Chapter 4012 Even Urban Cool Articles Dare Not Write Like This

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"What happened is what Tia said. This is definitely a misunderstanding, so Tamoya, can you take that thing back on your hand first? I've been a little dizzy with bracelets recently."

I sat down in a good voice and invited the guests to drink hot tea. Then, in a tone where everything had been revealed, I began to advise Tamoya, who never left her hand with the bracelet and her eyes never leaving her body.

"Even if something happens, you see, I am already...is..."

"The monkey in the urn." Ben Zina, who was reading a lot, reminded her.

"Ah, yes, I'm a monkey in a urn, I can't escape."

Tamoya: "..."

Lucia: "..."

"But Fanfan..."

The new protagonist who had just appeared had not yet spoken. The little girl raised her hands unwillingly and had something to say.

"Actually, I haven't even had time to say anything yet."

"Isn't this just to save space? With our relationship, there is no need to explain more?"

"Hey, hehe, yes...yes?" Tia giggled a little embarrassedly.

"Mr. Wu." Tamoya took a deep breath and said with sharper eyes: "Although I don't know what the relationship between you and this lady is, I think based on the relationship between the two of us, you'd better explain it clearly. Better."

"Is this really necessary?"

"Yes." Emperor Wu... ah no, the director lady nodded matter-of-factly.

"That's it." I sighed with disappointment and sadness: "I thought that although we had only met once, we had already established a deep relationship, like partners and comrades who have known each other for many years."

"Under normal circumstances..." The serious and serious director lady carefully considered her words and said, "Only those fugitive prisoners will make me unforgettable when I have only met them once, and then they will conduct research on them through the database. A deeper understanding, perhaps, will indeed establish a... a deep relationship between the police and the prisoner, as if they have known each other for many years?"

I'm at a loss for words. Was this Tamoya given a new attribute in the Illusion-breaking Realm, such as being serious and naturally black?

Feminine, bad review!

In the end, I had no choice but to bow to reality, length and word count: "Ahem, Tia, it seems that others don't understand the bond between us, so you'd better explain something."

"Misunderstanding, Miss Police, this is a misunderstanding, we were joking around."

Without thinking, Tia immediately clarified the facts of my crime. She is worthy of being the wife of my heart. If it were Linya, she would have to play with suspense and lift my heart several times before she was willing to let go.

"Well... Although I also think that this possibility is very high, Mr. Wu's realistic expression and tone make me have to doubt..."

Why are my expressions and tone of voice so lifelike? I think if you can, you can ask the real Ben Zina and you will know that it is the huge resentment accumulated after being stabbed countless times on the forehead!

Complaints are complaints and cannot be explained like this. I picked up the remote control casually and said: "Comrade police, look, no matter what happens, no one will be hijacked by this kind of thing. This is just ordinary..."

"Press the confirm and return keys together."

Seeing me playing with the remote control and chewing the baguette intently, the little ghost, who had no idea what had just happened, offered me a try as if offering a treasure.

Just try it, I’ll press it.

“Diandiandian~~~~~~!

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A trembling scream resounded throughout the small villa. After a moment, I exhaled a puff of black smoke. My short hair stood up like a prickly hedgehog. The hairs on my arms still seemed to carry a trace of electricity, making sizzling sounds from time to time. He looked at the little ghost with resentful eyes.

Ni! Ma! of!

for! Varied! What!

"I see. It seems that you have indeed received coercion. Sorry, this lady's lines can no longer prove your innocence." Tamoa, who was about to put the silver bracelet back on her waist, held it in front again.

"Then how can I prove myself?"

"Isn't there another person involved? As long as she is willing to speak." Tamoya signaled Benzina with her eyes.

Attach the motor!

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Why is it Ben Zina!

Not only did she want to send me to prison, I think she wanted to have me shot on the spot right away!

Despair is despair, and struggle is still necessary.

"What...Nana, look, now is not the time to joke..."

"I have a rigid personality, and I usually don't joke with others." Ben Zina put on an old scholar's face, sat upright, and said with inhumane harsh words.

So what you’re saying is that you weren’t joking just now, you were serious, right? !

Taking deep breaths again and again, I thought about it and decided that I could only start with Tia: "Look, if I am arrested, you and your good sister Tia will be unemployed, right?"

"Unemployed?" Ben Zina's eyes lit up, wonderful, why didn't I think of this trick at first? It was such a failure to be coerced by this monkey into running around and speaking incoherently.

However, it seems it is not too late to make amends.

Seeing Ben Zina's eyes light up, I immediately felt terrible. Didn't this guy want me to be separated from Tiadia? For this reason, he didn't hesitate to offer a huge price for the gold oil field. Now there is an opportunity for no capital and huge profits right in front of her. How could you let it go?

"Tia, you need to say something." I have no choice but to plead with Tia to speak up and save the country.

"Nana, you can't do this." The little girl looked at her good sister with serious and firm eyes and said.

"I will continue to cook for Fanfan in the prison canteen."

Don't talk seriously about these earthy love stories even though I'm in prison for committing a crime!

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I feel like I can still save a little more!

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Shocked by the good sisters' persistence, Benzina remained silent for a few seconds: "Miss Police, this monkey... this prisoner is innocent. We were just joking."

Not a prisoner! It's a monkey!

The problem was finally solved, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Speaking of which, I heard an explosion in the distance just now. If I heard it correctly, it should have come from your house, right." Tamoya retracted his silver bracelet halfway, suddenly paused, and then He hesitated.

"Ah, this...is like this, it's the kitchen, yes, it's the kitchen. Vilas was cooking just now. She put the eggs in the microwave, and it really exploded."

"Ahaha...I...I am really a fool."

Vilas, who was suddenly called out, scrambled to cover the little ghost. This may be the worst time the little dog has been hacked so far.

"But I saw smoke coming out."

"The microwave is also broken and it's smoking."

"The explosion was wrong. It was too loud. It didn't sound like the sound of an egg."

"Improper operation, the pressure cooker also exploded by the way." After the first time, the second time it went dark, I felt much more at ease.

"By the way?"

"I mean - instantly."

"Is he okay?"

"You see us fighting, does it look like something happened?"

Tamoya nodded. Although there were many doubts, today was not an investigation. As long as it did not endanger other people, he could turn a blind eye.

Thinking like this, she slowly put the silver bracelet behind her waist...

At this moment, the secret door opened with a snap, and Elijah walked out of it, supporting the messy evil dragon Lena.

"There is a scarred beautiful girl hidden in the underground secret room?!" The little fox's eyes suddenly became sharp, and he transformed into Usagi-chan again. He murmured to himself and pulled out Tamoya's silver bracelet.

"Mr. Wu, is this true?"

"Misunderstanding, that's the training ground underground. They just went...down to compete."

"Leina doesn't know what happened, maybe she was overly excited. She was playing and playing, and suddenly she got entangled in the net. When she was struggling, it wasn't something special. Wherever she touched, her whole body suddenly twitched like an electric shock. , and then it became like this.”

In line with Elijah's words, the little female dragon with hair like Medusa opened her mouth as she was about to die, and a puff of black smoke came out of her mouth, which was so similar to me a moment ago.

This may be the legendary appearance of husband and wife.

"Badminton net?" I asked, and when Aaliya said yes, I understood immediately.

That's okay. It's a new police arrest net that pretends to be a badminton net. It can be put away and installed into a transmitter. The little ghost improved it and added a discharge function. Once it is struggled, it will be triggered and it will not kill anyone, just like the one just now remote control.

You ask me why it is so clear? It can only be said that this is a scientific talent, and it is definitely not possible to try everything one by one.

Elijah's explanation, coupled with taking Tamoya and the little fox around to the underground training ground, cleared my suspicions. Fortunately, fortunately, they didn't check the training equipment, otherwise they would have done it for me. The prepared silver bracelet is about to be put on the little ghost's wrist.

No, why is it just prepared for me?

Tamoya came to visit her home and brought a silver bracelet with her? What do you mean? ! Even if you are a policeman, you can't bring a guy with you when you visit someone else's home.

I'm still the savior of the world, so I don't know who I'm visiting as a guest, so I just rummaged through boxes and cabinets, looting all the equipment, potions, and gold coins.

I thought this matter would finally be over, but unexpectedly, as soon as the door to the second floor opened, the twins helped the dizzy Sarah down again.

What kind of trouble is this going to cause? I looked at the little fox's eyes and sighed.

"There's something wrong with this family!" The little fox seemed to have finally figured out something. He suddenly stood up and pointed at me, with the aura of a primary school student who was the god of death.

"I finally understand why you refused to let me come in for a sip of tea last time. It turns out that there is such a secret hidden in the family."

"What...what kind of secret?"

I swallowed nervously. Could it be the little ghost... or was something leaked?

"See for yourself." The little fox pointed at Linya, then at the little ghosts, Vilas, Laina, Tia, Benzina, the little dragoness, the little mermaid, the twins, and Sarah.

"Did you really not find anything incongruous?"

"Huh?" To be honest, I really didn't notice it. Isn't it the little ghost's problem?

"Is it reasonable that you, an ordinary man, have so many beautiful girls in your home who are more beautiful than big stars? I think there must be a secret about being unreliable!"

The power of these words was like a bolt from the blue, hitting everyone, especially me.

That's it, that's it.

The biggest secret of this family is actually this, yes, why didn’t I think of it?

In this broken illusion, I am neither a savior nor an elder, a twin star, or a man in a cloak. I am just an ordinary upstart surrounded by so many beautiful girls. Is this reasonable?

Even urban cool novels would not dare to write like this, then the protagonist at least has a hidden identity of a soldier king, dragon king or something.

I had nothing to say, I confessed, I surrendered, I extended my hand to Tamoya.

"This is indeed unreasonable. Please arrest me."

"No, I can explain this matter..."

As the leader of this area, although he is new to the job and is not familiar with everything, Tamoya is already concerned about several special points of concern in this area.

Including Sarah, who has pink hair and burning eyes, never leaves her body with a long sword, and is already a charming figure at a young age. As the saying goes, beauty is a curse, and such a girl is especially easy to get entangled in affairs.

Then there are the regulars at the police station, Wu Xiansen, the only patient with intermittent amnesia in the world, and his mysterious and beautiful secretary Linya, and her sister Laina. At first glance, they are just small treasurers of an instant noodle factory. In fact, The identity is probably not simple either.

There is also the most prosperous and complicated food street, where there are various disputes, large and small, every day. However, among them, the two at the end of the street, although they seem peaceful, have unique characteristics. You must not be careless. According to Tamoya's opinion, either nothing will happen in these two places, or something big will happen.

The owners of the two stores, by coincidence, happened to be Rena and Tia in front of them.

In other words, this home encompasses almost all of the area’s special concerns.

Looking at the pair of thick wrists held obediently in front of her eyes as a sign of surrender, Tamoya couldn't help but hesitate.

Otherwise... let's grab it and talk about it later?

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