Chapter 3978: A Middle-Aged Man’s Romantic Journey of Youth
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Linya looked at me with a smile, as if she had completely seen through me, and she nodded lightly.
"Well, then I'll get the car."
After waiting for a moment, I was a little dumbfounded as I watched Xiao Nizi roll out a pink women's bicycle with a jingling bell from home.
This is not the same as the script I expected. Shouldn't it be a flashy red sports car with a beautiful girl named Puxin, which is standard equipment.
Who are we? We are also demolition nouveau riche, right? You look a bit like a nouveau riche, okay?
Seeing the dull expression on my face, this little girl seemed very happy. She rang the car bell and smiled sweetly at me knowingly: "Brother Wu, what's wrong?"
"This...can't we drive there?"
"Huh? Brother Wu will open it?"
I didn’t know if I would, so I chose the conservative answer, but what about you?
"I can, but I like riding a bicycle."
Well, I can't argue with that.
"What are you still doing? Come here quickly."
She urged me, but there was nothing I could do, so I ran over and reached out to the front handle of the car to hand it over.
Linya didn't let me know. She looked at me and I looked at her, and her outstretched hand stopped awkwardly in mid-air.
"Brother Wu, please sit in the back. Do you want to imitate the bad boy and sit in the front of the car? I'm sorry that I can't ride at all. It's too embarrassing for me."
"You're talking weird things again, please give me the car quickly."
"It seems that Brother Wu has severe amnesia. I used to ride you."
"Ah this..."
"Since elementary school, all the way to now."
"..."
"Actually, what I admire most about Brother Wu is his inexplicable confidence that he is not afraid of the world's eyes."
"You're so long-winded!" I grabbed the bike and gave Xiao Nizi a hard look: "Be honest and sit in the back. I now seriously suspect that you are taking advantage of my amnesia to make up some distorted memories."
Linya smiled brightly, neither refuting nor admitting. She obediently gave up her position, moved her buttocks, and sat on the back of the car in a dignified manner. When I got on, her two soft little hands were neither light nor heavy. A gentle hug on the waist from afar.
It should have been an ambiguous distance between friends and lovers, but because of Linya's relationship, it became a tight distance between husband and wife. There were waves of amazing and wonderful touches on my lower back, which shocked me. , subconsciously kicked his feet, and the car shot out like an arrow.
"Hey, slow down, slow down." Linya began to give random instructions.
"Ouch."
I held the brake lightly, but my back was almost thrown away. Linya twisted her waist in shame, but she continued to direct without giving up.
"Turn left ahead."
"It's left, left!"
"I'm going left, going left!"
"It's my fault. Otherwise, Brother Wu, if I pull your clothes, you will turn to that side."
"Ouch."
I agreed first, and after thinking about it in my mind, I felt something was wrong. Was I being underestimated?
In any case, with this tacit understanding, the car is finally riding on the right track. From unfamiliar to familiar, it gradually regains its feel and becomes more and more comfortable as it rides.
The warm morning sun, the cool breeze blowing in the face, the fast wheels rustling on the leaves, with green belts of beautiful flowers on both sides, separated by the bustling crowds, old people taking morning exercises, hurried on their way Office workers, students playing and playing, noisy noises coming from the breakfast shop, steam from the bakery shop, the fragrance of cookies from the cake shop seduce the appetite, and most importantly, the warmth and fragrance of the hugging one behind him , the girl next door with long flowing hair.
This strange yet familiar smell of the human world, the smell of youth, made my heart throb inexplicably. In a trance, I felt as if I had really returned to my boyhood, carrying a schoolbag, riding a bicycle, and speeding through the trees with the beautiful girl behind me. The asphalt road blends with time, fallen leaves and drizzle.
"Is this how we used to go to and from school?"
Xiao Nizi behind me pinched her waist again without saying a word, obviously seeing my temptation.
Whether I ride or she rides, this position is crucial and cannot be compromised.
The atmosphere was silent for a moment, the wheels ran over several shallow pits, up and down, trembling in tandem, the headlights... ah no, it was the suspension, soft with bullets, bullets with... with a touch of something like The roughness of linen.
"Tang... belt?"
I tried to ask, and after a long time, I felt Xiao Nizi's forehead gently bumping against her on my back, and a shy and unbearable "hmm" as soft as a mosquito's moan.
"Is it because it's hard to buy?" After all, let alone one in a million, there may not be one like Linya among millions. It is a rare model.
"It's not difficult to get there. It's hard to find it in the store. You can also find it online. I just get used to it. This way the activity will be easier. It doesn't matter if it's a little more strenuous... Speaking of which, why should I discuss this kind of topic with Brother Wu? I can tell you Are you [beep] harassing me?”
Xiao Nizi reacted, peeling off the sweet mask of the girl next door, and her tone became sinister.
"No, calm down, or I'll show you a unique trick." After saying that, without waiting for Linya's answer, I let go of my hands and continued to move forward steadily while controlling the bicycle with an excellent sense of balance.
Mortals, let me see the majestic appearance of the four-winged man riding a bicycle.
"Brother Wu, are you a child?" Linya exclaimed, obviously not confident enough in my skills.
"A man is a boy until he dies."
"I'm going to jump out of the car."
"you jump I Jump."
"What about the car?"
"Let it go."
"It's up to you!" Xiao Nizi became more and more fierce and wanton, and twisted my soft waist again, although it was very light.
"WOW~~~!!"
I felt the strong campus atmosphere of youth, and couldn't help but let out a scream, spreading my hands and trying to fly.
In fact, if you really want to fly, it's possible, but the price is that you can replace Artoria's news tonight.
"YAHOO~~~"
Youth (silliness) and spring (qi) are probably contagious, just look at Linya. One moment she was still wondering whether she should dance, but now she is cheering with me.
"Woof woof woof!!" I raised my hands high, not to be outdone, no matter the surprised eyes of the world, I am who I am, a different smoke...
Huh?
Their eyes met, and time seemed to freeze at this moment.
It's still a familiar recipe, a familiar taste. Sarah's petite figure flying forward and the direction of the speeding bicycle form an angle of ninety degrees, and they are about to collide.
Before they collided, our eyes met first, and obviously they didn't expect it to be me again. Sarah's eyes were also dull, and there was a hot dog in her mouth, which was most likely mine.
This stupid screenwriter didn't even bother to change the soup, so he changed it to a bicycle!
However, as expected of me, the Archdruid who traveled back from another world, the man who massacred the Seven Giants (in the game), did not panic at the critical moment. He protected Linya backwards with one hand, held the front handle of the car with the other, and kept his feet as one. Pedaling, the car traveling at thirty yards an hour stopped abruptly, violating the laws of nature.
So big... No, I meant to say so soft... That's not right either, I mean, so bouncy... So inertial!
I just don’t know if Linya will have chest tightness. The thickness of the cushions is so amazing, it shouldn’t be... right?
Looking back at Sarah, the brakes were on time and the distance between them was still one meter, so there should be no...problem?
The sky was filled with brilliant pink.
The moment I braked suddenly, Sarah also reacted in time. Her slender legs burst out with amazing strength. She first stopped, then kicked hard, pushed her center of gravity back, and her whole body flew into the air. He flew up and did an amazing backflip.
The gorgeous long pink hair, like the silk ribbon in the dancer's hand, made a pirouette in the air, soft and silky, and it was more of an advertisement than a commercial.
He landed firmly on the ground in a half-crouch like a Superman Returns pose.
Then... there was no more. Sarah kept this action, motionless, for a while, then raised her head, and gave me a tearful and pitiful look with her burning eyes.
"My feet are sprained."
Linya got out of the car quickly, maybe she had learned simple nursing, checked Sarah, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fortunately, it's not a sprained foot, it's just a cramp due to excessive exertion. It should be fine after a while."
Hearing this, Sarah also breathed a sigh of relief, but then she showed an eager look.
"But, I'm going to be late for school."
What to do? Linya and I fell into deep thought. After a while...
I continued riding the bicycle with an expressionless face. Linya behind me had an equally dull expression, with a bit of unbearable expression.
There was a beautiful and eye-catching pink mass in front of her. Sarah folded her slender legs, supported the front of the car, and squatted on the load-bearing bar in front. Thanks to her elementary school-like... ahem, I mean, also Thanks to her petite and exquisite appearance, there was no sense of disobedience at all.
The passers-by looked at us, their eyes were funny and slightly warm and envious, as if they were looking at a family of three, but they soon realized something was wrong and their eyes became confused.
Pink, black, dark green, hot red, jet black, and sky blue. From a biological point of view, the three people on this bicycle should not have any blood relationship.
Linya pinched me again from behind, and she pinched me again.
[Why did things become like this? 】
【I also want to know! 】
[Isn’t it Brother Wu’s idea? 】
[I only mentioned this half-jokingly, who knew it would really turn out like this. 】
[Brother Wu must have taken advantage of Sarah’s innocence. 】
[I am also very naive and simple. I just want to send her to school as soon as possible and don’t let her be late! 】
[Look, Sarah’s head was almost buried in her arms in shame. She must be regretting that she agreed to Brother Wu’s ridiculous proposal in a moment of enthusiasm. 】
[So...is there a better way? 】
【Take a taxi. 】
[How could such a prompt car come so early in the morning? 】
[I mean, Brother Wu will find a way to take a taxi and I will take Sarah to school. 】
[Don’t leave your amnesiac childhood sweetheart behind! 】
[Who will take care of the girl’s shame that cannot be cooled down? 】
[I understand. Although it can't be made up for, it's okay to speed up the process and shorten the process. 】
I speeded up, almost leaving an afterimage with both feet. The bicycle flew all the way, jingling bells, jingling bells, leaving a crisp ringing sound all the way, riding the wind and waves, twisting left and right, and weaving in and out of the crowd quickly.
Often before people can see clearly, the car swoops past.
At least she caught up and was sent to a remote location in front of the school. Sarah jumped down quickly. It seemed that her legs were fine. She jumped forward a few steps. She turned around, her delicate and beautiful cheeks like a doll, The same color as the pink hair, slightly inferior to the eyes.
"Thank you, big brother, and sister Linya, goodbye." The lady gently waved her hand, and her petite and cute figure, holding the sword in her arms, nimbly and quickly disappeared into the crowd of students.
I saw the originally crowded students, both men and women, as if soldiers had seen the princess, spontaneously gave way to a way, saluted with attention, pairs of hot eyes, with admiration and careful care, as if they were treating a rare thing. The porcelain was afraid that just a slight touch would break the pink-haired princess in front of her.
In fact, Sarah's body looks slender, but it is actually very strong. If she has a sword in her hand, it will not be a problem to hit three or two boys of the same age.
"Your Royal Highness is worthy of the name." Linya sighed inexplicably when she saw this scene.
"Isn't it?" Whether in the Dark Continent or here, Sarah's appearance is at the top of the pyramid, beating all kinds of beautiful stars, let alone the school belle. In my opinion, is she worthy of the title of princess? Fall in love with her. After all, there can be many princesses, but Sarah's beauty is unique.
"I have been treated like this before." Xiao Nizi's eyes were a little gloomy. She was also one of Rogge's three beauties. She was a little inferior to Sarah in appearance, but she also had huge advantages. Her charm was almost the same. She had always been charming since she was a child. It is the existence of stars and moon.
"It's not bad now. It should be said that it's even better than it was back then."
It doesn’t cost money to flatter you, right? And I’m not lying either. Young has youthful charm, mature has mature style. Linya has both. It’s the best time to eat when it’s sweet and ripe but still retains the elastic taste. Suck! .
"Why did she call you big brother?" A satisfied smile appeared on the corner of my mouth. Just when I relaxed my guard, Linya suddenly asked unexpectedly.
"Perhaps I have a sense of security?" I said calmly. This druid has been through countless Shura fields, big and small, so how could he be afraid of this little bit of torture in front of him.
Xiao Nizi Ding Ding looked at me a few times, her eyes half smiling but not smiling: "Brother Wu, if one day you go to the police station for obscenity, please don't ask me for help."
"Am I that kind of person? Ridiculous." I rolled my eyes at her, raised the front of the car sharply, and made a 180-degree turn.
Yes, actually I am, but the law can no longer stop me.
No time to explain, get in the car!
Although there were many accidents, in the end, we finally reached our destination... one.
When I saw the signboard [Sifan Food Co., Ltd.] on the door from a distance, I felt completely calm and even a little... proud.
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