Chapter 3955: Old Immortal Lin, with Boundless Magic Power

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"I guess you want to come here, but I can't guess what you want to do here?" Regardless of my bruised and bruised personal image, at this moment, it seems that Miss Spider and I are indeed having a serious conversation.

"This is one of the old spider's back men, and it is now your man."

The implication is that you shouldn't even plan to take care of your own subordinates. You should be a human being if you behave well.

Oh, it doesn't seem to be a human being, so there's nothing wrong with it.

Standing at the door of the spider cave, the giant mouthparts that choose people to eat seem to be ready to bite them at any time. The first time I came here, I felt something was wrong. Such a realistic and powerful image, you say it is If it's artificial, then it's too boring. If it's not artificial, there must be something weird about it.

After meeting the ruler of the Dead Forest, I immediately associated the two. At that time, I thought I was being too suspicious. How could such a coincidence happen? It turned out to be true.

I can only say... the ruler of the Dead Forest is rather stupid.

You cover up the entrance of the cave, hang a "San Diego" sign on it, and replace all the spider monsters inside with hospitable dwarfs wearing eagle feather crowns. When adventurers come, they will say thank you and offer a Christmas hat. , eat a sumptuous turkey feast, and do not allow the guests to leave empty-handed. The skull skin worth one hundred gold coins is their sincere gift. Some adventurers are curious about why it is the skull skin. At this time, the dwarf will Showing an honest smile, he pointed at the alternative brother next to him - the Bone Dwarf.

Nothing but God's task.

Just by looking at this, who can still think of you as the ruler of the dead forest with thick eyebrows and big eyes?

In the end, it turned out that if it worked out well, it would be a matter of changing one's name or surname, and improving one's image. These days, even bank robbers know how to put stockings on their heads. Since it's a back-up job, it must be more concealed. How covert it is, what do you think you are trying to do?

"Why do you think I came here?" Miss Spider looked at the entrance of the cave in rapt attention and asked the question without answering.

"Hmm..." I pondered, and then implicitly elaborated on a possibility.

"Offer incense to my brother?"

The other party obviously didn't know the joke. After being dumbfounded, he walked straight towards the entrance of the cave.

I kept pace, observing the spider cave.

Ever since I learned that this place was the molted shell of the ruler of the Dead Forest and the remnants of it, I informed Akara, so the Alliance quickly listed the Spider Cave as a red-marked dangerous area, and there were consequences at your own risk.

Why not ban it directly? This is the brilliance of the great elder. Most adventurers have a rebellious mentality. If you ban me and don't explain the reason, isn't that just fishing? How could I endure my unbridled curiosity?

A word of warning, the heat is just right, no need to explain the reason, just attack the terrain, monsters, and named mini-boss inside, isn't it worthy of a dangerous area?

Furthermore, the ruler of the Dead Forest can't tell when he will need this backup weapon. It can be said that the probability of being in danger is one in a billion. At this point, I am afraid that if he is blindfolded and finds a group of monsters to challenge him, it won't be much different. ? So just a warning, just do your best and that will be the end of it.

The most important thing is that the Kurast area is adjacent to the elves. Although the experience system of the elves is not as complete as that of the Alliance, it is still decent and has a lot of choices. Are you willing to accompany the cute elf girl to brave the world? Go to the end of the world, or go to the spider cave to find the legendary spider lady to hug?

Every man can make a choice, right?

Therefore, in recent years, adventurers in the Kurast region have experienced some new changes.

Former adventurer: Let's go find Webb the Burner!

The other teammates' expressions changed, and they unconsciously clenched their weapons, their eyes burning with fighting spirit and desire for loot.

Current adventurer: Let’s go find Webb the Burner!

The other teammates saw the color and became interested: Could it be some female elf warlock who is good at fire magic? !

Just like now, as far as I can tell, there are no adventurers in the spider cave. They are all densely packed with rustling giant spiders. If it weren’t for the well-known mini-boss Burner Webb, it would be a masochistic pervert. I wouldn't choose to come here. In terms of disgusting level, only Lu Gaoyin's sandworm nest can be fought.

Oh, by the way, the real sandworm nest is gone now. I wish the sandworm queen is safe in heaven.

Seeing that Miss Spider was about to dive into the spider cave, although she was not afraid, she was not afraid, especially the evil dragon Lena, whose eyes had become more sinister. When she greeted Miss Spider in the hell world, she had already dropped a wave of SAN in a similar place. It was worth it, the little female dragon was very resistant to this.

I have reason to believe that if Miss Spider really dares to go in, she will either stop, part ways, and go home. Of course, based on my understanding of her character, this arrogant little female dragon will probably choose some drastic methods.

For example, if you use a kidney attack to take Miss Spider away, the reason is that the character design is repeated. Who told you to say that you (combat ability) are like a dog?

just you? Are you worthy?

Perhaps sensing the evil thoughts of the little female dragon, Miss Spider stopped when she came to the entrance of the cave, showing her desire to survive.

"Yes, this is it." It suddenly sighed inexplicably.

‘Here’ definitely does not refer to the ruler of the Dead Forest and its henchmen, which makes us very curious. Could it be that Miss Spider also has a story here?

Before we could ask, Ms. Spider took the initiative to answer our questions: "I really miss it. This place is the closest I have ever come to success."

"Success?" Thinking of the many laughter and laughter it left in the Dark Continent, I suddenly understood.

"Have you ever invaded and preached in this damn place?"

Sure enough, it nodded vigorously and was very sure that there was nothing wrong with this damn place.

I laughed at that time: "It's not mentioned in the materials, and in such a deserted place, who are you looking for to teach?"

"That's right, there is no information, because the target of my preaching this time is not you humans."

"Elf?" I suddenly realized that apart from humans, there are only elves left here. How can this guy fool the elves? No, it seems that elves are easier to fool?

"Only half correct." After whetting our appetites for a while, Miss Spider smiled slightly, with some nostalgia, and calmly told us about her unlucky saint's missionary journey to death.

The reason why there is no record of the Alliance is indeed because it does not involve anything related to humans.

Because this time, after our Miss Spider failed countless times with humans, she suddenly had a whim, or the place where she landed was a bit wrong, so she simply changed her goal according to local conditions and deceived the dwarf.

The Kurast Forest is what humans call it, the Elf Forest is what elves call it, and the Dwarf Forest is what the dwarves think of as their home. No matter which one is called, this vast primeval forest is almost comparable to the Twin Seas. , humans just occupy a corner of it near the sea as a place for experience, and its real owners are actually elves—and dwarves.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain. The grievances between the elves and the dwarfs have been going on for a long time. But no matter what, as the master of the entire continent, although he has lost a lot of weight now, the skinny camel is bigger than the horse, but he can't do anything to the dwarfs. For thousands of years, The stalemate formed was enough to highlight the power of the dwarf.

In addition to having a reproductive capacity as strong as a mouse and a strong adaptability as a cockroach, these dwarfs also possess a certain degree of sociality and ethnicity. In other words, they possess a certain level of intelligence. Even the dwarf wizards are as intelligent as humans. How much, otherwise it would not be enough to compete with the elves.

Although Miss Spider's move was unexpected and her skills suddenly plummeted, it must be said that it was indeed a stroke of genius and achieved impressive results.

Within a few years, it had successfully deceived several dwarf groups. The Spider God Cult, which had been defeated in the human world, actually gained a firm foothold among the dwarves and gained a group of loyal followers.

When it was satisfied and ready to continue its efforts, a small accident occurred.

During a missionary trip, I encountered an elf warrior. Something interesting happened. The elf thought that the dwarf had kidnapped it. Under a wonderful misunderstanding, the noble [Dwarf Saint] was rescued by the elves and returned to the village. .

What to do? I have to praise Miss Spider for her professionalism.

It actually let nature take its course and started preaching among the elves.

I was confused at the time, so I interrupted and asked, "Aren't those elves fanatical believers of the Forest Goddess? Can they be fooled into changing their beliefs by you?"

"That's right." Miss Spider nodded calmly and explained.

"So I preach that the forest god is the subordinate god of the goddess of nature."

"Is this okay?!" I instantly DOGE, and there is an unkind look staring at me from beside me.

"Originally I just planned to give it a try. It doesn't matter if I fail, but I didn't expect that I succeeded." Miss Spider's expression was indifferent, but it could still be heard from her tone that she seemed to be more shocked than me at that time.

After all, it has been a failure in the past, and has long been used to it. Now it even manages to double-entendre, transforming from an orphan of the world to a son of the world. Even though it has lived for tens of thousands of years, it is still a little unable to adapt.

"It should be because the village is small and the information is blocked. The elves are very low-alert and quite simple. In addition..." It paused, and its tone was a little more hesitant.

"Maybe there is another reason. It's probably not my misunderstanding. Some elven men had a crush on me at that time."

"Are you the same then as you are now?"

"Of course, I have always looked like this and used this name, otherwise you wouldn't have collected my information so quickly, right?" Miss Spider raised her chin, looking as noble and cold as ever.

I looked at her carefully and believed her.

She indeed has a more delicate and beautiful appearance than an elf, and the flat chest of a loli is also in line with the popular aesthetics of elf. The only point of complaint is...

I subconsciously touched my trouser pocket and couldn't find my phone, sorry.

If it were in the original world, the demon spirit would have been connected by now.

Hey, police uncle, I want to call the police, yes, there is a group of perverted lolita control here, yes, they are completely fascinated by the little girl who looks eleven or twelve years old, and they are desperate to join a strange organization, yes, There is more than one, not all of the young men in the village. If you catch one every other, there must be someone who slips through the net. By the way, how is the sentence for this kind of thing... three years starting? You ask me why I ask this question? That’s right. I’m wondering if I’ll be able to meet such a cute little girl after I’m released from prison. Yes, please prepare an extra pair of silver bracelets for me. Yes, yes, I’m going to join the cult, Spider God. Long live the teaching, Her Royal Highness the Loli Saint is competing!

That's pretty much it. One thing to say is that Miss Spider's aesthetics are very online, and with the three no bonuses, she is even better than Lilith back then. She understands everything, especially lolicon.

Ahem, the topic has gone too far.

"What's next? You've fooled the dwarfs, and you've fooled the elves. Are you ready to go to heaven?"

"Not long after, after learning that I was in the Elf tribe, the dwarves came to attack me to rescue me."

Okay, it feels quite logical. The saint was [kidnapped] by the hateful elves, so what? Of course I have to fight hard to get it back, there's nothing wrong with it.

"Then, you just watch the two sides fight?" Thinking of the evil character of the Hell clan, I have every reason to believe that Miss Spider will prepare a small stool and popcorn happy water on the side, which will be painful to watch.

"Both sides are my believers and are of great use to me. Why should they fight?" Miss Spider looked at me puzzled, as if she had discovered a new world... no, a new retard.

"Okay, but with such a misunderstanding and the two sides being world enemies, it can't end easily."

"Indeed, I spent a lot of effort and sacrificed many believers, and finally made both sides shake hands and make peace."

Don't fight for me anymore.gpj

"..."

"?!"

"???!!!"

Wait, my ears are not working properly. What did this guy just say? It said it made a truce between the elves and the dwarves and made peace?

What kind of international joke are you trying to make a dwarf, an adventurer, and a scalloped man in a movie together?

Judging from Miss Spider's expression, it seems that she is not joking, she is serious!

It allowed the elves and dwarves, two sworn races that have been fighting for thousands of years, to reconcile? !

reconciled!

I was nothing but dumbfounded.

What kind of evil demon is this? Traveling thousands of miles and risking his own life, he came to the Dark Continent to deliver bread and rice, benefiting millions of poor people. Then, with a backhand, he brought the elf and the dwarf to the negotiating table, causing the feuding pair to shake hands and successfully end the war. A thousand-year war that saved hundreds of millions of lives.

I am trembling for fear of being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, feeling unworthy.

Of course, this is a bit exaggerated. In fact, the elf and the dwarf did not really take this as an opportunity to shake hands and make peace. Thinking of Miss Spider's unlucky attributes, I knew that the big one was coming next.

What I didn't expect was that the ending actually said "The big one is coming".

I saw Miss Spider raising her head and looking at the sky, as if something was about to fall from above her head.

Just when I couldn't help but want to speak, its eyes fell on the spider cave again and spoke quietly.

"I finally got both sides to stop, and just when I thought I could use this as a breakthrough, I could gradually worm the elves and dwarfs into my ranks. At this time, [it] came."

"who?"

Miss Spider pointed forward.

"Dead Forest...Old Spider?"

"..."

"Isn't this even better? You have another strong general under your command."

"It fell from the sky."

"this……"

"I still remember what it said when I and all my followers were pressed down from the sky and tens of meters underground like ants."

"What...what are you talking about?" At this moment, I no longer knew what kind of expression I should show.

"From now on! Me! The Lord of Spiders! There is nothing to be afraid of anymore!! Hehehe^_^"

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