Chapter 3933 Miss Spider Is Full of Confidence
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"Really? It turns out that I am the last one. It turns out that everyone is waiting for me to appear."
Although he was still shivering from the cold, Gaut forced himself to put on a serious face. His expression gradually became more solemn, and his back gradually grew taller, as if there was an unimaginable burden suddenly pressing on his broad shoulders.
Although I don’t know what he was thinking, I am sure that he must have misunderstood something.
He clenched his fists and stared at them with a generous determination, but then suddenly smiled with relief, as if he had figured something out. He looked up at the stars at a 45-degree angle and muttered something, as if he was saying goodbye to someone.
Then, he raised the cloak behind him high, turned around, and took firm steps resolutely.
"There is no other way. If only I, Gott, can save this world, I will definitely respond to everyone's wishes!"
"What nonsense are you talking about in front of me, the savior, Mr. Orangutan?"
Two fingers were inserted into Gott's orangutan's nostrils, and I lifted him up completely, dangling like a piece of pork belly hanging on an iron hook.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Brother Wu, I'm just exaggerating the atmosphere." Gaut's nostrils were tightly blocked, and the buzzing sound became a bit strange.
"Since it is a misunderstanding, there is only one solution." I said with a sullen face and a sinister tone, with murderous intent gradually rising.
In the horrified eyes of everyone, the obsolescence that will accompany him for many years...ah no, it is a fashionable cloak, draped on Gaut's shoulders, and said.
"The only way to resolve a misunderstanding is to make it a reality, so from now on, you are the savior, so bye."
"What are you praying for!" There were at least four or five strong men dragging me from behind.
"Let go of you bastards. I finally found someone to take the blame. You still want to push me into the fire pit. Are you still human?!" I struggled hard while pushing this person's face and kicking that person's waist. , forcefully dragging a group of five to three thick men, one step at a time, laboriously but firmly continuing to move forward.
Today, even if I have two legs broken by you, crawl with my hands, and rub my face, I will still blame you!
Miss Spider pointed at this scene and looked at Twin Tails.
what is this? A new show about chaos? What should the show be called, Fishing Master?
The two-tailed cat turned its face to one side and said, "Don't ask me. This is the first time for a noble champion blood certified cat like me to see what Xianyu looks like."
After all, two fists are no match for four hands. After a while, I was held down tightly, and the savior's face was useless.
Then the cloak that was wrapped around Gott was pulled off by various hands and put on me again. It was afraid of falling off. Like a rice dumpling, it was wrapped horizontally and vertically several times and tied with a tight knot. Everyone showed joy at this. smile.
"Brother Wu, this world can be without Gott, but it can't be without you."
"Yeah."
"You have to stand up, don't be tempted to blame others, and hand over the position of savior to irrelevant people."
"More than just irrelevant people, it's simply morally corrupt."
Gott: "???"
"Wait...wait, you are going too far. After all, I am also an adventurer, right? I am also contributing to the alliance, right?"
Gott felt that he could still be saved. Everyone turned around and looked at him with cold eyes. They kept looking at him, and their figure became smaller and smaller, as if huddled in the deepest corner.
"That...that, I am indeed that. I usually have a somewhat open and frank style. Lina has said this to me more than once. She also likes to eat bananas and claims to be a gorilla... No, you keep calling me a gorilla. That's right! Ahem, anyway... In short, I admit that I have many shortcomings, and that's true, but I can't say that I don't have advantages, right, right?"
Seeing Gorilla Gort's tearful begging eyes, like a poor 300-pound child eager to be recognized, everyone felt that he should be given a chance.
"For example?"
"For example...Lina is about to give birth to a baby?"
The crowd is outraged! Gott's howl echoed in the night sky for a long time.
"Hey, I still want to go on stage?" Gao Te, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, shouted in surprise with his eyes wide open.
"Isn't that right? You are the only one missing, or do you think the beating just now was just a show?" Lao Ma nodded with satisfaction, happy to have found a revolutionary partner.
"That's what I'm saying..." Gott rubbed his chin, showing a serious Chinese character face: "However, after being beaten up by everyone just now, I always feel that there is a missing piece of the puzzle in my mind, and I have forgotten something. For a moment, I don't know what to do. Whatever is good to perform.”
"At this time, you have to ask the magical Boss Fan." Lao Ma greeted me grandly.
"Then let's perform a stage play in which the savior and the devil die together, and the world returns to peace."
"Oops, Junior Brother Wu, you can't do this. Cheer up! Life only begins after you save the world."
"So I'm not even a person until I save the world?"
"Don't worry, brother Wu, even if this is the case, don't you still have me? With me, Mi Shan, and Khan, let's form the orangutan special team together."
Gott put his hands on his hips and laughed proudly. He had no idea where the point of his laughter was. Was it an orangutan or a special force?
"Actually, I have already remembered the show I want to perform."
"Oh oh oh!!!" Everyone cheered. In fact, they had no expectations at all. They just wanted to see how the orangutan would die, especially the single dog, who had been attacking everyone today.
"In order to show the supreme artistic form in my mind, I specially prepared props and invited people to help." When Gaut stepped on the stage, he felt that he was about to let himself go. He moved his left and right hands, and the lights on both sides were lit, illuminating the Two tall figures appeared.
It was his soul mates, Mishan and Khan, who brought a display turntable together, giving us a rather unpleasant feeling.
The sixth sense sends an alarm that the world is about to be destroyed.
But it was too late. I saw the three of them warming up on the stage. After performing a few bodybuilding postures, their eyes suddenly widened with anger and they almost yelled "fit".
Their bodies bloomed with light, and gradually merged into one, landing on the display turntable they had prepared in the center of the stage. The light gradually faded away, just like Sailor Moon transforming. The shiny texture of oiled steel, inch by inch, shone in the light. One by one, they were exposed.
"Angel Form - Rotating Fountain!"
Zi~~~
boom!
Click! !
The scene freezes, and everyone's rationality is collectively broken at this moment. They want to pluck out their own eyes, pickle them with coarse salt, grind them into meat paste, sprinkle them with mustard, pepper, Sichuan peppercorns, alcohol, vinegar essence, devil's pepper, and stuff them in Canned herring, fermented for ninety-nine and eighty-one days, finally made into meatballs and stuffed back into the eyes.
It's so eye-catching that it even makes us miss Lao Ma's poisonous fart.
There is no doubt about the final fate of the three Gotts, and I don’t want to repeat it too much. That night, in order to forget a certain shocking scene in our minds, we drank desperately and got very drunk.
One by one, they were staggering in a state of disarray. They were still slightly conscious, ready to go home. After taking a few steps, they just walked out of the courtyard gate, collapsed on the roadside, and fell asleep covered in vomit.
I secretly mixed in some Bisi's special wine, which was a small amount that was still conscious, but it wasn't much better.
Suddenly, he thought that he still had an appointment with Lilith today, and he staggered and wanted to go out.
"From the looks of you, it's best to rest for the night." In the haze, Miss Spider's figure was blocking the front. Zuizui took a look and saw that this spider actually had some pretty features.
"That...that's not possible. Lilith and I...made an appointment..." I spoke intermittently, trying to stay awake, and explained intermittently.
"Your daughter of the Night Demon Queen?" Miss Spider raised her eyebrows, seeming to be very interested.
"Yes...right..."
"What's the agreement? Can you tell me?"
"Nothing...just practice...combat guidance...or something..."
"It doesn't matter if you can ask me for such a small matter." Miss Spider felt a little enthusiastic: "Don't look at me like this, I am so weak. If it is just to guide the battle, I think I am more qualified than everyone here."
With tens of thousands of years of combat experience, no one can question Miss Spider's words.
I used my remaining sense to warn Miss Spider: "Lilith... doesn't like contact with women..."
"Anxin, I have dealt with night demons before, and I know how to deal with their troublesome female discomfort syndrome."
The corners of Miss Spider's soft and cold lips curled up slightly, as if she was mocking. She was obviously a female, but she hated the contact of females. They were really a group of stupid and contradictory guys.
"Really...can I ask you for a favor?" Speaking of which, I also feel that in my current state, I won't be able to do the job. Why don't I trust Miss Spider once?
"You don't have to trust me, but you can definitely trust my value."
"Then...just...bye..." Before he could finish his words, he fell down and fell unconscious.
"There's really nothing we can do against these fools." The cane spun around flexibly. Seeing that no one could stand except himself and the Spider Demon God, Twin Tails sighed helplessly and shook his head.
"I don't want to deal with these stinking guys. Ms. Elian, noble Lord of the Abyss, maybe you already have a complete countermeasure against the young Lord of the Night Demon, but adding a bodyguard will Makes your plans more thorough, doesn’t it?”
The Spider Demon God looked at the two-tailed cat who took off his hat and bent down to salute him, like a noble gentleman, as if he wanted to see through it. Finally, he nodded silently.
the next day.
Miss Spider was hung upside down at the gate.
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