Chapter 4013: Special Move: 404 Gaze!
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I lowered my head and sipped the tea in a low voice, wishing I could bury my face in the mouth of the cup. I cowered in a corner of the hall, not daring to leave, let alone come forward, as humble as an inconspicuous succulent plant.
From time to time, I caught sight of the scene from the corner of my eye, which shocked and pleased me at the same time.
The living room, which is less than 100 square meters, looks like beautiful girls coming out of the second dimension. They are smiling and chatting about the topics that girls should talk about. There is no conflict and no dividing line between small groups can be seen. Everyone can blend into the comfortable and leisurely atmosphere. Even the unruly little female dragon and the little mermaid temporarily put aside their grudges. Occasionally their eyes met, but they just hummed and looked away from each other.
The imaginary Shura field did not happen. Why on earth is this?
After finishing the cup of tea, I realized.
Because without my presence, it is just between girls, and there is no script of kissing flower petals. There is no Shura field. At most, they are just plastic best friends.
It turns out that I am the most unstable factor in this family. I understand, I will be happy now.
I just wanted to take advantage of everyone's inattention, turn into a mobile succulent, happily wet it into the toilet, and squat for the whole afternoon. If my legs are not numb from squatting, I will never stand up!
As soon as he raised his buttocks, his eyes met those next to him inadvertently.
It's you, Princess Sanwu!
I subconsciously retracted my feet under the sofa to protect the most vulnerable parts. Then I remembered the setting of our relationship, and immediately pulled my feet out with dignity.
It's impossible for this rebellious son...and rebellious woman not to take Chinese traditional virtues seriously.
Hey, you rebellious girl, why don't you go and get a cup of 90-degree hot tea for your father? I'll give you thirty seconds.
Princess Sanwu put down the strawberry cake in her hand, handed over the empty tea cup, and looked at me with her bright yellow eyes for three seconds.
twitter!
I took the tea cup respectfully, like an inconspicuous succulent plant with legs, and pressed it against the wall. Along the corner, I tiptoed quietly to the kitchen, filled the tea cup with 90-degree hot water, and pressed it against the wall. , along the corner, all the way backwards, as if the scene was played backwards.
Well, Your Majesty, please have tea.
But then again, I fell into deep thought while looking at Princess Sanwu who was having tea and eating strawberry cake.
When did she come down? At which point did you start watching the drama? Seeing that my dear father was in a huge mid-life crisis, about to stumble into jail and become an orphan again, why didn't he step forward to help?
It’s okay if you don’t want this daughter.
I felt tired and sighed heavily. Even though my daughter is good, I can't be greedy...well, greedy for too much. At this time, I miss Xiao Heitan especially. One daughter can be raised as two and earn money.
It would be great if all daughters in the world had dual personalities.
Looking at Princess Sanwu again, I looked disgusted. She didn’t have a dual personality. She would only hit my calf twice.
"..."
Seeing Princess Sanwu raise her head, I quickly withdrew my disgusted eyes and revealed my fatherly eyes. What's wrong? Didn't you eat enough? Do you want me to go to the station opposite and buy you oranges?
She handed me the plate with only the cake crumbs left on it, and then stared at me closely with her big, cute but indifferent bright yellow eyes. With many years of eye reading skills, I knew it well, found a tissue, and wiped the corners of her mouth.
What a giant baby, Guanyin will accept you one day!
The old father has borne a heavy burden that he should not have borne. At this time, his daughter seemed to have completed some kind of charging ritual. Although her eyes were still blank and without any emotion, the light source inside seemed to have been changed from 3W to 10W. Visibly brighter by several levels.
I saw her taking out a mini notebook from somewhere on her body. I blindly guessed that it was in the front department.
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For a moment, it felt like the death scythe had scratched across his neck.
When she came back to her senses, perhaps due to quality issues, the mini-book in Princess Sanwu's hand actually broke from the middle and turned into two pieces of scrap metal. The screen seemed to be torn apart by some huge force, and was still miserably causing sparks.
She threw the scrap metal on the table with an expressionless face, took out her mobile phone, and continued her unfinished business.
It would be great if I could get rid of my bad mouth. Of course, I actually hope that the dog screenwriter can change the setting of girls' mind reading.
These days, if you don't let me complain about my bad words to death, how can I live? How can I just watch Feini Lao Ma appear in front of others?
Calm down, I curiously peeked at the screen. Princess Sanwu didn't seem to mind my peeking, and she swiped the screen blatantly, looking for the next suitable victim.
Why do I say this? Because she is looking for a novel website.
There are a room full of stunning beauties and an ordinary man. There is a great subject in front of me. Even I can't help but recall some of the exciting content in the Duke of Beasts series with a critical eye. She can't possibly Be indifferent.
Sure enough, I saw Princess Sanwu picking and choosing, and finally identified a victim, and completed the registration at a dizzying speed. Her slender thumb was almost traced out by her gestures, and the screen kept flashing and beating. I didn't have time to see clearly and only saw a few short scenes.
——The novel website is called Bi or Ge or something like that.
——The screen of uploading the photo of the front and back of my ID card.
I stared at Princess Sanwu, and she raised her head and looked at me, with a trace of peace of mind and even righteousness in her eyes.
I haven’t used foul language in years, I’m tired, and I can’t bear it anymore.
Princess Sanwu, I [beep] you [beep]!
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I was supposed to feel the pleasure after venting my emotions, but suddenly I thought that she was now my daughter. I felt that if I scolded her like this, I would neither lose nor gain, and I would only feel the emptiness in my heart after paying for the public food.
Then he thought that it was Vilas, and he felt a surge of happiness and joy in his heart, and he wanted to share it with everyone he met.
Great, today is really a [beep] dog.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but I felt the little female dragon glance quickly at me with a sharp warning look.
Ahem, accidental injury to friendly forces, accidental injury to friendly forces.
Forget it, it’s not the first time, and it won’t be the last time. I continued reading tiredly. In terms of writing, Princess Sanwu is indeed a super invincible activist. I just registered a writer account and immediately entered the writing system. , the code will be released now.
The key to this thing, I mean this crappy website, is far worse than the previous CMFU in terms of standards. There is not even a review process for the publication of works. As long as the real-name system is completed, you can start to let yourself go. I guess it will not last long. .
I just don’t know how long I can continue to get away with this huge black pot. It depends on the little ghost’s hacking skills.
As she was thinking about it, Princess Sanwu suddenly paused with her thumb.
The input box stopped at the title of the book. After hesitating for a few seconds, Princess Sanwu decisively named it.
"About my father being imprisoned by fourteen women"
Emmm…
It can be said that it is very relevant to current events.
but!
I felt that the title of the book was not exciting enough and could be improved, so I asked Princess Sanwu for the phone, swiped it with my thumb, and returned it again.
"About the fact that I was imprisoned by a hundred women in front of my daughter"
Reference to first-person vision to highlight realistic stimulation.
Use exaggeration to attract the audience's attention.
To create suspense, after such a human tragedy happened, did the daughter choose to resist or join?
Princess Sanwu blinked, savored it for a moment, and gave me a silent thumbs up.
Uh-huh, don't do it six times.
It's nothing more than a long-term illness that makes you a good doctor. The core content depends on you, my little yellow book princess.
However, Princess Sanwu felt that the title of the book could be optimized, so she added a word.
"About the fact that I was imprisoned in turn by a hundred women in front of my daughter"
I gradually showed a solemn expression.
The word "wheel" is used very cleverly and skillfully, and the word "liu" also makes people think about it. It is you, Princess Sanwu.
Now that the title of the book has been decided, the only question left is—
When did this novel website get 404?
Explode!
Unknowingly, Princess Sanwu and I worked together to do a big thing, which can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people. Next, should we prepare for a rainy day, make persistent efforts, and identify the next victim?
Time flies so fast. The group of women in the living room seem to have inherited some of the emotions in reality. They have become so familiar with each other that they are like sisters. They are calling each other so kindly. For those who don’t know, they thought they were the female versions of Food Street Thirteen. Taibao sworn brotherhood scene.
In the evening, the chefs of Linya's family also took the time to serve the sumptuous food prepared. The five-meter-long table in the restaurant was not enough to set it up, and it seemed like a small luxurious banquet.
Putting aside subjective factors, the taste is actually not inferior to Velas. It is so much higher than a seven-star hotel or a three-star Michelin. It makes people wonder who the "chefs at home" Linya refers to are. monster.
However, when I thought about the twenty-mile-long lakeside trail in her front yard, I was not surprised.
After the very satisfying dinner reception, everyone didn't stay much longer. They took a short break, drank some tea, and then left one after another.
According to the order of distance and relative distance, the first one to leave was the little mermaid, followed by the beast-girl group, and then little Sarah.
There was a little fox and Tamoya in the middle, about ten minutes apart. With their backs to the window, through a gap in the curtains, they saw a ghostly black limousine, quietly under the night sky. They stopped at the intersection until Sarah came out and the car door opened. Sarah stepped forward and seemed to exchange a few words with the people in the car, then got in the car and left slowly.
As expected, I let go of the curtains and smiled like a witcher.
Although there were a lot of troubles in the end, fortunately, it was safe in the end, and the expected Shura field did not appear. Should I be grateful to Po Huanjing for not killing?
When I returned to the living room, I found that Linya was sending away the little female dragon and Tia who were the last to leave as a hostess. I couldn't help but curl my lips.
I remember that since arriving in this broken illusion, Linya's home seemed to have become a conceptual term that seemed to exist specifically for childhood sweethearts and to display arrogance.
When will you, this crooked little girl, come back home and show your filial piety to Lord Raphael? If you don't care about her anymore, she will soon ride a newly tamed shark across the ocean to the Arctic Circle to capture the giant mammoth elephant.
Forget about Laina, I have many rooms in my house, so I don’t miss one of her.
anyway!
When I looked up and saw the bright moon hanging high in the night sky, I was suddenly startled.
Unlike the parallel imports picked up from the river like Princess Sanwu, I have a daughter who is true to her name and deserves her name. Where is my little Heitan, my Majesty the Night Demon Queen? !
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