Chapter 4047 A Series of Strange Words

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"My name is Jeluka. I am a maid. I will disturb you more from now on."

Standing behind the sofa, the pornographic maid bowed slightly to me with impeccable posture and etiquette.

"Jeluka, don't be restrained. From now on you are a member of this family." Ariya patted the sofa next to her and motioned for the other person to sit down. She is no longer a maid here, there is no need to be like this. cautious.

That’s what they said, but I thought, the person who said it was wrong!

Since when did this little mermaid start to think of herself as the mistress of this place? Does it start with the first bite of fruit, or with the key?

Jeluka bowed slightly to me again, and then at Elijah's greeting, she sat down next to her and opposite me. That beautiful expressionless face looked dignified, elegant and calm, which made me think for a time that My sister stood before me instead of my elder sister.

Of course, the appearance of the pornographic maid is very deceptive, and ordinary people can't pull off her disguise. I know this. Her fake classical dignified and serious maid posture is most likely learned from her younger sister. of.

Jeluka, who had just sat down, took out a serious, expensive-looking box from somewhere, placed it on the coffee table, bowed and pushed it towards me slightly.

"It's just a small courtesy, not a sign of respect."

Oh, he actually brought a gift to the door. That was really unusual.

Although I was thinking this, I still took the box with great expectation, carefully unpacked it, and opened it.

A brand new set of purple lace erotic underwear, lying quietly inside.

I silently closed the lid, raised my head, and looked at Jeluka's still dignified and serious face, but I was already very sure in my heart that the little maid must be resisting the curling of the corners of her mouth at this time.

In Crystal's words, she is really a bad person who hides a knife behind her smile and has vicious intentions.

"No, no, no, how can I accept such a valuable thing?" I pushed the box back to the other side.

"Please be sure to accept it, after all..." The pornographic maid paused, thinking she would find some legitimate reason, but she didn't expect that she would directly come up with it.

"After all, I already have a lot, so I don't need this one."

I took a breath of cold air. Although it was a familiar smell, according to the setting, we had just met. Are you a little...too proactive?

Glancing at the confused Elijah, it was obvious that she did not know the true face of the pornographic maid. In other words, she was still the same girl I knew.

In this case...

I pushed the box back slightly to the right.

"Speaking of which, Elijah, you have been here so many times. We are all good friends, and we haven't given you any gifts. Today I will borrow flowers to offer to Buddha, and transfer this precious gift to you. Just treat it as... uh , as your birthday gift this year."

"No, no, no, I don't want this kind of thing!"

Ariya almost jumped up from the sofa as if she had been electrocuted. Her upper body kept shrinking, as if she wanted to stay away from the [Pandora's Box] that was pushing towards her. She could no longer maintain her dignified, elegant and noble lady posture. .

Taking a deep breath, Elijah calmed down and showed a forced smile: "I don't have any use for this kind of thing, so Mr. Qing Wu should put it away. After all, this is Jeluka's heart."

"No, I don't have any use for this thing. You'd better take it. You're welcome. Just take it."

"You're welcome, you're welcome, I really can't have it."

Elijah and I were pushing and shoving, and there was a stalemate. Jeluka, who was silent on the side, finally spoke and broke the deadlock.

"Your Excellency Wu Fan, please don't refuse. This gift is not suitable for Lord Elijah."

"Yes, yes, that's what it is." Elijah nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Then Jeluka turned her head and said to her: "The size of the gift is based on the following as a reference. If Sir Elijah wants it, I will send a smaller set another day, which will be more suitable for you."

With a click, Elijah's smile was frozen in this second, instantly petrified, and then gradually weathered.

After a long time, she laughed stiffly.

"You have a heart, Jeluka, this kind of thing is not suitable for me, you should use it for yourself."

In order to cover up her gaffe, she grabbed the fruit on the fruit plate and put it into her mouth without looking at it. I stretched out my hand and stopped it in mid-air, unable to stop her.

That's a whole lemon... Forget it, I saw that Aria was chewing vigorously, so there seemed to be no need to remind her.

"This thing is not suitable for me either. You should use it yourself." I used Aelia's words to push the gift back.

"Is it possible that Your Excellency Wu Fan is not married yet?" Jeluka suddenly asked.

"Okay, why do you ask this?"

"Then why do you think it's not suitable for you?" She gave me a thoughtful look with her dignified and beautiful face.

I was stunned on the spot.

Then the elements are noticed.

Yes! Why didn't I think of that?

So let me think about it, how to play it, who should be given to it more appropriately, Willas... or the little ghost... the little fox... Linya... Laina... Dia... the little dragoness... …

Sarah is not suitable, don’t ask why she was left out.

Wait, put some of my wild thoughts into perspective. This is a legal society. I only have one legal wife, and no one else is suitable.

I wiped the drool that almost dripped from the corner of my mouth, and suddenly thought of what the pornographic maid said just now.

"As you said just now, this thing is based on your size as a reference. Others...may not be suitable."

"An Xin, I put a few cushions inside, if one is not enough... two cushions." The maid of Huang Duanzi said quite confidently, I can imagine that she must be holding her head high in her heart, but I just can't see her being proud, so Make a look of embarrassment...

"But if it's for Linya... it should be at least two sizes too big... Ahem, forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything and forget about it."

How could the pornographic maid forget? Look at her sullen expression on her face, as if asking, who is Linya? Where did the fat devil come from?

Aelia had a strange expression on her face. I didn’t know what she was thinking, so it would be better not to ask.

"In short, no matter whether it is suitable or not at the moment, please accept it. If you have never met the right person..."

She had to give the gift out no matter what, even at the risk of sacrificing her life for the cause of justice. The maidservant with such a determined expression paused and spoke decisively.

"Then, I will have no choice but to introduce my disdainful sister to Your Excellency."

I opened my mouth, but before I could say anything, she stretched out her hand and interrupted: "Please rest assured, my sister and I are twins. They look exactly the same in appearance and have almost the same figure, so she only needs a cushion and she is qualified for this job." It’s a gift.”

I swallowed back what I wanted to say. She had already finished everything I wanted to say.

Very good, she is the pornographic maid I know. Her [love] for her sister is still deep.

If that's the case, then it's time for me to get into a good rhythm.

He touched his chin, looked at the pornographic maid up and down, and raised an evil smile on his lips, "Actually, I think that if you have to introduce your sister to me just for this gift, why bother looking far away? There is not a more suitable one in front of you. ?"

The maid's eyelids twitched slightly, but she reached out to me and made a gesture to stop your unrealistic thoughts.

"It is an honor for me to be favored by Your Excellency, but I'm sorry, I already have someone I like. This heart, and other places, can no longer accommodate Your Excellency."

Nani? !

I was shocked: "I don't believe it unless you can prove it to me!"

"I knew you would say this, the evidence is ready, let's take a look!" The maid of Huang Duanzi flashed her phone forward with a fierce force.

I walked up, took a look, pointed at what was on it, and was shocked.

"This this……"

After swallowing hard, my expression gradually became serious, I touched my chin and fell into deep thought, and then tapped a few times on the phone opposite me.

"Could it be... I think this one would be better with a rotating function?"

"Your Excellency has really good taste. In fact, this one with threads is quite exciting, but a bit noisy, so it can be used as a backup. There is also this one, which is full of wildness and has a strong impact." The pornographic maid opposite the sofa turned the screen of her mobile phone Minato was facing me directly, without looking at it, as if he had memorized the above content by heart, and he just made a few blind spots on the screen with his backhand, switching continuously.

I was surprised again by how skilled and capable the other party was in business, but I was still unwilling to give up: "Ms. Jeluka..."

"Just call me Jeluka."

"Okay, Jeluka, although you have produced enough evidence, I still don't want to give up. As the old saying goes, there is nothing difficult in the world except for stock traders."

"Hmph, your professional skills are not weak." Huang Duanzi's maid's eyes flashed with a sharp light, as if she had found a like-minded person.

"But it's a pity that the stock you want has reached its limit and you can't buy it."

She cut the objects on the screen several times and replaced them with another type. Her eyes flashed with the sharpness of an industry expert: "I don't know which style of beads you like."

"I'm not interested in beads. If I have to say it, I just like car beads." I rubbed my chin and suddenly thought of something.

"Honestly, compared to your previous favorites, your current choice is seriously out of date. It just so happens that I have a friend who seems to be planning to enter this industry. What's more, she is also staying at my house temporarily. I think you We can have in-depth exchanges from the supply-side and demand-side perspectives.”

"Your Excellency's guidance will be unforgettable in Jeluka's life. She only wishes to wear a bead ring to repay her great kindness." Realizing her own shortcomings, the maidservant corrected her attitude and bowed to me respectfully.

"Forget it if you have used it." I gave up and showed a disgusted expression.

Ariya fell into a state of mental panic on the side, listening to the two people gradually becoming more and more enthusiastic, discussing about wired and wireless, rotating, threading, car beads, and stock trading. After a while, they started to argue and said, What kind of person can be outspoken and speak empty words, while the other person responds in a way that is hard to express and spews pearls from his mouth.

As she listened, her face turned red and smoky without realizing it. Although she had seen big storms, business elites, and financial wizards, she had never encountered such a battle. Her face felt as hot as boiling water. He couldn't help but cover his eyes.

Completely... completely unable to understand what weird things these two people are talking about.

Really, really, these two people, these two people... A lot of appropriate words and meanings came to the mind of the foreign eldest lady in an instant.

Friends like foxes and dogs, they share the same odor, they are like a den of snakes and rats, they work together in collusion, they are in the same camp, they are like raccoons...

However, it is not enough, far from enough to describe the two people in front of me.

It's like the positive and negative poles of a magnetic field. If you're not careful, click, and they will be firmly embedded and fit perfectly.

No, no, I have learned to use some weird words.

That's not right. This was not a weird thing originally. It became weird because these two people said some weird things.

It's all these two people's fault!

Arturia, what kind of good maid have you taught me? !

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