Chapter 3995 Hush, a Lone Platelet!
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The twins held their badminton rackets and practiced for a while. I crossed my arms and watched with interest. I wanted to make a few comments, but I didn't know where to start. I should let them fiddle with it for a while. , be familiar with it.
Anyway, their real training ground is not here, I already have a plan in mind.
But it has to be said that the physical strength of the twins is really impressive. Looking at the soft and frail, slender arms and legs, holding a badminton racket weighing seven or eight pounds, they can actually train for such a long time in one go. This endurance , even a man might not be able to do it.
After a while, I turned back and watched Linya coming down the stairs above.
He glanced condescendingly at the training ground and couldn't help but be surprised when he saw the twins holding the rackets and humming.
"Didn't you say that you need to learn some practical martial arts skills? Why are you doing badminton training?"
I didn't answer her directly, but gave her a questioning look.
I'm shocked, why haven't you left yet?
I came here for dinner last night. There's nothing to say. It's normal for neighbors and childhood sweethearts.
After we finished eating, you said you were going to have a pajama party and even rubbed my little dog, but I still didn’t say anything.
This morning, you used the toothbrush and towel that you always have at home, washed and brushed, and had breakfast. I can still understand.
You said that you should take a rest at my house after eating and mind your own business. You are more familiar with my house than I am, find the coffee machine and coffee beans, turn on the morning news, and let me go about my business. I always accommodate you.
But how long has it been? Why haven’t you left yet?
Comrade Linya, can you please respect your current role setting, don't always confuse it with reality, and treat this place as your own home, otherwise, we, our childhood sweethearts, will not be able to continue to do this.
"Brother Wu, it's time to start working." Ignoring my sad expression, Linya shook her phone.
"What kind of work?"
"Someone wants to rent a house."
"Oh, okay." I didn't understand the situation and didn't intend to talk here, so I touched the twins' heads and told them to practice by themselves and get started first.
Then he led Linya out of the training ground.
When the two figures disappeared from the door, the heavy soundproof door slammed shut. The twins, who had been doing new swing training, looked at each other, as if something was liberated from their bodies.
Suddenly, they faced each other in unison, jumped back, opened a few meters apart, got into a stance, and pointed their badminton rackets at each other.
"The witch of justice - Silos (Aikolu), will destroy you on behalf of the Holy Light!"
"Sister, my poor sister who has fallen into darkness, even if you are my biological sister, I will never show mercy to you with the stick in my hand."
"Sister, my stupid sister who was blinded by superficial justice, hiding at the end of the darkness, is the containment of justice waiting to be released. I am the real witch, I am justice!"
"drink!"
"ha!"
Following two shouts, there was a clanging sound of metal in the training ground. Thanks to the twins' close heart, the two had a better understanding than the exhibition players who had been training for more than ten years. What was the other thinking, what move was he going to make, and what was it? The force and angle are all known clearly, and there is no need to worry about accidental injuries, so the fight can be carried out freely. It looks impressive and intense, as if it is a real battle in which honor and even life are at stake.
In fact, it’s just TAS.
Seeing this, I closed the door that had just opened a crack and silently closed it.
I originally wanted to go back and tell them to work together and not to hurt themselves, but now it seems that the timing is not right. If they force the scene, the daughters will die in minutes.
At this time, it is enough to just look at the caring eyes of an old father and silently guard the door.
On the way back to the living room, I lowered my head and thought, silent for a long time.
Could it be that I usually care too little about the Twin Princesses? Could it be that the Twin Princesses in reality also have such an unknown... uh, passionate side?
"Brother Wu, are you listening?"
"Oh...um, sorry, what did you just say?"
"I was just telling you that because of memory loss, do you have any questions about renting a house?"
"Yes, yes." As expected of our childhood sweethearts, you snatched the lines before I even asked.
"This is renting a house... renting a house. Speaking of which, Linya, how many houses do I have? They are just for renting out, not counting the ones I live in."
Linya smiled and shook three fingers in front of my eyes.
"Three rooms?"
Linya shook her head and said: "Three buildings."
"How many floors and rooms...forget it, it doesn't matter, sooner or later I will have to lose my memory." I shook my head. There should be a lot of them. Linya is in charge anyway, so what are you afraid of?
Linya came to the wall near the stairs and stopped. Just when I was wondering what she wanted to do, I saw her reaching out and pulling at the wall. The snow-white wall with no trace at all cracked from the middle, and it turned out to be A hidden cabinet is not filled with clothes and money, but filled with neatly packed hooks. The hooks are filled with bunches of keys. Each hook is labeled, and all the hooks are divided. For the three sections, the heads of each column and row are also labeled respectively, which will be very comfortable for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
I was shocked when I saw Linya opening a hidden door in my house without saying a word.
Where do you get so many keys? !
How come she knows my home better than me? !
"The other party said they wanted to see this...and this...this and this."
Linya muttered to herself as she took off a few sets of keys, closed the door, and the cabinet turned into a complete wall again. Unless she was an ace player like Feini, ordinary thieves would not be able to see any clues.
"Preparations are complete. Okay, Brother Wu, do you have any questions?" Linya shook the keychain at me and said with a smile.
There are so many problems!
I was stunned for a moment and asked weakly: "Um, Linya, if someone rents my room, do I have to go there in person?"
"if not?"
"There should be a lot of houses, right?"
"Let's use three digits. This will make it easier for Brother Wu to understand."
God it's so easy to understand.
"Wouldn't I be very busy?!"
"Probably, should, maybe, definitely will be very busy."
"So the question is, why not leave it to an agency?"
"Brother Wu said that it is better to earn your own money."
"..." As expected of me, the third stingy one.
"At least open a small agency by yourself and hire a few people to take care of it. That would be better, right?"
"This question is on point, and the method is indeed good."
"Right, right?" I was a little proud. Twenty years later, I was still a business elite!
"But Brother Wu has long said that we can leave such small matters to the instant noodle factory for management."
Shen Ta Miao is handed over to the management of the instant noodle factory!
"So... the personnel and finances are pretty messed up."
"Hey, it's very messy."
"You are quite at ease with my whims."
"I don't have confidence in Brother Wu, I have confidence in Laina. This level of management cannot be difficult for her at all. It would be better to say that she is overqualified and underutilized."
"..."
Yes...yes, let alone hundreds of rental houses, you can leave the entire city to Laina, and she can still take care of it in order.
But is it really a good thing to wantonly exploit your sister’s labor force?
It turns out that in the fantasy world, I turned out to be such a scumbag brother!
Isn't it a bit wasteful for these two sisters, who are capable of leading the entire alliance's dozens of races and hundreds of millions of lives, to work as secretaries and manage finances for a small upstart like me? Thinking of this, I unconsciously used honorifics.
"You, you too."
"You're welcome." Linya winked at me, very playfully.
"Okay, Brother Wu, if there's no problem, let's set off quickly. Don't keep the guests waiting. Vilas, Brother Wu, I'll borrow it." In such a hurry, he took my hand and went out under the guidance of Linya. door.
"I mean Linya." I grimaced when I saw the familiar bicycle in front of me.
"That...is that black limousine..."
"How can I have that thing at home? I have a black high-end bicycle. Why don't you change it?" Linya said seriously.
"Nonsense, Laina came here sitting down yesterday!"
"Oh, that's it." For some reason, Linya's face darkened, revealing a sad look. I knew clearly that she was acting, but I couldn't help but be emotionally moved by her, and my heart tightened.
"Actually, the car was taken because Laina was frail. You know, just frail."
"I know, I can tell, he has eyes."
"So, because of this, the elders in the family had no choice but to bite the bullet and rent a black limousine to pick her up. It cannot be used normally and requires extra money."
"I understand." I clapped my hands and realized it completely: "In other words, that black limousine and the cool driver with sunglasses are actually your family. I use the same pot in your house. Just bear the pain. Smash it, sell it as scrap metal, and use the money to rent it, right?"
"Yeah."
So that pot in your house is actually made of gold, right?
Linya cried and wiped the corners of her eyes: "Because of this, my poor, gray-haired, dying grandma couldn't do anything when she got home after running a 20-kilometer lap around the lakeside of her villa every morning. Using her favorite pot, she made her favorite chocolate blue cheese and scallion flatbread with canned herring."
I:"……"
He got on his bicycle and said goodbye.
"Do you know the road? Brother Wu." After I was riding far away, Linya calmly asked with a smile.
Lifting the front of the car, a Thomas came back and turned around. I looked at the back seat and expressed my gaze.
Xiao Nizi, with her big smiling eyes shaped like crescent moons, held up her skirt and sat down gracefully.
"Set off!"
Look at me flying like lightning!
"The direction is wrong, Brother Wu!"
"At my speed, it will take me an extra 1,000 hours at most."
"That's great, let's do it."
“Wait, isn’t this the time when you’re supposed to be complaining about how bikes cross the ocean?”
"Brother Wu's math has actually gotten better."
"Shut up!"
It's still the same rhythm as yesterday. Linya pulls the left corner of her clothes from time to time, and the right corner of her clothes, guiding me to turn left and right. She has a bad habit of being a leader. She even likes to point fingers when riding a bicycle. If you have the ability, give me your address and see if I can do it. Use navigation.
The time is much later than yesterday, avoiding the rush hour, and the road is a little quieter. The breakfast restaurant where there was a queue yesterday looks a bit lazy now, even the steam rising from the steamer is carrying it. A bit weak.
The sun is rising high and the air is slightly hot.
But as long as I ride fast, the UV rays can't chase me.
"Brother Wu, be careful. Don't almost hit that little high school girl like yesterday...what's her name?"
"Sarah."
"Brother Wu, I remember her very clearly. She was a very beautiful girl, right? To be honest, I have never seen such a beautiful girl on TV."
"Beauty is really beautiful, but are you about the same?" I coughed a few times. The Shura field that I had never felt in reality came to me in the fantasy world.
It's really a little exciting.
"Oh? 'You'? 'About'?"
"Don't be so arrogant. We have been childhood sweethearts for many years. Don't do this to me. I have no other advantages. I just seek truth from facts."
"It's just you, Brother Wu." Linya sighed inexplicably.
"If someone else said this, I would immediately jump off the bike and activate the flying wings and liquid nitrogen booster on the bike."
"Don't put such dangerous things on your bicycle, bastard, are you and Alice the same?!"
"Just kidding, hey."
"Linya, I really hope you are joking, please."
In these days, everyone is living more and more decisively.
"Brother Wu, you can rest assured. I won't ride on anyone else's bicycle except yours."
"So I can only be the victim? Are you pretending to be this just to deal with me?!"
"Brother Wu thinks too much. The real purpose is to get rid of those people who are chasing me all day long."
"I see, then I'm finally relieved... Don't be relieved! Why are you being chased all day long? What have you done?"
"It's nothing. I just work with Laina to manipulate the exchange rates of foreign stock markets, funds, futures and bonds..."
"Oh, I know, I know, you two sisters just like to play Monopoly with foreign friends online, right?"
"Yes, yes, Laina likes black cards and red cards, and I like building atomic bombs."
"Linya, let's talk about something serious. Is it still too late for me to move?"
"It's probably too late."
"All right……"
I feel that right now, perhaps at this moment, there is a man in black squatting on a nearby roof, carrying a large sniper, and his aim is hovering between my and Linya's foreheads.
"Brother Wu."
"Um?"
"Let's get back to Sarah."
"You're looking back a little too hard. Aren't you afraid of cervical vertebra hyperplasia?"
"Sarah... is really beautiful. To be honest, even a stunning beauty like me is stunned."
"It's all true, but I think you should be more modest."
"Brother Wu, you like petite girls, right?"
"Wait a minute, I want to correct your sentence. There are too many words. Please be concise."
"Okay, Brother Wu is a lolicon, right?"
"That's right."
"..."
"..."
"Oh, there seems to be a strange button under this seat cushion. What is it used for? Why don't you press it and give it a try?"
"Wait a minute, Linya, calm down, you are murdering, murdering!"
"I lied to you, there are no buttons on the base."
"Huh~~" I breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's impossible to install a base. What to do if you accidentally touch it? It's actually an infrared remote control."
"I advise you to be kind, really."
"Oh, I always feel like I have another powerful enemy."
"No, it's just the little girl I met unexpectedly yesterday. How did you get this idea?"
"Women's intuition."
"Our family doesn't like to talk about intuition. Let's get some actual evidence."
"The evidence is that Brother Wu is particularly popular with children, so there will definitely be sparks with Sarah."
"..."
I was shocked, I was really shocked, even I had forgotten the setting, and this broken illusion actually helped me recall it!
Not to mention, Xiao Nizi has a crow’s mouth, if she talks about Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there.
On the road, we saw a familiar figure, who turned out to be Sarah who was discussing.
But, what is she doing?
In the middle of the road, around an underground wellhead without a cover, there are four ice cream buckets at the four corners. Eye-catching warning lines wrap around the ice cream buckets in a circle. Two blocks are erected 20 meters in front and back of the manhole cover [Construction ahead, vehicles Detour] warning sign.
Look at Sarah again, standing next to the manhole cover, wearing a baggy blue overalls, a reflective jacket, and a loose yellow safety helmet that slips off her head from time to time. The "Safety First" on the brim of the hat is particularly eye-catching, and the whistle Hold it in your mouth and hold the traffic flag in both hands.
From time to time, the whistle was blown, beep beep beep, and the small red flag was waved desperately at the passing vehicles, signaling a slow-moving detour.
Afraid that others wouldn't see it, she danced and jumped while blowing the whistle and waving the flag.
Oh my God, where did this lost platelet escape from? I really want to take it home!
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------Digression-----
The little princess has a cold again, which is difficult to deal with.