Chapter 4021 Men’s Happiness
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Under the soft orange light in the private room, the changing light of the screen illuminated five big faces. It was silent inside except for the ticking sound of the keyboard and mouse.
"Speaking of which." Someone on one side broke the silence first.
"Shouldn't the so-called party be in a bar or cafeteria?"
"This is probably the so-called...men's party." Another person responded.
"Yes, yes, the so-called bar looks high-end, but it is actually just a vulgar place for some homeless guys to hang out." The people next to him also agreed.
"What the hell is a cafeteria?" one of them asked.
"It's so funny, at least it has to be a revolving hot pot buffet before I'm convinced."
"I'm talking about you... It's hard for everyone to come together. Can you be nice and stop making noise?" The man held the cigarette butt between his fingertips and puffed out a long puff of the pipe, with a big brother's tone on his face.
"That said." The man who spoke first said again.
"Brother Gaote, a big leader like you is not usually busy. Why did you come out on an appointment?"
"That's a good question." Gaut flicked the ashes of his cigarette and said with a satisfied look on his face: "Isn't the so-called leader just trying to leave things to others to do and fish for yourself? Otherwise, what's the use of me as a leader? ?”
"This sentence is very high-level. The so-called boss is actually more like this." Upon hearing this, Laer suddenly felt like a confidant.
"Actually, it's nothing." Gaut couldn't stand the praise. The square and square face that was originally deep and majestic suddenly revealed its original shape, revealing a gorilla-like smile. He scratched the back of his head and laughed shyly.
"Actually, when I'm here, I cause trouble for everyone. As long as I'm not here, everyone can work with peace of mind." After saying this, he paused and showed his own intoxication.
"In order to stabilize people's hearts, I had no choice but to come out. For this reason, I did not hesitate to be accused of not doing my job properly and being idle. I have paid too much for the country."
"Brother Gaoyi." The other four people gave a thumbs up.
"Where's Brother Wu Fan? Logically speaking, you're not at work, so you should be quite free. Just the opposite of Brother Gaote. You made several appointments before you came out."
"Me? To be honest, I am from a poor family (compared to my childhood sweetheart), so I usually have no choice but to run around and visit houses to get some change."
"Brother Wu, I'm sorry, I'm too humble. Everyone who lives in the same place is a nouveau riche."
"Mountains of gold and silver cannot withstand the steady flow of water. I still have to find some stable income. Otherwise, let alone my wife, even my childhood sweetheart will despise me."
Four people:? ? ?
Automatically ignoring the last sentence, Lal felt the same way.
"What Brother Wu said makes sense. Because of this, I have to take over my family's company and work hard to run it. I work from dawn to dusk. Isn't it all for this family?"
After saying that, he suddenly became aware of it. He stared at the screen and clicked the mouse. When a short video popped up, he showed a lewd smile.
"Yeah, it's not easy to run a small company with thousands of people into a large company with hundreds of people." One of the big guys didn't speak, and when he spoke he made sharp remarks.
"What do you know? Condensation is the essence. You have to look at the income and profits!"
“Aren’t profits stagnating year after year?”
Lall was speechless, gesticulating, and blushing in defense. At one moment, "It's hard to find projects nowadays, and the balance has been delayed for three to five years." At one moment, "[Beep] A real estate boss owes 100 million for a project. I ran away with my sister-in-law." The private room was filled with a happy atmosphere.
Finally, Lal, who was blushing as if he had drank several bowls of rice wine, let out a long sigh and lowered his head in despair. The short video on the screen no longer tasted good.
"It's almost impossible to survive these days. If we continue like this, we will have to rely on hundreds of houses to survive."
"Damn!" Everyone gestured with their middle fingers.
"I don't want to either. Those bastard bosses, if they can't come up with the money, will take the house, building, ah, to pay off the debt, and bully me into being honest. I can only agree with humiliation and tears."
“Haven’t house prices increased more than ten times in recent years?”
"Then I have no choice but to make money with tears in my eyes. Don't talk about me, you two won't take anything less."
Unable to watch Lars Versailles, someone decided to change the subject.
"It seems that Brother Gaote has the most comfortable and leisurely life. He doesn't have to worry about anything."
"You can't say that." Gott's face was serious, exuding inexplicable majesty.
"Wife, you still have to worry about it. After all, if there is no Lina, I..." He paused, as if there was an unspeakable hidden meaning in it. After everyone looked at him with concern, Gao Te slowly said He exhaled a puff of smoke and said with relief.
"If I didn't have my wife to help me carry it, I would be forced by my father to become a bigger official and do things that I can't help but do in vain."
It took everyone some brainstorming to come around and understand the meaning of Gott's words.
The relationship is still that of a second-generation official. As expected, there is no most ordinary person, only more ordinary people.
But there is one thing that I still strongly agree with, such as the topic of eating soft rice.
"Me too. If it weren't for my childhood sweetheart, I would just be a convenience store owner."
"The convenience store owner must be good at calculating accounts. Brother Wu, are you good at math?" Lal asked inexplicably.
"It's not bad, I can only say that I'm relatively good at it." I said slightly modestly.
"My daughter is also pretty good at math."
"Oh... uh, really?" Hao Duanduan, why did he suddenly mention Sarah.
"I swing my sword in the yard every day, counting from one to ten thousand, and I never make a mistake."
Swing your sword ten thousand times a day? Sarah, why are you so brave? Having said that, if you have time to pay attention to your daughter counting from one to ten thousand, you are too free.
"My daughter... is so nice. Lina has always wanted a child, but it's a pity that she is too busy with work." Gott interjected enviously.
"Speaking of my daughter..." I started.
"Shut up!" The other four people shouted angrily.
I:"……"
These days, it’s so hard to find something that’s a little bit ordinary, so why don’t you just let me know you’re a mortal? I’ll remember all the stupid things you guys did just now.
"What should we talk about?"
"Tell me about your daughter." Doug looked sullen, unmarried and unscrupulous.
"Then... let me talk about my wife, my sister-in-law, and my childhood sweethearts?"
"Shut up!" the other four shouted angrily again.
"Okay, let's talk about the topic we didn't finish last time, the Green Forest Bar you mentioned."
Speaking of this, Gott suddenly became excited: "There was a small accident last time, but there will be no problem this time. Brothers, our souls are waiting for us at the front."
"Didn't someone just say that bars are a vulgar place for people who have nowhere to go?"
"Green Forest Bar is different!" Someone immediately retorted, hey, he was anxious.
"Don't be impatient. Since brother Wu doesn't know the good things about Green Forest Bar, I have to take him to see it, lest others say that our five sworn brothers at Taoyuan Food Stall are short-sighted and don't know the good stuff." Lal transformed into Commander Ikari and spoke in a deep voice. There was a hint of sharpness hidden under his eyes.
"But before I go, I have a multiple-choice question here. Let's take it first and then talk about it."
"Is it okay not to do it?"
"Can't."
"..."
All right.
"Listen up, there are three names here, Feini Dian, Bisi, and Oona. Who do you choose? Everyone take a piece of paper and fill it out and give it to me."
"You are so clueless, who knows how to choose?" Although I know, I still have to protest.
"You don't need to know, just feel it with your heart." Lal poked his heart hard, showed me the determined eyes of his master who was the hero of JUMP when he was dying, and solemnly handed me a small square piece of paper.
After a while, everyone filled it out and handed it to Lal. He placed the five square pieces of paper with answers face down on the table, and then suddenly looked through them together!
Feeney! Feeney! Feeney! Feeney! Bisi!
"Brothers." Lal's eyes revealed a ferocious look: "We have found a traitor!"
The four men all looked at me with fierce eyes.
I:"……"
At this time, all language is redundant, and the only option is to strike first.
Drink!
Hey!
In the small private room, the sound of killings and various screams were heard, which lasted for less than ten seconds. Before the network administrator could react, the dust had settled.
"Hiss~~~Brother Wu, you can't tell, Lian Jiazi, this skill is better than Lina." Gao Te had a trash can firmly placed on his head and spoke in an angry voice.
"With this strength, you can lift at least a hundred bricks at a time." Doug and Geoff lay cross-folded under the table. The two brothers were as big as two pugs stuffed in a steamer, and they were very uncomfortable.
"This boy has the appearance of Master Sarah." Lal laid his back on the ground and buttocks in the air, and fell in the corner of the wall, so shocked.
"Why did we meet at the Internet cafe? It couldn't be just to do these stupid things." I suddenly recalled my original intention.
"Playing games." The other four people quickly got rid of their restraints and said in unison, suddenly forgetting the little conflict just now, and even their Feini Temple.
All I can say is that a man’s happiness is that simple.
"Where did you hit last time?"
"It seems that he defeated Barr, from the ordinary world."
"Nonsense, he collapsed at the door of Duriel."
"How do I remember arriving at the River of Fire?"
"Stop arguing."
It was the most silent Gefu again, who gave everyone a decisive blow.
"The last time I played was not the same machine, and there was no save, so I had to start over."
The atmosphere was silent for three seconds.
"I will definitely explode a piece of golden equipment this time." Someone who had lost the protection of the BUG amulet clenched his fists and made an extremely humble oath.
"I'm going to destroy Duriel's belly."
"I'm going to chop off Baal's big tentacles."
The five grown men created the characters and connected to the local area network. After a while, the small private room was filled with loud killing sounds again, but this time, the joyous sounds of the men came out.
The occasional screams or two made the cheerful shouts and screams even more comfortable and joyful.
"You're all half green!"
"Where did you get your dark gold?"
"Why hasn't my golden equipment appeared yet?!"
"Koukou, you four brothers, please give me a bottle of red medicine and a scroll to return to the city!
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