Chapter 4061 Elijah:? ? ?

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The next day.

The little fox started to fight as soon as he came downstairs.

"I heard that you went to a party last night?"

"Who are you listening to?" I flipped through the newspaper without looking back.

"What do you think?"

"No, don't you women have nothing to talk about anymore and you have to talk about me?"

"Tamoya and I chatted on the phone until midnight last night. For my safety, Tamoya naturally had to warn me about someone who started to turn into a playboy."

"If I go to a bar and I become a playboy, then if you go to a McDonald's another day, won't you become a fried chicken guy?"

"Look at me tearing up your stinky mouth."

The little fox became more and more violent and regarded himself less and less as an outsider. If he disagreed with me, he would pounce on me and start a struggle. With my nine-point fighting ability, I was able to save my mouth, but I could not keep the newspaper, which was torn apart. One place.

"You are a girl, you should be more reserved and ladylike." I hated him for not arguing, rubbed his panda eyes, and said earnestly to the disapproving little fox with a cheeky face.

"Even if your true nature is exposed, can you delay it for a few days until we are more familiar with each other?"

"You were exposed so quickly. No matter how you deal with someone in the future, you will give them a riverside villa before they even have time to confess to you."

"It's up to you to take care of me. There are so many men who like me that there aren't even enough villas at the bottom of the river."

"I won't deny it." He glanced at the charming and charming little fox, as well as the fox tail, the fox ears, and the feel. Everyone who has stroked her knows it.

"Then you have to think carefully about whether those guys who covet your beauty are worth entrusting them to you."

"If the other person doesn't even appreciate my beauty, then he's still not a man? Isn't it even less worthy of entrustment?"

The confident look on your face really makes you look like the evil dragon Lena.

However, it seems to make some sense.

"What I mean is that a guy worthy of being entrusted should at least not only be interested in your beauty."

"Those men are not only after my beauty, they are also after my pocket money." The little fox yawned out of boredom, as if the men in her mouth were the carbon dioxide she expelled.

"Then in your mind, what does a man worth trusting want from you?" I crossed my fingers, and for some reason, this conversation turned into a midnight emotional radio station.

"Well, pictures or not is actually not my main criterion for choosing a mate..." The little fox tilted her head. She was still young and didn't have time to think about this question, so she could only give a rough answer based on her feelings.

"The key is that this guy has to be pleasing to the eye and agreeable to one's heart."

"Your answer is very mysterious."

"Hey, love is very mysterious. Just let it happen. And look at what I look like now." The little fox shook the plush tail behind her butt that was no longer covered.

Then he shook the fox ears that were already taking shape on both sides of his head.

Why do I think these are all plus points? Forget it, I can't say this. If I say it, this little overconfident little fox will have to raise his nose to the sky?

"Ahem, it's okay. I think... in fact, maybe most people can accept it. After all... the great tide of spiritual energy recovery will soon be known to the world, and many people will undergo some changes. No, You have to accept it.”

"No, did you make something wrong?"

"ha?"

"I mean, look at my smooth and supple tail, and look at my pair of plush and cute fox ears. I'm already stunningly beautiful, but now God has to force me to add points to my body. It's worthy of me." Aren’t there fewer men who can fall in love with me? This is probably the so-called fate of beauties."

"..."

"Look at your dumbfounded look. Do you think I don't go online? I don't understand the hobbies of you stinky men. You have a sanctimonious tone on your lips, but in private you are very nasty and perverted. What kind of beast-eared girl is this? Mom, I actually like it very much. Take you idiot for example. Your eyes are always chasing my tail unconsciously. Several times, you almost couldn’t help but want to step forward and touch it. Don’t think I didn’t notice it.”

"Ah, it's nine o'clock." I looked up at the clock, stood up and said as if nothing had happened, "It's time to go out and buy groceries."

"Vilas has gone."

"It's time to pick up Vilas."

"Vilas drove there."

"It's time to pick up the car."

"You are so rude, you want to run away in the middle of the conversation."

"Shut up, you talked to death first."

"Humph, who told you to underestimate me? I am not a simple and ignorant girl like Vilas. I surf the Internet every day. The reporters in Xiangjiang are not as fast as me. I know everything."

"Wait a minute, what do you mean? Do you mean to say that I took advantage of my ignorance to get Vilas?"

"You're not bad at understanding."

"Good guy, eat my food, live in my house, you really dare to say anything."

"I have a thing to say, I am straightforward and heartfelt, and I am fearless!"

"I'm going to get mad!"

"I'm going to get angry... Hmm, he's a guy with only a combat power of nine." Lucia was really outspoken. Halfway through her words, she realized that her words were inappropriate. She quickly took out her glasses and gave Mr. Wu a ding. This changes the topic.

It has been several days, but the combat effectiveness has not improved at all and is still stuck in single digits. Sadly, Mr. Wu's potential has been exhausted and he has become the mascot with the lowest combat effectiveness in this family.

Thinking like this, she crossed her arms and leaned to one side, easily avoiding the opponent's menacing attack. Not to mention that the living room was so big, it was a hundred square meters wide, but it was only ten, eight, three, two, or even only one square. Once leveled, Lucia was sure not to let the opponent touch a hair of hers.

After all, my fighting power is increasing day by day, which makes me feel a little embarrassed.

"Hey!"

"Although it is impossible for you to meet me, I still have to despise you. Why do you pick others to attack?"

"Who said I only chose the third lane? I only have one goal!"

"Tail?"

"Nothing wrong!"

"The way you are honest is really perverted."

"Shut up, what's wrong with men liking tails!"

"The pervert is still justified." Lucia felt that she should despise Mr. Wu more vigorously. He is really a big pervert, a super pervert, extremely annoying and disgusting.

But for some reason, he didn't feel disgusted or disgusted, and he even enjoyed it a little bit. Probably because, although he was a pervert, he was at least complimenting himself and felt that his tail was very attractive.

What woman can refuse the compliments of others? Even if the other party is a pervert... no, it is precisely because the other party is a pervert that it seems particularly real and convincing.

No, how can a pure and beautiful girl like me play with the perverted Mr. Wu?

Lucia realized that something was wrong with her mentality and thoughts. She seemed to have been influenced by the pervert Mr. Wu recently, and she gradually became impure. All kinds of old ladies were flying around, but she was obviously very ladylike.

So, she took action decisively and easily subdued Mr. Wu, whose combat power was only nine.

"How about it? The tail is right in front of you. Do you want to touch it? You must really want to, right?"

Pressing Mr. Wu down on the sofa, she flexibly stretched out her tail, and dangled the tip of her tail in front of Mr. Wu's eyes, making Mr. Wu's eyes swing back and forth with the tip of her tail like a pendulum. Desperate to see through.

Oh, just don’t touch it.

"You are really a devil!" Mr. Wu reprimanded angrily.

"Better than you being a pervert..."

"Hey!"

Taking advantage of Lucia's distracted conversation, Mr. Wu stretched his neck and opened his mouth to bite. However, the clever Lady Lucia was already prepared. She twitched her tail slightly, causing the opponent's upper and lower teeth to tremble.

"You, you really can't learn well at all, hmm, come on, you have to touch it." The fishing was successful, and Lucia was even more elated.

"You..." Mr. Wu sighed.

Why, you want to use lip service when your skills are not good enough? You, the pattern is broken, I have never seen anything like this, but I have experienced hundreds of battles and been tempered many times.

"I think...do you...find me particularly pleasing to your eye?"

Miss Lu, who has gone through many battles and has been tempered many times, suddenly paused as if the pause button was pressed. Then, a dark blush crept onto her cheeks. She was like a frightened cat, bowing away from Mr. Wu. He jumped up and retreated from the sofa to the corner of the living room more than ten meters away.

"You, you, you... what are you talking about, huh?! Are you blind? Are you out of your mind! How did you know that I like you?! Disgusting!

abnormal!

narcissism!

"

"..."

No, I didn't say you liked me either. Your reaction was a bit embarrassing for me to complain about.

Scratching my head, does this rhythm want my wife and I to have a sweet and sour strawberry-flavored love again?

All I can say is that I can play Breaking the Illusion.

At this time, the door opened and Vilas came back, saving the dying atmosphere in the living room.

The little fox hurriedly ran over, crawling and rolling. When he passed by, he grinned his little tiger teeth fiercely and stepped on my feet. Are you a child?

"Vilas, Vilas, look at your man." She hid behind Vilas, stuck out half of her head, and glared at me with round almond eyes, the evil one was the first to complain.

"He took advantage of your absence to bully me and tease me!"

"Eh...Eh?" The little dog who had just returned home was confused and at a loss.

"What are you talking about? Hurry up and teach him a lesson. No matter how indulgent he is, there should be more second aunts and third aunts in the family!"

I crossed my arms and felt that the old god was here. I couldn’t understand Vilas’s temperament very well. How could he be fanned and set on fire by a mere little fox?

"Yes...really?" Veras tilted her head, as if she was thinking, what kind of food would the second aunt and the third aunt like to eat? Can you do it yourself?

"What are you still thinking about? Pick up your pan quickly and teach him a lesson." The little fox is so anxious. As a wife, aren't you in a hurry? If you don't rush, it's my turn!

The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional. I was confused at that time. I lost stars in the battle and took off my purple dragon. How could this little fox be so evil? He even played a forbidden combination of cards. I'm afraid he didn't want this illusion to be broken sooner. Disillusioned? !

"Hey...but...but..."

"Stop it, let's go. We must make him cool off today!" The little fox pushed Vilas to come to me, pointing at me to go up, middle and down, cheering me on.

"Come on, Vilas, it's all up to you to restore righteousness in the family!"

"Aha...Ahahaha~~~What should I do, sir?" Vilas looked back at the energetic little fox, and looked at me pleadingly.

"She seems to be in a very high mood. If she doesn't show some interest, she might not be able to calm down."

"What should I do?"

"First of all, put down the shopping bag in your hand. Isn't it uncomfortable to hold it?"

"Ah...yes, but it's not heavy." Vilas suddenly came over and put down the 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 shopping bags he was holding with a smile. Because Ariya was not here, there was still plenty of fruit to stock up on today. The purchase volume is not large.

"Well...then what?"

"Like this, Xiu Xiu Xiu, how many punches can you throw at me?"

"But...but, where should I fight?"

"Whatever, as long as you don't get into the frying pan, you can fight in any way." I flashed my biceps and felt that I was good at it. My nine-point fighting strength brought me eight-pack abs and super self-confidence.

"That's what I said, but let me punch you a few times for no reason..." Vilas was entangled.

"Just close your eyes and punch, and you'll be able to deal with it."

"Hey, hey, hey, can you please stop ignoring me? And Vilas, I'm asking you to teach him a lesson, not to discuss with him how to deal with me!" The little fox listened more and more uncomfortable, and quickly interrupted. .

I asked you to teach him a lesson, not for you two to flirt!

"But, for no reason..."

"What do you mean, he teased me for no reason. As a wife, don't you think you should be angry?"

"Eh...should I?"

"Shouldn't it be right?"

"It seems...that's right?" Vilas tilted her head, using an uncertain tone.

"Cheer up, Willas, think about it and imagine it in your mind!" The little fox was furious and gesticulating with his hands and feet.

"Imagine that your husband, the man in front of you, is the biggest pervert in the family..."

"Excuse me, because I am the only man in the family, so even if you slander me like this, I can't find a reason to refute it for a while."

"Look, he can't refute." The little fox said proudly.

"Ah...well, then...what then?" Vilas felt a little confused.

"Then, imagine this pervert in front of you, bullying me in front of you."

"Emmm..." the wife pondered.

"Think about it carefully, think about it carefully..." It felt like Vilas was unmotivated, so the little fox had to add fuel to the fire.

"In front of you, in front of your eyes, he pressed me, a pitiful and beautiful girl, under him. He laughed loudly, tore my clothes, and asked me to obediently offer him my tail. Knead and play with it.”

"I think you don't need to say your last sentence, it really affects the atmosphere." I couldn't help but interrupt, and with that last sentence, I forcibly upgraded the 18X scene to a child-oriented one.

"Oh, let's delete the last sentence." The director and heroine Little Fox touched his chin and thought, yes, so he decided to delete it.

"But...then what?" Vilas looked troubled, feeling a little unable to get into the play.

"Just tearing clothes, tearing clothes!"

"So...then what?"

"You...you still want to hear the follow-up development?" The little fox was shocked, and the little fox blushed.

"So why are you tearing your clothes off?"

"That must be because...of course it's because..." The little fox's face became increasingly red, and finally he put his hands on his waist and looked at me fiercely: "I'll leave this kind of thing to you, a perverted pervert and an idiot. Take care of it." Willas explain!"

"Of course it's because..." I moistened my throat and pointed at the little fox.

"She seduced me!"

"Eh...Ehhhhh?!" The unexpected development of the family soap opera made Willas look at the little fox in shock.

"What did you say?!" The little fox was almost furious.

"She hid the breakfast you made by Veras, two big meat buns, in her clothes. I happened to be hungry. This is what happened."

"That's it." Vilas pressed her chest and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"So what a piece of shit! How can you accept this result so easily? When did I hide the meat bun? Wait, you guy, do you want to say that my F is fake? You clearly looked at my measurements. You obviously know that, right? How dare you open your eyes and tell lies!"

The little fox was so angry that he was already talking incoherently. He didn't care that Willas was standing aside and pounced on me viciously.

"No, I didn't say that's where you hid the meat buns." I argued while running away, it was obviously your own misunderstanding.

Besides, I probably understand your whole body better than you yourself, how could you be so malicious in your slander.

"Kill you! I will kill you no matter what today!"

"Vilas, save me!"

"Ah haha..." Seeing the two of them starting to fight again, Vilas smiled bitterly. After thinking about it, he tilted his head slightly and suddenly discovered a blind spot.

"Why...does Sir know Lucia's measurements?"

These words were like a holding spell, fixing Lucia and me on the spot.

Ah this... this...

The two of them turned back stiffly and looked at the kind-hearted and gentle Vilas. For some reason, they seemed to see Shura behind her holding a pan and exuding a dark aura.

I swallowed hard, and coincidentally, the little fox also made the same sound.

[Hey...could she...be really angry? 】Little fox eyes.

[Isn’t this exactly the result you expected? 】My eyes.

[I just hope she teaches you a lesson, don’t involve me too, I’m innocent! 】Little fox eyes.

[Jie, Jie, Jie, come to hell with me. 】My eyes.

[If you want to die, you die! 】Little fox eyes.

Then he pointed his hand straight at me and reported it to Vilas, crying for glory.

"I'll explain, Vilas, I can explain. This guy is super perverted. In order to satisfy his desire to peek, he asked Ariya for a pair of glasses that can see through a woman's measurements! I am the victim, I am no longer pure, Everything has been seen by this pervert!"

"Eh...huh?" Aelia, who was shot as soon as she entered the door, tilted her head, and three big question marks appeared on her head.

I spent ten digits of money to develop the extraordinary glasses, are they used to look at women’s measurements?

Am I the source of perversion?

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