Chapter 4004: Straight Ball Girl
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From the street to the end of the street, I chose a specially chosen time, a little after ten o'clock, which is the morning again, after breakfast and before lunch. This time period is when the business in the food court is the most deserted. Some people do not make breakfast. At this time, even Not open for business yet.
However, this rule does not work in Shandou Mutton Shop. The deserted street is like a hot and cold world from this shop. While other shops are crowded in front of the door, snake-shaped queues have begun to form here. Individual customers in the queue He even held a sign saying weird things like "Tia SAMA is fully loaded".
Seeing this, I was really shocked.
These days, all walks of life have become involved to this extent. Celebrities are engaged in the rice circle, anchors are engaged in the rice circle, mobile phone manufacturers are engaged in the rice circle, and novel writers are also engaged in the rice circle. Now, even a family is engaged in the rice circle. Little-known small shops are all doing rice business.
If things continue like this, the last piece of pure land in the world will probably only be arch dams and street bullies.
"I'm early, it seems like it's not open yet." Seeing this, Linya frowned slightly and looked carefully. Although there was a long queue at the door, there were indeed no customers in the store.
"Then what should I do? It doesn't seem right to go in so arrogantly."
"It doesn't matter, come with me."
Linya seemed to have a good idea and took me around. In the end, I still had to enter through the back door. When I got to the back door, I was surprised to find that there were people here, holding similar weird signs. They were not here to eat, but To support.
Even Linya was surprised, but as expected of her, even this kind of unexpected accident could not stun our Dora Linya. She didn't know where to get two sets of work clothes from the store, and went to After putting on a suit, he walked in with a swagger.
"Exaggeration, too exaggerated." I shook my head all the way, and I couldn't figure out whether people nowadays are stupid or crazy. Although Tia's charm is not small, it is not like this.
"I can't help it. After all, she is an [angel girl who heals people's hearts]." Linya smiled, not feeling surprised at all.
"Healing people's hearts? Angel? Isn't that an exaggeration enough?"
I muttered, is it because I don’t know how beautiful my wife is? Tia's innocent and energetic smile is indeed very healing, but if you want to say that people are so crazy, I have never seen it. If it were Ariya, it would be possible.
After careful consideration and comparison, I think this is probably due to the difference in [world conditions].
In a place like the Dark Continent, no matter how energetic and healing Tia's smile is, in the eyes of people who are hungry and desperate, it can't compare to a bowl of fragrant rice or the call of a loved one.
Of course, if she is determined to develop in the direction of a magician and set up a healing church with simple folk customs, that is another matter.
Here, in this illusion-breaking world, Tia's vitality healing properties were put into full play.
Because everyone is full.
Because there are too many NetEase Cloud users.
Under these two conditions, Tia's smile is like a snowball, showing an unstoppable style. Even a naturally charming little fox can only be defeated in front of Tia.
The non-war crime was actually Horadric's possession of Gundam.
Thinking of this, I just feel a little horrified, not to Tia, but to this illusion, which actually simulates reality to such an extent. It's like in the current game industry, you suddenly launch an Earth OL, can the players not be shocked? , can it not be scary, can it not be thought that this is a game made by aliens?
No matter, it's useless to think too much, just continue to push the main line, even if it's a fantasy, if you can live such a leisurely life, you will make a day.
The back door is connected to the kitchen. As soon as Linya opened the door, busy sounds came from inside. I took a deep breath and followed Linya. The first thing I did was to scan my eyes, looking for the ubiquitous crew cut or sunglasses. A big man in a suit.
No, not at all. The girl in the back kitchen was holding a kitchen knife and cutting various side dishes in preparation for the next opening of the store.
They just glanced at the intrusion of Linya and me, and then focused their attention on the kitchen knife and chopping board again.
Occasionally, after cutting a piece, I would play with the kitchen knife, which was very naughty.
The calloused hands, unlike those of a girl, must be from holding a knife often.
The rough index finger, which is thicker than the other fingers and is almost as rough as a thumb, must be because... well, because it often checks the oil temperature.
After all, high-end chefs are always so strict in controlling the oil temperature. Even if the oil temperature is accidentally higher than 0.1 degree, they can only pour it all away, and they trust their bodies more than their tools.
As for the veil covering the face, why bother asking? He must be chopping onions!
I understand, I understand, so even such an exotic and incongruous kitchen did not surprise me.
A world without crew cuts and men in sunglasses and suits would be a good world.
This Tia, I will definitely bully you!
No one paid attention to us, and no one greeted us. Like little transparent bodies, Linya and I walked through the back kitchen and finally arrived at the front hall.
As soon as her eyes flashed, she was greeted by a stunningly pretty face, showing a big business smile.
At that moment, the world was filled with flowers.
Don't get me wrong, it's not Tia, it's Benzina.
It is because of Ben Zina that my world is filled with flowers.
The contrast is beautiful, everyone understands it, think about it carefully, has that guy ever smiled so brightly at me? Even when it comes to other people, even my good sister Tia, I don't have such a bright smile.
Even if it’s just a business smile.
Thanks to Huanjing, although she did some unworthy deeds in the underworld, she gave the world the best Ben Zina. She did not sleep for 30,000 years. She did not have strangers, loneliness, anxiety, fear, and self-blame. Most importantly, she did not have these things. All the negative emotions were vented on me.
In reality, Ben Zina, even if her smile grows bigger day by day, is still essentially the lonely soul who has slept for 30,000 years. Although her inner defenses are gradually melting, she is frozen three feet... no, it is thirty thousand feet, so how can she be exposed to the sun for a few years? The sun has completely melted away.
"Welcome, the store is not open yet... Oh, it's Linya and the owner." The smile on Benzina's face became even brighter, and it made me want to cover my eyes.
Love it, love it, I misunderstood. The reason why this store has gained so many fans is not only due to Tia, but also to Benzina.
Perhaps, this is what [Athena] will grow into like a true lady without experiencing illness and 30,000 years of slumber. As a woman, I am very happy as a strange pervert or a perverted Mr. Strange. .
"Hey, Nana, let's check the accounts. It's a little late this month, so there's no rush." Linya also waved her little hand and greeted Benzina, looking quite familiar.
"I'm not in a hurry. As for some people, if you don't come here, I'm afraid your house will be ransacked directly with the account books in hand."
Benzina pointedly glanced behind her, and Tia happened to poke out and saw us. She jumped up and down happily and waved her hands. She was still full of ideas. She ran over in three or two steps and jumped enthusiastically.
I turned sideways slightly and let out Linya who was standing behind me. The little girl's enthusiasm poured into my bigger cavity. Sparks hit the earth. The special effects were even a bit exaggerated. I almost bounced Tia away, but luckily I had both arms. He put his arms around Linya's neck in time to offset the reaction force.
"Yaya, nuzzle." The little girl made the right mistake and never refused anyone who came. She nuzzled into Xiao Nizi's broad chest for a few times, then looked back with an innocent smile.
"Fanfan is really too shy. It's okay to give him a hug."
"I'm afraid." I pointed to the door. Although it wasn't open yet, the rolling shutter door had been opened. There were only a few glass windows between the inside and outside of the store, and I could clearly see the scenery on the opposite side.
So, a scene appeared in front of me. The cheering groups who had been lining up neatly just now were squeezing the glass with their faces pressed tightly against it. Behind them, there were layers and layers of people trying to When I squeezed in, everyone stared at me with ferocious faces, just like a scene of zombies surrounding the store.
I have seen the rotting corpses outside Rogge’s camp. To be honest, although the image is more terrifying, the momentum is completely defeated. The rice circle culture is so terrible.
"It's really troublesome. Fanfan finally came here once." Tia also noticed the crowd outside, tilted her head and thought about it, clapped her hands, and found a solution.
After replacing the sign "Ready for Business" and hanging another "Closed Today", she clapped her hands and Tia said it was done. She turned around and gave us a victory sign.
No, no, no, we're just here to check the accounts. Aren't you putting the cart before the horse?
However, the fans outside are really annoying. If I think about it carefully, I am not short of the revenue of this day and a half. Although Tia's approach is a bit reckless, it is still the most effective one-size-fits-all approach. I didn't say anything and acquiesced. .
After the rolling shutter door blocked all sightlines outside, I sat down with a sigh of relief and took the tea from the waiter.
Having said that, the level of the waiters here is really high. Even though Tia put up a sign to take a break, she still completed her job conscientiously. Not to mention that no one stopped to take a rest, even her movements did not stop at all, as if they were all in one go. A series of ruthless work robots.
Look at their hands again. They are covered with calluses just like those in the kitchen. You can tell at a glance that they are honest girls who are hardworking and hardworking. Their index fingers are also very thick. Maybe they often use one of their own index fingers to serve customers. Performing talent? Are even the waiters so introverted lately?
As for the veil covering her face, it must be because the air conditioning is on and it's too cold.
Wonderful, I slapped my thigh, doesn’t my instant noodle factory need just such employees? Let’s ask Tia where the girl was recruited another time.
The little girl was like a clingy puppy. When she saw me sitting down, she quickly sat down across the table, with her arms lying on her back and her chin resting on her. She shook her head and looked at me, with a pure smile between her lips and eyebrows.
Different from Ben Zina's business-oriented smile, her smile is sincere and warm, like a lingering beauty snake. Her passionate eyes make your face feel hot, and her bright and innocent smile makes your eyes blurred, as if you have met three people separated from each other. A lover who has lived for three lifetimes, even a playboy who has been through flowers, cannot resist such gaze.
Compared with other girls, she has slightly wheat-colored healthy skin, which is equally delicate and smooth. Her slightly exposed navel bra, small shoulders, and a pair of three-point shorts do not appear overly voluptuous and sexy, but she looks like a dancer. The exotic style of innocence and straightforwardness, pure enthusiasm, daring to love and daring to hate is vividly highlighted.
The beauty of some girls, after looking at it for a long time, will make you get used to it, become numb, and you will not realize the beauty of your wife. The beauty of some girls is like making wine. The more you look at it, the more mellow and mellow it becomes, making your heart beat.
In reality, Tia and I are already an old couple. Even so, when I see Tia like this, I don’t dare to look at her too much, for fear that my eyes will be firmly attracted to her.
Business, business.
Tapping my index finger on the table, I signaled Linya to start work, and then with a sharp look from the capitalist, I signaled her to dig into the details and try to find faults.
Today, I, Wu Feifan, want to prove with my actions that in this broken illusion, after abandoning the factor of combat effectiveness, not everyone I can't afford to offend, and I also have people I can bully!
There was a bit of cunningness in Lin Yamei's eyes, and she nodded. Before I could think about it, she and Ben Zina went to the front desk to look through the account books.
Here, as soon as the person left, Tia's butt circled 180 degrees along the table and came to my side, with her arms next to each other.
"Hey, hehe." She looked up and smiled at me sweetly, then wrapped her arms around me and hugged me without hesitation.
"Ahem, Tia, let me tell you something. In fact, I lost my memory a few days ago." I calmly withdrew my arm and rubbed it secretly as a reminder.
"Really?" Tia's eyes widened.
"Of course it's true. It can also be false."
"That's great!"
"..."
No, although it is very good and convenient, but should you really say it from your mouth?
"Fanfan is so pitiful."
"Yes...yes."
"I definitely don't remember what happened at home."
"I forgot about it at the time."
"Then let's start a new family."
I:? ? ?
You are so straightforward, but that is a bit too straightforward.
"Let's start a new family. In the future, even if Fanfan loses his memory again and forgets the old home and the new home, and forgets the new home and the old home, it would be great to have another insurance policy."
Here in our country, this kind of insurance is generally called bigamy.
"Later I thought about it again. I have a family and a wife named Vilas."
"It's a bit regretful, but I still want to congratulate Fanfan."
I looked at Tia's face carefully. She was sincere and sincere. Every emotion she expressed and every word she spoke were not fake at all. They all came from the heart. This is the kind of girl she is.
"But it doesn't matter, Fanfan come to my country."
"...No, are you turning the steering wheel a little too hard? Why do you suddenly want me to go to your country?"
"My country allows polygamy, so Fanfan doesn't need to worry. Whether it's Willas or Linya or Alice, there will be no problem."
"..."
One straight ball after another, fast ball, hit me with bruises and bruises, and I was completely defeated.
This is Tia, the Attack Vitality Girl who could shout in public, "When will Fanfan come and ask for my body?"
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