Chapter 4056: Fantasy Version of Green Forest Bar

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"The store is a bit small, is that really okay? Isn't it a strange place?"

It was my first time here, and I had doubts when I saw the inconspicuous entrance and inconspicuous signboard of Green Forest Bar.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Brother Wu, people who come here for the first time will have such questions, but as long as you have been there once, you will know why."

"Why?" I said reluctantly.

"Because the business is so good, there is no need for a striking facade to attract more new customers."

"It better be this way."

I am not convinced, but I am convinced in my heart. The three signature maid combinations, apart from their other abilities, are really unmatched in the bar industry.

"Wait." The sneaky Gott seemed to have discovered something. The cat showed a small part of its face to the door of the bar at the corner, and made a pause gesture to us behind me.

"It's your sister-in-law, my wife, Lina."

"No way, it's so dark, can you really see clearly?"

"You can't be wrong. Lina and I have been married for many years. Even without looking, we can tell she is nearby just by smelling her."

"So awesome?" I was shocked. This nose made me, a Dru Yin, feel ashamed.

"Gorillas are like this. They have a very sensitive sense of smell, otherwise they wouldn't be able to find ants to eat." The other brothers said they could understand.

"Don't talk nonsense." Gott turned around and glared at us, saying.

"Only chimpanzees eat ants, not gorillas."

No, is this what you want to refute?

Where did you get this knowledge about orangutans?

"In short, although I can't determine the specific location, I can feel that Lina is monitoring near the door. She has been a police officer for many years and has rich experience in guarding prisoners."

"Then what should we do? It looks like we can't go to this bar."

"Humph." At this time, Lar took a step forward proudly.

"Let's go, let's go, let's meet another day." Everyone started to disperse.

"You guys have to listen to what I have to say, you bastards. You promised to go today. Where are your determination?!" Lal, who was ignored and ignored, quickly grabbed us and jumped in anger.

"Didn't you finish humming this all?"

"Boss, if you keep showing off, we will really break up."

"Okay, okay, I said, actually I know the back door of the bar's kitchen. This is a treatment that only super regular customers can get."

"By the way, how many times have you been there?"

"Hmph, it's hard to count. I've been coming here to sit here every chance I get for a while."

"You haven't done anything sorry for Sister-in-law Lisa, have you?" I looked up and down at Lal. In different worlds, maybe the Uncle Lal I was familiar with has changed.

"Who do you think I am, you bastard? Besides, the Green Forest Bar is a serious place. It's a very clean bar. Not to mention the mess. Even noise is not allowed. It can be said to be a gathering place for gentlemen."

Thinking of the fanatical Fini fans, I nodded. That was indeed a gentleman and there was nothing wrong with him.

Under the leadership of Lar, we bypassed the main entrance of the Green Forest Bar and went into a hidden narrow passage that could only accommodate one person. Big muscular men like the Savage Brothers could only walk sideways.

After passing through several maze-like forks, Lal finally stopped at a back door. Like a thief, he looked around for a few times. After confirming that no one was there, he suddenly turned around and took a deep look at us.

"Is there a mole among you?"

"How could it be? Don't you still know what kind of person I am?" Doug answered loudest.

I also straightened my collar, and said with an awe-inspiring expression, "Brother Lar, if you still say such things now, is it a bit too hurtful to the feelings of brothers?"

"That's right, Brother Lal, why are you talking about this inexplicably? We are all good brothers with the same heart. How can there be a mole in the same heart?" The Gorilla had an innocent and honest face, and its eyes shone with the pure light unique to wild animals. .

"I hope so." Lal's eyes lingered on the barbarian brothers for the longest time. It was precisely because the brothers had known each other for many years that he felt that if there was a mole, it would most likely be the two brothers.

They have done this kind of thing like betraying their eldest brother once or twice. For the sake of his eldest brother, they can go out of their way to help him. There is nothing to say about brotherly loyalty, but if it is the sister-in-law who speaks, they can also hold the eldest brother down and help him out. Knife.

As for Brother Gott, he doesn’t have such an IQ. Ignore it. Brother Wu’s words... He looks like he is inexperienced in the world. On the surface, he has little interest in the Green Forest Bar. In fact, he is probably a big bored. I’m afraid he has been looking forward to it for a long time. .

Although you can ride on Sarah-Lisa's secret line and act as a mole, it's not necessary.

Thinking of this, Lal reached into the crack of the door and rang the doorbell hidden in the hidden place. After a while, the sound of loudspeaker and electric current came from inside. He knew that the time had come to answer the code.

He coughed twice, hesitated a little, and finally gritted his teeth and pinched his nose.

"MIRARUKU, KIRARUKU, GYOGYOGYOGYO..., I like fish the most."

With a clang, the iron door that looked like an electronic lock opened a crack. Lal suppressed his red face. Under our strange gazes, he moved his hand angrily and opened the door first.

"You have made a profit today, but the treatment is only available to regular customers, so hurry up and come in."

Under the leadership of the bartender, the five people filed past the kitchen and around a wine cellar. They came out from an inconspicuous employee-only door and stepped into the bar. The atmosphere was suddenly different.

As Lal said, there is indeed no noisy electronic music in this place, and there are no weird neon lights. It is not enthusiastic, not cold, not ambiguous, not alienating. The music with just the right atmosphere is like the whisper of a shepherd girl, soothing. For every heart that steps here.

Although the store is not large, the layout is not compromised at all. Although there are no private rooms, the distance is carefully calculated, and the dim and warm light is appropriate, so that each table can maintain a low voice without being spied on or disturbed by neighboring tables. atmosphere of privacy.

As soon as you enter, you can feel the difference in style between this place and other bars. If you take into account the various types of wine bottles piled up on the walls and the bar counter that takes up a full quarter of the bar, it will be a shock. The feeling is even more extraordinary.

In style! Professional enough!

If these are all hardware facilities that others want to imitate, as long as they are diligent and willing to spend money, they can learn 70% to 80% of them, then there must be something unique that others cannot imitate, which makes Green Forest Bar so famous.

That's the software facility here, the bar's signature trio of maids.

No, as soon as we came in, we already heard the familiar Meow Meow Monster leader. She was still wearing a fluttering ribbon maid uniform. She was gorgeous and beautiful, delicate and cute. She was almost the same as Fini in reality, with a smile on her face. , both happy and angry, came towards us, and that familiar figure made me suddenly feel like I had returned to the familiar dark continent.

This sense of ambiguity has also been transmitted to the rest of the people. Unlike me, they are completely attracted by Fini's temperament and beauty. Some Fini fans once discussed why Fini is so loved by everyone, almost more than half of them of people chose the same answer.

The first time I turned around to see her, I seemed to see the shy and smiling first love under the green tree.

The perfect first sight, coupled with the transvestite's unique male analytical power, this is Fini's greatest charm.

"Meow, Mr. Lar, let go of your beautiful and lovely wife and daughter at home. Thank you for letting me, meow. And Mr. Gott, please spend more time with your wife. I don't want to be inspected every day. Meow, Mr. Doug and Mr. Goff It’s time to come here more often, and you’re getting older now, meow.”

Compared with the reckless and unlucky transvestite in the real version, her role in the bar is slightly different, and her temperament is naturally different. The fantasy version in front of her is more shrewd and capable, and she is good at dancing.

As soon as I finished thinking about it, the little transvestite, who seemed to have grown a lot, screamed with a meow and gave us a flat fall.

It's very real, at least in terms of unluckyness, he is exactly the same. He is a strong player who can compete with me for the throne of Tragedy Emperor.

The people around her burst into kind laughter in unison, as if they were used to this scene. I wonder if there was some secret agreement. No one helped her up. Feini herself was not pretentious. As soon as she fell down, she covered her face with her hands. Red Nose stood up and smiled sheepishly at everyone.

This brash girl's cuteness and cuteness are in huge contrast to her mature and capable coquettish tone just now.

I seemed to see several guests, and the little people on their heads jumped from the unsteady neutral position into the pit of Fenni fans.

"Ahem...ahem, hey, this customer is very unfamiliar to me. Is this your first time visiting me?" In order to cover up her embarrassment, the little transvestite rolled her eyes and landed on me.

"Introducing a new guest to you." Lar smiled brightly.

"Single cat?"

"Married."

"Ah." Feini shook her head in disappointment: "Obviously my dream is to make the bar a place for lovers to meet, but why in the end are all the married alcoholic uncles there?"

"Ah, I didn't mean you meow. Of course, if you are an alcoholic then just pretend I didn't say meow."

"It's okay, it's okay. I don't drink much, but you can think of me as Uncle Juice." I let it go. It seemed that communicating with Feini like this was not interesting.

"The guest is really interesting. Very nice. I've decided to give you a free meal today."

"Hey, does that include us?" Gott pointed at himself excitedly.

"I'm sorry, our store is small and the profits are small. Mr. Gott, please pay for it at your own expense."

The all-rounded Fini quickly became involved with her brothers and did not neglect the guests around her. She would chat with a few words from time to time, which would arouse laughter and laughter, as if she was a pampered person.

"I don't know why, even though this is my first time meeting Mr. Wu, I still feel so familiar. Could it be that Mr. Wu and I are particularly destined?"

Finny's eyes fell on me again.

"Do you say this to every guest?" I asked.

"Brother Wu, you have wronged Feini. She never likes those vain polite words. I can guarantee that you are definitely the first customer of hers to say such things."

Lal and the surrounding Finnish fans looked at me with envy.

"I see, then I think, maybe..." I lowered my head and pondered for a moment, recalling the location of the bar again.

Everyone is looking at me, to see how I, the lucky person who has been taken care of by Her Highness Feini, am going to seduce the little transvestite.

"Perhaps, is there such a possibility?" I paused, raised my head and looked into Feini's starry eyes.

"Actually, I'm your landlord?"

"Eh...Eh?!" Even Feini, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, has never seen this kind of routine before, and her expression froze when she heard this.

"Hahaha, Brother Wu, you really love to joke."

"I'm not kidding, I remember that this place should be signed every two years. Linya used to help me take care of it, so it's normal that you haven't seen me."

"No, is it really true?" Hearing what I said was so serious, the others couldn't laugh anymore.

"Since I can tell you Linya's name, I think it should be confirmed. So it turns out that the Mr. Wu who Linya signed on behalf of Linya in the contract is the Mr. Wu in front of me."

After Feini came to her senses, she couldn't help but sigh: "You are really like a dragon that never sees its end. The bar has been open for almost five years, and this is the first time I have met the real landlord, Meow."

"Linya has always been helping me take care of it. If I hadn't taken a look at the address just now and felt it looked familiar, Linya seemed to have mentioned it to me and confirmed it with you again. I wouldn't be completely sure."

"So, is it because of the landlord? The first time I saw Mr. Wu, I felt that he was very friendly." Feini blinked and stared at me carefully with some uncertainty, as if she wanted to find out the reason.

"..." I took a sip of lemonade silently and didn't answer.

It must be a bad relationship. After all, he is the one who has been fighting for the throne of the Tragedy Emperor with me for more than ten years. It's a pity that I didn't see Lao Ma. Otherwise, if the three giants gathered together, even the magical girl would tremble.

"Can I have a drink with Mr. Wu? Just think of it as... bribing the landlord, Meow?" Feini snapped her fingers, and a waiter brought two glasses of juice.

"It's easy to say." I took the juice and drank it all in one gulp, smacking my lips. Yes, it was unmistakable, it tasted like Biscuit.

"We are all so familiar with each other. You're welcome. I will treat this place as my home."

Patting Feini on the shoulder, I gestured towards the bar: "You guys chat first, I'll go over there and take a look."

"Ahaha, how should I put it? Brother Wu's character... is indeed a bit strange, but there is no malicious intent. I can guarantee this."

Seeing Feini staring blankly at the slapped shoulder, Lal quickly explained for fear that the other party would be angry.

"No, I don't mind meow...how should I put it..." Feini came back to her senses, bit her nails, thought for a moment and then smiled: "This feeling of old friends is not bad, not even strange, Wu Sir, he is such a wonderful person."

"Right, right? Brother Wu and I hit it off right away, like long-lost brothers." Gott drank more than half a glass of cold beer, and laughed a little tipsily.

"Is that so? I think Mr. Wu may not be happy to hear this. He doesn't want to be a gorilla, Meow."

Feini clinked glasses with her opponent, took a sip of foam, and had an elegant smile on her lips. She made just the right comment and made the brothers laugh again.

On the other side, I came to the bar and sat down. The bar, which was more than ten meters long, looked extremely exaggerated and eye-catching in this small bar. I glanced inside and saw five or six bartenders each responsible for a section, but they didn't look at it. To Bisi's figure.

Hey, what's so good about that little transvestite? I came to the Green Forest Bar for no other reason than to drink a glass of wine that our Bi Si personally prepared without getting drunk.

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