Chapter 3954: If Three People Are Together, There Must Be Cerebral Thrombosis

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"You don't need to say it anymore. Your target is the Spider Forest. I'm right." With my chest held high and my arms crossed, I looked at the intricate maze-like crossroads in the sewer with my sharp eyes and majestic posture. .

"That's right." Miss Spider's voice was a little dull, as if... she had done something inevitably stupid?

"Then you have to explain why you came to such a smelly place since you knew you were going to the Spider Forest!" The little female dragon pinched her nose with one hand and grabbed my collar with the other, shaking me violently.

"You don't understand." His melancholy eyes slowly caressed the mottled, black and green walls: "Here, my lost youth remains."

"speak English!"

"To put it simply, it's a small mistake caused by the inability of the mind to resonate with the frequency of the body."

"Is this the latest sophistry in the world of road idiots?"

"Shut up, what do you know about road idiots? A certain sage once said that there are no road idiots in this world. If there are too many people looking at the scenery, they will become road idiots!"

Miss Spider coughed twice: "You two, can you go out from here and stop making noise?"

"Come on, hurry up!" the little female dragon urged impatiently.

"Look, there will be no problem this time. Let me take you off!" Holding the evil dragon Lena in one hand, the index and middle fingers of the other hand are pressed together, and they are pressed on the forehead and heart, teleporting!

In the gloomy and bloody palace, we and the projection of model workers came to a corner and encountered love.

As witty as I am, I immediately changed to a serious expression: "Look, Ms. Elian, I brought you here to show you that the big guy in front of you is our biggest enemy!"

"Thank you for the invitation. I think I should know Mephisto better than you. I know all the exposed information about it."

"Then tell me, how many strokes does its name have?" I feel like I am such a clever person today. Even with such difficult problems...

"Forty-four paintings." Miss Spider replied instantly.

"..."

I lost.

"Ms. Elian, congratulations. You have successfully passed my test. Now, let me lead you to where you should go." Without waiting for the little female dragon to complain, I held hands again, pressed my forehead and heart, and instantly Move, teleport continuously, it will definitely work this time!

Well, this is...a luxury villa underwater in the Huangpu River?

In my sight, a group of frightened fish bubbled and flew by quickly. I had new questions and was looking for new explanations.

My head surfaced silently, and I saw a familiar face again.

"Meow, it's my cousin. I thought some kind of water monster came out. What are you doing in the water, meow?"

"I should be the one to ask you. Didn't you go back to the bar? Where is Bisiona?"

"Meow, they are going back first. They happened to meet the teacher on the way and wanted to ask the teacher for advice. Meow." Feini pointed to a man standing opposite her, holding a strange staff, wearing strange clothes, a bald head with tattoos, half black but not black. , a guy who looks like Monk Asan.

It is Omus, the founder of the dark world of comedians.

"Cousin, come and study together, and strive to become a top comedian, meow." Feini sent an invitation to form a team.

"No, no, no, no."

Fortunately, Omus is the person in charge here, so I have to give him some face, otherwise I would have to show everyone the unique skill of my cousin swallowing the flaming mace alive on the spot.

"Teacher Osma, my cousin and I both want to become stronger, nya!"

"Listen up Feini, it's not that simple to become a top comedian. Your road ahead is full of thorns!"

"..."

The master and apprentice ignored my opinions and started without permission.

"Feini, you've made up your mind to succeed if you don't succeed." Feini clenched her fists, her eyes burning with fighting spirit, which made me want to play the suona to cheer her up.

Think about it, if I fail, I don't even need to change the instrument, I can continue to play for her, right?

"Very good, this is the momentum. I will teach you a new trick today - surprise. Simply put, it is to throw out the laughter before the audience's brain reacts, in order to achieve the best program effect. So this trick What’s the most suitable point of laughter? One word, contrast.”

Feini nodded and took notes frantically. I was also shocked. This teaching was unexpectedly serious.

"There is a perfect example right in front of us." Suddenly, Osma's staff pointed at us who were still in the water.

"Suddenly emerging from the water is completely in line with the element of surprise. We can achieve good results by simply adding some language and expression modifications. For example, it was originally a sacred ceremony to summon a dragon. Oops, Turns out, two bald potato heads emerged from the water on the other side of the magic circle!"

I:"……"

Leona: "..."

"Meow hahahahaha!!! The ritual of summoning the giant dragon actually summoned Potato Baldhead, meow hahaha!!!" Feini burst into laughter and couldn't help laughing.

Is it funny? I think it's just so-so.

The most important thing is, I want to know now, how much credit do you have, Omus, for why Feini is as brave as she is today?

"I'll give you another example. This thing in my hand, guess what it is?" Omus played with his strange staff that was as tall as a person again.

"It's your staff, teacher, meow." Feini said, a simple and honest person.

"Yes, it looks like my staff at first glance, but in fact, it turns out to be..." With his eyes wide open in anger, Omas raised the staff high, and then gently lowered it. The sharp diamond on the head of the staff A few light scratches on the smooth head.

"It turned out to be a comb!"

"Meow hahaha comb...meow haha...it's actually a comb hahaha...but Mr. Omas...ha...you don't have hair, meow." Feini laughed so hard that she was out of breath.

"This is a good question, so it is not an ordinary comb, but a comb with magical abilities."

"What magical ability, meow?"

"It can help you shave your hair while you are combing it." Omus continued to use the staff on his head a few times in a coquettish manner, with the tone of a TV commercial host.

"As long as you use this comb, you will be safe once and for all. With it, you no longer need any other comb. From birth to death, it can even help you save a lifetime of shampoo!"

"Oh my god, it's so amazing."

"However, God would never allow such a perfect instrument to appear, so it was cursed." Omas's eyes suddenly turned gloomy.

"What kind of curse is this? I was just trying to sell it to my cousin, meow!"

Feini exclaimed, making me grit my teeth secretly, you damn bitch, you wish I would become bald, right? Go back and crawl for me!

"This curse is..." Osma fell silent, and the silence gave everyone the answer.

On his bald head, where the "comb" had just scratched, bursts of blood sprayed out.

"It's just too difficult to use. Of course, if you can master it like me, you can reduce the power of the curse to negligible, just like now." Omus calmly took out a handkerchief and wiped the blood on his face Flower, said.

I'm afraid you'll have to scrape out the tofu hair the first time you use it. Is your comb shaving or over-shaving?

"Adventurer over there, do you really not want one?" Omus squatted down suddenly and handed the cane to me. Feini looked excited and excited beside her, waving her fists non-stop, wishing she could take it instead. .

"Cousin, cousin, with this, you can become a real comedian, meow!"

I looked at Omas, who looked expectant, at Fini, who looked excited, and then looked at the evil dragon Lena, whose eyes were gradually losing their luster.

Without saying a word, the two potato heads sank back from the water.

Let’s settle this account when we get back.

Teleport, go...poof!

In the water, the little female dragon gave me a hard uppercut, hitting me in the lower abdomen and making me arch up.

However, the teleportation has already started.

It's over now, I'm going to be transported to a strange place!

There was a blur in front of my eyes. Three pairs of green compound eyes and I stared at each other.

This calf-sized green spider took a few steps back and offered half of the animal carcass under its legs, as if it was inviting me to have dinner with it?

It's inconvenient here, otherwise... or should I invite you to go to hell to eat?

At this moment, Miss Spider emerged from the shadows with an expression that showed the aftermath of the disaster: "Very good, we finally arrived at our destination."

As it appeared, the colorful spiders in front of it, as well as the large and small spiders around it, and maybe even the spiders in the entire area, all lay on the ground. What is king, what is pomp, this is it.

"destination?"

The little female dragon and I glanced around blankly. The dense forest should still be in Kurast. At the entrance of a cave not far ahead, it looked like a giant spider with half its head emerging from the ground and opening its mouth. The terrifying appearance of the weapon devouring everything.

At first glance, it reminds people of the Dead Forest Ruler's thing that drastically reduces SAN value.

No need to guess, this is the spider forest and the entrance to the spider cave. This is Miss Spider’s goal. To be honest, it is not beyond our expectations.

only……

"Surprised!" The evil dragon Rena and I both turned pale at the same time.

"Why are you surprised?" I reacted faster, and the vicious dog bit first.

"You actually went to the right place, so why are you surprised? Could it be that you actually know that you are a road idiot?" As expected of a little female dragon, she was not led by my nose. This blow was very fatal. I had to burn the small universe to do it. Muddle through.

Turning my eyes, I saw that the hands were still holding hands, and I had an idea.

She held her hands and raised them up to the top of the little female dragon's head. With a confused look on her face, she spun around in circles and started to dance in the square while singing.

"Salute and shake hands. You are my good friend."

I gave myself full marks for my wit. I looked around and could appreciate the wisdom of the savior and the long-lost singing ability at the same time. You are the luckiest generation in this decade.

Hey, Miss Spider, what's wrong with you? Just now you were acting like a king is coming. Why are you suddenly like a patient with cerebral thrombosis who has been suffering from cerebral thrombosis for ten years?

I curiously waved my hand in front of her, and Miss Spider suddenly came back to her senses in shock, gasping for air. If my prediction is correct, this is likely to be a case of a cerebral thrombosis patient who successfully recovered from the disease. a medical miracle.

"For a moment, I thought I was going to die," she said with lingering fear.

"I think so too." Cerebral thrombosis is so terrifying that even a demon-level powerhouse can't stop it.

Do not believe? A Super Saiyan can die from a heart attack!

"I have died one hundred and forty-five times in this world. I thought I had seen all the ways to die, but I never thought that I would almost have a completely new experience."

"That's really a shame." I blurted out, and then thought about whether this was a curse on people to die, so I changed my words: "That's really great." But I still felt it was inappropriate, and it was wrong no matter what I said, so I just didn't care. There is nothing wrong with 3721 closing his eyes and giving a like: "Then you are very brave. The future will definitely be more exciting."

"Wandering on the rope of death, it feels like this. It's scary and fascinating." Miss Spider squinted her eyes, as if she was savoring the cerebral thrombosis just now?

As expected of a patient who has suffered from cerebral thrombosis for many years, his thoughts always jump repeatedly in the cerebellum and brainstem.

"Your Excellency Wu Fan."

"Um?"

"I have a heartfelt request."

"Tell me."

"Can you sing for me one more time... no, sing it a few more times, when I am fully prepared."

As soon as she finished speaking, Miss Spider found that her little hands were tightly wrapped by a pair of rough and gentle palms.

"Your Excellency Wu Fan?" It looked puzzledly at the man in front of it who suddenly had a solemn expression and bright eyes.

"Don't call me Sir Wu Fan." I shook my head, raised my index finger as a sign of silence, and squeezed it harder with my other hand. After shaking it up and down several times, it was firmly fixed.

"Please call me Comrade Wu Fan from now on."

"You are the same as a dead head!"

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