Chapter 4026 1 Tail = 15 Iron

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The doorbell rang, and I looked up at the time. It was already eight o'clock in the evening, and it was time to rest.

Who else would be a guest at this time?

Isn't there a small evening theater today?

I stood still, as steady as an old dog, letting Willas, the mistress,...huh? !

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The head hiding behind the newspaper almost rotated 180 degrees, and then three big black question marks popped out from its chin.

It was the little fox who opened the door.

what do you mean? Is it appropriate to steal the hostess's job? Speaking of which, why didn't you leave even after you had dinner? Linya is not at home. Wouldn't you feel awkward and uncomfortable facing a group of [strangers]?

"Huh?"

"ah?"

Two charming and melodious girls called out from outside the door, seeming to startle both of them.

Immediately, the little fox brought the person in and grabbed my newspaper: "Pretend, how many times have you read this newspaper today?"

Before I could refute, she said oh and thought of something: "I should say, how many times have you taken it backwards today? In fact, it's just for show, you haven't seen it at all. You...couldn't you be illiterate? .”

I didn't want to get angry with her, so I just asked, "Don't you have nine years of compulsory education?"

"You can't say for sure, I have to test you."

"Hey, I'm really underestimated by you, just take the test."

"Eight plus two equals?"

"Nine!"

I blurted out that I was actually tested on what I was best at. Aren't you giving away points?

The little fox was stunned for three seconds, then patted me on the shoulder wordlessly, with a somewhat guilty expression on his face, as if he was blaming himself, yes, yes, you must be ashamed of yourself for doubting me.

The girl who was following the little fox stood up at this time. The bright and spacious living room became brighter because of her appearance, and there was a sense of two dimensions shining in the background.

There is no doubt that the girl who can amaze even a long-time harem elder like me is Elijah.

only……

What is she here to do? And it was late at night, so we didn’t seem to know each other that well in the fantasy world.

"Welcome, rare guest."

Not the evil dragon Lena, not Tia. To my surprise, in order to show respect for the fantasy heroine, I stood up and greeted the guests with a smile.

The little fox murmured annotations in a low voice: "The smile of a pervert trying to imprison a beautiful girl."

"I'm giving you a chance to reframe your language."

"I mean the warm smile that greets the guests." Although the little fox is arrogant and tough-tongued, he understands who is the host and who is the guest. He immediately changed his words under the eaves, otherwise the pretty girl will be kicked out.

I nodded with satisfaction and deliberately raised my head to look at the clock: "Alia, are you not afraid of any danger if you come out at this time? A beauty like you should know how to protect yourself."

"Don't worry, I've brought enough bodyguards." Aelia smiled brightly, blinking her beautiful eyes with bright luster, turning around the table, and her eyes fell on the fruit plate.

Thinking of the leather pants guys around her who all exude the aura of the Dragon King's son-in-law, I nodded in my heart. Indeed, as long as she is not like Linya, who is always favored by rooftop snipers, with such a team to protect her, even if she encounters ordinary extraordinary It should be enough to deal with the incident.

However, as smart as you are, you should know what I want to express euphemistically, right?

What's the point of coming here so late?

"Won't you ask me to sit down?" Elijah winked charmingly, with an expression of pretending to be cute that he didn't realize what I meant at all.

I held my forehead and let out a long sigh. Looking at this posture, are you going to spend the night at my house?

"At this time, have you eaten yet? Do you want Willas to make a serving?"

"Eat." Aelia responded, but her eyes fell on the fruit plate again. I stretched out my hand to push the fruit plate in her direction, and she started eating happily.

Not to mention, it tastes like feeding Elijah in reality.

Taking advantage of the gap between Aria and the fruit plate, I ignored the little fox sitting beside me, looking back and forth between Aria and me without any courtesy.

"When will you go back?"

"I made an agreement with Vilas to stay here tonight."

"No, where is your home?"

"My home is not here, I usually stay in a hotel."

I understand what the little fox means. Because of her tail, she no longer wants to stay in a crowded place like a hotel. The problem is!

"Where is your best friend Tamoa? You go live with her!"

"Tamoya also lives in your house!" the little fox retorted, confusing me. Wait for me to figure it out. You should wait for me to figure it out. The place where Tamoya lives... By the way, she rented it. I live in my house, so strictly speaking there is nothing wrong with what the little fox said, it’s just...but...

"So, is there any difference between me living in Tamoyana and living here? No." Seeing me suddenly confused and frowning, the little fox thief smiled and shook the fox Da Yiba, speaking with certainty and final word.

"That's what I say...but I always feel like something is weird?"

"Don't be weird, don't be weird. Just be happy and be happy. Why do you think so much? It only adds to your worries."

"Hi... Okay, but I have another question. Can you act like a guest and don't open the door for others? Others will think you are the hostess if they don't know."

"Who wants to be misunderstood? Didn't I think that Tamoya was coming, so I hurried to open the door?"

"Even if Ta Moya comes, it's not your turn to open the door. Besides, what's Ta Moya doing here at night?"

"We have key evidence and will come over to arrest you overnight."

"..."

I was expressionless. So it turns out that you, a guy with velvet ears and a big tail, betrayed the organization and wanted to tip off the imperial army and open the door to lead the way? !

I rolled my eyes at the little fox and didn't want to talk to her anymore.

My eyes turned to the little mermaid, and I found that while I was talking to the little fox, she had already swept away the fruits on the table, sucked her thumb, and looked like she still had something to say.

Why on earth is this, someone who can afford a large group of leather pants guys doesn’t look like he’s short of fruit? Why does he have to come to my house to eat, and at this time?

As if seeing my doubts, the little mermaid tilted her head and smiled cutely: "I don't know why, but the fruits here are especially delicious."

Isn't that right? The most delicious ones are free prostitutes.

Three consecutive clicks? Definitely next time.

Moreover, even if you praise my fruit for being delicious, I won’t be happy because I didn’t grow it, pick it, or even wash it.

Maybe the melon farmers will be happy?

"You'll be tired of just eating fruit. I'll make you a cup of tea."

Feeling that something was not right, I decided to take a tea escape, pretending to make tea, and then concealed the truth, secretly sneaked back into the room, and let Willas come to greet me. The little mermaid in this broken illusion could use all kinds of tricks to not embarrass my family. Puppy.

If that doesn't work, you can sacrifice the Twin Princesses. Didn't she say that the Twin Princesses were cute last time?

"Wait, Mr. Wu?" Before I could raise my buttocks, the spell was interrupted by Ariya. She seemed to have made several small movements to hold up her glasses while I was looking at her, intentionally or unintentionally. The glasses frames were too big. Does it slide down when it gets wider?

Wait, glasses? !

"It seems that Mr. Wu finally noticed my new pair of glasses. What do you think?" Aelia asked happily that I finally noticed something special about her.

"Even if you say that... I can only answer that people look good whether they wear them or not. People look good whether they wear them or not."

Even if a handsome guy wears flip-flops and big pants, he still has a trendy personality. Even if a fat guy wears a formal dress, he still looks like a monkey. The fault is not the clothes and accessories, but the person.

"You seem to have said this, but you seem not to have said it." The little fox couldn't help but interjected.

"No, I complimented the Eliya people on how good-looking they are, why didn't I say that?"

"This is not a boast. It is just stating a fact, and the wording is pale. How dare you say that you have received nine years of compulsory education?"

"I'm warning you, if you doubt my academic qualifications again, don't blame me for being rude and reciting the multiplication table to you in one breath!"

"No, why don't you memorize the factorization? If it doesn't work, the Pythagorean Theorem will do. It's best to be able to solve the linear equation of three variables."

"well?"

"Um?"

"Those physics knowledge points... I don't quite understand. I gave them back to the teacher. Let's talk about something else."

"You guys, you really missed out on the nine-year compulsory education!"

Aaliya looked at the two people who were noisy, pursed her lips, smiled, and gently pressed on the frame of the glasses by adjusting them.

I didn't intend to pry into other people's privacy at will, but... Mr. Wu's... it shouldn't matter, he will forgive me, right? Aelia is so cute, and she doesn't have any bad intentions, she will definitely forgive me, right?

After reconciling with herself in this way, Elijah raised his head slightly and looked to the opposite side. Those lenses that slightly reflected blue light, and then a series of detailed information popped up.

Of course, these are irrelevant. After all, on the same day after the twins became witches, she already knew all the information about the family. She even knew how much money she had in her card that Mr. Wu didn't know.

Oh, except for a mysterious woman who went to Siberia, Elijah looked confused when she found out this message. The forest is really big... Ahem, the same rice can support all kinds of people.

It has to be said that this mysterious woman successfully touched Elijah's IQ blind spot, which she has not been able to understand so far.

Why Siberia!

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Ahem, putting this information aside, Aria quietly paid attention to the only information she didn't know and wanted to know.

Combat strength - 9!

I:? ? ?

Sensing that there seemed to be some kind of disrespectful look, I stopped arguing with the little fox and tilted my head to look at Elijah.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with me?"

"No...it's nothing." Aelia looked away quickly and shook her head.

"I just suddenly realized that Mr. Wu seems to be quite tall and strong."

The average combat power of a normal person is 5, and 9 is already a very rare number. It is estimated that there should be no problem in beating two gym trainers.

"Hmph, have you discovered that I have very few advantages left." I suddenly felt proud.

"You know there's not much left and you're so proud!" The little fox completely abandoned the image of a lady and went crazy.

I ignored her, showed off my biceps, and wiped my nose proudly: "Even Mr. Lu Xun once said to me that I am as strong as an ox."

"Then he must have told you that you, the cow, have been surrounded by a thousand big men."

I had no idea what nonsense the little fox was talking about, so I stopped and asked her to start showing off her deltoid muscles.

"I'm not afraid to tell you that I look like a laid-back person, but in fact, every unknown late night, I will be naked, wearing only a pair of briefs, and crazily pounding iron in the basement, until I am sweating profusely, exhausted, and uttering I'm gasping for breath with satisfaction, but I can't stop. At this time, I will break ten raw eggs into the cup, and then drink them all in one breath. Only in this way can I develop my perfect sixteen psoas muscles!"

"Hey, Tamoya..."

"wait!"

Who the hell did you learn from this? Call the police if you disagree with me. Who am I disturbing by lifting iron at home? !

"no no no!

! My ears are going to be defiled by muscle perverts!

! "

Looking at the yelling little fox, I hesitated for a while and waited for her to calm down before I kindly reminded her.

"I don't know if there's something wrong with your ears, but your tail is hanging out."

"ah!"

The little fox subconsciously curled up its tail and retracted it into her skirt. She looked at Elijah guiltily and found that the little mermaid had an innocent and cute look on her face. She was looking around as if she was looking for fruit and didn't pay attention to what was going on here.

"Stop pretending, you've seen it all, right." The little fox didn't intend to let her go. He grabbed the little mermaid's hand and stared at her closely.

"Now, you only have one choice left, and that is..."

She suddenly pulled out a fox tail prop from the back of her skirt and said, "Let's open an adult products franchise chain together."

Elijah:? ? ?

I'm still young and I really don't understand what you're talking about.

Seeing Elijah in trouble, I couldn't bear it, and said earnestly: "Look, what are you saying to the girls? You might as well open a prostitute's graphics card chain store."

At this time, I still haven't forgotten to help Princess Sanwu ship the goods. You can't say that after working in a brothel for decades, you are no longer a woman, right?

As soon as these words came out, not only the little fox, but also Elijah, who had always played the role of a good girl, couldn't help but roll his eyes at me, as if I had done something outrageous and murderous.

When the little fox tried his best to cover up his tail, little did he know that Elijah just glanced at her slightly and already looked at her in awe.

Information... There is very little information in the official system. It seems that Ms. Lucia's family is not ordinary.

Of course, Elijah is not a voyeur, nor is she overly curious. She does not want to delve into the secret of Lucia's identity, but instead focuses on the combat effectiveness column.

Combat power——135!

Beat up 15 Mr. Lutie Wu!

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