Chapter 3897: The Macho Man Takes a Vacation

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"I lost."

As soon as she left the Spider Demon God's house, the evil dragon Reina knelt on the ground with a thump, bit her lips, clenched her fists unwillingly, her hair falling to the ground, and declared a defeated dog.

"It's just a meal, that's all." I was shocked.

"This damn delicious food actually made me indulge in it and forget the original purpose, you bastard!" Bang bang bang, the little female dragon beat the floor and shed tears of regret.

"You've eaten enough." I was surprised again. I forgot to eat too much because it was so delicious. Isn't this a bit contradictory? If it tastes good, eat more.

"I don't care, it's all your fault!"

I shouldn't have cared about this little female dragon. You see, she turned her anger on me.

"It's all because of you bastard. Why are your cooking skills so bad? Change it! Give me something new! It must be more delicious than that unknown spider!"

The little female dragon clutched my collar and shook it desperately, looking like a frustrated, incompetent, angry and bullying little woman.

It's also like a cute cat lady facing the screen, pressing her master's head and screaming, making me become a nerd.

"How do you say this? You are the one who is at odds with the Spider Demon God. You should be the one competing in the cooking skills competition, right?" I picked my nose and let the little dragon sway unmoved.

"Huh? Why does it have to be me? Why does it have to be me? It should definitely be you, right! Use your stupid brain and think about it carefully. What's the use of trying to become stronger? Anyway, you will definitely not be as good as me in the future. , it’s better to master a cooking skill with peace of mind and use some of your spare energy, right, right!”

"Is this guy so excited that he goes crazy?" I pointed at the little female dragon and looked at Aikalay.

"There is no way, Reina is very competitive, she will not be able to accept losing to her enemy for a while." Miss Bailong cast a look of helpless sympathy.

"Hasn't she lost too many times? After being humiliated by Aelia in this way, she can still be so strong? I really want to see what kind of arrogant face she used to have. Does she even dare to pick out the dragon king's reverse scales?"

"..."

That's really brave, Aikalay thought silently in her heart, after all, she is the strongest, noblest, proudest and cutest princess in the entire world.

"It's so noisy. In short, from now on, all women who are better at cooking than me are enemies!" Seeing that she was being ignored and put on the sidelines, the little female dragon broke the jar and declared loudly.

"Vilas, how do you feel about the increase in your enemies?" I raised my hand to stop the little dog that happened to be passing by.

"This... what should I do?" As Yamato Nadeshiko caressed her cheek as tenderly as water, Vilas showed a troubled look. Suddenly something came to her mind, and she patted her palms lightly, revealing a look that made the macho man do the same. A melting smile.

"How about I cook a delicious meal for Reina and we become enemies from now on?"

"Okay, okay, that's it." The little female dragon, who originally wanted to deny it, started wagging her butt happily as if she had a dog's tail when she heard that there was something to eat. She immediately abandoned me and ran towards Vilas. .

"keep your word."

"Well, how about... let's make you a midnight snack tonight?"

"Long live Vilas, I love you the most." The little female dragon hugged Vilas, lifted her up high, and spun around in circles, bouncing like a Erha.

In this way, it only took less than three seconds for the greatest enemy that Vilas had ever encountered in her life to successfully defeat the opponent's will and tame it. The whole process was completed in one go.

It’s scary. Maybe the most scary person in the family is Vilas!

At this time, Aikalay quietly came over and exhaled like a orchid: "Actually, Reina has been practicing her cooking skills recently, and this happened to her. It hit her a bit hard. I hope you can understand."

Practicing cooking skills? she? Aikarai and I looked at each other for a few seconds and blinked.

Speaking of which, I did occasionally see her figure in the kitchen recently, so I thought she was stealing food and didn't pay much attention.

"So what kind of whim did she have?"

"This time is not a whim. I have been persisting for a long time. This is a very rare thing." Aikalay seemed to be gradually exposing more and more of the unknown side of the little female dragon to me.

"Rare? Does that mean she used to spend three days fishing and two days drying nets?"

"You can't say that. For Lena, many things are too simple. They can be mastered in three or two days, so it seems like three minutes of enthusiasm. In fact, Lena is very smart."

"Where's the cooking skills?"

Aikalay fell into silence. I thought about my old father-in-law and my genetics, and I also fell into silence.

Indeed, the little female dragon chose a road of thorns and even death. She knew that there were tigers in the mountains, but she chose to go to the tiger mountains. I admire her for being a female man!

"What's wrong with you?" I looked at Benzina, who had remained silent. This farce lasted for several minutes, and she was able to hold back from attacking me. It's not like her.

"Shut up, monkey, I'm analyzing." Benzina looked at me contemptuously from the corner of her eye, as if she was a great hero saving the universe. If he were distracted, hundreds of planets could be destroyed, and hundreds of trillions of planets could be destroyed. Once life disappears, at this critical moment, I am interrupted by a paramecium next to me that is even smaller than a paramecium.

"What are you analyzing? Is your brain filled with oil or water? Or is there really a clockwork hole hidden?" I approached curiously, but I couldn't help but be mean.

Nana: I'll poke it!

"Oooh, ooh, my eyes!"

What a trick to seize the pearl with two dragons. Isn’t this trying to create a unique blind savior in the world? What? no? Are the roles repeated? Akara?

All in all, I feel that I can't bear it anymore. From today on, without you and me, there will be either heroes, paramecia, monkeys, or notebooks. In a word, Benzina and I are already irreconcilable. enemy!

"Sir, would you like to prepare one for you too?"

"Huh?" At this critical moment of life and death, I turned my head and cast a questioning look at Vilas.

"Supper." The puppy lowered his head shyly.

"It's a must." I gave a thumbs up without thinking. Working at night consumes a lot of energy, so how can I miss Willas's loving midnight snack to replenish my energy.

"Ah! No, it was obviously specially prepared for me, how could I give it to the stupid Druid? What's mine is all mine!" The evil dragon Lena quit. She thought she would be the only one to enjoy special treatment. , I didn’t expect it to be a common meal.

"You want it, I want it all." I ran towards Vilas and wanted to give the puppy a hug of love. I lifted it up high and spun it around. Tonight I not only wanted a midnight snack, but I also wanted Vilas. , I’m so mad at you little female dragon.

Hey, what should Ben Zina do? Are you still wearing it?

I rubbed my sore eyes and thought for a moment. Like a hard-line swordsman, I left a majestic and desolate figure to my former enemy who was no longer in the eyes of the enemy.

You are lucky to have recovered a puppet life.

"Did you find anything?" Aikalay, the only one who still looked serious, noticed something unusual about Nana.

"It's being analyzed. Maybe I'm overthinking it and haven't found any problems."

The dark pupils opened and shivered slightly and regularly. During the trembling, it seemed as if there were many data rolling continuously, until the eyelids blinked lightly, the world changed from black and white to colorful, those changeable eyes The attractive bright luster has been restored.

"I thought about the possibility that if the Spider Demon God didn't use strong poison, but maybe used some chronic poison to cause us to attack at a critical moment, I tried to analyze it. I think I was overthinking it."

While speaking, Nana's eyes quickly glanced at someone, full of contempt. A monkey is a monkey. She forgets everything when she hears there is something to eat. She keeps getting excited like a monkey.

As for Lena...well, she must have been led astray by the monkey.

"I actually neglected this point. It's all thanks to your carefulness, Nana." Aikarai was startled and looked at Nana with admiration. It wasn't that she was careless, but that as a white dragon, she had never thought about it. When it comes to poisoning, even the most violent poisons don't work, let alone chronic poisons? This word didn't even exist in her previous dictionary.

Leona and Nana are equally unafraid due to their various physical conditions, so the only one who might fall victim to this attack is someone.

That is to say...

Aikalay couldn't help but joked: "I really can't tell. Among all the people, it turns out that it is Nana who cares most about Mr. Wu Fan."

"What do you care about me? Are you concerned about when I will infect her with the banana virus?"

I was arguing with the unreasonable evil dragon Reina about the late-night snack issue, pushing and shoving me all the way. I happened to hear the end of Aikarai's words. I resisted the little female dragon's little fist to hit your chest, and stretched out my arms. With a long neck, he curiously reached over and asked.

"Death!" Nana struck in shame and anger, dealing tons of damage.

What a trick for a monkey to steal a peach. I took a deep breath. I didn’t even care about the small fist of the evil dragon Rena on my chest. My eyes gradually looked at Willas sadly, and she shed two lines of clear tears. She was as strong as an iron tower. The body collapsed.

What kind of hatred is this? He actually used such a damaging move. The revenge of killing his father and seizing his concubine wouldn't be like this, right?

Vilas, I...oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

Because of Ben Zina, I have a day off tonight. I have written down this seven-foot feud.

On the second floor of the small villa, a pair of dark eyes were peeping at this scene through the gap in the curtains. The hunter's unique cold eyes showed a thoughtful and complicated expression. The last gaze fell on the audience who were killing super gods. On Vilas's body, he didn't move away for a long time.

What's the saying? When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you.

Very relevant and totally fine.

Just when I thought these peaceful days of peeping at each other would last for a while, something unexpected happened.

The pornographic maid who was following my king rushed back eagerly, clean and fresh.

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