Chapter 4025: Dialogue Between Strong Men at Station A
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This broken illusion, I am afraid that the calculation power is insufficient, and the family theater is going too far.
In this regard, the little fox who unexpectedly visited also had doubts.
"Your family is becoming more and more suspicious."
"What's so suspicious?" I yawned and reached for the newspaper next to me. I realized I had finished reading it, so I turned on the TV and saw my wife's beauty at a glance.
This sentence also applies to a certain fanatic follower of the Yui Sect - oh, by the way, the sect disbanded in May last year.
"Suspicion of harboring a beautiful girl." The little fox spoke firmly, with a serious look on his face.
I stared at her seriously for a long time. She looked at me unyieldingly, as if she wanted to defeat me with her righteous eyes and make me admit my sinful life of harboring a beautiful girl.
"you……"
The situation was tense, and I had reason to believe that the little fox could stare at me until I went to bed, so I broke the silence first.
"When you said this, you probably didn't include yourself, right?"
"Huh?" The little fox's tone rose, showing confidence and disdain: "Just you? You want to imprison me?"
"Imprisonment is nothing but imprisonment. It can't be retention. Please be serious about your wording and don't engage in colorism." I knocked on the table hard. If I have a good love apartment, I have to be called a night worker. Is this appropriate?
"I mean, do you think you are a beautiful girl?"
When the little fox heard this, he felt even more confident. He raised his chin, revealing his fair and attractive neck: "Why am I not a beautiful girl?"
"Then you leave. If you leave, the suspicion of me harboring a beautiful girl will be gone."
Little Fox:? ? ?
Obviously, she had never seen such a clever way of chasing customers, and she was speechless for a moment.
Am I not a beautiful girl? Why do you dislike me so much and want to drive me away? Then I won’t leave!
"What a beautiful thought." She snorted coldly.
"I think you have a guilty conscience, so you want to drive me away to avoid being caught by the tail."
"Speaking of the tail..." I thought it was time to change the topic, and continued talking, which was nothing more than using Tamoa as a shield, which can be called a police dog.
"Is it really okay to show your tail in such a big way?" I pointed at the fox tail that she was swiping around restlessly on the sofa. Maybe she wasn't completely used to having an extra tail. She could only have half of it. Sit with your butt on the couch, leaving some room for your tail to move.
If you want to replace it with the original little fox...the tail is so flexible that it can perform Z-shape, N-shape, and O-shape for you.
The latter works wonders.
"What? Have you finally made up your mind to get into the adult products business? There are obviously so many beautiful girls hidden in the family." The little fox's eyes were wandering, looking around him, and his tail didn't seem to care at all, and he swiped wildly, Highlight your presence.
"Yes, I have this plan." In the little fox's shocked eyes, I thought carefully for a few seconds, gave my answer, and then smiled evilly at her.
"So, can you give me a look at your sample?"
Under my gaze, which was as slippery as a tentacle, the little fox silently retracted its restless tail into her long skirt little by little.
In order to make her tail easier to move and hide, she has changed into a lady's dress these days. She used to be a bohemian cowboy.
If it were the original little fox...she would dare to wear nothing in front of me!
Seeing the little fox's reaction, I was satisfied and proud. I took a leisurely sip of tea and squinted my eyes.
Is this all you want to do, fight with me? A little early.
"Okay, I understand. As expected, there is no way to win the trust of buyers without a perfect sample. If you want to see it, I'll show it to you!"
Before I could finish digesting her words, she suddenly made a bold move. She reached behind her skirt, gritted her teeth, pulled hard, and pulled out a whole fox tail with a hiss.
puff!
!
I spit out a mouthful of tea ten meters away.
useless!
Why!
Only when he saw the tail clearly did he realize that he had been fooled.
This is just a fake fox tail. Of course, it is not limited to adults, but a normal prop that is tied around the waist with a tie.
"Hahahaha, look at how stupid you are when you are surprised. You are really a big fool."
Seeing that the effect of the show was achieved and even far exceeded expectations, the little fox laughed so hard that she hugged her belly. With a big movement, her hidden fox tail was exposed again, following the owner's laughter, swaying rhythmically with pride.
"It's quite realistic. I didn't even notice it at first. Why did you hide the fake tail in your skirt?"
I wasn't embarrassed. Anyway, I wasn't teased once or twice by the little fox. It was two days a day. She teased me during the day and I returned it at night. This is called coming back and forth.
I picked up the fake tail that still seemed to have a lingering fragrance and fiddled with it a few times. I couldn’t say it was very similar, I could only say it was exactly the same. Of course, I was talking about size and shape, and the hair was naturally incomparable. The little fox looked down upon the entire vixen tribe. , and even the hair of the entire tailed orc group is no joke.
It's really smooth, soft and moist.
As soon as I finished asking the question, I realized what a question I had asked and what else it could be used for. It was nothing more than making up the truth and hiding her true identity.
But, but!
"Are you really not going to hide anything from me? It seems we haven't gotten to know each other well enough yet." I pointed at the real tail behind her.
Let me see, the real suspicious person is not me, but you!
"Isn't it because you, as a guy, have never shown any shock or surprise towards my tail from the beginning? It seems that in your eyes, it's normal for me to have a tail. As a result, it showed up naturally without you realizing it." .”
The little fox raised his eyebrows and stared at me with suspicion - I am suspicious, you are suspicious of me!
"You guys are really suspicious."
"What's the matter?" I didn't panic and had already prepared a countermeasure: "Read newspapers, watch TV, and watch the Internet. Although the cover-up is tight, even ordinary people are aware of the signs of extraordinary events that occur frequently. Don't worry. If you show one fox tail, even if you show three at once, I won’t make a fuss."
"In other words, you are not an ordinary person?" The little fox keenly discovered the blind spot.
"Humph, you can think of it this way." I pushed up the bridge of my nose, crossed my legs, and sunk my back deeply into the sofa. I picked up a newspaper enigmatically, revealing a quarter of it shrouded in shadow. evil face.
"Perhaps, you can think a little deeper. For example, this seemingly ordinary, weak and mysterious man in front of you is the mastermind behind everything, Jie Jie Jie."
"Hold the newspaper upside down."
"Oh...oh, sorry, this time doesn't count. Can I do it again?"
"Can't."
"..."
"By the way, your hairline is a bit high, uncle."
"That's so noisy! Do you know what kind of burden my hair has endured?!"
"You don't want to know. Don't explain."
"..."
"I didn't expect you to be online."
I threw the newspaper aside and pressed my forehead deeply: "In your eyes, what kind of antique am I?"
"I don't know. I just heard that Ta Moya said that recently, five noisy and noisy fin-de-siècle uncles appeared in a nearby Internet cafe, playing games from 20 years ago. This has seriously affected the Internet cafe. Business, according to the network administrator who did not want to be named, has listed five people as key monitoring targets."
I touched my chest subconsciously.
Fortunately, my heart is still there.
The blood still flows.
This shabby Internet cafe cannot be left here.
Let's discuss it with Lal tomorrow. Let's all spend some New Year's money and buy the Internet cafe.
"I understand. You came to my house today just to pick a fight with me, right?"
"I'm not that free."
The little fox didn't know why. He held his cheeks in frustration, wrapped his tail around the front, and yawned as she teased him out of boredom.
"As you can see, there has been a little [little accident] recently. I can't show my face anymore. I can only hide here to hide from the limelight and help Tamoya monitor you."
“Would you like me to share with you a great way to make money at home?”
"Stock trading?"
"Fire the graphics card." I smiled mysteriously, and took precautions to help Princess Sanwu find a home for her wrongdoing. At the same time, the little fox suffered a loss and learned a lot, letting her know that people's hearts are sinister and experience the pain of losing pocket money.
Good father, good husband, I have sacrificed so much for this family!
The little fox pondered for a while and then came up with a cooperation plan: "You will pay and I will contribute?"
"How do you use your strength?"
"It depends on how many floors you want to jump to. How many floors do you want to jump to? How about I build as many floors as you want?"
"Thank you for the invitation."
My eyes fell on the TV and I ignored her.
After losing, not only was his intention seen through, he was ridiculed, but he even did not forget Versailles when he was ridiculing.
These girls, after being influenced by the Internet, each one has become ten times more powerful than before with their sharp teeth and sharp tongue. The time traveler has no advantage at all and loses completely.
The little fox watched TV with me for a while, mainly watching my wife and my wife, and suddenly spoke.
"Where are the tools you use to lure and harbor beautiful girls?"
"speak English."
"Are there any snacks at home?"
"The second drawer directly in front of you."
The little fox picked out a pack of family-size potato chips and started eating them. She suddenly frowned slightly, stood up and walked toward the kitchen.
"What are you doing?"
"Borrow some seasoning."
"The salt is in the second cupboard."
The little fox turned around and glanced at me. He pursed his lips, hesitated for a moment, and finally couldn't stand the lack of salt. He strode into the kitchen and came out after a while. He held the bag of potato chips tightly with his little hands and shook it up and down. , very similar to the way I used to eat instant noodles when I was a child.
"Want to have a slice?" She passed me and said politely.
"Thank you for the invitation."
"These two queens really don't stop." She sat down in her original position, as if to cover up some kind of shame, she had nothing to say.
"Be careful when you say anything, she is my wife!"
"Yeah." The little fox was not surprised. He threw up the potato chips covered with salt powder, took it in his mouth with precision, rolled his tongue, and said with a smile: "On the Internet, everyone likes to say this. .”
She gave me a meaningful smile that said, "Oh, man."
"Originally, everyone was following Lou in harmony, XXX my wife. At this time, I liked to ask, who is better, this queen or that queen, and then the forum crashed."
I also looked back at her meaningfully.
"When I meet this kind of person, I usually use an account with a very special name to follow him."
"What a trumpet with a special name...ah! A caring community for mentally retarded children, a behavioral research institute for mentally disabled people, a relief center for idiot trolls, a Wenzang District Orphan Identification Center, and a deathbed crematorium that lured a whole family to death in the war to go fishing. Which one is you? His trumpet?!"
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