Chapter 4079: Adults’ [Jokes]

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Anyway, it's just a dream.

I used this reason to comfort myself. Looking at the little fox, I still felt a little unhappy, but I couldn't beat it in terms of settings, so I was very angry.

Why?

Why! Even people like me, people like me, ah, in my dreams, work so hard, acting this and that, but you sit back and enjoy the results, enjoying the show on the sidelines.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but rest his elbows on the table and put up a pose for Commander Ikari: "You can watch the fun if you want, but you can't just watch the fun."

The little fox eating melons had juice from the corners of his mouth, said nothing, and tilted his head.

By the way, she also sprinkled salt powder on the watermelon. It was really... Hey, it seems that there is such a way to eat it?

"Once you get on our ship, you are one of ours, and you have to help me when needed." I tapped my index finger heavily on the table, expressing a sonorous and powerful force that could not be refused.

"sure."

"No? Then you should get off the car first and think about it carefully when you go back... Wait, you agreed too readily!" I accidentally bit my tongue and almost fell to the ground.

How could you be so casual, what if it was a pirate ship?

"It doesn't matter. Join first. If there are any differences then, it won't be too late to disembark."

My old face darkened: "Please be polite, the righteous magical girl organizes this ship, how can you allow you to get on and off as soon as you ask?"

"Wow, they keep saying they are a righteous organization, but they sound like evil villains."

The little fox smiled playfully, pretending to be startled by me, and turned to look at Ariya. It was obvious that he knew very well who was the boss of the organization and who was the fake Zhan Jiu Nan.

"Alia, do you think this is okay?"

"Hey, let's do it like this." The little mermaid has been smiling too happily since just now. Her face looks like a flower blooming under the sun, and she just needs to carve words on it.

Sister Lin fell from the sky and picked up a little fox for nothing in the car.

No more than a certain Zhan Jiu Nan, she knew the value of the little fox. Not to mention what she represented behind her, it was herself, and she was the most powerful transcendent next to the witch.

After all, she is a woman who can gain the power of several Mr. Wu in a blink of an eye.

"How can you tear me down?"

I was dissatisfied with the performance of the little mermaid. Staring at the little fox was like staring at a piece of fruit, almost drooling. As for it, even if it was nothing, I still have to restrain myself. If the little fox knew that he had a rare commodity, the lion would What to do with Dakou?

"After all, Miss Lucia is an indispensable talent that everyone must compete for." The little mermaid blinked, not feeling inappropriate at all. What happened to Corporal Li Xian? It's normal.

"When I joined, I didn't get this kind of treatment." I patted the table dissatisfiedly, finally realizing why I was unhappy.

Differential treatment, real name envy.

"But..." Elijah looked at me hesitantly.

"Mr. Wu didn't join either."

"Hey, didn't I join?" The unexpected conversation unfolded, leaving me stunned.

"Have you joined?" she asked.

"It seems..." I carefully recalled the conversation with the little mermaid, and suddenly realized.

Oh, it seems that there is no mention of joining the organization.

So that’s it, I haven’t joined yet, I was just begged by the little mermaid, and then for the sake of the twins, I just followed the boat for a while. It was like... like a rope was thrown from the boat, and I was soaking in the water with both hands. I pulled the rope and was led forward by the boat. It could only be said to be a gentle nudge, but I didn't really get on the boat.

It turned out to be the case, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

It's strange that you can breathe a sigh of relief, you bastard!

!

Why are they sitting in the boat one by one, but I have to soak in the water? What kind of different world enhanced version of Adu is this? !

No, not just soaking in the water, not just being raped for free, I even had to free my hands to catch fish and feed them!

I feel so sad when I think that in less than half a month, my family has consumed more fruit than we did in a whole year.

When I think about the little witches going out on patrol late at night, not only did they not get overtime pay, but they also had to pay for it out of their own pocket several times when they had to go to a nearby paid toilet.

It’s okay not to add this kind of organization!

"I've added, how much salary are you going to pay?" I said with a dark face, secretly gathering my strength, ready to angrily scold the little mermaid for her black-hearted capitalist behavior.

"How much does Mr. Wu think is appropriate?" The little mermaid was absent-minded, lowering her head to eat the fruit.

"I've never had a part-time job, and I don't know very well. How many twins are they? Let me take a look."

"They don't have any at the moment."

I knew it!

I took a deep breath, prepared to explode first, connected a set in the corner, and then fired the special kill when the anger was at the end to maximize the damage.

"However, the combat effectiveness detector I developed before has matured and will be officially put into the market soon. I am going to open a new company to specialize in it. This new company is going to give Sarah and the others one percentage point as hard work fee. .”

"Oh." I burst into my throat and was temporarily stuck. I drank a cup of tea to suppress my shock and asked casually.

"Can you make money? That thing."

"In the next three years, there will be no competing products at all. You will definitely make money. As for how big the market will be, it depends on the explosion of extraordinary people in the future. Preliminary estimates suggest that there is a market worth hundreds of billions."

oh.

The black tea in the cup inadvertently formed dense circles.

There was silence for a while.

"Your new company..." I slowly put down the teacup, my expression more serious than ever.

"Are you still missing a dog?"

"Hey, are you going to bully me in the workplace when you just join the job? Don't ignore me." Seeing that Aria and I were busy discussing a business deal to build a kennel, the little fox shouted dissatisfied.

"You are the one, don't bother me being a dog." I was furious.

The little fox was swayed by the momentum of my dog ​​slave. For a moment, he could only nod blankly.

"Let's continue." I signaled Aria to continue the conversation. Next, we can talk about the supporting equipment after joining the job. In principle, I can accept the leather collar. The metal is slightly irritating to the neck...

"Ahem!"

Elijah didn't know the joy of being a dog at all, and gently interrupted my fantasy: "Actually, I have considered this situation and prepared a contract for Mr. Wu."

As she spoke, she took out a piece of information from somewhere and put it in front of me.

"divorce agreement?"

I picked it up and looked at it, feeling a little confused. It felt like I accidentally pressed fast forward and ten years passed in the blink of an eye. During this unknown period, I did some things that violated the marriage law.

"Yes...yes, in order to win over Mr. Wu, I made a...a major decision that went against my ancestors." Elijah did not forget to take a few bites of fruit when he spoke, and his words were full of meaning, unlike usual. Lisuo, his little face glowed with a faint red light.

"You disobeyed your ancestors and asked me to divorce you?" My head gradually turned ninety degrees counterclockwise, unable to think.

What does your ancestor have to do with me? !

"Haha~~~" The little mermaid finally stopped eating melon, gently pressed her clean hands to her chest, took a deep breath and then exhaled, as if she was about to announce an important decision.

"In other words, Mr. Wu will divorce first and then get married."

"No." I was even more confused: "Why should I divorce Vilas and then get married, have enough to eat and nothing to do to contribute to the Civil Affairs Bureau?"

"The person you want to marry is me, it's me!" Aelia couldn't hold on any longer, her face turned redder from embarrassment, and she forced herself to calm down. She showed her beautiful smile again, her voice full of temptation.

"Don't Mr. Wu want wealth, fame, and power at all? As long as he does this, Mr. Wu can have everything I have, including...me."

I lowered my head and thought for a while, even more than Ariya thought about it: "You said less, beauty."

"Oh, is Mr. Wu a secret playboy?"

Ariya caressed her cheek, her shy smile full of confidence, it was indeed true, not only wealth, fame and power, but also her unparalleled beauty.

"But why do I feel that Mr. Wu seems to be indifferent to the conditions I put forward?"

"How should I put it? The topic seems completely inappropriate... and there is a sense of unreality and illusion." I was also surprised at my own indifference.

There was even a hint of inexplicable dissatisfaction.

It's obviously an unprecedented treatment. In order to keep you, the female CEO gave herself to you. What else does she want?

The little fox who was watching coldly couldn't help but let out a sneer. The contemporary Kong Yiji looked at the ceiling, shook his head, and muttered to himself, amusing himself: "What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine. Mine or mine, yours or yours?”

"The new employee shouldn't cause trouble."

Elijah knocked on the table, scolding whom. Isn't communication a basic operation of a businessman? Mr. Wu loves money. I am short of a husband and a daughter. By signing this agreement, everyone will have a bright future.

"It's not a new employee, it's a new shareholder." The little fox said tit for tat.

"I have thousands of fruit chain stores, you can take any shares you want." Aelia waved her hand, very generously.

"Unfortunately, it was Mr. Wu who invested in me." The little fox grabbed the contract and shook it proudly in the air.

Maybe we made this paper together.

"Eh?" I looked confused. You guys are quarreling with you, why are you dragging me into the water again? This little fox can't speak either. Who is buying shares in whom? Doesn't she have some tricks in her P?

And Elijah, weren't you eager for talents just now? How come in the blink of an eye, the script changed from three visits to the thatched cottage to three dozen white-bone ghosts?

Woman, I really don’t understand, I just want my puppy.

In the end, it was the little witches who killed the game.

"Ahem."

Even though another voice sounded in the car, Sarah said in a helpless and shy voice: "Sister Elijah, please stop joking in moderation. There are children and... family members here."

"At least...even if I have to do this...to talk about these adult topics...can...can you turn off the microphone first?"

Then, it was replaced by the hesitant sounds of the twins.

"Sister Eliya, do you really...really want to be our mother Eliya?"

As soon as the twins finished speaking, they were immediately replaced by the pornographic maid. She seemed a little impatient and could hear a slight gasp of excitement.

"Hurry up, I want to see a river of blood."

What kind of blood is it? Given her special personality and sexual quirks, I have doubts.

"You're kidding! I'm kidding!"

Aria hurriedly cut off the call. Under the gaze of the little fox with a narrow smile, she lay down on the table and fell into autistic isolation...

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