Chapter 4052: The Knowledge of Soup Making
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I didn't see the long-awaited Saint Battle, but instead my dark history was exposed a lot. I even got labeled as a two-spined ape because I went to a maid cafe. This is something I can't understand.
You said that I am a savior, why do I have to like things like paper figures, ah? Is it that the life-size pillow is not good, or is it that the DS doll is not fragrant?
And Vilas is also going, is she also a two-thorned ape?
It doesn't matter, since I have so many labels on my body, I don't care about these one or two. As the saying goes, if you have many skills, you won't be overwhelmed.
Soon it was dinner time, and I grandly introduced the new member of the family, the pornographic maid, to everyone. How grand was it. I personally gave her a bowl of Vilas's secret old hen soup, which was added with Bundru Yin's secret recipe. It’s time to test the spiciness of a pure British maid using a blend of ten types of chili peppers.
"Ahem, this is the situation. Because of Elijah's request, Jeluka will temporarily live in our house from today on. Let us welcome her with warm... ahem, warm ginseng chicken soup."
At the dining table, I picked up the chicken soup and moved it forward in a serious manner, as if what I was holding was not chicken soup but red wine, like a business elite attending a high-class banquet.
The brothers and sisters who started a business together were very proud. They stood up one after another, picked up the chicken soup, clinked their glasses one by one... maybe it was more appropriate to clink the bowls, and then drank it all in one gulp.
I clicked a few times with unfinished thoughts, licked the soup stains at the corner of my mouth, and glanced at the pornographic maid, looking forward to the scene of her eternal life in the fire.
The little maid drank the soup and nothing happened.
On the contrary, it was the little fox who kept staring at my bowl.
"You guy, why is your soup the only one that is red? Are you running a small stove and eating alone?"
The little fox's words made me react. Look at the soup residue remaining at the bottom of the bowl, but it shows a strange, colorful bright red color. Then look at the slutty maid, it's extremely spicy. The feeling exploded in the mouth.
The deal was exchanged under my nose. This is not a pure British style maid, I am afraid she is not the sexy female dealer who deals offline in Las Vegas.
"Huh? I'm asking you a question!" the little fox said reluctantly. As a pocket-money industrial investor, what she hated most was unfair treatment.
"Laela Rez." I responded, only to find that my mouth was numb, my tongue was a bit big, and my words were leaky, but I still had to try my best to explain and prove my innocence.
"The best is from Li Wei, Lei Ding, Liu Lie, Leng Li, Leng Lei, Lie Chat with Lin Luo, and Lolita wanders around the building."
"What Xiaofan means is that I have recently suffered from kidney deficiency and frequent night urination, so I added wolfberry to the soup."
The little ghost on the side helped me translate and explain enthusiastically, with a face of rich experience and practice makes perfect, which made me grit my teeth secretly, who on earth was teaching her some useless and unpopular skills!
Because it touched everyone's knowledge blind spots, the atmosphere at the dinner table was silent for a few seconds, and then returned to normal because of the words of the evil dragon Rena.
"I don't understand!" She picked up a large piece of fish and handed the empty rice bowl to Vilas. In such a short time, she had finished a large bowl of rice, and only half of the fish plate was left. .
"That stinky mermaid!" She bit down so hard that the mermaid almost broke. It seemed that she was biting not a fish, but someone.
"That stinky mermaid, you have so many houses, why did you arrange for someone to come to your house?"
Chewing heavily, she did not forget to explain to Jeluka: "I'm not targeting you, I just think that some people have treacherous minds and still cause trouble for others even though they can solve things with just a little finger. .”
"That's so good." I rarely resonated with the little female dragon. I was so moved that I stood up again and clapped my hands.
"Some people are like this. They know that they can easily solve things, but they still like to cause trouble for others. Such guys are so disgusting."
"Yes! That's right! God punishes the stinky mermaid!" The little female dragon slapped the table and echoed.
"So, when did you show up and why did you come to my house to eat?"
The evil dragon Lena, who was "in a rage", raised her head and looked at me blankly, as if at the most intense moment when the charge horn was blown, she was stabbed in the back by a comrade behind her.
Do you think I'm talking about Elijah? Talking about you!
You said that with just a young lady and a phone call, you can have a banquet of Manchu and Han Dynasties in half an hour. It’s no problem. Take ten thousand steps back. Isn’t there a grilled fish restaurant to choose from? Take another hundred thousand steps back and go to the hand-caught mutton restaurant at the end of the street. The store is also open. If I don’t charge you money, you have to come to my house to eat. What are you doing? What's the difference between you and Ariya?
After complaining viciously and mercilessly in her heart, she saw the evil dragon Reina standing across from her, staggeringly standing up from the dining table, lowering her head, taking out her mobile phone with half of her face darkened, and dialing.
"Hey, Aika Laiyin, give me the land around those three buildings. I want to do some charity work, so I'll build 520 public toilets around those three buildings."
As soon as Evil Dragon Lena put down her cell phone, a bowl of hot soup was placed in front of her. When she looked up, she saw a big, hospitable and smiling face.
"From today onwards, I declare that Lena is my family. If anyone dares to question her with any word or expression when she appears here, in my own home, I will...I will run away from home! This is The key to the house, Lady Reina, please accept it."
Seeing that the little female dragon took the key and drank the soup, still looking a little angry, I patted the gum again and stood up.
"Actually, there is one sentence that I very much agree with. That guy Elijah really causes trouble for others. Don't you know? She came here earlier and brought Jeluka. Of course , I welcome Jeluka, but this guy Ariya, well, I don’t even know what to say about her, she makes a lot of demands, only gives me some trouble, and she keeps eating up all the fruits I have stored up."
"Oh? It turns out that I have such an image in Mr. Wu's mind."
"Isn't that right?" In order to please the little dragoness, I had done all I could to please the little dragoness. I was beating my chest and feet, feeling sad, and portraying myself as a cynical poet whose talent was not appreciated.
Then the familiar dialing sound came from the side, as well as the mysteriously familiar and beautiful voice that suddenly appeared just now.
"Hey, yes, buy them all around the three buildings. The premium doesn't matter. Let me think about it, what should I build? What do you think of the garbage incineration treatment plant? Dear Mr. Wu ~"
I turned my head stiffly and saw Aria smiling brightly at me.
"Stop, I won't allow you to bully Fanfan like this!" Tia couldn't bear it anymore. She slapped the table with her little hand, stood up angrily, and also made a phone call. In the process, she hesitated and looked at me.
"Fanfan, do you think it's appropriate to be a gas station?"
"Please wait."
The Huang Duanzi maid also stood up, first folded her palms and bowed slightly to everyone.
"Logically speaking, as a resident, I should try to keep a low profile and be humble. Especially Lord Elijah, who has taken great care of me. I can't express my gratitude enough. But the conversation you just had, The unrestrained enthusiasm and unlimited creativity have ignited a fire in my heart. I, Jeluka, feel that at this moment, it is about to explode!"
Saying this, the little maid raised her head. Under the bangs, her beautiful purple eyes were shining brightly, burning with a strong desire to win.
Can you please stop using your competitive spirit in useless ways?
He took out his cell phone from his hidden pocket, pressed it inexpertly, dialed the number, and then muttered to himself.
"Jeluka, you can't lose. Even if you are in a foreign country, you must spread His Majesty's majesty. Your dream starts from here. Buy the sought-after land and build one hundred and eight statues of Her Majesty the Queen."
Is Her Majesty the Queen's hometown in Liangshan?
Are you really spreading the majesty of my king? Instead of thinking about shame PLAY? !
I opened my mouth wide and looked at the four people who were at war with each other. I suddenly felt so tired, so tired. My shoulders drooped weakly, and I was hunched over like a rotting corpse wandering in the bloody wasteland. I shouted feebly.
"Vlas."
It has the same effect as shouting Doraemon.
"Well, soybean, bitter melon and pork ribs soup, right? Wait a moment, sir. I'll go and get you out right now." The little dog showed a big, gentle and virtuous smile, wiped his hands cleanly on his apron, and turned around to walk to the kitchen.
"No, how many soups have you made?" I was shocked. It was not surprising that I could figure out what I wanted to drink, but figuring it out in advance and preparing it seemed beyond the capabilities of a puppy.
"I told Sister Vilas." Laina, who had always been very quiet, weakly raised her hand.
Oh, it's you, that's okay.
"Also, brother, I called my sister and asked her." Laina continued to tell me with her delicate, soft, ethereal and increasingly powerful voice.
"Sister asked me to ask you, do you want to build a wedding photography shop or a confinement center? Of course, a textile factory or an orthopedic hospital is not impossible."
I trembled my chapped lips and shouted to Vilas who was still in the kitchen.
"Change to a bigger bowl!"
"Change the bowl!"
"Bring the casserole right out!"
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