Chapter 4000 The First Soft Rice King Competition in Dreamland

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"No, I'm telling you, Brother Wu, when you just arrived, you sounded the battle horn and everyone laughed at you. Isn't it a bit too much?"

"That's what I say, but the fact is also true. When it comes to eating soft food, I, Wu Fan, have never been weaker than others in my life."

"Brother, don't talk too much."

"I not only eat my wife's food, I also eat my childhood sweetheart's food."

Gotelaer (slightly shaken).

"Not only did I eat my childhood sweetheart, but I also didn't let go of my childhood sweetheart's sister."

Gotelaer (his expression changed).

"Besides, I also eat my sister-in-law's."

Gotelaer (shocked).

"From now on, I have to continue to eat from my daughter."

"I also have a daughter."

Speaking of his daughter, Lal couldn't bear it anymore: "You saw it yesterday, the cutest one in the world, my daughter!"

"I have four."

"My daughter is the cutest in the world!"

"One is a little angel."

"My daughter is the cutest in the world!"

"One is a little devil."

"My daughter is the cutest in the world!"

"And a pair of twins."

"My daughter...by the way, what kind of game are you playing?" Lal asked, pointing to the screen.

"Oh, here's Darkness."

"I remember, I've played it before, it's quite an old game."

"Since we are all destined to meet each other, why not connect online?"

"Get up, get up."

"I choose Paladin."

"Me too."

"Then we choose the barbarians."

"I chose Drew Yin."

"Brothers, rush with me!"

"Oops guys, I got fucked to death by a tough-skinned rat."

"Me too, I'm surrounded by the Sinking Demon!"

"Where is this place? It's so dark. Why are a bunch of archers shooting at me?"

"It's too easy to die. I remember that you can learn skills. Let's click on a few skills first."

"I learn sacrifice."

"What a coincidence, I also sacrificed everything."

"I want to dominate everything."

"I also want to dominate everything."

"Then I... will specialize in summoning crows."

"It's not as good as being equally skilled in everything. It seems that everyone knows how to play. Okay, we have learned all the skills. Our strength has become several times stronger. Let's continue!"

"Oh, I'm dead."

"Oh, I'm dead too."

"Why do you feel weaker?"

"No, you should think of it this way. The enemy has become stronger. This game is super soul-based. We'd better attract the enemies one by one, such as the blood eagle in front, and then everyone will swarm up and beat them to death with sticks."

"The good news is that I spent all the money to buy a scroll to return to the city, so that everyone doesn't have to run away frequently."

"By the way, what kind of weapons are everyone using?"

"I seem to have brought it with me from the beginning."

"Me too."

"What a coincidence, so am I."

"It seems everyone is the same."

"This game is so difficult. Even in the monastery, not a single good weapon dropped."

"I just dropped a handful of blue equipment. Let's identify it, brothers."

"Eagle's Magic Bead? It's a good thing. Although everyone can't use it, it can be sold for a good price. Can you identify its attributes?"

"How much can it be sold for +1 mana?"

"..."

"Okay, we finally have to meet the BOSS."

"My invisible broken handaxe is thirsty for more."

"My sacrifice point has reached level ten. One strike can determine victory or defeat, as well as life and death!"

"I have full level 2 control and have mastered eighteen martial arts. I am invincible, brothers."

"There's no rush. Let my five crows take the lead first. I'll release a level four fire storm at the back. Very good. The flames circled behind the enemy perfectly. Everyone, charge!"

"The BOSS has been surrounded by us."

"The BOSS has killed us all."

"This poisonous nova is a bit interesting."

"Guys, I'm going to buy some bottles of antidote."

"Guys, I'm going to buy two poison resistance rings."

"Guys, I learned the Holy Light Bullet to add extra health to everyone."

After a chaotic operation, everyone reconciled with Andariel.

The five people deepened their friendship during the war.

Simply a win-win.

"Hugh~~~ It was such a fun and enjoyable battle."

Gott took off his headset and, as if entering sage mode, looked up to the sky and let out a sigh.

"I haven't played with my Paladin for more than ten years, but its majesty is still the same as before." Lal showed the lonely sigh of a master.

"I really want to learn to jump and slash." Doug Goff said with a hint of unfulfilled interest.

"I can only say that the crow is no longer suitable for this version. Firestorm yyds. If you have the opportunity, you must specialize in destroying the world and destroying the earth. Just by listening to the name, you will know that that is the skill of a true man."

After the five people expressed their thoughts, they looked at each other and smiled, feeling like they were brothers.

"Speaking of..." Gott took out another bunch of bananas, distributed them to everyone one by one, and then started a new topic without authorization.

"Actually, besides causing trouble for everyone in the bureau, I came to the Internet cafe this time for another more important reason."

"I think...shouldn't the first reason also be important?"

"Today, I brought one of my subordinates to report. He was the newly appointed director of the police station, and then... I was shocked." Gaut said while chewing a banana with an expressionless face.

"It's that kind of... I don't know if you have ever experienced it. Standing next to a majestic beauty, you feel like the other person is the leader and you are just a follower. Ah, she should be in my position. ...No, she should be my leader, so I can’t help but have this idea.”

"Don't be discouraged, brother Gott. Maybe the beautiful police officer gave you too strong a feeling. In fact, if you think about it carefully, every subordinate you meet will feel that maybe they can do their own thing. Is the location and job more suitable?”

"It seems... that's the case." Gott thought about it for a while, and when he came back to his senses, it made sense.

"That's right, it's something you get used to. Just like me, I often feel, ah, such a well-behaved and lovely daughter, am I worthy of being a father? Not worthy, or should I say, any father in the world is My precious daughter, who is not worthy of me, has gradually become accustomed to the role of a father amidst such painful self-questioning."

"Brother Lal, I didn't expect that you would have a similar experience. You are such a good brother of mine." Gott cried. He was a good brother that he had just met. He was so gentle.

"Good, good, don't cry. By the way, brothers, let's have a dinner together later. Let's also learn from Taoyuan's sworn bond. I've already thought of a nickname - I've been sitting in the Internet cafe for five consecutive times. From now on, Brother Gott He’s our internet cafe guy.”

Everyone agreed.

"Then where shall we eat?"

"Nonsense, of course it's Taoyuan Food Stall."

"That's right, have you heard of it? There are two super magical shops in the food street."

When Big Mouth Doug said this, he lowered his voice, and his tone revealed a shocking secret: "One of them, everyone is passing on, is a grilled fish restaurant on the surface, but it is actually the headquarters of a special group, and all the waiters inside are It’s this, do you understand this? The boss is said to be a woman. She regards human life as a piece of grass. She always looks at the diners with disgust and vicious eyes as if they were looking at reptiles. She doesn’t care about the quality of the business. Is it super scary? But it is said that the taste is very good. First-hand, it is very popular among gourmet eaters who are not afraid of death and those with special physiques.”

Seeing that everyone was listening attentively, Doug became even more excited: "The other store is equally magical. The hand-caught mutton that can be seen everywhere is made different by that store. How about Persian style? It feels different immediately. Well, the two proprietresses in the store are amazing. They are both beautiful and beautiful. One of them looks like a real Persian dancer. She is passionate, enchanting, innocent, and indescribably noble. It is said that even a patient with depression will feel like she is just looking at her. The day has come to an end again, and during meal time, the number of people queuing up is always in the triple digits, and it is said to be the hand-caught mutton that you can never wait for.”

"Of course, these are all things that can be seen at a glance. I have a more exciting inside story." Doug took a deep breath, as if he was about to reveal the end of the world.

"It is said, it is said that these two young and beautiful proprietresses seem to be princesses of a certain country. They are not KTV, but real princesses of a country. Their vaguely noble and elegant temperament is almost the same."

This kind of inside information naturally caused everyone to sigh. Combined with what Gaut said just now, the middle-aged uncles sitting in the Internet cafe for five consecutive times made some comments about young people.

"Today's young people are really amazing. It feels like they are about to make us seniors feel ashamed."

"Yeah, yeah, let's not talk about the majestic police officer junior that Brother Gott mentioned, the underworld grilled fish eldest sister, and the suspected mutton princess. Take the recent big news as an example, that's incredible, rotten His Majesty, the new King of China who is known as the Second Knight King, and the iron-blooded tyrant Queen of the Third Empire of Rome, are so powerful that they make people despair. Why do you think there are sometimes gaps between people? , will it be bigger than the gap between humans and dogs?”

After a long sigh, everyone cheered up and began to discuss what would happen after the sworn alliance in Taoyuan.

"Bar, let's go hang out in the bar. I heard about a bar nearby. It's super famous. There are three poster girls in it. They are all talented and beautiful and have countless fans."

"Hmph." Gott became inexplicably angry, crossed his arms, crossed his legs, and spoke with a condescending sense of superiority: "What a coincidence, I am a regular customer of the bar you are talking about, and by the way, I am Fei Nifan, long live Your Highness Feini!”

Everyone exclaimed: "As expected of you, Gorilla Gorilla!"

"Then what are you waiting for my brothers?"

"Set off!"

The final outcome is that just after having fun at the food stall and preparing to rush to the second scene, Gort's wife Karina appeared on time. After greeting everyone with a smile, Gort was led away like a little chicken.

"One brother was killed in battle, but we still have four more. Don't be afraid. Brothers, follow me." Lal showed an indomitable spirit.

"Brother, what a coincidence. Let's go home together."

A black limousine appeared mysteriously while bathing in the night. The window was half-opened, revealing a pair of eyes like the starry sky and bright moon of a snow-white girl. With a gentle wave, the youngest immediately got in obediently.

"There are only three of us left, but it doesn't matter. Even if there is only one person left, we must move forward bravely... Wait, I will answer the phone, yes, yes, I understand, Lisa, half an hour, right? No, no, no, it won’t take half an hour, ten minutes, give me ten minutes, I promise to get home.”

Putting down his cell phone, Lal looked deeply at the two brothers and said in a tone of entrustment: "Even if there are only two of you left, you must move forward bravely. Brother, I'm going."

After saying that, he stopped a taxi and flicked a hundred-yuan bill: "Master, take me home in ten minutes. It's yours."

Watching the taxi disappear around the corner with a beautiful drift, Doug and Geoff looked at each other.

"Going?"

"It's no fun for two people, so let's forget it."

"Then go home?"

"go home."

Idle and idle, the two brothers walked all the way back. Suddenly, Doug seemed to think of something, suddenly raised his head, stared at the colorful neon night for a long time, and murmured to himself with blurred eyes.

"I sat in the Internet cafe for five consecutive times and never won."

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