Chapter 4074
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"Nonsence!"
As soon as we stepped out of the bar and the door closed, blocking the last ray of Bisi's gaze, Benzina and I broke up at the speed of light. The arms that were close to each other were like torn spicy strips. We jumped to both sides and distanced ourselves from each other. For fear of being tainted with another person's aura.
Of course, this alone is not enough. With the bad relationship between me and this guy, I have to live with it no matter what.
"Hey, witch, give me a dynamic light wave punch."
I yelled and rushed forward, and then I was subdued.
No, combat level nine has no human rights, right? It doesn't even provide a combat animation. If not, it won't be given. At least give some text description, at least, give some combat sound effects. How can it be laid down in the blink of an eye?
Is it that I have been practicing hard in the basement for a week, claiming that I can even match the 50-50 dynamic light wave boxing with the Lonely Nine Swords? Isn’t it strong enough?
"Let go!" Even though I was subdued, knocked to the ground, my wrists were twisted upside down, and my back was stepped on by shoes, I was still unafraid, and my tone was righteous and confident, because I still had a trump card.
"There is surveillance at the door. If you are not afraid of Bisi seeing you coming out and being beaten up by Lafite from 1982, just step on it."
Sure enough, after hearing what I said, Ben Zina was excited and finally reluctantly let go of her hands and feet.
But he still looked arrogant.
"I really can't imagine that you, a stinky man and a monkey, would dare to touch me when things got really bad, instead of kneeling down and begging for mercy."
"Kneel down and beg for mercy? Why should I kneel down and beg for mercy from you." I patted my clothes and stood up, with a calm expression on my face.
"That's right. With a monkey's poor IQ, he probably can't imagine the crisis he's facing. Let me give you a reminder, Elijah, Sarah, witch."
"How could you do this?" When it comes to this, I can only talk to Ben Zina heart to heart.
"How can you insult a monkey like this? Monkeys are very smart. Monkeys know everything. What did the monkey offend you for? At least it is not as violent as you, except for the Russian media."
"Hey, who wants to discuss monkeys with you? Stop making jokes and change the subject. Tell me, are you begging for mercy or not? I can call Aika Laiyin right now and expose your little secret~"
Benzina's almond-shaped eyes narrowed slightly, her tone was full of threats, and she grasped what she thought was my weak point without wavering.
"Oh, you go ahead."
"Aren't you afraid?" She thought I was pretending, sneered, and slowly took out her mobile phone from her bag.
"I'm a little worried, but when I think about it carefully, the person I'm most worried about shouldn't be me, it's Elijah. Why should I worry about her."
"Smelly monkey, are you a dog? Aelia can be considered your friend after all, right?" Seeing that I looked calm and didn't look threatened at all, Benzina finally became a little uneasy.
"She comes to my house every day to eat fruit. If she is considered a friend, then doesn't it mean that you and I must also be considered friends?"
"Ah bah bah bah!"
It seemed that I had said something unlucky, so Benzina hurriedly scratched the air a few times and looked around in panic, for fear of being overheard and misunderstood by others.
"Well, even if she is not a friend, she is still your daughter's boss. If you care about her, you should also care about your own daughter."
"Don't mention it. I'll get angry when you mention this, and I won't want to help her."
Think about it carefully, I work for the alliance as a handyman elder, so I can still earn at least fifty gold coins as a salary. What about Sarah? Where's Silus Ecolu?
"She was hiring child labor, so forget it. I asked Xilusi Aikolu, and she was not even given half a cent of salary. She worked night shifts every day and was not paid any attendance fees. She had to rely on her feet wherever she went. You have to risk being captured by surveillance cameras and discovered by the police. Do you think it’s my dog or hers?!”
Ah this?
Ben Zina is a bit confused. If it sounds like this, it does sound a bit silly.
"No, the matter of magical girls is to safeguard justice and protect world peace. Can it be explained by salary or not? Isn't that cliché?"
"I realize that you are still the bastard. I have been defending the world and upholding justice, but no one has paid me a salary yet. Don't the saviors need to eat? Your idea is very dangerous, just like those dead nerds who insist that beautiful girls don't need to eat. It’s like going to the toilet.”
My eyes widened in disbelief. I couldn’t tell. It turns out that you, the doll princess with thick eyebrows and big eyes, is the one who should be hung on the street lamp. You are even more stingy than Akara. Although you haven’t raised a hair in more than 20 years, Not even a cent has been lost, but at least she has not stopped my basic salary of fifty gold coins.
In this way, the three artifacts she promised to me were in a dream, and she was still a loli. She didn't understand the hardship of working as a worker, but no matter how she explained it, she still didn't give it to me in the end. After opening the treasure box He sent me away with a bang.
You can already see the capitalists' faces from here, I should have thought of it a long time ago.
"Huh? What kind of theory are you talking about? If no one pays wages, the savior will just watch the world in dire straits and go on strike without working? What kind of savior is this?"
"This is moral kidnapping. Of course the savior will work if no one pays him a salary, but who stipulates that the savior must be selfless and self-sacrificial? Why can't the savior get what he deserves? He who gets paid for everyone cannot Let him freeze to death in the snow, you don't understand such a simple truth? Have you ever been a savior? Do you know the suffering of a savior?"
"Say it as if you've done it."
Coincidentally, I have actually been one, and I am still on active duty.
"Ah, I changed the subject for you again." Benzina suddenly woke up and stamped her feet angrily: "You are good at using your words alone! From now on, I don't want to listen to anything else. You ask Just tell me, do you want me to beg you or not?"
"If you don't ask, you don't ask." I made up my mind...ah, you are a man, you can ask for it. Doesn't the charterer with the ninth combat power have no face?
"Then just wait, don't cry and regret it when the time comes." Ben Zina raised her hands and gave me a smile.
By the way, she actually had a gun strapped to her leg.
"I'm waiting, oh, by the way." I thought of something when I turned to leave, and turned around.
"If you dare to leak the secret, I will destroy Tia."
"What did you say?!"
Sure enough, Ben Zina, who had been caught in my weak spot by me, heard my scumbag announcement and ignored the fact that Bi Si was watching her. She pounced on me with her slim and strong figure like a cheetah and pushed me to the ground. , stared at me fiercely.
"Say it again? Do you dare to try it?!"
"What, are you panicking?"
"Who...who is panicking? I never expected that you would be such a scumbag!"
"You threaten me with your family and friends and want me to beg you. Aren't you a scumbag?!"
"Huh? How can such a thing be called scum? This is called a strategy!"
"Then this is also called a strategy, a beauty trick."
"Beautiful man?"
"Sorry, I made a mistake. It was a seduction trick."
"Do you think Tia will fall into the trap?"
"If you think Tia can't, then why are you panicking?"
"I'm just worried that Tia is too naive and will be played with by a scumbag like you!"
"After all, aren't you falling into a trap?" I sneered: "I already know your weakness, so give up. Woman, you don't want your best friend to have my feelings played with by me, right?"
"Kill you scumbag!" Ben Zina's eyes were cold.
"Who's afraid of whom?!"
I resisted angrily, but fortunately, the stupid doll princess was so angry that she forgot to use her super power. The two of them were fighting on the ground in front of the entrance of the Green Forest Bar. You rode me, I rode you, and you pinched me. Neck, I'll tear your mouth apart, it's so intense.
At this moment, the familiar default cell phone ringtone suddenly sounded next to him.
We subconsciously stopped and touched our pockets, and then our eyes were all thrown to the women's bag aside.
Fortunately, it was Ben Zina’s phone number.
While I was in a daze, Benzina straightened her waist and clamped her legs together. She immediately had a condescending advantage. She covered my mouth with one hand and reached for her bag with the other hand. She took out her phone and took a look. His neat brows furrowed slightly, and after a moment of hesitation, he pressed answer.
"Hey, Tia."
"Well, well, I... just got up, I'm hungry, I came out to find something to eat."
"Yes, yes, I will go back soon, don't worry."
I struggled fiercely, twisting my head constantly, trying to get rid of the palm covering my mouth, and then reveal Benzina's true face, so that Tia could see clearly what her best friend looked like.
Look, Tia!
Your best friend, she is answering your phone and chatting with you.
While riding on the man you love, twist violently!
However, Benzina's desire to survive was amazing, and she finally remembered to use her abilities. I struggled left and right to no avail, and finally, cruelly, I stretched out my tongue and licked the palm of my hand.
"Yea~~~!
! "
Ben Zina, who was suddenly attacked, actually let out a cute little woman's exclamation, and the palm of her hand covering her mouth was released for a moment.
Taking advantage of this moment, I let out my final roar of defiance.
"Woof!
! "
"Huh?"
Tia asked on the phone with a charming and naive voice, as if she had not woken up.
"Where did the dog come from?"
I:"……"
Hello, are you there?
Not here.
"Ah, yes, yes, it's a dog, a mangy dog, and it's clinging to me." Benzina glared at me and replied quickly into the phone.
"Hey, hey, it turns out it's really a dog." Tia smiled sheepishly.
"I thought I had an auditory hallucination and heard Fanfan's voice. Nana, is this the so-called thinking about things every day and dreaming about them at night?"
"I woke up from the dream. It's time for you to get up and inspect the gold in your warehouse and the oil fields outside." Benzina responded expressionlessly, and hung up the phone decisively without giving Tia a chance to continue.
Then, he looked at me with a ferocious face.
"Smelly monkey, you are dead!"
There was a squeak.
The door of the bar slowly opened, and Bisi, carrying the 1982 Lafite with a thick shadow covering her body, appeared behind us.
"Oops." Ben Zina's expression changed, suddenly becoming extremely innocent and brilliant.
"Mr. Wu, why did you fall? Come on, I'll help you get up."
"Good brothers, forever!"
I took the hand offered by Ben Zina, straightened it slightly, and stood up.
"Look at you, your clothes are all stained." She frowned, like a gentle and considerate wife, and gently waved her bare hands to help me pat the dirt on my body.
"You are the one. You obviously didn't fall, but why are your clothes stained?" Not to be outdone, I also helped her to dust off the dust.
I swear, I just slapped her casually a few times. I really never thought about slapping her butt. You said she is such a big person, why does she always like to push her butt into my hand?
With her back to Bisi, Benzina had veins on her forehead and the corners of her eyes twitched. Then she smiled brighter and used an extra three points of strength on her hands.
Bang bang bang!
It hurts! Bastard, get back at you!
Bang bang bang!
Ben Zina: "..."
Snap~! Snap~! Snap~!
Ouch!
!
Snap~! Snap~! Snap~!
Suddenly, Bisi, who was standing in the doorway, took a step forward. It was this step that gave us a creepy feeling on our backs, as if we were performing some kind of ritual to let the monster out of its cage.
So, the hand that slapped the other person's body was slapped hard, and it was wrapped around the neck. The two of them put their arms around each other, pointed at the sky at a 45-degree angle, talked and laughed loudly, looked forward to the future, and drifted away...
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