Chapter 4055: Five Brothers Battle Wits and Courage, Rogge Internet Cafe Welcomes New Students

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"Bar Rogge..." The elder brother, who was relieved in words but still had trouble letting go in his expression, lowered his head and pondered, savoring it carefully.

"It's an Internet cafe, Internet cafe!"

I quickly reminded my eldest brother to speak less unlucky words. If it is associated with cursed things, it is easy to be cursed.

"Oh, yes, yes, it's an Internet cafe. Speaking of which, why did you choose such a subtle name?"

"Look at what you said, brother, aren't we five brothers of the same mind? Now that you ask this question, is it because you want to ask and answer it yourself?"

"Yes...really? It seems to make sense, but no matter what, I still think this name is a bit subtle, don't you think?"

The sensitivity of the sixth sense of wild gorillas is naturally not as sharp as that of the performance tools in the zoo. Even if their IQ is crushed, they still relentlessly try to sound some kind of spiritual alarm.

"Brother Gott thinks so too?" The two barbarian brothers carelessly picked their nostrils, showing that they really did.

"I thought we were the only two brothers who had this delusion."

"Brother Wu, the situation is not good. Everyone feels the same way. I thought it was just my illusion. What should I do? The name was your idea. Is there really a problem?"

People who work on engineering projects are somewhat mysterious. They place pig heads, worship Guan Gong, have good times and auspicious days, have good geomantic omen, and sit north and face south. None of the elements can be missing, so Lal looks a little nervous.

Seeing everyone's nervous reactions, I can only say that it is very real, and this illusion can be played.

However, the plan doesn’t stop there.

"Brothers, please rest assured. I, Mr. Wu, never fight an unprepared battle. I have my own tips and tricks to ensure that everyone has peace of mind."

"Fifth brother, don't try to sell yourself, come here quickly."

After all my pretentiousness, everyone became more formal. Maybe I could change the name to Three Kingdoms Water Margin Internet Cafe.

I picked up the backpack I had prepared in advance and said, "Here's the trick."

The eldest brother, Gott, has the lowest head and is the best at arguing. Seeing that the props I brought out were not original enough, he immediately protested.

"Wait a minute, didn't you say the kit? Why did it become a schoolbag?"

"Brother, times have changed." I said. I also want to be fully prepared and do all the tricks, but I really can't put the tips in my bag. Reality doesn't allow it. How about you turn me into a fourth-dimensional pocket?

"What's in your bag?"

"A few pieces of paper." I said as I took out a stack of high-quality rice paper.

"Only a few pieces of paper are reliable? It's better to buy a Bagua mirror and hang it at the door." Lal expressed doubts.

"Look carefully."

I unfolded the rice paper, and on the square paper, the crooked word "新" appeared in front of everyone. Before they could misinterpret it, I started to explain.

"As soon as we feel that something will go wrong, we will paste a new word in front of the name of the Internet cafe, one at a time, one at a time, to ensure the safety of the Internet cafe."

Normal people would think that NT's explanation was accepted by the other four people. After thinking about it and analyzing it, they looked shocked.

"Wonderful!"

"Somehow the alarm in my head went off."

"Me too."

"Me too."

"Then what are you waiting for? It's a good start, let's start a black business, brothers."

So everyone cheered and celebrated. The barbarian brothers got two half-person-high flower baskets from nowhere and placed them stylishly on both sides of the store door. Gott got a bunch of firecrackers from somewhere, lit them and went to greet them. Throwing it on the guest carpet, it crackled, bustled and prosperous.

It really caught fire!

Everyone was in a hurry. You stepped forward and I stepped forward, but failed to put it out. Seeing that the fire was getting stronger, luckily there was a car wash nearby and they pulled a water gun and quickly put out the fire.

After the fire was extinguished, the police car came. Tamoya opened the door and walked out with a solemn expression. When he saw the few of us, the expression on his face looked like he had been constipated for a whole week.

It's very complicated.

"Director..."

"You got the wrong person. I'm just a passing gorilla." Wearing the orangutan mask that I don't know where it came from, Gott completed the precious first example of degeneration in human history.

"Mr. Wu..." Her complicated eyes fell on me again.

"That's right, it's me." The debts are too heavy to bear, and a dead pig is not afraid of being burned. My chest puffed up and I felt quite proud.

"Ahhhhh...why does it become like this?"

Lord Martial Emperor, who has always been full of energy, motivation, and righteousness, at this moment, when he saw Gao Te and me standing together, he couldn't help but show a desperate expression as if he was seeing the Four Pests Alliance.

This combination may be more than enough to destroy the world.

Fortunately, he was worthy of being Lord Martial Emperor, president of the student council, leader of the Bear Clan, and director of the police station. He quickly adjusted his mentality, kept a pretty face, and stayed away from strangers to avoid feelings.

"Since this fire only caused minor adverse effects, I will not hold you responsible for the time being, but..." Tamoya coldly tore off a ticket.

"Set off fireworks and firecrackers without permission without permission. According to the public security management regulations, you will be fined 500 yuan. Who set off the firecrackers just now? The list has been collected."

The instigator, Gott... no, it should be a degenerated gorilla beast. Under the gnashing expression of "It's you" on Tamoya's face, he honestly reached out and took the ticket.

"In addition, the Internet cafe will be closed for rectification from now on. Please cooperate with the fire department to conduct safety inspections. A formal notice will be issued later. If you have any objections, you can raise them now."

"No, no, no." The five people said in unison.

Tamoya was afraid that she would explode if she stayed for a second longer, so she suppressed her facial expression, shook her long, silver-gray hair vigorously, turned around and strode away.

The five men stood in front of the Internet cafe with burnt and water-stained floors, speechless for a long time.

I don’t know who it was, but I ran to get the herringbone ladder without saying a word. I don’t know who it was, but I pulled out a new calligraphy piece with the fragrance of ink still in it, and climbed up the herringbone ladder, as if performing some kind of sacred ritual, with a solemn expression. Meticulously and neatly, I put it up in front of the signboard.

All evils will be dispersed and all evil will be eradicated!

Looking at Xinluoge Internet Cafe, everyone felt as if they had received some kind of salvation, and they all smiled reassuringly.

But when I saw that there was a new letter missing from my backpack, my face became a little heavy. It was like playing Contra. As soon as I landed, before I had time to cross the bridge, I was killed with a precise shot by the sinister and dirty red soldier at my feet. , the precious bright red medal in the upper left corner is missing, that kind of indifferent worry.

This one is a bit dangling, but can I still cross the bridge smoothly and play until the shotgun appears?

"But now that the Internet cafe has been closed for rectification, what should we do next? We originally planned to spend the afternoon in the Internet cafe, have dinner and then go to the bar."

Lal frowned slightly, the original plan was disrupted, leaving the old men a little at a loss.

"It doesn't matter, just spend time there as originally planned. The closure for rectification just doesn't allow normal business. We are Internet cafe owners, we play our own games, it doesn't count as a business."

Gott, who had taken off his mask at some point and completed the anti-degeneration process, folded his hands across his chest, and his rather majestic Chinese character face was filled with fearlessness.

"I can't tell, Brother Gott, you still understand this." We were shocked. This really didn't seem like the intelligence that an orangutan should have.

"I'm not boasting. Because of my wife, I am quite experienced in how to take advantage of legal loopholes." Gott wiped his nose and laughed a few times, feeling a little embarrassed by the praise.

Although we feel like we are not complimenting him.

In any case, the afternoon is settled, and the dinner for the evening has been decided. It is still the familiar Taoyuan Jieyi food stall. When we are full and full...hehehe.

Even the police.

It can't be stopped.

Men's happiness.

As night fell, on the rooftop of a tall building, a man wearing a windbreaker was making a sound in the night wind. Lal had a pair of binoculars on the bridge of his nose, and from time to time he let out a lewd smile that was inconsistent with his cold image at the moment.

"Brothers, it's just as we expected. There's an ambush on the other side." He put down the telescope, turned around, and showed an enigmatic smile.

"No, why did you all eat it?"

"Boss, if you don't eat it, it will get cold." Doug and Gefu slurped the snail noodles in big mouths, making a fuss.

Seeing this, Lal didn't care about posing and rushed forward with a strange scream.

"Save one for me too, you bastards."

Everyone, you have a bowl of snail noodles and I have a bowl of snail noodles. I am extremely happy.

As for the Taoyuan food stalls, they are just a pretense.

In fact, we suspect that there is a mole here, and there is more than one. The best evidence is that he is caught by his family members on time every time he finishes eating.

Therefore, we specially reserved a private room, ordered dishes, and then went to eat in the cool breeze on the rooftop while eating noodles.

Lal put on his binoculars and stared at the food stalls below. Finally, our guess was verified. Aunt Lisa appeared at the gate.

"Humph, Mr. Lu Xun once said that a real man cannot fall in the same place." Lal pointed out the mountains and rivers while eating, sighing at his own wit.

“Hey, wasn’t this what Yang Wen-li said?”

"No, I remember it was the Pirate King."

"That's nonsense, Sailor Moon said that!"

"It's a face code, the murderer is a face code!"

One by one, the fake two-spined apes began to argue loudly, while the real two-spined apes remained silent and just chatted.

"In short." Lal, who had finished eating and wiped his mouth, inserted the disposable tachyon hard into the fast food box, crossed his legs arrogantly, lit a cigarette, and puffed on the stars in the night sky.

"Stupid Lisa, you thought you could defeat me with the same move, but you didn't know that the prey and the hunter had switched sides. It's so pitiful... Hey, was there a clicking sound just now?"

Laer looked at me. I put away my phone and shook my head: "I didn't hear it. You must be delusional."

Although I understand Lal very well, he has been strict with his wife all his life, and it is inevitable that he will finally win once and be proud of himself.

But why couldn't he think about it carefully, why he could live to this age safely and have such a lovely daughter and an excellent son-in-law.

If you don’t win, you won’t die. Don’t you understand such a simple truth?

Gao ordered a portion of his private secret fried banana and snail noodles. The specific method is to add twelve fried bananas to one portion of snail noodles. First, pound the fried bananas into a lake shape, then cover it on top of the snail noodles. Stir continuously for ten minutes clockwise, occasionally using a blender to be lazy, and then leave it for five minutes until the two flavors are completely integrated before eating.

Because the color and taste are quite special, no one can compete with him for his share, allowing him to make a profit.

"Brothers, it's time to set off. Today, my brother will take you on a pilgrimage." He wiped the mixture of fried banana lake and snail powder lake at the corner of his mouth, his eyes gradually became more and more sharp.

Everyone put down their tachyons, stood up in unison, lined up in a row, and took a big step. Under the starry sky, on the rooftop, in the darkness, with the night wind, five tall men with stern faces, wearing five hunting black clothes, The windbreaker simply embodies the powerful aura of the Bollywood A-Three-Day Group.

You can play in the Northeast anytime.

"Ah, you guys go first, I'll clean up the garbage." Doug suddenly stopped and turned around to clean up the remaining takeout garbage.

Although he has a bald head, tattoos, and bad mouth, he is a good man.

Lal's plan to build the plank road openly and covertly allowed us brothers to overcome the biggest difficulty and see the Green Forest Bar sign for the first time.

Although it is very inconspicuous.

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