Chapter 4069 Xiong Yiba Confirmed!
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The person who came to meet us was Tamoya. I had already expected it. The brain capacity of this broken illusion is completely insufficient. It is incomparable with the salted fish sword and the salted fish sword. It goes back and forth, all of which are reused materials. Technique.
For example, I, a demolished household, am actually the husband of one wife, the brother-in-law of a sister-in-law, the father of five daughters, the best friend of two childhood sweethearts, the big brother of a pink-haired Shakugan JK Lolita, and an instant noodle company. The boss of a grilled fish shop, the landlord of a mutton shop and a bar, the shareholders of a paper mill and an Internet cafe, the slave workers of two eldest ladies from a famous family, etc.
Are you talking about this river? ! Even Wang Dachui wouldn’t dare to act like this!
But, no matter what, I have to continue acting in order to survive in the fantasy world and have a safe vacation.
Wearing a handsome uniform, the Tamo Yasa in front of me is extremely sexy. A small belt restrains her waist, which fully highlights her exquisite and plump figure. She is full of femininity. I suggest that the real Emperor Wu should learn more.
However, Lord Martial Emperor, who should have been full of energy, was leaning on the police car behind him, with the same sighing and helpless expression that I had when I accepted the ability to break the illusion.
"Name."
"Drew...Wu Fan."
"gender."
"……male!"
"age."
"Thirty, probably."
"Profession."
"They say it's virtue...well, sorry, it's joblessness."
"confirm?"
"Okay, Internet cafe partner?"
I answered Tamoya's feeble questions one by one, and then I realized, no, I'm the Eighth Route Army...ah, I'm not a prisoner, I saved Lao Ma, I made great contributions to the organization!
Why is it like interrogating a prisoner?
As for Lao Ma, although he appeared to be uninjured, the clothes he was wearing were too rough and he was carried away by the accompanying ambulance.
It's a pity that our unlucky half-brothers didn't even have time to exchange names.
Actually... I'm just curious about his name, Malag? Peter Ma? It can't be that, it can't be that!
Better yet, pfft.
"Be serious." Tamoya glared, and I quickly restrained my thoughts and squeezed out a trace of pity.
"Captain, we are all our own people, please don't be so serious."
"I really wish I didn't know you and everything was business-like." Tamoya rubbed her temples and continued to show her exhaustion and helplessness.
"Logically speaking, I should thank you for saving Lao Ma. Although it is a bit redundant, if possible, I would rather you not appear at this time and place."
"How could this be possible? Without my rescue, Lao Ma would have been shot into a hornet's nest. You and Lao Ma have a grudge, right?"
I was shocked by what Tamoya said. If I hadn't appeared at this time and place, Lao Ma would have sent it. Don't you know what his attributes are?
Either they don't know, or they really have a grudge. They know Lao Ma's ability to commit suicide, but they still let him work as an undercover agent. What kind of ghost can come up with this idea?
"Lao Ma is my subordinate. I have confidence in him. He will definitely be able to escape without you. On the contrary, if ordinary people are involved, it will be more dangerous. Let me put it bluntly. He has always been unlucky, and It’s easy to involve the people around you, so I always complete some... well, tasks that must be completed alone.”
"You know his unlucky nature and send him as an undercover agent. Are you a devil?"
It’s confirmed, it’s a blood feud.
"Actually, you can think about it the other way round. Why is he still alive today when he is so unlucky?"
Tamoya hit a reverse thinking ball, which caught me off guard, and I fell into deep thought. My child's hole gradually shook, and it seemed that I had discovered an incredible truth.
"Could it be..."
"That's right." Tamoya said categorically before I could reveal the answer: "He is a master of escaping and also a lucky man of death. Only the combination of these two can suppress his bad luck and keep him forever. Surviving in the face of near misses to this day is already a kind of ability...perhaps it can be called the law of cause and effect. Although I never believe in this, Lao Ma's performance over the years has made me, a staunch atheist, There was a wavering.”
Recalling some ridiculous memories, Tamoya pressed her temples hard. Leadership is not easy, and the policewoman sighed.
"You are fine, but you can easily spread your bad luck to the people around you. Do you think it would be a pity for such a talented person not to be an undercover agent among bad guys?"
"I think anyone who can make full use of this is also a genius." Only then did I understand Tamoya's painstaking efforts, and I couldn't help but be in awe.
After learning it, when I get back, I will immediately dress up Lao Ma as a fallen demon, and then throw it into the lair of the Seven Giants, waiting for the fisherman's profit.
No, I am the half-brother of Lao Ma...
Thinking of Akela's unstoppable methods for the alliance, cold sweat broke out on my forehead.
Who would complain that there is too much material when fishing is always done? After all, an old horse is too light and can only show off its abilities in small rivers. If you add a savior, the weight will increase in a short time. Fishing for tuna in the ocean is not a dream.
For the sake of his own life, it would be better to temporarily seal Lao Ma's special usage.
"I don't want to, and I have persuaded Lao Ma to give up this career, but Lao Ma is too obsessed with being a policeman, and..."
"And what?"
"Being an undercover agent and being an addict."
Ah this...
It can only be said that he is worthy of being the Emperor of Death. He is only good at jumping around repeatedly in the Shura field, but his structure is still too small.
"Let's not talk about Lao Ma. Let's talk about you. Why do you appear in a place like this? I've been feeling lately..." Mr. Emperor Wu took a deep breath and stared at me like a little woman complaining.
"Why are you everywhere!"
Cutting corners and reusing materials were not to blame for breaking the illusion. I felt extremely aggrieved and didn’t know how to answer Tamoya’s pointed question. After thinking for a moment, I replied dryly with the lesser of two evils.
"Know the way."
"Oh, it's reasonable to arrive." Tamoya was instantly relieved: "I forgot that you are a road idiot. You need to know the way better and don't get lost again. Just think it's for our own good. Do you know how often Vilas called the police in the past? ?The operator almost cried when he saw the familiar number."
"..."
Don't think that because you are a woman, I won't dare to hit you. Hey, as long as I change my body, the shithole certified female boxer can't persecute me!
In addition, I strongly protest that the frequency with which Vilas calls the police has little to do with me, at least not entirely with me. It’s not all about your publicity work. What’s wrong with going to the police if you have a problem?
"However, even if you have to find the way, you won't come to a place like this. Don't you have any sense of danger?"
"No, how do I know that in such a big city, I can still encounter this kind of thing? Could it be that the sense of security before was false?"
Ordinary people have lost the right to walk at night? The era of Uncle Black Assassin’s ecstasy is coming?
My barrage of questions seemed to have stabbed Ta Moya in a sore spot. He looked like he was being sucked into a huge whirlpool of trouble, and his soul was about to sigh.
"How can it be possible to fake a sense of security? At least...that's how it used to be."
"What now?"
She straightened her police hat and stared at me with her majestic blue-purple eyes.
"What's going on now? Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid?"
"I'm so stupid, give me a hint." It's a fact, you have to admit it.
"Lucia." Tamoya whispered the name of her best friend as a reminder.
"What happened to that little fox? Could she be the leader of the criminal group?" I was shocked.
With a kacha sound, Tamoya clenched her little hands hard and her fists became hard.
"You call her little fox, don't you know what's going on with her?"
That's really weird. I call her little fox because I'm used to it. Does it have anything to do with her condition?
Seeing my confused expression, Ta Moya gave up her struggle.
"Her tail shouldn't be covered up anymore, right?"
"Oh, let's talk about this." I got excited when I mentioned this: "I would be secretive at first, but when I saw that I couldn't hide it, I just gave up on myself. Ha, such a big fox can hide it even if it wants to. Is that so? Not only that, but recently..."
I touched my lower abdomen, and my expression gradually became numb: "Recently, I also learned (remembered) the bad habit of hitting people (me) with my tail."
It seems like I am the only victim, right?
When Lao Ma and the others were stupid, the little fox was flying knives and smashing their anus.
Thinking of this, I felt a little better. After all, I was unique, the most special one in her mind...the Israeli-Palestinian victim.
"Don't you think about it, why does she have a tail?"
That's not easy, she is just a little fox... I swallowed this answer after looking into Tamoya's eyes for three seconds, and I answered honestly.
"Is it because of the revival of spiritual energy? The advent of the extraordinary era?"
"Mr. Wu, don't you know this very well?" Tamoa pressed the brim of her hat, hiding her sharp eyes again.
"So it's because of this that public security has deteriorated recently? Is this the case?"
Nodding, Tamoya sighed deeply again.
"You seem tired?" In her mind, she is always full of motivation, strength, momentum, indomitable, brave and decisive, tough-minded, strong on the outside and strong on the inside. It seems that all the good words of praise are suitable for her. Ya, he showed signs of fatigue one after another, which made me feel a little distressed.
"I shouldn't tell these internal secrets to ordinary people like you... Just think of it as my complaint. Because of the things I just mentioned, the city established a special operations team. I was fortunate to be one of them, but unfortunately , the manpower is far insufficient.”
"Even with your status, you also have to work part-time as a special operations team?"
Although I don’t quite understand the meaning of this, but according to common sense, although Tamoya is only the director of a community in a large district in a second-tier city, given the responsibilities and levels, if it is delegated to local counties, how can I say He can also become a police chief. A proper grassroots backbone cadre is inevitably recruited. Isn't it a bit exaggerated?
"There is no way, there are too few suitable candidates." Ta Moya raised her eyebrows, showing a sense of responsibility and pride.
"The suitable candidate...does it mean that he also has extraordinary power?"
"Not only that, the will and character must also withstand the test. In principle, it is better to be in trouble than to be in trouble. Otherwise, the stall will have rotted from the inside before it is opened, and it will be even more troublesome."
"So..." I looked Ta Moya up and down: "In other words, you are also extraordinary?"
"What, is there a problem?"
"No problem, of course no problem. You are Little Fox's best friend. Guys like Little Fox are extraordinary. There is no reason why you can't be the same."
"That kind of guy... or something like that, Lucia is just a bit casual, she also works hard, uh... it's just that the direction of her efforts is different from mine."
"Yes, yes, everything you said is right. Actually, I have a little doubt..." I rubbed my hands and blinked, looking forward to it, maybe a little obscene.
"Look, you are so close to the little fox. Maybe, in other words, I mean, could your extraordinary ability be... similar to that of the little fox?"
"Want to know?" Tamoa tilted her head slightly, whetting my appetite with interest.
"Think about it, I think about it too much." My little chicken pecked at the rice.
"Just watch as much as you want."
Under my dull gaze, Ta Moya neatly took off the police hat she had been wearing. Her smooth silver-gray hair poured down, and two semicircular bear ears emerged from the thick hair. I got out, squeaking, shaking a few times.
So cute, I want to touch it.
No, even though you are Tamoya, you are too straightforward!
As if she saw the doubt in my eyes, Tamoya explained: "The emergence of extraordinary power will definitely not be hidden from the world in the future. As police officers, we should be exposed first. I am practicing in advance and getting used to it in advance."
As he spoke, the perfect semicircle-shaped bear ears twitched again, and a seductive blush appeared on the girl's cheeks.
She quickly put on her hat, took a deep breath, and felt a little discouraged.
"No, let's call it a day. Now that I take off my hat, I feel like I'm just wearing underwear and going out on the street. I'm still a little embarrassed."
She took a second deep breath and sighed slowly: "Practice is still not enough."
"Indeed." I looked serious and believed deeply: "Comrade Tamoya, please don't worry about my feelings. Now, immediately, use me to practice hard. As a friend of the little fox, this is It’s my unshirkable responsibility.”
"In that case." Tamoya narrowed his eyes, revealing a hint of ill-intention: "It's hard to refuse such kindness. Why don't you invite Mr. Wu to come to our bureau, sit down, have a cup of tea, and slowly help me through the iron fence? Practice?”
"If something happens today, I'll do it next time."
Alas, Tamoya's purity was also polluted in the illusion. She would not be so evil-minded in reality.
"Then, Director Xiong..."
"Um?!"
"I mean, Mr. Director, if nothing else, can I... go back first?" I pointed to the bicycle parked aside carefully, for fear that she would see any clues. After all, it might have been modified inside. Rocket!
"Yeah, let's go back. I hope the next time I see Mr. Wu is at your home and not some other strange place." Tamoya waved her hand and told me to leave quickly.
"He's at my house, maybe he's here to catch me."
I walked all the way, holding on to the bicycle, with my back to Tamoya, and walked and walked, and the distance gradually became farther and farther, ten meters, fifteen meters, twenty meters...
Big aunt!
!
His eyes were flashing with blazing red light, and he suddenly turned his head!
At 0.8 times the speed of light, his gaze passed through Tamoya's side, turned 180 degrees, and landed hard on her round and perky butt.
The curvature is full and it is a familiar shape to me. The most important thing is...
Tamoya didn't react slowly. He took off his police hat angrily and threw it out with a soft yell. Accompanied by the strong buzzing sound of the wind, it was like droplets of blood scraping past the side of my face, and the brim of the hat flew off. A few eyelashes.
Blinded my titanium dog eyes!
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The bicycle fell to one side and I covered my eyes. I screamed in pain and rolled on the ground.
However, it's all worth it.
At the end of the canyon, which is tight and straight and has an astonishing slope, half-covered by the hem of the uniform, I can indeed notice a slight, fluffy bulge.
Xiong Yiba, confirmed!
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