Chapter 4001 Grandma and the Fish Tank

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When I got home, I found that the girls hadn't had dinner yet. Seeing that Laina and I were back, Vilas went into the kitchen to prepare the dishes and brought out the dishes that had been prepared.

"Didn't I call and say that I was eating out and there was no need to wait for me?"

"Brother Wu, have you ever thought about whether there is such a possibility?" Linya put down the newspaper in her hand, turned her head from the sofa, and blinked at Laina and I who came in holding hands.

"What's the possibility?"

"Actually, the person we are waiting for is Laina."

"You shouldn't be staying at my house in the afternoon. If you go back, grandma will miss you."

"Grandma, she..." Linya's expression suddenly darkened without warning, she lowered her head and sobbed slightly.

"What's wrong with her? She's still walking around the twenty-mile-long lakeside of your villa?" I won't be fooled into thinking that I just met you, a little girl, today?

"That's not the case. Grandma...is missing."

"What, disappeared? When?" I was shocked. Although Linya was good at misleading people, she would never deceive people with some inferior lies, so I did not suspect that she was lying.

"It's been about a month."

"No, she has been missing for a month, and you still happily run around with me every day?"

"Just forcing a smile."

"No, I think you're really happy."

"That's because grandma has been missing for almost a month."

"Wait, why do I understand every word you say, but I can't understand what you are saying at all? Let me think about it, are you trying to express that you are so happy because your grandma has been missing for a month? "

Linya tilted her head and blinked, as if thinking about how to make excuses in order to show off her filial piety without talking nonsense.

Very good, it was broken, and the result is really exciting.

At this time, Laina explained: "Because grandma usually likes to tease my sister at home, so my sister is so happy when grandma is not at home."

"I see."

"By the way, grandma also likes to tease my brother."

"I see. I said that even though I have lost my memory recently, I can still be so happy." Linya and Lin looked at each other. At this moment, our hearts were connected and we shared the same hatred.

"I feel that Brother Wu's happiness has nothing to do with grandma."

"Are you trying to say that my silly and cheerful look every day is purely due to myself?"

"Hey, I haven't said anything yet."

"Let's put this aside for now. Shouldn't we focus on caring about grandma? She has been missing for a month, and you are not worried at all?"

Linya and Laina looked at each other: "Well, if you say you're not worried at all, that's not right, but if you say you're worried, maybe you're not too worried, right, Laina."

"After all, she is a grandma who can travel in Antarctica for a month with one person and one backpack."

"Fighted jungle pythons in the Amazon forest."

“Chasing and playing with lions on the African savannah.”

“Crossing swamps and miasmas under the Grand Canyon of Death.”

"Hunting cannibals on an island far away from the rest of the world."

"Wait, wait." Listening to the two sisters telling each other the glorious history of Raphael, I pressed my temples to interrupt.

The grandma you are talking about is really the grandma I know?

Not a combination of Stallone and Bayer?

"All in all, it's good to get used to it. If my brother recovers his memory, it won't be surprising." Seeing me desperately wanting to complain, Laina concluded. Suddenly, her pocket shook and she took out her phone. look.

"There's no need to worry, brother, look, grandma's Moments just posted a new update."

Laina handed me the phone to look at.

On the screen, there is a selfie and a sentence.

The selfie should be taken on the water, with the owner showing only half of his plain white arm, resting on the head of a well-behaved great white shark.jgp.

The following words are: New Pokémon, GET.

I silently put down my phone and looked at each other in unison with my sisters.

Very well, from now on, let us forget the existence of Raphael. It is better to worry about ourselves than to worry about her.

"Eat, eat."

"Brother Wu, hasn't he already eaten?"

"No matter how full I am, I still have to eat the meals that Vilas has worked so hard to prepare for me."

"Is there such a possibility?"

"No! Shut up!"

Family chatting during meal time is also an important reflection of family warmth.

"Dad, daddy." The twins said at the same time.

"We have made a new friend, can we invite her to our house tomorrow?"

"Oh, that's really rare. I remember you rarely bring your friends home to play? What kind of friends are they? Are they classmates in school? Are they male or female?" I felt a move in my heart and felt that we were inseparable. .

"The woman is several years older than us."

"Didn't Brother Wu lose his memory? How do you know that Xilusi Aikelu rarely brings friends back to play?" Linya asked unexpectedly.

"Hey, did I guess wrong?" I was surprised. This was confusing the real situation, but with my hobby of picking out details to break the illusion, there should be no problem.

"My guess is wrong. I've probably never brought friends back to play."

"Is...is that so? Could it be that you are too focused on studying and don't have time to meet new friends?"

"I don't think so." Before Shuangzi could speak, Linya, a little girl, rushed to answer. She touched Shuangzi's little head and explained with a smile.

"Actually, I can understand it. Laina and I also came here like this when we were studying."

"Why?" I asked in confusion. They are all outstanding girls, how could they have no friends?

"Because, I guess, being our friend will probably be very hard." Xiao Nizi explained calmly, "It's not Versailles, it's better than Versailles."

Being friends with someone whose abilities and looks are beyond compare is either stressful or has ulterior motives. Not everyone can be like a two-dimensional character and have a big heart at a young age.

Mr. Lu Xun once said that half a step ahead is a genius, and one step ahead is a madman. Girls like Linyalina and Shuangzi, among ordinary people, are no longer a matter of one or two steps ahead. They are not in the same dimension and at all. Their painting style is so outstanding that they might have been regarded as freaks, right?

I felt distressed and rubbed the little heads of the twins one by one, and at the same time I understood the emotion contained in Linya's touch just now.

But then again.

I touched my chin and drew inferences about what Linya had just said: "Is it possible that I had a hard time when I was a student?"

"No, Brother Wu (brother) is special." Linya and Laina laughed at the same time.

"how do I say this?"

"Probably because..." As smart as Linya was, it took her several seconds to find a euphemism: "Probably because Brother Wu is a late bloomer."

"Ha ha?"

"After all, Brother Wu was at the age of high school, and he was able to carry the weak Laina to the fields to catch loaches, and then put the caught loaches in my fish tank. In the end, he could never catch them again."

"I won't be angry if you just say that I am a straight man." I clicked the tachyon and said, "The question is, why can't you catch the loach again after putting it in your fish tank?"

"Maybe it's because my fish tank is bigger than a field."

"Tell me clearly, is that a swimming pool or a fish tank?!"

"Actually, it wasn't that big originally. A friendly international person insisted on giving grandma a few beluga whales, so I got a new one."

"Where is your villa by the lake? Where is the lakeside of the twenty-mile shoreline?"

"What nonsense are Brother Wu talking about? Belugas are marine creatures, how can they be raised in Danshui Lake?"

"What about the loaches? Can they be put together with the belugas? What happened next?"

"The good news is that they were eaten before they died."

"Who ate it?!"

"There are many killers. Let me think about it, turtles, dolphins, penguins and so on."

"I understand." After contacting the context, I clapped my hands and realized that I understood.

"These are the Pokémon grandma caught, right."

"Great white sharks cannot be mixed with other fish. It seems that we have to build a new fish tank." Linya stroked her cheek, showing a troubled look.

I think you might as well buy an island in the Pacific Ocean.

"Why don't we just do it in one step? We can sink the enemy's corpses that are not easy to handle in the future..." She murmured to herself again, the little calculation in her heart clicking.

Then I suggest that the water in your fish tank must be taken from Tokyo Bay.

Ah no, why would a little secretary like you have such horrifying thoughts? ! Who is the enemy? The enemy? ! A sniper on the rooftop? !

"Since when did the topic turn into boring things like discussing fish tanks?" I gave up weakly. I was tired of complaining.

"That's right. Rather than the insignificant fish tank, let's talk about Silos Ecolu's new friend first."

"Yes, yes, this is the most important thing. It's great to have made new friends. You are welcome to come to our home at any time. By the way, you said... does she like fishing? No, I mean I mean, there should be a lot of fish in Linya’s fish tank, and she would be very happy if she likes fishing... No, why are we discussing the fish tank again?”

Looking at my pitiful and confused state, holding my head and moaning, the girls all laughed.

Vilas has always acted as a patient and tolerant listener. Finally, when she saw that I was in a topic crisis, she half-heartedly handed a dish to the girl next to her and asked with concern.

"Little Jasmine, is your school life going well? I really hope you can make new friends as soon as possible."

Everyone laughed, but she did not laugh. The expressionless and indifferent girl was stunned, her bright yellow eyes blinked, and she responded in a steady tone without any emotion.

"Friends, no need, enthusiastic readers are enough."

"Won't you feel lonely?" Laina was also very concerned about this issue.

"Not at all." The girl quickly put down the bowl, thought for a moment, and added.

"And there are worse guys."

"I can't imagine, is there anyone more unsociable than little Jasmine?"

"Our physical education teacher is an older, unmarried single woman. Because of her quirks, personality and preferences, she has recently started trying to make friends with ants and frogs."

What quirk? Four-character mantra.

What character? Dual personality.

What preference? Fujoshi No. 1.

The name of your physical education teacher is probably Arius, I thought with a calm expression after taking a sip of the soup.

Suddenly his butt slipped and he almost fell down from the chair.

The wild Sanwu Princess, she appears hot! ! ! ! ! ! !

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The eye disease recurred, dryness, foreign body sensation, and frequent tears.