Chapter 4049 Mr. Wu: Sad to Lose My MIO

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Elijah left, leaving a pair of glasses on the table and a slap on my face.

Of course, it was just a slight scratch on it, as a punishment for speaking pornographically in front of a lady, but because of this, I thought, our relationship is not as close as this here?

Look at this pair of glasses again. Elijah knew I wanted thick glasses and immediately called him and had them specially sent to me. They looked a little thicker than ordinary glasses, and they were very gray in appearance. They said they were reading glasses. Some people believe that it seriously lacks shape and beauty, and feels a bit like an engineering machine in a laboratory.

There was an instruction manual underneath. I used my average IQ to study it carefully. I roughly understood it and immediately put it on eagerly.

Just this look, it feels a little bit interesting, not Saiyan enough.

It worked, but there was one less experimental subject. Looking around, it seemed that it would not be a good idea to go out, stay in a room, or make friends with sex in the basement.

By the way, don’t you still have yourself? I clapped my hands.

As for how to test myself, with my average IQ, it is not difficult to do something stupid like looking in the mirror. It is simple, it is similar to taking a selfie.

He took off his glasses, held them up high, and made a scissor-hand gesture at the optimal selfie angle of 44.95 degrees with the lenses tilted downward.

yeah!

Press it lightly, put it on quickly, and you can see the displayed data smoothly.

Combat power: 9

It's different from Elliya's. Why is there only fighting power left? Not to mention the measurements, you can help me identify the male and female! Even for an engineering machine, isn’t it a bit too crude?

I seriously suspect that Elijah is seeking revenge and secretly deleted many basic functions for me.

Anyway, I just want to experience fighting against the five scum.

Condensing my disappointment, I took a selfie pose again, scissorhands, yeah.

Slightly, slightly, a little bit more energy.

Katcha, I press.

BOOM————!

!

Glasses: I explode!

Looking at the glasses that exploded into two pieces and were still smoking, I fell into a daze. It was better now. It was truly a perfect Saiyan experience.

Then he made a backhand phone call.

"Hello, Elijah?"

"Yes, yes, there is something wrong with the glasses you gave me!"

"It exploded!"

"It's defective!"

"Thank you for trusting you so much!"

"Fortunately, it didn't explode while wearing it. Now I'm really wondering if you want to harm me!"

"What, give me a new one? I don't want such a dangerous thing."

"I really don't want it anymore, it's so dangerous."

"For the sake of your sincerity, let's all take a step back. I don't ask for anything else. If you turn on the measurement function for me, I will forgive you."

As soon as I hung up the phone, I happily snapped my fingers and it was done.

Ten minutes later, a guy in a researcher's white coat delivered new glasses. He looked at the old glasses that did not look like they had been damaged by man, rubbed his sparse and mediocre Mediterranean hard, and took them away in confusion.

Not long after, the little fox came back, holding several eucalyptus bags in his arms, looking like he had gained a lot.

Putting on my glasses immediately, it was time for me to harvest.

"Hey, you guy..." The little fox looked up, looked at my new face and asked suspiciously: "When did you wear glasses? Are you blind? Are your corneas okay? If you don't need them, you can donate them."

I ignored her provocation, pretended to adjust my glasses, and then rubbed my nose.

This little fox... this little fox... these excellent statistics... this figure... As long as there are a few battle batteries and aircraft carrier runways on her body, she can be directly used as a ship's wife.

So awesome!

mine!

If it were Linya, how high would the data be? I can't imagine it.

Thinking of this and that, I rubbed my nose again and again, almost getting sparks. Although I always practice my best, as a savior, I never forget to take time out of my busy schedule to help measure the growth of the girls, but in fact, my hands and Theoretical data shows two completely different impacts.

For example, with one punch, I can knock the Big Seven away.

In other words, with one punch, I can do 100 million tons of damage.

Combining practice and theory, it will become: With this punch, I caused billions of tons of damage, the sky and the earth collapsed, the bright sun was covered by Dou Da's fist, and the wind blowing from the fist blew away the seven giants. .

The readers experienced a complete shock, the writer successfully reached the word count, and everyone had a wonderful experience.

I was still daydreaming about the data, but the more the little fox thought about it, the more something was wrong. The beast mother's intuition made her feel that she was being coveted by something, or even a sense of aversion, and she got goosebumps all over her body. I thought, there must be something wrong with the smelly man in front of me.

If there is any difference from before, it is... those glasses!

There's something wrong with those glasses!

The little fox, who had read a lot of strange publications, immediately thought of items such as "see-through glasses". Not only did he become angry, he swung the fox's face, threw the bag in his arms, and flew towards it with a howl. .

"Wait, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're a bad guest, you eat my food, you live in my food, and now you want to rob me?"

"You are robbing, and this is illegal. Do you know it is illegal? A friend I met ten years ago, Zhang San, is still in jail just because he did the same thing as you!"

"You can hit me in the face, but you can't steal my glasses!"

After a lot of struggle, it was in vain. After all, Mr. Wu, whose combat power was only 9, faced a man with 15 Mr. Wu's power... No, the latest combat power data just now showed that it was now 18 Mr. Wu's power. In just a short time In a few days, Lucia's strength increased a lot. There were a bunch of hair on both sides of her head, which began to curl up against the laws of nature. She initially had the pointy texture of fox ears. Not to mention the comb, even Newton's coffin board was like a hair. I can't hold it anymore.

This also caused Lucia to go out on the street and had to wear two pieces of equipment, a long skirt and a hat, to create the look of an artistic young woman who moans without any reason.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

! "

My glasses were snatched away, and I fell to my knees and screamed, as if I was losing Mio in front of the execution ground.

Farewell, Saiyan, I am no longer worthy.

Lucia grabbed the glasses and found the instruction manual lying on the coffee table. Now the whole package came together. She looked at it here and pressed it there. She quickly got started and put on the glasses. Aha, Mr. Wu, Combat power 9, measurements data... Forget it, you don't have to look at the stinky man, but it doesn't matter if you just take a look at it, well, just one look at most...

etc? !

The smile on Lucia's face that was half proud and half shy gradually became dull.

Measurements?

Her pretty face turned red quickly. She held up Mr. Wu with one hand, who was trying to sneak away after noticing the change in her face. With the other hand, she held up her glasses. She quickly understood the essence of "selfie", said "Kacha", and then quickly put it on. I saw my data.

Then, Lucia's pretty red face started to smoke, and the look she looked at Mr. Wu gradually became sinister.

"I can't tell you that you still have such courage."

"Wait! Listen to my explanation." I made a pause gesture, and my IQ started to explode.

"Actually, it's like this. Originally, I refused uprightly, but Elijah insisted that I accept it. I had no choice but to accept the kindness, so I had no choice but to do it. I was about to seal up this unseemly thing, and you just happened to come back. , I accidentally glanced at it, it was really careless, it was an accident."

"Are you sure you just took a look?" Lucia didn't know about the others, but Lucia knew exactly how long the pervert had been looking at her just now.

"Well... I was shocked by the fighting power of the heroine."

"Nonsense, you're doing it because... it's definitely because..." Biting her tongue, after all, a girl, without triggering the business elite mode, is so thin-skinned that she couldn't say the following words.

"If you don't believe me, you can call Ariya to confirm." Seeing that the little fox was frozen, I couldn't let go of this great opportunity, so I quickly changed the subject.

Lucia grabbed the phone and didn't forget to curse: "Well, I even have Aria's phone number."

"I have yours too."

"That's because I rented it to you and gave it to you for convenience. Normally, I wouldn't give it to you." With a slight snort, she reluctantly dialed Aelia's number.

"Did you give him these glasses?"

"He doesn't want it, but you insist on giving it to him?"

"Really?"

Putting down the phone, the little fox still looked suspicious.

This is not in the river! What is the charm of this stinky man?

"See, I'm not lying."

"Who knows, I still can't let you off lightly."

"Look at the rent and food expenses..."

"Forget it, I'll let you go this time, but my glasses will be confiscated."

"What?! Why do you do that?!" I rushed forward angrily, but was pushed away by the little fox.

"Making tools, isn't this reason enough?"

"At most I ask Ariya to cancel the measurement data function, and you give me back!"

"That's so troublesome. You might as well ask Ariya to send you another pair. First of all, I must cancel the measurement data, otherwise I will call the police."

"Actually, you just want my glasses, right?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

"..."

I was shocked by the shameless attitude of the little fox. This materialistic society has polluted my little fox to this extent. It is so sad.

"No!" I gritted my teeth. The matter had come to this. I definitely couldn't encourage the little fox's arrogance. It would be better...it would be better to die!

"I can give you the glasses, but I have to cancel the measurement data function!"

"Why?!" The little fox changed his tone and became unhappy.

"Why, if the tools for making fun of you fall into your hands, it doesn't count as a crime?"

"I'm a woman."

"Then you are a female gangster!"

"you……"

"If you don't agree, I'll talk to Tamoya and see if she's on your side or mine." I shook my phone proudly.

"Stop fooling people, do you know Tamoya's cell phone?" the little fox raised his voice.

"Anyway, it's right to defeat demons and demon spirits."

The little fox was silent for a while. She knew the character of a good best friend very well. If she really exposed her, no one would be able to play with her.

Her expression softened, and after hesitating for a while, she proposed a compromise plan.

"Otherwise, the glasses will definitely not be returned to you, but I can share the data with you."

"Really?" I immediately moved forward and completed the position change from opponent to teammate.

"Let me explain first, it's just a rough estimate." Lucia looked reluctant.

Tsk, I didn’t expect that Lucia, I, would also help the evil one day, but for the sake of fun, I have no choice. How about calling Tamoya to come over now? Let me think about it, let me think about it carefully, I have to find a valid reason that won't get beaten by Tamoya...

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