Chapter 3981 It’s Really a Headache

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Originally ha, originally.

In this wonderful atmosphere, I shouldn't think about these things, let alone say these things.

If you want to be a complete scumbag and make some substantial progress with Linya, you should say some sweet words. You are all my wings. I can’t guarantee that you will be 100% sure, but the success rate is still quite high. After all, in Linya’s In solid knowledge, we were also married.

If you want to develop steadily and make a huge contribution to society's moral laws and public order and good customs, you should take the opportunity to change the subject, pick up my beloved elite controller, and invite Linya to a passionate game of beach volleyball.

But, everyone should know who I am and my bohemian character, so there’s no need to waste too much time introducing me, right?

Therefore, when I heard that Linya doubted the sincere and pure love between me and Vilas, I couldn't bear it anymore, and pinched her soft and pretty face from behind.

Tsk, is this what it feels like? Not as good as my sister-in-law.

"Comrade Linya, having said that, a little question suddenly popped up in my mind."

Staring into those sapphire eyes, I questioned.

"Why do you always like to arrange for me to elope with Alice? Is it with some kind of motive, for example... you really hope, or even encourage me to do this, so that Alice can take the lead in the charge and break through Willas's defense line, so that I can feel confident Get involved - my sister-in-law can do it, why can't I, my childhood sweetheart, do it?"

The more I thought about it, the more I realized that this was the case. I broke out in a cold sweat. It was really scary for a woman to start scheming. Our gentle and kind little dog was the best and would never get involved in those intrigues.

Linya's breath suffocated slightly, and then she showed a sly smile: "You can even see this kind of thing. Brother Wu is not stupid sometimes."

He even shamelessly admitted it?

And he also put on a fearless attitude that I was wrong and I was right. Do you really think I won't be angry?

Oh, yes, that’s right, I can’t.

Linya's overly honest response made me lose interest in the conversation for a moment...or maybe I would say courage. I leaned up and collapsed on the sofa. I wished I could transform into a slime and completely blend into every pore. among.

This world... is too real. The reality is so incompatible with the world over there that I am at a loss as to what to do.

Over there, most people's resentment towards me, the savior, is that I stole the goddess of their dreams, but they have never expressed dissatisfaction with the number. After all, it is such a world, although there are many strong women, even occupying the highest position. position, the strongest position, such as Akela, Raphael, and Artoria.

But the objective fact is that looking at the entire alliance, men still account for the majority in dangerous industries, the mortality rate is high, the ratio of men to women is imbalanced, and monogamy is naturally not in line with the pace of development.

There is no such thing as Nanquan female boxing. In such a cruel world, all systems are born just for survival and reproduction.

It won't work at all if you put it here. Others don't care whether you married his goddess or not. He only cares about how many you married. Then he backhands the demon spirit, reports bigamy, and gives you a two-year meal and accommodation package.

To put it bluntly, it's not my fault, nor anyone else's fault, let alone the girls' fault, it's the world's fault!

"Brother Wu, you are escaping from reality again."

As Linya spoke, she also lay down sideways. There was no room for two people to lie flat on the sofa. Half of her body was squeezed over, and her body and mind were completely enveloped by the girl's softness and fragrance, which made my head feel big.

I rolled my eyes at her: "What else can I do if I don't escape? Could it be that my clever childhood sweetheart can give me some advice?"

"Well, it's not impossible." Xiao Nizi lay half on her chest, looking down at me, tilting her head, looking cute and lustful.

"Please enlighten me."

“How about immigration?”

"Okay, okay."

"You see, as soon as I tested him, Brother Wu revealed his true nature."

"Otherwise, what do you want me to do? Who made you all so good?"

"Well, I finally said something nice, and I'll get a reward." It was a reward, and I thought it would bring some huge benefits, but in the end, he gave me a slight nudge on the nose.

I don’t even know how far this little girl and I have gone in secretly without telling Vilas. I don’t even know if there is any physical infidelity. I don’t even think about it. In just one morning, we have had hundreds of violent collisions. Down, the negative distance contact is very hanging.

What, has your heart been derailed?

Laughing, a man who cheats can’t have his heart.

Seeing that both the atmosphere and the body position were a bit ambiguous, it seemed that I could go deeper into it, so I didn't dare to try it myself. The most important thing was that I couldn't let go of the idea of ​​live broadcasting in my mind. It seemed that there was always a camera facing me, and I was restrained.

Otherwise, do you think a worthless guy like me can resist the little ghost sister-in-law's drill press? I’m afraid I’ve even thought of a name for my third child.

Thinking of this, I jumped up and dodged Linya who was getting closer and closer. I rolled around like a lazy ass on the sofa and escaped the terrifying threat of hitting someone with the ball.

"Ahem, have you rested enough?"

I pretended to look at my wrist. I didn’t have a watch. It didn’t matter. I still had the dog tag. I looked at the time. Oh my God, it was almost ten o’clock. It was lunch time!

There was a bit of resentment in Xiao Nizi's eyes, but she didn't seem surprised that I would behave like this. It seems that in terms of settings, I am still a pretty man...ah, I am a pretty gentleman, and in this gorgeous and unparalleled beauty In the face of sexual temptation, he can still maintain his loyalty to Vilas.

I think it must have been tempered by my sister-in-law. In terms of settings...ahem!

"I don't care, I'm tired. If you want to leave, you go first." She lied on the sofa and acted like a fool. Such a rare sight made me smile and sit down again, not daring to get too close.

Said: "Then I'll wait for you."

As I said that, I took out my mobile phone and wanted to ride the blue sea and blue sky again. The girls here are all like Linya, with a broad mind and the fragrance of milk tea filling the screen. I like it very much.

Oops, why did a file fall on the ground? It looks so pitiful all alone.

"Come here." Seeing that I ignored the beautiful woman and actually wanted to play games, Linya raised her eyebrows in dissatisfaction, sat up and pointed forward.

"I won't." I moved my butt back weakly: "Grandma said that when men and women live in the same room, boys will suffer."

Xiao Nizi was so angry that she took out the account book from her chest and patted it on the palm of her hand, letting out a cute hum from her nose.

The next second, I seemed to see myself and Willas wearing thin, patched clothes and wrapped in a shabby blanket on a snowy day, hugging each other in an abandoned cardboard box to keep warm.

My sister-in-law is responsible for the lighting.

My whole body was shaken, and I threw my phone aside. There was nothing to ride on in the blue sea and sky. My Linya was the most majestic brilliance.

He twisted his butt hard and moved to Linya, looking at her eagerly.

After showing off her power, Xiao Nizi stuffed the account book back contentedly, stretched her waist lazily, and when my eyeballs were about to bulge and fall off, she lay down and pillowed on my legs.

He rubbed his sore eyes, who said that beautiful women are good for the eyes? Being with Linya is very troublesome. Which one of my cornea or her bandage will crack first is a question.

"I'm going to rest, don't move." Linya glared at me fiercely. It was obvious that she was a little reluctant, and her pretty face was almost ripe.

"Okay, okay." I looked at the phone and touched it. As we all know, there is more than one ray of light, and I want them all.

"No cell phones allowed!"

"Okay, okay, just tell me what I can do." I felt extremely wronged.

"Just look at me." Linya's face was so delicious.

I looked at Linya obediently.

"I told you not to move." After a moment, Linya opened her eyes.

"I didn't move... No, I moved, but I really didn't move."

I followed Linya's instructions and kept staring at her, from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top. My eyes were ups and downs, like riding a roller coaster.

All I can say is, it’s really a headache.

Linya seemed to understand, and she sat up like a spring, her pretty face almost dripping with juice.

Hey, we have been an old married couple for many years, why are we still with an innocent kid... No, that's how it is set up. This wave is the second episode of the first meeting. I fell in love, fell in love, and this fantasy is endless. You are doing something extremely unscrupulous.

"Okay, enough rest, let's go on." Linya's eyes were evasive, like a frightened deer. She didn't dare to look at me until she left the factory.

"What are the arrangements next?" I consciously held the bicycle and continued to pursue the dream of a young boy.

Linya looked at me and then at the bicycle, her eyes a little strange.

"Didn't you say lunch time is almost here?"

As a fisherman like me, I was told that I was a bit shy: "Just kidding, it's only a little after ten o'clock, so it's still early."

"It's getting late." Xiao Nizi smiled maliciously: "The time has passed now."

"where are we going?"

"Go meet your domineering young lady lover."

When Linya said this half-jokingly, I got a big headache at that time!

This time it is really big, with a big brain and a big skull.

Miss? Or is it a domineering attribute? Who is it? I don’t know such a guy. I only like gentle and virtuous girls, and I am still a lover. Enemies meet on a narrow road, but I am afraid they are enemies.

However, before worrying about this problem, there is obviously a bigger and more recent problem ahead.

It was around ten o'clock, and Linya said it was just time for lunch.

So the question is, how far is our destination?

I'm afraid it's a city away.

Xiao Nizi thought she had posed a problem for me, but she didn’t know that, let alone riding a bicycle, even if I were asked to walk upside down or even do Thomas Pivots, I would still walk to show you.

Our natives who came back from another world are so coquettish.

Sure enough, after riding for more than an hour and passing through most of the city, including asphalt roads, cement roads, renovated roads, and gravel roads, our hands were almost numb from shock, and we stopped at a food street.

I shook my hand and realized that there was nothing wrong with me. It was similar to the intensity of taking out the gems in the inventory and wiping them one by one. Linya Xiaonizi was miserable. Not to mention the pain on her buttocks, it was mainly on her shoulders as she moved forward with a heavy load. Almost cramping.

Overwhelmed by the weight, she drooped her shoulders slightly with sweat, bent her waist, put her arms on her slender and round thighs, leaned forward, looked like she was losing her center of gravity at any time, and let out small and rapid gasps. I watched. Drool... ah no, my eyes are about to drool.

Along the way, we rode wind and waves, climbed over mountains and ridges, and soared in the clouds and mist. I wish they were all country roads.

Make money with blood!

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