Chapter 3999 Adventures in Internet Cafes

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In the basement, the twins, who transformed into beautiful badminton girls, continued to swing hard, and they received a message at the same time.

"Tonight's special training is cancelled?" Xi Lusi tilted her head.

"Did sister Sarah encounter any trouble?"

As if hearing her beeping, the second message came one after another.

"I accidentally strained a muscle, but it doesn't matter. Just rest for a day and continue tomorrow." Aikelu finished reading and showed a strange expression.

"I remember that the content of the special training this time was...Si LuSi Xi LuSi, do you want to remind Sister Sarah?"

"Better say goodbye." Sirus, who inherited her mother's gentle and kind character, shook her head.

"If what Sister Sarah said is true, wouldn't it be too pitiful to remind her deliberately? Anyway, it's just moving tonight's special training to tomorrow. If Sister Sarah has to find such an excuse because of other things, It would be even worse to expose her."

"I think...what Sister Sarah said should be true."

Aikelu nodded, then showed a subtle expression, and did not say a word. But how could Xilusi, who was both a twin and had a close heart, not know what she meant? The knife in his hand dropped as a warning.

After all, Sister Sarah doesn't look very smart - how can you think like this? Even if it is true, he is still our senior and leader, and we must be grateful and respected!

After being scolded, Ai Kelu playfully stuck out her tongue at her sister. Suddenly she felt something in her heart and turned on the surveillance camera.

"It's dad and Linya's mom who are back."

"Syluth, I told you not to talk nonsense, especially in front of Mother Vilas."

"Okay, okay, let's go quickly to greet dad and Linya [Auntie], that's all."

"You, one day... No, no, I'm all sweaty. I have to take a shower first." Seeing that she was about to be pulled away, my sister struggled quickly.

"Idiot Sirus, you have to go to greet us immediately just because you're covered in sweat. After all... we have to let dad see how hard we work, right?"

"I always feel like you don't mean what you say and your intentions are not pure."

"Hehehe, do you still know what I'm thinking about?"

"..."

"GOGOGO!!!"

In the afternoon, Internet cafe.

Under the dim yellow ambient light, a row of three tall figures sitting in a row, especially two of them with braised egg heads, were smooth and shiny, like two mirrors reflecting light at 360 degrees without blind spots, making them particularly conspicuous.

If those around me were playing CS, they would probably complain at this time - the opponent actually used Tactical Flash.

At this time, one of the braised egg heads touched his bald head out of habit and spoke.

"Speaking of which, Boss Lal, aren't we going to start work today? Why are you here?"

"Come to think of it, isn't the reflex arc a bit too long?" The only one with hair among the three complained, then touched his chin and thought about it.

"Think about it carefully. Although it is true that we have to start work today, I am the boss. There is no reason for a boss to work, right?"

"But boss, you just said this morning that you must work hard to make money for little Sarah's future."

"I actually thought about this question carefully... Well, this game is kind of interesting. Where did I just talk about it? By the way, it's about working hard to make money. I thought about it carefully and then I realized it. "

He paused and said: "Actually, no matter how hard I work, I can't make more money. After all, one person's power is limited. In any case, it can't compare with hundreds of people and more than 20 cars, right. "

"Boss, can you speak more clearly? What do you mean?" Another bald man said with a simple and honest voice.

"It means that actually it's enough that everyone works hard to help me make money. It doesn't matter if I can touch it."

The two bald heads were stunned for a few seconds, and then nodded in agreement: "That's the truth. As expected of Boss Lal, he is so shameless and reasonable. It wouldn't be a surprise to be hung on a light pole one day."

"You can't just talk about me." Lal glanced sideways at the two bald heads: "I am the boss and I can be lazy. It is a natural thing. What about you? It's not appropriate to fool around here with me."

"At first we didn't think it was appropriate. People still have to work hard and work hard to live a good life."

The two bald heads touched their heads in embarrassment: "But then we thought about it carefully and suddenly discovered..."

What was found?

"As the captain of the first team and the second team, commonly known as the contractor, I have hundreds of brothers under my command, so I can actually touch them."

"Ah... no, putting this aside, don't you want to live a good life?"

"Yes, that's actually the case. We also followed Boss Lal's example, thought about it deeply, and found out..."

"What else did you find?"

"We found that surfing the Internet is much more enjoyable than working!" the two bald heads said in unison.

Lar: "..."

"One day, the three of us were hanging from three connected light poles on the road. It's not surprising at all."

At this moment, a energetic middle-aged man sitting at the table next to Lar suddenly spoke.

"I can't pretend I didn't hear what you just said."

"You are..." Lal looked confused.

"I'm the police officer."

Lar trio: "..."

"Don't believe it? Look, this is my ID."

"It's actually true, and he's still a deputy director, my God." Lal was shocked for a hundred years.

"Yeah, right, not bad."

"If you look carefully, you have a majestic face. You really can't deceive anyone."

"Humph, you're not the first person to say such a thing."

"But as soon as I opened my mouth, how should I put it, it was a bit..."

"Especially when you laugh..."

"There are still times when you are proud..."

Lal and the other three lowered their heads in thought. Gradually, in their minds, they overlaid the image of the man in front of them with an animal. The matching degree was as high as 99%.

"Like a gorilla, right." The spirited man with short hair dared to dig into himself, face himself, show himself, and be the first to tell the answer that the three of them could not speak.

"Brother, you... are a real person." Lal admired him a little. This leader was a bit too approachable and we could get along with him.

"Really? Right, I think it's quite unexpected. Once you get used to this setting, the unexpected feeling is quite touching."

"Speaking of which, Brother Gott, how come you show up in a place like this? Are you on duty in plainclothes? That's not right. A big leader like you shouldn't do that."

"Misunderstanding, actually this morning, I brought a subordinate to the nearby police station to report. After that, I thought I had nothing to do, so I came here to kill some time."

"How come you have nothing to do in a position like yours?"

"Want to hear the truth?"

"Uh... if it's convenient."

"Actually, it's like this. I feel like after I return to the bureau, everyone's workload will increase inexplicably, so I just won't go back, hahahaha."

Lar trio: "..."

"Well, Brother Gott, you see, although we have just met, but for some reason, I feel that I am in tune with you and get along with you. It seems that I have known you for a long time. Therefore, this question is very abrupt and presumptuous, but I still want to ask."

"Oh, feel free to ask, I feel like we have been old friends for many years." Gott responded energetically, picked up a bunch of bananas, peeled one, and handed the rest to the three of them.

Lal took the banana, took three and divided it, and handed the rest back. While peeling the banana, he asked a very serious question.

"Brother Gott, with your strength, how did you become the deputy director?"

"Oh, so that's the problem."

Gott's face gradually became serious. He stared at the screen, giving Lal a flickering profile with clear edges and deep eyes. In an instant, he evolved from a gorilla that had lived in the tropical jungle for more than ten years. He has become an old police detective who has been undercover in the tropical jungle for more than ten years. He exudes an aura of awe-inspiring righteousness, bravery and capability. Even the stubble reveals a bit of the vicissitudes of the past.

Lal and the others trembled in their hearts. Could it be that they had misjudged the situation and were deceived by the illusion? Brother Gott had been pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger?

If his mouth hadn't been chewing bananas and making ah-ah-ah sounds, perhaps this face and temperament would have been more convincing.

"I..." After eating the banana, Gao Te lit up a cigarette and puffed out a cloud of smoke. In the white smoke, the face became hazy, mysterious, and unpredictable, making people suddenly notice that this He is a man with many stories and secrets.

"The reason why I, Gaote, have achieved such great achievements today is because of nothing else but myself..."

He is indeed a very confusing and terrifying man, Lal and the other three secretly thought.

"The wife of..."

Three people: "..."

"Brother Gott, you are really open-minded and can speak clearly to people who understand." After a long time, Lal seemed to feel some empathy and narrowed his eyes, giving a thumbs up to the other party.

"I'm not afraid to tell you that the reason why I, Lal, am what I am today is all because of my wife."

"Oh, it seems your wife is quite capable."

"Your wife is not bad either, quite good."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Ah ha ha ha ha."

Doug&Goff: "..."

This is such a vicious conversation. Those who don't know it might think that this Internet cafe, which looks very ordinary at first glance, hides some terrible secrets, such as the Bibi Club or something.

If you want to change the phone, try to change it as far away as possible and stay away from these two people to avoid being misunderstood by others.

"But, my wife is better." Lar changed the topic.

"No, no, no, my wife should be better."

"Although your wife is great, my wife must be even better."

"Brother Lal, don't be so absolute. Your wife may be awesome, but there is no one better than my wife in the world."

"Hahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Although the two of them were still laughing, their eyes had changed.

Doug and Geoff were already beckoning to the network administrator, ready to change the machine.

"My wife is great."

"My wife is great."

The two of them were like bullfights, with their foreheads touching and their eyes starting to turn red.

"My wife is better."

"My wife is better."

"I have a daughter."

"By the way, what's the name of your game? It seems to be quite fun." Gott asked curiously, pointing at the screen in front of Lar.

Lal, who almost fell forward, rubbed his forehead: "Oh, this is a very interesting game, junior minesweeper."

"Really, it looks very profound. How about you teach me how to play some other time. In return, I will also teach you my best game of Spider Solitaire. I am not bragging to you. I have never lost in this game."

"It seems that our hobbies are very elegant, unlike my two brothers who only play mindless 3D marbles."

After finding a common object of ridicule, the two looked at each other and laughed heartily again, with a sense of letting go of grudges with a smile. Only Doug and Geoff's injured world was complete.

At this time, the empty chair next to Doug Goff was pulled out. He sat down, turned on the phone, and got ready for a big fight.

He subconsciously glanced at his neighbor and suddenly let out a cry of surprise.

"Uncle Lar...?"

"You are... oh, I remember, the guy from yesterday morning." Lar slapped his forehead suddenly, then stood up suddenly, showing a vigilant look.

"Why are you here? Tell me, are you following me? Are you still obsessed with my Sarah?"

"Look at what you said. We live in the same area. Isn't it normal for us to meet in an Internet cafe?"

"That seems right."

"By the way, are these...all your good friends?"

"Let me introduce, these two are my brothers, Doug and Geoff. This is Gott, who I just met but is already an old friend. He is a big director."

"Oh, hello everyone, my name is Wu Fan, Drew Yin Wu Fan."

"I'm still a Paladin, boy. It's not good to be too obsessed with playing games." Lal said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, by the way, what were you talking about just now? When I came in, I seemed to see you arguing fiercely."

"Well, it's a long story."

"It doesn't matter. I have a lot of free time every day, and I like to listen to gossip the most."

"Brother Wu is also an open-minded person."

"I am over-flattered."

"This is what happened. Let me tell you. After all, I was the one who started it." Gott waved his hand, showing his signature gorilla smile.

"It started right at the beginning. I told Brother Lal that I became the leader only because of my wife."

"..."

Was the topic so exciting from the beginning?

"Then Lal brother also said that he also relied on his wife to achieve what he is today."

Lal gave Gaut a thumbs up.

"Then we got into an argument, and I thought my wife was the best, and he thought his wife was better, and that was pretty much it."

"I see, it's not bad, you two. You have such a good wife. I remember Mr. Lu Xun once said that any man who is a soft-boiled man will not have bad luck."

"Hahahaha, blah blah blah." The two scratched their heads and smiled sheepishly.

"But, on this topic, I actually have something to say. I think, although your wives may be great, my wife is the best."

Lar:? ? ?

Gott:? ? ?

Doug Goff: ? ? ? ! ! !