why you keep losing in battles?"

"Winning or losing is really that important? Fix, you are too utilitarian. I don't want to discuss this with you." Hardy made a stop gesture and counted the time.

"It should be about the same."

"What's almost done?"

He pushed out a covered basin from his arms and opened the lid. Inside was hot instant noodles at just the right temperature.

"Suck, suck..."

A bolt of lightning flashed through Hardy's mind, and his eyes suddenly widened: "This smell... this smell is actually..."

"Is this instant noodles?"

"Do you want a bite?" Hardy pushed the basin over.

"No, I'm not like you."

"It tastes really good and is very convenient. The name is apt."

"Are you talking about this Sifan brand, or instant noodles?"

Hardy silently put down his fork, and the instant noodles suddenly no longer smelled good.

"Then, let's continue the topic we just talked about."

"Of course, do you still remember how many times you lost to the Mermaid King Eric?"

"It's not this topic, it's the business before, about the next five hundred years of our dragon clan's plan."

"Looking at you, do you think you have something interesting?"

"Yes, I plan to stock up on flour in large quantities."

"Flour? Even if the Three Realms War is coming, no matter how tragic it is, as the top of the food chain, we won't be hungry, right?" Fix frowned and said to himself.

"At least I haven't heard of it. Even during the Doomsday War, our dragons were hungry, but there are exceptions to everything. It's not a bad thing to stock up on food, Hardy..."

"What I mean is." Hardy waved his hand to interrupt the other party: "I want to hoard flour to make instant noodles, Julong brand... no, Harley brand instant noodles, sell them at a loss, and kill Sifan brand within three years!"

"I just ate instant noodles. The making techniques of the fried noodles and the seasoning packets are very simple. I already know them well. With my skills..."

"In less than three years, there will be no more survivors on the mainland, right?"

"Fix, you are getting old and it's time to retire. Let's replace Loyle as the great elder tomorrow."

"If you don't tell me, I've had enough of you, this unreasonable guy."

The two old men glared at each other for a few times, and finally both showed bored expressions. Hardy continued to suck noodles, and Fix's eyes fell on the letter paper again.

"I talked a lot of nonsense, but completely missed the important point. What kind of help do you want to help? I didn't write it at all. Did I miss it?" Fix rubbed the letter paper carefully to prevent overlap, and then turned his eyes to the envelope. Check to see if there is anything missing.

There is no overlap or omission in the investigation. There is no doubt that they are a stupid couple.

"There is a saying in human beings, one person is short-term and two people are wise. Why do I feel that when the two of them come together, they become even more stupid? I remember that my Leona was not like this before." Finished the last sentence. After a mouthful of noodle soup, Hardy shed tears of regret.

"It's so delicious... No, I just want to say that I really shouldn't have turned Leona into a golden retriever and kicked her out of Dragon Paradise."

"Isn't this the will of Lord Dragon God?"

"It is indeed your will to seal the power out of Dragon Paradise, but turning into a dog... was my idea. Didn't I think that dogs are more... low-key and versatile? If I had known, I would have turned into a monkey."

"Why monkey?"

"Because monkeys are smarter. Now I wonder if Leona's IQ has dropped because she turned into a golden retriever."

"I feel like you should be the one whose IQ has dropped."

"In short, this is all that human's fault!!"

"It's useless for you to yell at me!"

"I'm going to reply."

"You switch moods too quickly."

"Oh, by the way, don't forget to show this letter to that brat Walter."

"Don't worry, no one will miss him. He's been very annoying recently. He keeps dangling in front of me with a broken sword!" When it comes to cheating his son, Fix said no one can be more professional than him. .

"There is nothing serious in this letter. How are you going to reply?"

"Simple." Hardy found two pieces of letter paper, and with a swipe of his pen, he wrote it in the blink of an eye.

On the first page, a "?" filled the stationery.

On the second page, a "!" filled the letter paper.

"Let's go!"

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