Chapter 4005: My Own, No Money Required

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My heart shuddered, and I realized that I was too careless. Tia is not a girl who can be bullied easily. She is not stupider than others, she just looks more charming, has a more innocent and straightforward personality, and is not so scheming. .

To bully her, you still have to use upright and aboveboard means, otherwise this little girl is not a good person, the backlash will be terrible, and she might not be able to leave this store today.

Having said that, when and why did my great savior insist on finding someone, and a woman to bully him? Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

No matter what humanity and morality the savior wants.

Thinking about this, I turned my back on Tia and glanced at Linya who was looking at the cashier and gave me a few winks.

Plan A has officially begun.

As for Plan B, it does not exist. The savior must make a desperate move, possess the courage to move forward even if the world calls it a pig's sudden advance, and the unwavering determination to look in a direction that even ten cows cannot pull.

If plan A fails, I plan to solemnly apologize to Tia. This is the situation. You must have the determination to bully girls and the courage to kneel down and beg for mercy from girls. This is the true meaning. A savior who has done many evil things, bullies the weak and fears the strong, has the courage to take responsibility, and refuses to repent. Only such a savior can lead the Dark Continent to a bright future.

Do you see it, Akara, I understand!

As expected of an old husband and wife of many years...no, childhood sweethearts, Linya, who was immersed in checking accounts, raised her head tacitly, met my suggestive eyes, and winked slightly, indicating that she understood.

But why? It was obviously nothing but fate, but Ben Zina actually noticed something. She and Linya raised their heads at the same time, catching the hard-core physical hint of my eyelids blinking nine times a second.

Then she smiled at me gracefully and brightly.

She is so beautiful!

It was obviously a closed restaurant with air conditioning on, and it was obviously the end of summer when the sun was blazing, but suddenly a gentle spring breeze seemed to blow over me, as if I was in an open field, with flowers blooming in all directions.

It seems that now, I suddenly realized that if I get rid of my temper, change my temperament, and cut off the negative effects of ten thousand years of slumber, this guy Ben Zina... is completely within my reach.

She has the graceful and noble temperament of a young lady, gentle and generous, cheerful personality, youthful vitality, profound understanding of justice, well-informed, intelligent and calm, virtuous and family-oriented, good at cooking, and occasionally has a little girlish temper, which adds to the interest of life.

Plus, even better than a puppy, the perfect figure and appearance that were crafted with all the talent of the Horadric are exactly the PLUS version of Velas.

Oops... Oops, grandma in heaven, I seem to be... in love.

She is smiling at me. Why is she smiling at me? She must have a crush on me!

What should I do? I am a married man with a wife I love deeply. How can I be half-hearted and obsessed with other women?

He turned around in panic, suppressed his pounding heart, took several deep breaths, and then slowly calmed down.

Look at Dia next to her. Her appearance and figure are actually no worse than Benzina's. Her wheat-colored skin adds a bit of wild beauty, which blends with her own intellectual and elegant qualities as a mage to form a strange contrasting charm, such as pure Yufeng can be described as spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums, each with its own characteristics.

But aesthetics is so random. Some people like plump ones, some people like skinny ones, some people like sandworms, some people like bananas, some people like orangutans, some people like monkeys... No, I What nonsense are you raising?

All in all, Tia has charm, but in my eyes, I can't get rid of the label of a little girl. It's not that I dislike her, it's also a kind of interest, but she's just a little less feminine than Illusion Benzina.

"Fanfan, what are you thinking about?" Dia's eyes and words interrupted my thoughts.

"No, it's nothing."

"Liar, ah~~~ Let me guess, with that scrutinizing gaze just now, could you be comparing me to someone?"

"How...how is it possible? Tia is Tia, the unique Tia. There is no need to compare with anyone." I was a little panicked. Why can't this damn illusion-breaking and mind-reading bug be fixed properly?

"Although I'm very happy to hear Fanfan say this, it's really not a line copied from some hot-blooded comic book? It's very suspicious. Fanfan is covering it up, right?"

Facing Tia's closer and closer gaze, I was confused and about to miss. Fortunately, Linya came to assist me at this time.

"Brother Wu, I finally discovered a problem with the ledger!"

I quickly got rid of Tia's entanglement and showed an unexpectedly sharp look. Hum, it's time to enjoy the pleasure of bullying the innocent and energetic girl.

But Linya, isn't your statement a bit... too straightforward? It's obvious that it makes people think that we are here to cause trouble.

Fortunately, Tia and Benzina didn't seem to notice it. Everyone came to the cashier and gathered around the ledger.

"Let me see what went wrong."

"Pretend to take a look and just pass it by. Brother Wu can't understand it anyway." Linya kindly lowered her voice and reminded me in words that only the four of us could hear.

"It seems to make sense, so I touched it and pretended to turn a few pages to let others think I understood it." I clapped my hands and suddenly realized that I felt offended.

Having said that, I'm a little confused now. Can anyone help me figure it out? Although only four people heard this and it seemed like it was kept secret, is it really okay for Tia and Benzina to hear it?

Is this really not plotting in front of the enemy general's sandbox?

"So what is the problem? How many problems?" Holding the account book and turning over a few pages solemnly, I felt even heavier. There seemed to be something wrong with this account book...

Oh, it turns out I held it backwards, no wonder the numbers on it look a bit weird.

"There are many problems, but to sum them up, there is actually only one." Linya's expression was equally solemn. She looked at me and I looked at her.

"This account book only has entries in, but no outgoings!"

"Is this so?!" I was shocked. After being shocked for three seconds, I asked shamelessly.

"Linya, I don't understand. Can you make it simpler?"

Xiao Nizi raised her head and gave me a cute look. The original solemnity was gone, replaced by a somewhat inexplicable and profound smile.

"To put it simply, there is only income in this account, no expenses, it is all profits. Brother Wu has made a lot of money again."

"Nani?!"

Excessively shocked, an ancient divine word came out of his mouth accidentally, and his mind fell into indescribable chaos.

Wait, wait, let me take a moment.

Is this the case? Is it possible? In fact, it is not my store that has a problem, but the world created by this illusion. There is a problem. In fact, it is the same for everyone, and all stores are the same.

Only income, no expenses.

There are only leeks and no street lights.

Only 007, no maternity leave.

A world that makes capitalists ecstatic was born.

Adhering to the principle of bold assumptions and careful verification, Tia and I started asking and answering questions.

"What's the matter with the lack of payment?"

"It means there is no expenditure."

"I'm not asking you to explain the meaning of this sentence. I'm asking you to explain this matter. How can it be possible to open a store without any expenses? Is this reasonable?"

"It seems so, why exactly?" Dia blinked innocently, with a coquettish look on her face.

"For example, your finger-caught mutton." I pointed to the store's signature dish and started to question.

"Where did this material and this mutton come from? You have to buy it. It can't fall from the sky."

"Mutton comes from sheep."

"What the hell, where did that sheep come from?!"

"He raised it at home."

"Home-raised?"

"Yes, I raise it at home, so it's free of charge." Dia showed a big smile, as bright as the sunshine at noon, which made me a little confused and dizzy.

I scratched my head and glanced at Linya, is that so? Is that so? Because I raise it myself, I don’t need any money.

It seems to make sense.

"Side dishes, where are the other side dishes?"

"It's also my own."

"Yes...Is that so? Well, as for labor, labor must be spent."

“Employees are also members of the family, so there’s no need to count.”

"Is...is that so?"

I looked at these slender and vigorous waitresses with light steps and capable manners. They were veiled and their fingers were covered with calluses. They all stopped working in unison and nodded to me silently.

What should I do? I was a little persuaded by Tia. Think of a solution quickly. Invincible Platinum Star, aren’t we here to cause trouble? How could you give up so easily.

"Even so..." I coughed lightly, my mind spinning rapidly, hey, I really thought of it, I have such a crazy IQ.

"Even so, the materials are all owned by us, but they have to be transported. Well, I know you will say that the trucks are also owned by us, right, but what about the gas price? The price of gas has risen sharply recently. This happens every day. I’m afraid it will cost a lot of money.”

"Don't worry, the oil is also our own." Dia patted her plump breasts confidently and proudly.

I:? ? ?

"Then... what about cooking? What do you use? Natural gas, right? Natural gas is free?"

"The natural gas is also our own."

"What about water and electricity?"

Tia frowned slightly, "Look, I was finally stumped by my question. It's not easy. Comrades Xidapuben, look at how I can bully this [own] little girl for this reason."

I saw Tia Fu'er whispering something, and then Benzina ran to the cubicle, made a phone call, came back and whispered something to Tia Fu'er, Tia nodded, and then showed her iconic sign to me. bright smile.

"I'm sorry, Fanfan, I made an omission."

"Right, I caught you in a pigtail." I laughed evilly, rubbed my hands, and my eyes rolled around. What should I do? Little girl, little girl, you don’t want the police station to know about your water bill.

"But it doesn't matter if you make up for it. Now the water is your own." Dia, full of energy, put one hand on her hips and made a V sign with the other hand towards me who was about to be malicious.

"..."

Although I really wanted to ask why the water suddenly became my own, I always felt that I would lose if I asked, so I just took it as such.

"What about electricity? The electricity bill is quite high, right?"

"That's no problem. We use a generator. This way, if other people's power goes out, ours won't. We can continue to receive guests. It's awesome."

"..."

I'm curious as to what brand of generator can be used daily in a shop like this? This big refrigerator and this big air conditioner are all big consumers of electricity.

But these are all side effects, the important thing is.

"Does the generator use no oil to generate electricity?"

"The oil is our own."

You see, I knew she would say this. There's nothing left to do. Get out of here. This girl is so scary. I can't bully her.

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－－－－－－Digression－－－－－

It has been raining here, it is hot and cold, and the little princesses are catching colds one after another, which is difficult to take care of.