Chapter 4050 Tasting Session Between Mr. Wu and Miss Fox
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The girls passing by the living room saw a puzzling scene today.
Lucia and Mr. Wu, two people who were sarcastic, yelled and killed, and even kicked people out, and whose relationship was so bad that it can be seen with the naked eye, today, I don’t know what evil they did, actually sat on the same sofa closely, side by side. , head to head, wishing that the buttocks were stuck together.
For those who don't know, they would have thought that the two of them were newlyweds, and they were in love, and they could get away with each other anytime, anywhere, and live a life of shamelessness day and night.
What's even weirder is that they looked at the two of them with strange eyes. They were completely unaware of it, and even turned their strange eyes towards everyone who passed by.
The heads that were close together turned towards each other from time to time, with their lips close to the ears, and they murmured softly for a while, as if they were commenting. You couldn't hear what they were talking about, you could only see the expressions on both sides, whether they were confused, excited, or proud. Or confused, or helpless, and then burst into laughter.
Every girl passing by had goosebumps all over her body, as if she had been exposed, and her steps were hurried, as if there were two perverted uncles sitting on the sofa.
Vilas, come and take care of your husband! The Jiangnan Textile Factory version is outdated, now is the era of fox tenants and lustful landlords!
After all, they are sharing glasses, and it is inevitable to be looked at with colored eyes by girls.
I don’t take it seriously. Anyway, it takes more than a day or two to become a pervert.
As the saying goes, be sure to take it all.
It will be fine in a few days, but it really doesn't work. I can't get rid of the girls' piercing gazes. I can only lose my memory again. If a pervert forgets that he is a pervert, will he still be a pervert?
"Shh, don't be dazed, the prey is coming."
It was Vilas who came back after opening the door. She was carrying big bags and big bags and big bags in both hands. Several of them were so full that the bottom of the bag was about to fall to the ground. The shopping bags surrounded her lower body, as if she was wearing a rococo-style dress. Tutu.
After all, there are more and more people at home, and recently I have to prepare Aria's fruits, so there is no way to buy them in bulk.
I stepped forward to help carry it, but Veras said no, and she suddenly lifted the seven or eight large bags to her chest, easily, without panting or sweating, and her steps were steady and light.
Obviously, my good intentions turned out to be trouble and trouble for her.
After seeing this scene, I returned to my seat silently.
Let me explain first, this is not the power that Vilas gained from awakening as a transcendent, but has always been like this before. If my muscles make people suspect that they were gained by lifting irons in the gym, then Vilas’s strength definitely comes from Trained through housework and shopping.
It makes people sigh and sigh, women on the border are just strong.
Quickly getting into position, I immediately turned on the little fox sticking mode and started whispering.
"how?"
"Your wife is really good. She has the strength of seven Mr. Wu." The little fox also leaned his head over with a touch of pride in his approval. Hey, she is weaker than me.
"Humph, you underestimate her too much."
"Nani?"
"Vilas' true ability can only be shown in the kitchen, so watch out."
The eyes of the two of them watched as Vilas entered the kitchen carrying the bag. We adjusted the viewing angle and continued to observe quietly. After a staggeringly skillful tidying up and sorting, the sound of a fire was heard, and Vilas Turn on the gas.
At this moment, in Lucia's eyes, Vilas' combat power value suddenly jumped.
Before she could react, Veras continued to act. She grabbed the pan on the side. In Lucia's eyes, the combat power of Veras, who was holding the pan at this moment, jumped even more fiercely.
A full forty-nine Mr. Wu’s strength!
The little fox was stunned.
After sharing the information with Mr. Wu next to him, he predictably crossed his legs and expressed with an incomprehensible expression that this was not the complete body of Vilas. In addition, there was also a terrifying ultimate body. .
"What's going on with Willas's complete body? How can I see it?" The little fox was shocked and frustrated, and his curiosity was boundless.
"Well..." I thought for a moment, my eyes fell on the busy figure in the kitchen, and I remembered some terrible experiences that I still remember with fondness.
"First, you have to buy a lamb for Willas and let her name it, preferably after her favorite man, and then wait until she raises the lamb, and then..." The memory freezes on a certain unlucky place On the egg, I said firmly.
"Then, roast the sheep in front of her. You can see her complete body. Maybe there is a chance to break through to the ultimate body."
"Is this something done by humans?" The little fox couldn't help but exclaimed at my vicious plan.
"This is the only way to make Vilas, who has the greatest ambition in the world, angry."
"I thought you cheated on her in front of her or something."
"Haha, Willas won't be angry about this kind of thing. Look at how close we are now, has she ever said a word?"
I sneered, cheating in front of you, you underestimate Vilas, I have tried so many times, but it doesn’t work at all, she will only prepare a bowl of special Momo full of energy for you after you are exhausted. noodle.
"I didn't expect that Vilas, who looks harmless to humans and animals, has such a high rank."
The little fox took a breath of air. When he had just grown a tail and was still trying to accumulate energy to grow ears, the other party had already developed a mature body, a complete body, and an ultimate body. It was a complete dimensionality reduction attack and advanced civilization. The crushing of low-level civilization.
"By the way, do you want to know your wife's measurements?" The little fox suddenly remembered business.
"Think, think, think." I nodded repeatedly. Although I had experienced it countless times, I lacked theoretical knowledge and asked the coach to teach me!
Chirping, the little fox didn't show off, and gave me three numbers against his ear, and then asked, "How do you do?"
"A small bowl of rice, five minutes full, good for health and nourishing the stomach, is enough." I touched my chin, shook my head, satisfied, and felt that my soul was sublimating.
The little fox looked at me with contempt, and then seemed to find some encouragement, and whispered: "There can't be any complete body or ultimate body of this thing, right?"
"Ah, who are you asking about?" I was immersed in the wonderful combination of theory and practice. I suddenly didn't hear clearly and asked.
"Vilas, it's the same for everyone, is there really such a person?"
"Of course Willas won't. You have to go to the second dimension to find this kind of thing. There are many examples of ordinary elementary school students who transformed into magical girls with the world in mind."
I laughed dryly and made vague remarks, not daring to say that it didn’t exist at all in reality.
Although it is hard to say it, I am exactly the person you mentioned.
After Vilas, the second victim... ahem, the second guinea pig was the pornographic maid. Seeing her data, the little fox showed a solemn look on his face.
"Why, is she very strong?" My first reaction was this, no, the maid is weak, incompetent in fighting, and her ranking is all dependent on her sister's support and support.
"It's gibberish." The seriousness on the little fox's face turned into confusion. Is the quality of these glasses good? Are they defective? Why did something go wrong after just one use?
Oh?
I was stunned for a moment, and then I understood what was going on. It probably wasn’t the glasses, but some trick on Elijah’s side. As one of Jeluka’s own, how could the most important combat power data be exposed so easily? Yep, in the same way, the fighting power of Sarah and Gemini should also be blocked and cannot be seen.
Perhaps only the pair of glasses with the highest authority in Aria's hands can see it.
The thing about the witch can't be explained in a few words. The little fox Hanhu and I explained to Jeluka that they are Elliya's [own people]. With her cleverness, she should be able to understand it immediately.
"but……"
As if she had discovered a new world, she suddenly exclaimed in a low voice: "But I can see the measurements."
Aria, what have you done?
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One second I was applauding the little mermaid for being cautious, and the next second I flipped the coffee table in my mind angrily. If the combat power can be blocked, why not block the measurements altogether? It's intentional, it's definitely intentional!
But that’s okay, huh.
"How's it going?" I nudged him with my elbow.
"Uh-huh." Dan Hu hummed ambiguously, not at all as happy as when he broke the news about Willas just now.
"I thought about it, but I still feel that I can't tell you. This is a girl's greatest privacy."
"What did Vilas say?"
"She is your wife, different. Who are you, Jeluka? Who is Jeluka, and why did she suddenly move in!"
Ah, this...have you just realized that there is a stranger in the house now?
"Didn't I just say that I am from Aelia. I was asked by Ariya to live in my house for a while. That's pretty much it."
"Hmph, it's so mysterious. Who knows if what you're telling the truth is true." The little fox didn't ask too much and changed his tone.
"In short, the specific data can't tell you."
"I know, I'm older than you, right?"
"What did you say?" The little fox's hair exploded as expected.
"I think you two should be about the same. If you don't want to tell me, it means Jeluka is a little older than you." I used the provocation method.
"Hmph, I won't fall for it. Anyway, I can only tell you that I am almost the same as her. Having said that, if my most important privacy is known to you, should you kill me and silence me?"
When he thought that his biggest secret had been exposed, the little fox felt ashamed and angry, and his eyes became sinister again.
"Hey, didn't we agree before that we would be equal? Didn't I give you the glasses?" I felt aggrieved. This little fox had gone back on his word and had no moral ethics.
"Anyway, just stay calm." The unhappy little fox decided to have some fun, stared at Jeluka, and discovered something.
"I know her approximate strength."
"Really? Is this okay? Then what is the use of these glasses?"
Recalling that Aria seemed to be very proud to promote to me that she spent a full eleven digits to develop this pair of glasses. Now it seems that her eleven figures were probably wasted.
Not as good as a little fox.
"What do you think? I am born with a keen sense, so I can roughly feel it." What the little fox said made me feel that if the eleven-digit bill was thrown into the water, I could still hear a sound, which was about the same as one. fox.
"Using the auras of me, you, and Vilas as a reference, I can roughly estimate that Jeluka's combat power should be about the power of twelve Mr. Wu."
As expected of you, the dirty maid, as the protagonist of the version, but you are not even as good as the little fox in combat.
"But this shouldn't be her actual combat power." I thought about it, the witch can still transform, and decided to remind the little fox not to get too carried away.
"Does she also have a complete body?"
"I don't know if it's a complete body, but... you'll see about it later."
I randomly pulled out a magazine from the coffee table, dropped it on purpose, and then exclaimed.
"Oh, who dropped this limited color collector's edition of Artoria's fan comic?"
As he spoke, he bent down to pick it up.
I saw Jeluka who was drinking water, her eyes glowing red, her hair coming first. A strong wind blew in front of her eyes, and a black shadow passed by. When she looked closely, she saw that the magazine on the ground had disappeared.
"Such unhealthy things cannot appear in the home and must be severely confiscated." The maid of Huang Duanzi held the magazine firmly and explained to me plausibly.
Could you please wipe the water from the corners of your mouth before speaking?
"Oh, I made a mistake. It turned out to be an ordinary magazine, so I said, how could there be such unhealthy things at home?" I wanted to tease the little maid, so I pretended to be surprised and reached out to ask for it.
After being stunned, the little maid glanced at the cover of the magazine, gritted her teeth, and this time a glimmer of water overflowed from the corner of her eyes.
"You...you liar..."
She threw the magazine hard at me, raised her finger, and uttered a vicious curse with tears in her eyes.
"I curse you, I curse you, the big liar, I curse you and all the women in your family to be pregnant!"
Uh...eh...ah?
Is there such a good thing? Could it be that you are actually trying to find a way to give yourself a blessing buff?
Seeing the pornographic maid slamming the door and leaving in anger, the little fox and I looked at each other.
"No, she also cursed me just now?" The little fox suddenly remembered that he also lived in this house, and immediately jumped away from me as if his tail was on fire, as if he would get pregnant if he was close to me.
"Put this little thing aside first."
"How can this be a trivial matter!"
"Let's get back to the topic. Did you feel Jeluka's fighting power just now?"
The little fox was stunned for a moment, recalling the moment when he picked up the magazine, his face turned pale: "The strength... has increased by at least five or six times."
What's going on? Why is everyone in this family so horny?
Could it be said that apart from Mr. Wu, the weakest person is himself?
I nodded. This was still the case without transformation. He was indeed the version of the protagonist. He pushed a useless maid to such an extent. It was really blind.
Next one, next one, let me see who it is, oh, little ghost!
My eyes lit up, I looked at the little fox, the collision of fate, the greatest fun was about to come.
anyway……
I crossed my arms and suddenly realized a blind spot that I had always ignored.
What exactly is Mr. Wu’s power?
I have laughed at my senior brother, laughed at the Hairy Leg Immortal, smiled and laughed, and finally it is my turn to become a combat unit?
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