Chapter 3935 Everything Can Be Plastic

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Finally, Miss Spider and I made a secret agreement.

From now on, I will no longer talk about her 108 fancy "games" back then, and she will also forget everything that happened from last night to this morning.

Being hung, but not completely hung. When the mood comes, spin a thread and build a web. Isn't that what every spider can do?

Just explain it to the people who saw this scene, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

What? You ask me why I also "spun silk and make webs" together?

Don't ask, it's quantum mechanics. The savior can be a monkey, why can't it be a spider? What evidence do you have to prove Schrödinger's cat?

I thought of such an explanation, but unexpectedly, everyone was more concerned about why Miss Spider was hanging there early in the morning, and no one asked me!

Could it be that I have done too many stupid things in the past and everyone has become numb to it?

This is an unexpected gain, but I am not happy at all.

Look, what nonsense is this? If I had known this, I shouldn't have gotten drunk or asked Miss Spider to go to the appointment.

But when I think about it carefully and do an in-depth soul analysis, I can't help but feel happy in my heart.

Although I suffered a little, I was lucky enough to be drunk and let Miss Spider take the blame. Otherwise, I really don’t know how it would end. Speaking of which, Lilith’s plan to revitalize the Night Demon clan turned out to be that way. What?

My head tilted again and again, almost to 90 degrees, but I still couldn't figure it out.

The look in his eyes that hated me and wanted to tear me into pieces was not fake at all. The father who had no emotion in his voice used disgraceful coercion to achieve this. Why did it suddenly...

Could it be that the Night Demons have the attributes of mantises? It doesn't seem unreasonable, after all, men can really be equated to food in their eyes.

Alas, what kind of evil has this done? The same happened to Silus Ecolu, and now even Lilith has become like this.

The only consolation is that Kajiel and Ellujie are still normal.

I sighed, feeling my stomach twitching and starting to hurt terribly.

It would be great if there was someone who could give me some life advice at this time. Can I ask the ice-snowy and smart Lena? If she is busy during the day and has no time, can she go look for her at night? But are the roles reversed? What if a book called "My Brother Can't Save the World" suddenly appears in bookstores in the future, and its sales are as good as those of the Beast Duke series? Can I ask for a share of the profits?

After escaping reality and thinking about it for a while, I finally had to face the facts. After all, we were in the same home.

But I didn't expect that there was another person who seemed to have thought of escaping reality earlier than me. When I met Lilith again, he was already in the state of little black charcoal. Moreover, the memory of yesterday seemed to be blocked by Lilith through some means. I dropped it and didn't share it with the little Heitan who was in the same body. When he saw me, I was still in a hurry, but the Little Heitan had already stuck to it.

"Little Heitan?"

"Yes, Dad." My daughter raised her head and looked at me with her innocent and charming eyes through her dark bangs.

"Where's Lilith?" I asked cautiously, for fear of irritating her.

"Lilith has gone back." Xiao Heitan shook his head and said, "And he told me that he is thinking about important things and won't show up for a while."

Wonderful! I'm a little envious of Lilith. The dual personality is so useful. It's so convenient to escape reality. I wish I had it too. I can blame all the stupid things I did and said stupid things on others. Wouldn't a personality be able to create a noble, cool and intelligent savior style in this way?

"Really?" After hearing this, I felt a little relieved. It turned out that the other person was more embarrassed and ashamed than me, so I decided to boldly test it: "Do you feel that Lilith is hiding something from you?"

The simple little Heitan didn't think much, nodded, and said sadly: "Well, I don't have any memories from yesterday to just now."

"So you can still hide from each other?"

"It's fine if you deliberately conceal it, but if you don't want to know, you can still know."

It turns out that this is probably equivalent to Lilith finding a box and putting yesterday's memory in it, but the box cannot be locked. Xiao Heitan cannot see what is in the box, but if she wants to see it, she can open the box. , should be understandable like this, right?

Of course, with Xiao Heitan's simple kindness, Lilith did this, and she was determined not to open the box, so Lilith was relieved.

Thinking of this, I breathed a sigh of relief. Although I still can't avoid embarrassment when I see Lilith in the future, at least now, I don't have to face Xiao Heitan awkwardly. I can have some time to think about how to face Lilith and relieve this feeling. Awkward.

"Good boy, good boy." In the confused eyes of little Heitan, I grabbed her little head and rubbed it hard.

"By the way, so you have something to hide from Lilith?"

After curiously asking, Xiao Heitan was stunned on the spot, then lowered his head shyly, twisted the corner of his clothes, and was speechless.

Yes, this reaction is the best answer. Sure enough, even one-minded personalities hide something from each other. No wonder there are so many plastic besties in the world.

For the time being, it can be considered as a bump in the road and passed another hell gate, right?

Let's talk about Arturia. After the banquet, she once again entered the hell mode of training. Everything she experienced in the dream had to be constantly regurgitated before it could be completely imprinted in the real body and form instinct.

The previous battle was interrupted because the Goki Sword was cut in half. After that, Artoria made an appointment for another battle. After gaining a new understanding of the cutting properties of the Victory Sword, it was not broken by her again this time. What equipment.

Then, Arturia ruthlessly abandoned me and went to fight with Two Tails. One person and one cat would have to fight several times every day. After all, besides me, only Two Tails is a strong four-winged person in the Holy See. There were no other opponents to practice with, so I had to make do and catch each one.

Of course, saying this is a bit too much for Twin Tails. After all, he is an old cat who has lived for a thousand years. In terms of combat experience, he is no worse than Artoria. She is also a newcomer who has just entered the realm of four wings. If you lose, you will lose to Artoria. Tolia is wearing an artifact suit. In other words, what she is facing is not Artoria alone, but also the skills and wealth of the entire elves.

Who can withstand this?

There is also Benzina, who has half a step and four wings. It sounds very majestic, and may be unmatched by the powerful people in the world, but she lacks combat experience. In the eyes of a few of us, she is just a child wielding a sledgehammer. Motor Madades pinch.

Just look at it and you will know that Artoria has no intention of looking for her at all.

But, maybe, I don’t know what is the situation of Carol Jie and the others, and to what extent their strength has improved. Maybe Benzina, who is on the top two levels of the pyramid of contempt chain, will be a good opponent?

Soldiers versus soldiers versus generals, this is true.

In addition, as the queen of the elves, Artoria cannot avoid complicated affairs. Even if Arlandlan takes care of everything, as a queen, she can't just be a hands-off boss. She doesn't even know what happens in the clan. I don’t know, I have to stamp the memorial as read. This alone takes a lot of time every day. Fortunately, in the dream, Artoria not only honed her martial arts, but also gained her talents as a king. I have made great progress and can handle these complicated and trivial matters with ease and at a glance.

If we don’t make progress, we will have a tragic victory. The Elf King’s City was destroyed, the alliance was completely beaten, and the entire continent was devastated. The mess left behind was several times worse than the demon-raging chaos caused by Tarasha thousands of years ago. , if my king as a leader is just a little bit worse, he will probably really become the king of subjugation.

For this reason, Artoria did not live at home, but stayed at the elf camp in the Demon King Village, and even traveled to the elf king city. Of course, she would come on time if she could have three meals a day, and the elf chef would come there on time. Well, it’s not as good as our own Vilas.

My sister is not here, and as the only personal maid, Huang Duanzi's maid follows and serves my king without hesitation, and I am left in peace. This guy's poisonous tongue has been accumulated in the dream for hundreds of years, and I am afraid that he has accumulated a big Ivan I have to take it easy and use defense as offense. Once a flaw is revealed, I will be overwhelmed by the mushroom cloud of expired contraceptive pills.

All in all, Artoria has nothing to worry about. In the near future, they will become his right-hand men, and their high-end combat effectiveness will not be inferior to that of the Demon King's army.

Then the next thing to worry about is...

I thought about it. In recent days, there have been a few things. One is a secret meeting with the four different demons. The second is my old father-in-law’s martial arts secret book. The third is Dia’s magical girl contract. The fourth is not good. It's important. It's just a matter of repairing the basic sword, so you can ignore it.

I was just thinking about what I should focus on first, when a figure descended above my head. Cirno, flapping three pairs of icy wings, descended from the sky with her hands on her hips and appeared in front of me with dignity.

"My mother's man is also Sir Cirno's servant. Sir Cirno has condescended to me today and came here to tell you something."

I expressionlessly slapped the dust raised by Cirno, then stretched out my thumb and index finger, struck with precision, and accurately grabbed the idiot Bingbing's cheek, watching her mouth form a funny "3" Like, kind eyes.

Now, this druid gives you another chance to reorganize your language.

Seeing that her eyes were full of tears, I let go of my hand. The idiot made a few flutters and showed his teeth and claws in an expression that he wanted to retaliate. After all, he gave in and gave in. He tilted his head and began to reorganize his words.

"Mom's man is also Cirno-sama's...man? It doesn't seem right?"

"Don't look uncertain, it seems like something is completely wrong!" I was shocked, what happened today? Do you even want to trap me into injustice? !

"Forget it, the details are not important." Cirno muttered. For the first time in my life, I resonated with this sentence.

"Today, Sir Cirno is here to announce something."

At this time, Tia flashed in front of me panting and gave me a wry smile. It seemed that she had spent a lot of effort chasing this naughty kid.

But fortunately, all the efforts are worth it.

Cirno patted Dia on the shoulder, and announced loudly to me with an old-fashioned attitude.

"From today on, this woman will be protected by Sir Cirno."

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